*finishes 6th with the most expensive squad in the history

What a fraud.

you forgot
>whilst convincing customers that they've actually had a successful season*

*loses the EL final to a team with an average age of 21*

>>75969798

Just end this bloated """Premier""" League already.

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*wins more titles than halal Madrid this season*

>>75969798
What a shitty coach, watch him sell good youngsters like Martial or Rashford to sign some old guys and leave the team next season and ruin Utd. He will blame fans and players.

>>75970190
>mouyes
summer mickey mouse cup and default mickey mouse cup

>halal
Liga and CL

>>75970345
>CL
It's Italo-Buyern's time to shine.

>>75970345

Has one league title in SEVEN (7) years with their “best player ever”
Literally has ZERO (0) trebles EVER (8)

Barca have TWO (2) in the last FIVE (5) years

the absolute state of halal. pathetic

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>>75970345
>Halal winning the CL

Not on my watch

There's no excusing it. And to be fair to them, I've not met any United fans doing so.

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>b-but muh EL

Just gotta sign Griezmann and James and the league is his!!

imagine an actual big team like Real Madrid, or Bayern or Juventus finished 6th and only won the Europa League

the manager would get sacked and half the squad sold

>>75972056
And Varane, Oblak, Alex Sandro on their way as well. Maybe Falcao as Ibra's replacement?

>>75972077

>Implying they will win the EL

>>75972077
>Implying Peter Bosz and his team of talented teenagers will not cuck Mouyes out of the Europa League

>>75969798
I was told it's not about winning they just have so much brand power and publicity..

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>>75971741

>>75970664
Barca have gotten to ZERO (0) CL finals in consecutive years.

Pathetic really.

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>>75969987

Wow you're right, the German league is so much better.

(Not.)

>>75971980
post the poogba 6th pic

not a customer but if they win the el final i'd be satisfied, only team apart from chelsea with trophies. this isn't 2000s fergie united anymore, but el+league>nothing like the other teams.

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>>75972289
>Where are you in the table Paul?

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>>75972417
post the shopped version

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>>75972443
Don't have it ;_;

>>75972256
>1860 München
>Bayern Munich
Why?

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>>75972460
worst ABU

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>>75972475
I'll go look for it in the archive, have a Pogbanoff meanwhile

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>>75972525

>>75972256
>One team winning a lot means it's bad
The league may not be entertaining but that's doesn't mean the quality isn't better

>>75969822
Not hard. Ever heard of post-purchase rationalization?

Fellaini is Moyes number one deep cover agent

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>>75972538
Will this improvised version do, cute cartoon girl?

>>75972703
KEK, based Slovak, best /sp/ poster.

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>>75972740
Love you too

it's amazing how expensive and mediocre a squad can be at the same time, who is in charge of scouting players in Man U

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>>75972703
i guess it will have to

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>>75972835
>he doesn't know about Eddie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZqTKzS2aI

>>75970345
>mickey mouse cup
Excuse me. JFs are not permitted to use this expression.

>Luke Shaw £30M
>Fellaini £30M
>Mata £40M
>Martial £50M
>Young £20M
>Herrera £30M
>Blind £15M
>Rojo £15M
>Darmian £15M
>Lingard Free

J U S T

>J0-0se drawinho

>>75969798
>he drew against Southampton
>nil-fucking-nil
>against SOUTHAMPTON
Is there a bigger meme of a manager in European football?

>>75970345
My favourite thing about manure and spee is that when the Slovak posts ironic manure garbage, he looks more balanced and rational than most manure 'fans'. I can genuinely not tell the falseflaggers and customers apart anymore and it's brilliant

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>>75972703

>>75973421
Woops wrong post to reply to sorry lad

>most expensive squad ever
Means nothing. Benzema was more expensive than Puskas - doesn't mean he was better.

>>75974552
uhh... exactly

>>75974552
thats kinda the point lad

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Why yes United

Pogba is available

>>75974552
>the state of poonited customers

>>75974552
are you drunk m8?

>>75974552
Your average EPL fan, ladies and gentleman.

>>75981818
Who is EPL?

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*brings you breakfast in bed*

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>>75969798
DA FOTO

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Mourinho internet defence force here.

How mad are you that we're going to win the treble?

>>75982069
You on the left?

>>75974552
Hang yourself.

>>75970345
based

How did the chosen one lose his touch?

Did he break a deal with the devil?
Was he cursed by firing that fine piece of ass on the Chelsea support staff?

>>75982251
He had a nervous breakdown at halal and doesn't have a clue anymore

United has 1 away goal vs top 6 competition
Sunderland has 2

>>75974552
Is this really how Manure fans see the world?

Is he not a special one anymore?

>>75983661
>sacked by Chelsea
>6th in the EPL
>EL semifinal 'most important match in Man Utd history'
No he's not.

>>75983703

Also
>lose competetive match against Wenger

>>75982251
He went from managing big clubs in 1 or 2 team leagues to managing a big club in a league where there are 5 or 6 potential champions.

>>75983753
>tf
>tp

Like clockwork.

>>75982251
God is punishing him for trying to crawl out the eye of a cancer patient

>>75972077
>implying Bayern or Juventus would have been able to buy up half the PL
>implying Real Madrid wouldn't have been hurt a lot by not being able to sign their own individual TV deal/unfair collective TV deal.

>>75983703
>>6th in the EPL
No he isn't

>>75982035
>that burnt toast
>with mate
jesus christ

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>>75983907
?

>>75983960
But that's not an EPL table

>>75983971
I literally searched 'EPL table' and got that, you absolute moron.

>>75983998
Can't see any word beginning with the letter e in the league's name

>>75984006
Right. I suppose it is not the 'English Premier League'. Because that's what Manure customers do when they realise how thoroughly fucked up the arse they've been: They become pedants. Brilliant.

>>75984037
>I suppose it is not the 'English Premier League'.
Correct. It is just the 'Premier League'

>>75981729
>>75981739
>>75981755
>>75981818
>>75982209
>>75983325
Are you guys really all this stupid? You can't compare players today to players of yesterday if they were sold for the same price. You can't say: you bought a player for £15m; Shearer was bought for £15m; therefore he should be world class and help you win the PL. It's not the same as saying some time had the lowest points total in the PL of all time. Because you can compare it to seasons from 20 years ago. Calling it the most expensive of all time is just trying to make it seem a lot worse than it actually is. It's like you'd compare it to other squads in the past that were the most expensive of their time and which underachieved and you're saying that Man Utd are worse than they were because the Man Utd squad costs however many times as much. Call Man Utd out for doing poorly with the most expensive CURRENT squad, not the most expensive squad EVER.

Actual retards.

>>75984067
I like this, good effort, I give it 6/20

>>75984067
>don't call the most expensive squad ever the most expensive squad ever
ok m8

why did manchester united cross the road
to buy back their own youth product for 100 million

>>75982035
>burnt toast
>inevitable crumbs all over the god damn bed

Disgusting

>>75972703

Kek.

>>75983753
Yeah, what the fuck does Mouyes know about the PL?

United should have gotten the guy who won those leagues with Chelsea in 2005, 2006 and 2015.

>>75988352
desu in football you're only as good as your last season, Mourinho isn't doing too well these days