We rewrite history and pogba never goes to memechester,

*dabs

>>75982893
he dabs Juventus to a QF or SF exit

The guy sucks famu

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*nae nae's*

He achieves the higest form of mediocrity at Jewv for 3 seasons before being sold to a mid-table Ligue 1 team.

Also, *dabs

Tbh i see him winning the CL atleast twice, quite possibly a treble with juve, winning a euro for italy but thats gone to shit now

makes millions with his world dabbing show exposing the best dabs to customers

Could of been one of juve GOAT

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becomes a decent bench player at juve

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What would happen to him if dabbing wasn't invented?

Juve loses to Barca because no Pjanic to kill Messi

>>75982996
He would s-surpass pirlo

Goes to Leicester, memes them into relegation.

>>75982893
Why does he act like some nigger from the us? United thinks its good for business? or is it his actual personality?

>>75984096
Juve colored his hair gold and gave him an instagram account

>>75984096
>He's black and French
Help us solve this riddle guys

>>75982893
>/sp/ hates pogba and sucks gaynaldo

and then they wonder why I consider this pathetic board utter cancer

>>75984174
I despise both. What about it?

>>75984202
you're not /sp/ though

>>75984139
Fuck do I know about black french people? Look at Kante, he doesn't act like that.

>>75984174
I'm the same as this guy
>>75984202
What about it?

>>75984304
are you /sp/? no? then shut the fuck up niggertalian

>>75982893
He starts a dynasty with Juve of 3 trebles in a row

>>75982893
He loses a dabbing game against Allegri after losing soccer and basketball match against him. Then he gets butthurt that his teammates aren't dabbing with him but hide their face with Dybala. He starts eating out of stress and becomes the fatty of the team, much to the relief of Higuain, who scores against Real Madrid in the final with his belly.

Well for one the Slovak spams /sp/ with threads about how great he is with Juventus.

Literally #dabbing rn