Occasional reminder this man is the greatest football manager

He's the modern day Capello

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Will any manager duel reach the amount of hype these two had in La Liga?

>>75951424
>never won bundes
>best manager
kek

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>>75951424
>6th place

>>75951593

anyone can win bundesliga, you just have to manage buyern.

>>75951424
>15 years
lmao even poop will end up winning more titles than this little faggot

>>75951424

You make some good points Joao...

HOWEVER

1. First manager to play Eto at right back
2. First manager to have 2 world record breaking signings and fail to win the champions league with them
3. Cast out Kevin DeBruyne because he wasn't running around like a retarded chicken on the wing like he demanded
4. First manager to get blown the fuck out by his own physio
5. First manager to alienate his club's greatest servant because they didn't obey him unquestionably
6. Sold Romelu lukaku for pennies without inserting a buyback clause
7. Wasted the David Luiz money on a one season wonder like matic
8. Turned Nigeria's most promising attacking midfielder into a boring, useless defensive midfielder
9. Begged for a Ruined Kaka then whined about how he wasn't good enough
10. First manager to give Real Madrid's #10 shirt to invisible meme
11. Turned Ronaldo from an all around dominant force of nature into a petulant tap-in babby that can't perform without the rest of the team spoonfeeding him
12. Almost ruined luka modric
13. Turned an impressionably young, highly creative attacking midfield into the modern day run around and do nothing player we see today, Oscar
14. Ruined Eden Hazard
15. Almost chased away all the goat youth at Chelsea
16. Already ruined Martial and soon Rashford
17. Convinced his club to spend trillion double dollars for a dabbing Leroy Fer
19. First manager to gouge out a cancer patients eyes and get away with it
20. trusted Thibaut Courtois to not be a rat after he betrayed DeBruyne and got rid of Cech
21. demanded Cuadrado only to bench him completely
22. insisted on a washed up Branislav Ivanovic instead of playing the best defensive left back in football, Filipe Luis
23.Still is deluded enough to play the club's albatross of a captain, Wayne Rooney

>>75951593
he would go there, but only if Bayern is going through a prolonged crisis, like not winning bundesliga for 3 or 4 seasons with bad CL performances, because only difficult jobs appeal to him. Or if Dortmund wants to invest in building a team for the CL and bundesliga and dethrone Bayern.
Also German is a disgusting language.

>>75951424

>never won Turkish super league
>best manager

>>75951733
What do you call a Flatbread with Lamb there?

>>75951401

>>75951612
>even poop
Pep won shitloads of awards every single year so that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Hell in terms of titles Pep and Mou are so fucking far ahead of everyone else it's ridiculous to call them the frauds of all possible managers.

>>75951748

Pide. It doesnt necessarily have lamb.

>>75951793
Give me your mothers recipe please Mes'ud, I had it in a Turkish restaraunt here and altho expensive was Allah's gift to the world

Fuck, it's been 15 years? Feels like yesterday back when he was a nobody managing Leiria.

Meanwhile I'm still stuck in this shithole.

>>75951424
Jose is too stubborn. Thats the one thing Ive always hated about him

>>75951822

Google for " Resimli Pide Tarifi " and do the same bro. Enjoy it.

>>75951825
What do you want him to do? Bend over like Pep?

>>75951834
Ty

>>75951732
Actually he said he'd never go there.

More fun facts:
>he has managed more El Clasicos than any other modern manager, including Vicente Del Bosque and Pep Guardiola
>Miguel Munoz who spent 15 seasons in charge of Madrid and Johan Cruyf (8 in charge of Barcelona) have the better of him in that regard

>>75951861
He also said he didn't care about winning the Europa League.
>most important match in our History

There's 5 better managers just in the league he's competing in.

>>75951732
t. Spains slavic sounding beach towel

>>75951424
Also

>managed the skinniest Ronaldo in the history of Real Madrid

he was also extremely successful as assistant manager of both Sir Bobby Robson and Mr. Van Gaal in Porto and Barcelona. to add to his manager trophies, has won in his short 6/7 seasons as assistant manager:
>4 league titles (2 portuguese and 2 spanish)
>3 National Cups (1 portuguese and 2 spanish)
>3 Supercups (1 portuguese, 1 spanish and 1 european)
>1 European Competion (Cup winners cup)
>his role in the victorious periods of Robson in Porto and Barcelona and Van Gaal in Barcelona in the 90's was recognized by all the insiders, that's one of the reasons the most influential catalan opinion makers were shilling for him to take the Barcelona job in 2008 (instead of Poop)
>Mourinho refused the job when the club wasn't prepared to clarigy the role and power the former club legend, Johan Cruyff would have as football director, so in a way he's responsible for the cancer Poop brought to the game

>>75951424
>6th in the League
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>>75951608

Same with la liga and RM

>>75952401
>asistant manager
He was nothing more than a translator there top kek

>>75952761
He wasn't just a translator, he also made scouting reports. Very similar to the role AVB had under Mourinho at Chelsea.

>>75952799
Still a translator. Still irrelevant in Barcelona kek

>>75952808
True, but that's not exactly irrelevant.

>>75952401
Do assistant trophies really count? Does Zidane deserve credit for La Decima? Does Villas-Boas deserve credit for Mourinho's accomplishments with Porto, Chelsea, and Inter?

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>>75952912
they count as trophies as an assistant manager. Zidane has indeed 3 decimas for Madrid. 1 as a player, 1 as an assistant and 1 as a manager.

>Does Villas-Boas deserve credit for Mourinho's accomplishments with Porto, Chelsea, and Inter?
It really depends on the role and influence the assistant has. you can form a perception by reading the press of the time. pic related is how the spanish press considered Mourinho's views on the events at the club

>>75951593
I would win the Bundes while managing buyern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1F87Fcn-xI

>>75951732
>german
>disgusting language
Shit taste

>>75952741
>RM
>1 la liga title in 8 years

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And yet one man stopped everything and send him to the cellar, so how can he be the best manager? He has yet to recover from his post-traumatic messi syndrome

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>ruined by a bloody female physio
>greatest football manager of all time
nah, pick one

>>75952401
>Mourinho, who led FC Porto to the UEFA Cup and Champions League success in successive seasons, also reminded Cruyff of Barcelona's humiliating 4-0 defeat by AC Milan in the 1994 European Cup final.

>'I don't want him to teach me how to lose 4-0 in a Champions League final because I don't want to learn that,' said Mourinho.

>finishing 6th with the most expensive club in the world

Fergie is better

>>75954591

well Id say barcelona, but this year is proving that wrong

>>75951593
Disregarded opinion.ridiculous. Kys

>>75954631
What the hell are you talking about? Mourinho's greatest moment as a manager, the treble with Inter came shortly after beating Messi in 2010.