>I play a """sport"""
>My """"sport"""" prohibits the use of the most coordinated part of my body
>My """""sport""""" uses the most intelligent part of my body to hit a ball against
>My """"""sport"""""" often scores zero points
>My """""""sport""""""" is popular with uncoordinated children and soccer moms
>I am only good at one """"""""sport""""""""
>My country gets BTFO in all other sports
>I will never play any other sport, one is all you need
soccer was a mistake
>>76090861
>invent and play exclusively 4 sports
>only one of them is playing world wide
>the national team is full of negros
> get btfo by a """""""soccer""""" third world shit hole
>far away for being relevant in the most popular sport in the world, inb4 women shit
u cant make this shit up
>>76092273
all four sports are more entertaining than soccer games though, although I agree apehoop here is shit
football and hockey are way better than soccer though
>most popular sport in the world played by every nation in the world
>it's shit because we suck at it
>>76092567
Niggercrash and whiteboistick are the cuck sports. Literally
>>76092567
Literally all four sports are unwatchable. Interrupting with ads makes it unwatchable.
>inb4 just change the channel
lame
>>76092567
>ll four sports are more entertaining than soccer games though
this is subjetive the opinion of the minority
>>76092824
>Niggercrash and whiteboistick
I fucking died.
>>76092668
>in the world aka in poorfag countries
>>76092567
>nfl
for fat white southerners who love advertisements
>hockey
it's alright i guess
soccer is better than these 2 sports desu
>>76092273
>bbbbbbut everyone in the world plays our sport!
>it's only a few small countries
>not even in china or india
>all the biggest countries in the world make fun of you
u can't make this shit up
>>76090861
American sports are a symbol of it's prosperity. Soccer, being mostly popular in third world countries, only requires a flat space of dirt and grass, two nets and one ball. American sports require a greater investment, buying pads, helmets, gloves, bats, etc.
Poor third world countries just cant afford to play our sports. Sad!
>>76090861
>>76092273
>others sports don't count you just made them up
>soccer is the only sport
>you only need one sport anyways...
ahaahhaahaahahah