>5 minutes before kickoff in CL final
>Real Madrid are in the dressing room and Zidane is giving the final speech
>all of a sudden everybody turns around as Cristiano Ronaldo drops the copy of "Le Temps retrouvé" he was reading
>there is silence throughout the dressing room
>Ronaldo stands up and joins his teammates in a huddle
>he slowly starts chanting, building faster and faster as the game approaches
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>the entire team is chanting with him now (except for Gareth Bale)
>Ronaldo runs out and goes on to lead the team to victory in historic fashion and Ronaldo gets a statue in front of the Museu Nacional de Machado de Castro for his performance
TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kinda doubt Ronaldo can read.
Good thread
>>76039819
Remember when you were thirteen years old and Australia shitposting was "funny"? Me neither
Quality thread.
>>76039915
i agree with this good fellow
>>76039819
Messi is much more of an intellectual than Ronaldo m8.
>>76039819
Imagine typing all that thinking it was funny
Love how asshurt messi customers get every time they see a Ronaldo thread.
>>76039819
Outback shut in autistic posters should be banned
>>76039819
Based
Just lol @ how many people are literally seething over this post
Amazing
>>76040103
>>76040211
we need to go further
messity smarks BTFO by based TSUnaldo
>>76039819
NO NO NO NO NO NO DELET DELET
>>76040402
>Alfonso.jpg
>>76040402
this
>>76039819
>except for Gareth Bale
>>76039966
>>76041144
He's clearly deep in thought, contemplating things you couldn't even begin to comprehend.
>>76039819
put me in the screenshot
>>76041179
what the fuck is this shit
>>76039819
>>76041144
>>76039819
kek
>>76039819
messhit btfo
>>76039819
'À la recherche du temps perdu' is the name of the book, 'Le temps retrouvé' is a movie
That's actually incorrect. Nice try though.
>>76043184
Cant tell if amerifat or actually trolling
>>76039819
>(except for Gareth Bale)
>>76039819
This is not funny
Congrats on going to Philosophy 101 class once or twice though
>>76039819
Good post even though some people (like americans) are too retarded to understand the magnificiency of something like this