MANCHESTER CITY VS. WEST BROMWICH ALBINO POST EARLY LATE (UN)OFFICIAL

>ALBINO

lads

LADS

L A D S

>poop

you now remember city signed gundogan last summer

>>75951582
>>75951582
>>75951582
>>75951582
Actual important game over here

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WBA PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

we need 4th or alexis goes to city

Pulis will expose poop for his last exposure of the season.

>>75951670
Fuck off arse

>>75951786
City won 4-0 last time, don't get your hopes up.

do shitty need this for top 4?

>>75951658
no one cares about pathetic filler teams that won't amount to anything apart from a miracle EL run.

>>75951808
>letmegooglethatforyou.bmp
nothing personel kid

>>75951808

They can be left behind by Arsenal.
If they win they will be 3rd and Liverpool's only match is against Sunderland in Anfield so they Poop gotta win that game.

>delph injured

It's gone under the radar because he wouldn't play much anyway, but it's ridiculous how injury prone this guy is.

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4-4-2
4
2

>I'm stuck at this awful little club and I hate it. A proper club would have sacked me for this season. I'm only here as a favour to Txiki.

What did Pep mean by this?

Why do they kick off at different times

>implying not 2-4-4

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>Man City Ladies parading their trophies

At least you have something, City. Lol.

>>75952443
If you read that, it's for you.

How do you even implement Pulisball with Rondon upfront?

>>75952009
Could be CB's and Sane and De Bruyne as wingbacks

>reddit soccerstreams site already begging for money
lol idiots

>>75952608
Have you experienced any problems with their new site? I've heard it's not great.

every time I watch city there's a shit load of empty seats

Wow traffic must be really bad tonight :^)

>>75952638
There's what appears to be an ad masquerading as a stream at the top of each one.

Other than that no but it takes longer to get a stream from there than it does from just opening a reddit thread.

>>75952638
use the reddit listings, the standalone site has been shit every time I've used it

has this game started yet or is my stream like 4 minutes behind

>>75952664
>Wow traffic must be really bad tonight :^)
It's unironically the stewarding

A bunch of the stands have one single turnstile and they do close to full body searches

>Sane and Silva discuss how they're going to negate Pep's awful tactics and win the game despite their meme manager

>>75952712
Do these body searches last all game?

Jonny Evans is a far better player that Smalling and Jones and I'm still pissed off at Lang Baal for selling him.

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Who /a/BMB here

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>>75952805
*/a/BMC

>all these fancy turns and good possession
is this the power of Pulisball?

>Arse still haven't scored after 25 minutes at home to relegated Sunderland

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>>75952821
I am ABpep

>>75952821
STOP drinking!

>>75952840
I wonder where he will go after he will get btfo next year as well. The only club that could spend what he wants where he can go is psg, but that's not hipster enough for him.
Maybe United?

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Just came home from a 5-0 trashing of Sandefjord lads. Imagine not supporting your local team, top kek

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>all those obnoxious Spanish posters at the start of the season that thought Pep would walk the league

>>75952850
Drinking is the only way I can make some sense of the laws of this country, they are written on purpose to be impossible to read.

>>75952877
He did. He won it back in September.
>>75952880
>they are written on purpose to be impossible to read.
Ah yes, law. It's a language of its own.

I don't know when it happened exactly but Toure turned into a pussy of a player, think he's made exactly 1 run into the box so far. wasn't that his whole shtick

Go to bed Rondon. You're drunk.

>"Here they gave me a second chance and we will try to do it. In my situation at a big club, I'm sacked, I'm out, sure, definitely.

>>75953052
He stopped doing that under Pep. He's been playing between the centre backs mostly.

>>75953082
Can the players even understand his instructions in English?

>>75953133
They speak the universal language of football.

>>75953082
Imagine clearly insinuating several times throughout your first season at a new club that they're small time, and all they do is thank you for the pleasure of shitting all over them.

Fernandinho and those elbows, man.

Poop changed him, he was an angel until last season.

how good is this team going to be when they get walker and rose?

tch
Useless cunts

why does WBA have a nfl coach?

>jesus scared to celebrate in case he's offside again
>>75953229
they aren't after Rose, he's cooked anyway since he's having knee surgery

>>75953177
He just has very strange English

you're pep, what meme tactical change do you make? me personally:

>kolarov in front of Dinho, Kompany, Otamendi
>switch Gabriel and Sane
>toure right behind aguero

WTF?
I love aguero now

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RIP Arse

>>75952865
He can always back to Barcelona, or if they already gotten good manager next year he might try Spain national team.

lol raped them

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>>75953281

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UNEXPOSED

>I'm not injured I'm not injured I'm not injured

>>75953297
>pep and mou take their rivalry internationally
nice

jesus goal webm anyone?

>>75953322
unironically try on r/soccer

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>tfw missed 2 goals when I reload the browser.

why does rondon keep trying to outmuscle kompany and not just play on otamendi?

>Pep dominating Pulis

Has the Premiere League been, dare I say it, exposed?

>>75953343
it's unironically there, thanks

>>75953468
Pulis teams after achieving survival are about as threatening as a pillow.

God I hope west brom gets relegated next season. The most painful to watch team in the pl.

>>75953468
Pulis has practically given up after achieving survival. At one point they were somewhere around the 5th to 7th position, now they're like 15 points behind 7th.

Though in the other game Poop won 4-0 anyway.

>>75953468
City won the first game 4-0, Pulis is miles below Pep

>>75953532
>>75953490
I think he's actually gone out of his way to avoid europa

Gotta keep his job until he's paid off the debt he owes palace

hey lads how is my nigger Sané doing in general?

70% posession

1 (one) corner in 47 (forty seven) minutes against WEST BROM

Go fuck yourselves you retards

>>75953685
wasteful but fast af

>>75953685
He's just a beige Raheem Sterling.

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>a woman in the studio

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>Female Manc. City captain
Too flat 2bh.

That skittles advert is so creepy

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>>75953864
>>75953819
Reminder that the endlessly-hyped Women's FA Cup Final (which was the leading back page news all over the media) only drew 35,000 in attendance at Wembley (11k fewer people than the fucking FA Vase).

"Women's football" is a truly the worst forced meme.

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I was at the City game against Leicester and some foreign asked for a picture of stadium food. Here it is, in all its glory

>>75954020
That's decent for stadium food. You even got a napkin.

>>75954020
is the pie just microwaved and served?
doesn't look convincing

>>75954020
it's me (beer and pies). thanks for posting.

>>75953927
It was 38k max capacity and suffered from being on the same day as the men's game

>>75954020
>lager
>stadium food

>>75954020
how much is the pie?

>audible "that's fucking bullshit" from Dawson
lol

>>75954020
What other menu they have?

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>>75954098
So they still couldn't sell out just half the stadium (and with all the manufactured hype from the media). No matter how far you lower the bar, they still come up short.

And the fact that it suffered from being on the same day as the men's game just proves my point. "Women's football" is an objectively inferior product that no one really cares about, and people only force themselves to watch it to virtue signal. It shouldn't be shoehorned onto the TV (with license payer money no less), it shouldn't get the same level of coverage as real football, and it shouldn't be played at Wembley.

>wba defending

5-0 when

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>>75954320
They really should wear skirt, that'll be better for everyone. I will bother to watch it.

>>75954320
don't forget they let kids in for free

>kompany
what a mong

>>75951401
>Kompany trying scissors kicks now

is he, dare I say it, back?

I'm crying a bit

please let Zaba score a goal.

>>75954471
how? serious question.

>>75954545
Get a penalty and let Zaba take it.

based jesus

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when's he back from syria?

>>75954597
are the stories about him being a quiet/shy nerdy guy true?

i really want them to be

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>>75954049
how would you prepare it heeby? oven?

>>75954615
He's dead there. The last call from him was when Pep exposed.

>>75954673
lel. Most likely watching this very thread right now, waiting to shitposting again.

>>75954658
>implying brazilians can be quiet

>>75954658
yea it is

So it's agreed that:
OUT
>Zabaleta
>Sagna
>Clichy
>Kolarov
>Nolton
>Bravo
>Caballero
>Hart
>Nasri
>Bony
>Iheanacho
>Mangala
Right?

>i'm the captain nao

>>75954759
Kolarov might stay. One of Caballero/Bravo will probably stay, depending on if Bravo wants another chance, since Pep seems to like him.

>>75954759
Word is City could get 100 Million from sales of Hart going to Liverpool, Bony going to China , Nasri going to some spanish team, Iheanacho going to Dortmund/ Some bundesliga club and Managua going to some spanish team.

IN
>Ederson Moares/ Rulli
>Kyle walker ( apparently a done deal)
>Sandro??
>CDM???
>CB???

>>75954759
It'll be too hard to recuperate players for all that dead weight. Maybe he can pick off good players from midtable La Liga teams and go for a big sign or two.

>>75954759
Bravo will stay like Pinto at Barca years ago.

>>75954832
>>75954841
Just asking. Why was the fullback situation at city not addressed earlier? Surely they must have known that zabal, sagna and kolarov were getting old and city were in need of better younger fullbacks no? I feel like city have massively underachieved due to their fullback situation as going forward they've been the best in the league by miles over the last three years or so

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>"I hate bald people. You're out of my team"

>>75954902
No idea. Maybe Pep thought 3 at the back would've worked out better, but when he tried it, I think the results were the 3 consecutive draws against Everton, Southampton and Middlesbrough. He caved into the pressure at that point, even though those draws were because of shit finishing, when the system had actually worked fairly well.

Kompany being out until a couple of months ago didn't help either.

>>75954836
>Word is City could get 100 Million from sales of
>Hart
>Bony
>Nasri
>Iheanacho
They will get 50m for all those if they are lucky, it's not like they need the money anyways

>Stones in
>concede
lol

>Kompany comes off
>Otamendi suddenly becomes shit
>Stones doesn't know what to do
>Otamendi literally fucking dies

>>75954967
Their finishing has made me rage all season, aguero missing fucking sitters

>>75954967
True. BTW how do you rate pochetino? Pls don't bully but I seriously think pochetino is seriously underrated coz of the work he's done at spurs. I would have preferred pochs than pep desu due to pochs team building and defensive masterclass. Pochs would have sorted out the defensive issues at city in no time while spending less money as well.

>>75954987
Hart will fetch 20 from klopp
Bony will bring in 7-8m
Nasri 12m
Nacho will be a makeweight in a deal

>>75955054
Not if bony goes t China. At least 20 million.

thanks for not replying btw

>>75955076
Not even the chinks are that dumb

>>75955193
Yea true. That guy has been a colossal failure

>>75954751
qt

>>75955156
bby :(

>>75954658
Check his instagram, he only play arcade videogames, chill with his friends and send messages to his mom.

>>75954836
>>75954987
Such a shame, Iheanacho will become the best African footballer in the next 3-5 years.

>>75955341
Iheanacho going from highest goal per minute ration in the league to being disgarded would be/is a great tragedy.