>BREAKING: @realmadriden sign 16-year-old forward Vinicius

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>its legit

what were you doing at 16 /sp/?

>>76084075
>gets braces to avoid suspicion because he's actually 24
smart

>>76084075
LOL

>>76084075
Nice laundering money you have there. No one here in Brazil ever heard of this guy until this year.

>just because he's black it means he lies about his age
Literally every single year we have a similar thread

>>>/pol/

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>>76084075
He's shit lol

>>76084127
i greentext cause its a lot of money for a 16 yr old

>>76084127
>>76084141
he also isn't 16

>>76084075
DELÍCIA...

>>76084161
you say that based on what? he's physically a whimp, not fast, not strong, nor skillful, he's just a regular 16yo.

he can play with Ödegaard

>>76084075
Even the Tony Martial transfer is a better deal than this.

lots of le i have better eye for talents than professionals scouts in here

Because odegaard worked well.

>>76084075
>16
>already cucking brits

Nigs really are superior

>>76084223
Why Brits? He's going to Real Madrid

>>76084075
>Vinicius
WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIET

>>76084279
got-tier name, stay jealous Kevin

>>76084190
>mfw Ödegaard's recent goal was front page news in norwegian media

>>76084298
Because we like to keep our teeth clean and in line, vazelo.

>>76084242
he's gonna cuck Bale out of a starting spot

>>76084163
>>76084298
delícia-posting should be more popular, it's a great meme

neguebinha will be loaned out to vitesse and never be heard from again

>>76084298
kek

>>76084075
Nice money laudering

>a player born in the 2000s is getting bought for £40m for one of the biggest clubs in the world

what have you done with your life?

>>76084091
jerking off

>>76084223
>americans on /sp/ constantly obsessed with britain and the pl
lel

>>76084091
>what were you doing at 16 /sp/?
your mum

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>>76084075
>Born in 2001
>Born after Y2K

>>76084298
To show perfectly aligned teeth while picking a macaco's bone clean

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>>76084298
#banter

Real thinks they bouth the new Neymar when in reality they probably bought the new Odegaard.

>Madrid's squad is already perfect
>spend the money on youth and buy the next Robinho
>let him have a good season at Madrid in 4 years before they sell him to PSG for 100 million

5D chess.

>>76084347
It's already popular

>le pacey nigger meme winger #2141

>>76084091
Playing Age of Empires 2.
I still do.

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He's well worth it

>>76084628
>Odegaard
Oh yeah, what happened to this kid?

>>76084746
He's the top scorer in the Norwegian league m8

>>76084702
>implying pacey

stupid

>>76084091
you mean 20 because that guy is not 16

>>76084127
its a common problem

>>76084298
is sopa de Macaco any good?

>>76084788
heard it's poisonous

>>76084628
>Odegaard is 18
>there's already a new him

>>76084741
Need to learn to dab with Pogba 2bh

>>76084788
It's uma delícia, my friend

>>76084702
more like
>le dibrador meme attacking midfielder #4513

>>76084879
>>76084879

>>76084075
>paying good money on player that only had 2 senior appearances
he will flop

>>76084746
loaned out to Herenveen, had an absolutely horrible time there. Scored one goal and it was front page news in Norway like the other guy said. I think his loan deal lasts for another season but RM can recall him if they want.

>>76084091
I wasnt being black that's for sure

What can BRs tell me about this lad

>>76084347
make it popular

>>76084091
Getting an education.

>>76084298

it's because they grow up poor as shit and can only get dental care when they start making money

>>76084091
fingering fat birds at the back of the bus

> Junior made his Flamengo debut this month

If he was playing regularly I could maybe, MAYBE understand this...but a recent debutant? What in the name of fuck?

>>76085111
>can't even cut it the dutch league
is odegaard finished?

>>76085174
>tf
>tt

>>76084365
>vitesse
That's not Chelsea, Piazon.

>>76084788
UMA DELÍCIA

>>76085307
laundering money you dickhead
florentino has some business here (not even kidding)
he's opening a franchise of sopa de macaco

>>76084075
>7 million euros per year

god I wish I was him

remember folks, his hero is robinho

>>76085174
>american education

>>76086207
robinho was goat, shut your fat mouth

>>76084770
this is my biggest concern, in the clips ive seen hes looked slower than i expected.

anyway good if he's the new goat, and fine if its just perez paying for some corruption somewhere.

He's 17 this summer.

Is the £38m a lump sum or are there a lot of clauses? Seems quite a bit more reasonable if it's the latter.

hes either gonna play like neymar or end up like odegaard.

>>76086207
Robinho was good until he moved to EPLEL

>>76086251
there's nothing remarkable about him at all, he couldn't even control the ball at his debut. biggest media scam I've ever seen.

>>76086279
This. I didn't even know who the fuck he was until the first rumors of the transfer started. And he's playing in the most media-covered club in the country.

>>76086279
as a halal customer that makes me sad.
i just watched his debut clip and the first touch was actually depressing.

i heard his other 10 minutes were better, but without the speed there's really no hope is there?

>>76084788
una delicia mano

>>76084110
I knew him, I actually live in the same city as him

>>76086414
bood fr u than my niga

He won't come until the summer of 2018.

>>76086256
i havent rtfa but probably a bunch of incentives, contingencies and add ons.
this is one shady pr stunt. kid will bust in europe anyway so none of this matters really.

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>Leaving brazil at 17
>Fucking idiot, will undoubtably flop

>>76086682
coutinho was actually good though and people knew about him since he was 15.

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>>76084518

>>76086682
also vinicius isn't being an idiot for going, RM is for signing him.

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>>76084518

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>>76086900
>i'm AMERICAN
lel

>>76084298
Because Brazil is a developing country as opposed to a decaying country

Brazillanon tell me how good him and him and Gabriel jesus at the same age who is better??

>>76084110
This to be desu

>>76086309
how is that possible? i was watching his youtube clips months ago.

>>76086682
coutinho isnt a flop

>>76087009
Under-17/20 tournaments.

>>76086944
Gabriel Jesus IMO, he's certainly going to be world class

>>76086823
>his career will be fucked
>he's not an idiot

Gabriel Jesus is legit. He could be a monster.

>>76087356
he was never going to be a great player anyways so who cares. might as well make mad bucks from the hype.

>>76086944
No one has a single clue senpai. He literally debut in professional last week, played like 20min so far. He was ok in the u17 tournament, nothing bad but nothing really exciting either.

We have tons of players debuting in their first team every year, you can't never know until you see him playing in the first team.

>>76084075
>38m for the black Odegaar

>>76087080
i mean how is it possible you didn't know about him until just now? hes been "youtube sensation" for a while now

I rate no one under the age of 21 and without 2 back to back seasons of top tier performance

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>You will never an unproven, overpriced 16-year-old Brazilian footy lad worth £40million

>>76088112
He legit was only a thing here since mid january, mainly for wrecking shit U-20 teams as a 16yo and basically disappearing when it started mattering and the opponents got tougher.

>>76086695
>vinicius jr isn't good because i'm saying so
>i didn't knew him, so he didn't existed for other people (specially scouts)

>Madrid think they're getting the next Neymar, and he turns out to be the next Robinho

>Memeinho

>>76088237
Implying that Robinho was bad for Madrid

>>76084096
>gets braces to avoid suspicion because he's actually 24
>smart
Kek his teeth look perfectly straight too.

BTW, can we just consider Brazil part of Africa now?

>>76084190
He can also be Odegaards gfs bull if necessary.

I'm here all week guys.

>>76088237
Which is pretty good when you don't have the "Galácticos" around anymore.

>>76088237
He'd be lucky to be the next Robinho. He's probably the next Keirrison.