Watch Americans Try (and FAIL) To Name Europe's Biggest

>>75891324
lel
I'd like to see them do a video about hockey

Well it's not like anyone here would know who Gronk, Watt, Cutler, or any other American athletes are.

>he used to play for "youvengas"
lmao he has no right to talk shit about anyone

>>75891357
are you comparing football with hockey?lmao

Post one more, one fucking more buzzfeed tier video in my /sp/, and for the loving God that watches us from above I will implode your stupid ass, god damn motherfucker

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>girl knows Ronaldo
I'm not surprised

>asking hockey fans about another sport

dumb fuck

I can only name Lebron James & Tom Brady

>probably thinking of balotelli

but balotelli never played for chelsea either. if you're gonna make stupid videos at least do a quick google

also

>when you think of spain what do you think of
>err it's barcelona

this is gonna ruffle a few feathers isn't it? :3

>paylay

>>75891425
the average american probably knows less about hockey than soccer

hockey fans are their own weird community who don't like anything else and no average person knows absolutely anything about hockey since it's not covered in any major channels or sites or anything

Now do one with Europeans and American football

>>75891440
may the madonna bless your kind heart

>>75891553
said he was probably thinking about balotelli because of the hair comment, faggot. also he's black

and they obviously saw that the logo had a B in it so they were thinking of a city that starts with B. Though I'd argue that Barcelona is actually the most famous city in Spain around here

Honestly, if this guy would do this with me about American sports, I would have embarrassed myself just as much, so I can't really make fun of them.

All I know is Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant and that Arab looking handegg guy who hates America and sits down during the national anthem.

>>75891596
jezz

Eh to be fair on the american side I only know half a dozen NBA names and that's it.

>>75891703
You mean quarterback Colin Kaepernick?

>>75891650
it said ''probably thinking of balotelli'' just as the guy said pogba played for chelsea, context just works

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>>75891746
I only know Brady but it's enough

>>75891824
oh I was thinking of the "definitely thinking of balotelli" comment

>>75891787
Yep, that's him

I know that a lot of (white) Americans were mad as fuck at him some months ago, because he was part of that whole Black Lives Matter thing, despite clearly looking like an Arab.

Mericans are clueless about the world in general. Not an insult. Just saying, to most people here, the 50 states is their entire world. Quite sad really.

>>75891940
I've seen tons of videos of Americans being clueless about their own country as well tho...

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>Pelé
>Football Club Brazil

>>75891984
Kinda like Germans who don't know about the holocaust

>>75891324
>american people
do you live inside a tupperware holy shit

>>75891984
>film 100 people
>10 of them are retards
>upload a video only with them
OMG THEY ARE ALL SO STUPID

Stop watching click bait videos Ahmed

>>75891746
in apehoop I know jordan, lebron, o'neal, curry, wade (???) and that's all
in boreball I have no clue, Renteria cause he is colombian
in handegg, fuck, only this guy >>75891848 and thanks to all those Trump pics

>>75891373
this desu

but the guy that guessed "Pelé" for Messi cracked me up

>>75891940
nothing wrong with that, bar some flaws here and there america is quite literally the best country on the planet, and bar some lazy or pretentious shits it's literally impossible not to find a job and live a good life

>>75892006

Actually if you notice she was throwing Pelé at every single one.

>>75892063
10% is not a retard rate to be proud of

>>75892106
but the world average is probably somewhere like 70%

>>75892133
No, that's just the rate in Romania

>>75891984
It's different for you guys. You can hop on a train and 2 hours later you'll be in a new country with a completely different language, culture, religion…
If I hop on a train here for 2 hours, I'll still be in my same county.

>>75892106
>refugees first day on the internet
Don't you have some white German woman to rape

>>75892169
probably like 90%, but the world average is still 70% and that's a fact and you can't do anything about it

well tbhonestinho I only know Jordan, Lelbron, Curry and Varejao. Oh, Shaq too.

And Tom Brady, maybe?

>>75891441
>a grill will NEVER do this to one of your shirts

>>75892201
>Varejao
>doesn't know Leandrinho or Nene or Splitter
well nobody ever accused brazilians of being smart

>>75891324
>>75892053
Messi came to Disney World and nobody recognized him, he just walked around without people bothering him. Must have been weird for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7NmaA79CHg

>>75892175
But how do you explain ignorance about your own country?

>>75892177
>getting this triggered

Dayum Tyrone, calm down

In fairness until I went on /sp/ I wouldn't be able to name a single baseball, hockey or American football player, for Basketball I could name Jordan and Kobe.

>>75892032
Holocaust cult hurt your country even more than ours so you're not the one to make fun of us for it.

>>75892175
that goes both ways, you can't fucking escape people in europe and people are fucking nasty no matter what way you put it

meanwhile in USA you buy a trashed viper and drive around wilderness for hours not meeting anyone, whereas in europe that viper would cost more in taxes yearly than it was to buy and you'd get busted for it being too loud or breaking some law or another

>>75892378
Sure, but then you crash the car and you go bankrupt from the medical bills.

>>75891596
>>75891357

Lived in DC for 3 years and I thought the Capitals were our WNBA team.

>>75892063
This desu. You can literally make a video like that about anything.

>>75892420
at least you got to drive it

and don't even get me started on just going in a forest and shooting some fucking guns, do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og3COmVwvdA in europe and your stray bullets will undoubtedly hit someone's nasty annoying little offspring somewhere

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I only know messi, ronaldo also. only other guys I remember were zidane and rooney and pretty sure they dont play anymore.

I mean I would be able to name as many moons of mars or jupiter as worldwide soccer stars, those both being about as relevant as eachother in any americans life.
>what about that one guy who jogs everywhere and falls down when people get within half a meter of him?
there you go just named off all the famous soccer players

>>75892499
Just move to the US already then

Every gypsy gone is a gain for Europe.

>>75892546
SEETHING

>>75892556
I'm fine with the occasional vacation mr buttmad kraut

and gypsies go well in your country with syrians and the lot. shouldn't your 16 year old ass be asleep at this hour?

>>75892268
They like it since it's a nice change from getting mobbed everywhere you go. That's why lots of players choose the MLS as a retirement league.

I'm not even going to bash them because the only players i can reliably remember are Messi, Ronaldo and Robben and this entirely because of /sp/ shitposting. I have zero exposure to soccer outside of this board.

>>75892420
max jej

>>75892175
Shit, if it's a place like Texas, California, Florida, or even goddamn Maine you might still find yourself in the same state after 2 hours. It seems that compared to people like Russians, Americans, Canadians and Aussies, euros have a very different sense of domestic travel as for many of them, an entirely different country (with all its attendant differences) is within 50 - 200 miles. whereas for us you could walk straight for 2700 miles and still find yourself comfortably within the same country. It's both a blessing and a headache in many ways

Though Friedrich von Butthurt ITT is right, Many Americans know little about the world outside of their own individual states, let alone the country.

>>75892602
Just stay there the next time.

I mean, why the fuck would you want to return to your shithole of a "country" anyway?
You are literally the poorest country in the EU and alongside Bulgaria the only non-high developed country in the EU.

Even living in some American shithole state or city probably beats life in fucking Romania.

>>75892759
what the fuck did I even say to get you this triggered?

>>75892239
Oh, I know Nene too!! But Varejao has the funny name and hair, so it's more recognizable for me.

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>>75892499
Oh there's an issue though Anoncescu, you only get to shoot with abandon on public lands, most of which is found in western states.

>>75892787
I'm not triggered, just srsly asking.

You're in love with America, you say you go there regularly, so why not just stay there?
What in the blue fuck is keeping you in godforsaken Romania, besides maybe family that you can still visit once or twice yearly?

>>75892239
Name ONE american ski jumper

or an alpine skiier if you can't do the former

>>75892809
still better than the europeon alternative, albeit gun tourism in serbia has been pretty swell, but not america tier

and yes I travel just to shoot guns :3
>>75892839
cuz I'm rich

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>>75892809
>THE GOD FORSAKEN NUCLEAR BOMB RAVAGED WASTELAND OF NUKEVADA

Holy fuck the whole state is federal lands

those people fail probably at pointing out their own state on a map though

>>75892870
All the more reason to move to America, which is a dream land for the rich.

(Unless you mean rich as in Romanian rich, meaning that you have electricity and running water)

>>75892268
Thierry Henry said that being a literally who is one of the things he liked the most about playing in MLS. Even in a global city like NYC, there were shockingly few people recognizing him in public. I assume that Messi must have found it extremely comfy to walk in around in public and be a complete nobody

>>75892546

manz said rooney and zidane.

im ded

>>75892935
meaning I have more disposable income than 90% of germans

how old are you an why are you so angry at us?

>>75892935

You bet your ass Schweinsteiger is sitting on a boat right now and riding a bike around Chicago not giving a fuck because no one knows who he is

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I really L I T E R A L L Y have no idea why there are so many buttravaged Europeans in this thread. I'm not even trying to provoke anything, but is it really that offensive that someone somewhere doesn't know who the most famous players in your favorite sport are?

I'm genuinely curious, what is it with all of the frantic damage control ITT?

>>75892268
I bet that was super nice vacation for him. imagine being known worldwide and going to some 1st world themepark and youre just average joe. no onlookers or special treatment. just standing in line like everybody else.
Im sure management knew enough to make sure he got treated well but out in the streets he was just a regular looking guy with an accent. not to mention messi actually seems like a really humble guy comparatively. I mean if any US player was that talented at the game they would make messi look like a church mouse.

actually that must have been nice for him. celebrities pay thousands of thousands of dollars just to get away from the public.
but no celeb on earth as famous as messi could just go incognito at a fucking theme park and get away with it.
good for him. bet it was nice for him to be a regular (rich) dude for a week.

lol these zeroes are literally shit athletes fucking "football" i would dunk and rest my balls on their faggot faces

>>75892268
his sister has a 50yo body lmao

>>75892966
I'm not angry at you, I just wish your nation wouldn't exist and I want to get rid of you.

That's what immigration to the US was always about.

>>75892976
Yes, I'm sure he is sitting on a boat while riding a bike around Chicago.

Let's hope he has a bulletproof vest on him tho....

> christian ronaldo

>>75893117
but why?

>>75893117

You underestimate how segregated the US is
he can probably not see a black guy (besides teammates) for the entire time he's there if he chooses to

>>75892809
You can also shoot at gun ranges basically anywhere in the country.

>>75892870
>and yes I travel just to shoot guns :3

Lol are you serious?

>>75891324
>european stars
>a bunch of third rate players
>Messi
>Nerman

European football depends on sudacas

>>75893117
The violence in Chicago is basically confined to like 4 neighborhoods in the southwestern part of the city. I spent most of my childhood there and never went near the dangerous parts. Although on the other hand, this does tell you how absurdly dangerous those neighborhoods are.

>>75893233
yea it's really fun, but I can only own hunting rifles and that gets boring quick

>>75893245
spot the barca bitch :3

>>75893181
You strike me as very dirty people, whose immigrants are causing a lot of trouble over here (so bad that even the Turks started to complain about you, since your people are moving into their ghettos)

I know this is a generalization, but I just feel it's shameful that you were let into the European Union.
This is not European-worthy behavior.

You can behave like that in the 3rd world or, as suggested, in some American city of trailer park, but seeing this behavior in Europe just disgusts me.

>>75892378
Do you not have any large areas of free & open wilderness to get lost in in non-Russian Europe?

>>75893341
>giving a shit about european clubs

are you a cuck? we have our own teams here

>>75893233
>gun ranges
>wanting to shoot with some faggot range owner /instructor looking at you funny

Dude, the Romanian is right. Celebrate being able to shoot carelessly on public lands because range shooting is a very castrated alternative.

>>75893398
nigga you don't care about Uruguayan footy stop playing

I wonder if little ol' Schweini has ever dared venture into Southside Chicago

>>75893391
Finland, Sweden, Norway

Also many other places, including in Germany, but not to that degree.

>>75893369
but your country let us into the union just to profit off of us. you ain't got a right to complain about a few gypsies when you jewish nigs are profiting off of us
>>75893391
mainly scandi land, but it's not in the same scope of USA

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>only REAL NATIONS will recognize this certified 9/10 NHL QT

>>75893391
Scandinavia does, but he lives in Central europe which is by American standards, a very cramped and population dense area. You can't really escape and get lost from civilization in most of Europe much in the same way that you can in America and Canada.

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>>75893429
>when you know more than the instructor but he still insists on looking over your shoulder

like a third rate mechanic telling you a volkswagen is reliable, unfuckingbelievable

>>75893550
Our cities are cramped up, but everything in between is quite "empty"

1/4 of our population lives in or around the 7 biggest cities

>>75893613
incomparable with some of the isolation you can get in USA

>>75892864
Who doesn't know that drunk party boy Bode Miller?

Was there a jumper/nordic combined sport guy named Demong/Delong?

>>75893665
Obviously.

If you like isolation, just move to Mongolia or Siberia.

I would know a ton of american athletes tbqhonestinho.

>>75893613
>Our cities are cramped up, but everything in between is quite "empty"

Welcome to America. I'm not being confrontational but giving a spectacular example by stating this; Montana is about 7% larger than Germany yet has around 5% of NYC (metro) population and around 1.27% of Germany's.

Even more shocking for Canada as most leads live within 60 miles of the US border, despite being in a country larger than the US.

>>75893767
our cities are spacious and not cramped as well compared to cities everywhere else

>>75893885
But you make it that way.

Instead of using the space you have, you decide to build cramped up monotonous "suburbs" for whatever reason.

>>75893885
I'm talking about our relevant cities though. So """"""cities"""" Lincoln, Austin, Pittsburgh and Cincinnati don't count

>>75893735
it's good as a getaway but not a permanent solution. never leaving my country

>>75894067
How are American suburbs cramped? Have you seen them, the houses are huge, with pools, front yards, big backyards

>>75893452
ebin

>>75894067
because it's immensely comfortable(despite being extremely energy consuming). Not everyone wants to live in a cramped Tokyo/ NYC tier city.

Also soulless and mass-produced planned suburbs with their cookie-cutter houses are a post WW2 phenomenon and have been both a target of ridicule and a piece of sentimental Americana. Pre WW2 neighborhoods look very human and are full of character and design.

>>75894125
They're all build next to each other, just like here.

Americans could allow themselves much more private space.
Although I know of course that it wouldn't be cost-effective regarding piping and cabling.

>>75894074
only nyc has a high population density. still nowhere near the density of most major asian cities and the more dense european cities

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>>75894203
he's talking about those infamous planned suburbs, which for all of their space efficiency are absolutely the most plastic and lifeless pieces of housing in existence.

Good thing these are found mostly in central and western states.

>>75894319
meant for
>>75894125

>>75891596
you wana see the hockey fans over here, fucking freaks all of them

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>>75894319
that's almost as depressing as europe

>tfw gonna spend a month in kentucky this summer

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>>75894319
Yeah, absolutely disgustingly depressing, not sure how people can live there everyday without going nuts.

Anyway, I'm going to sleep, but will leave this here:
The Top 25 most densely populated cities in the world, just fyi

>>75891324
i wouldn't recognize not a single one of ufc fighters or apehoop or handegg players if it wasn't because i see their faces in the catalog in this board every day for years

can't really blame them

>its a third worlder dick sucking americans thread
Oh boy this sure never gets old huh?

>"What's a city in Italy that starts with M?"
>"Meatballs?"
That's how you know he's American

>>75892809
What's that weird stripe that goes through Nevada and Wyoming?

>>75891324

>soccer

>beckett

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>>75892268
Kek

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>>75893042
This.
>L-L-LMAO WELL I DON'T K-KNOW ANY OF Y-YOUR ATHLETES EITHER L-LOL
It's incredibly cringy

>>75894468
But they do go nuts. Why do you think school shootings happen so often?

>>75891441

You can literally hear her getting wet down south.

Ywn know that feel :(

>>75892353

Fuck thats true isnt it.

>>75891441
>Women at sporting events

I'll be surprised if she even knows what she was attending.

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>>75892032
>The Holocaust happened

Every time.

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>He plays for Chelsea
>(He's thinking about Balotelli)

I probably know more football players than American football players, I haven't watched the NFL since 2010

I genuinely don't think I could name a single handegg or luckswing player. probably some of those apehoop lads though.

>these americans don't know athletes from a sport they don't watch
Fucking eurofags, get your head out of your ass arrogant cunts.

>>75892268
must have been weird as fuck for him

>>75903655
Less arrogance and more a needy thirst for validation to relieve their insecurity.

>>75891324
I can only name the GOAT the Mannings and bunch of NBA players.

and only know one baseball player and he retired i think.

>>75893042
Just Europeans being extremely thin skinned as usual. Literally nothing in the video about American sports nor anything taking any shots at soccer as a sport yet every other post in here is an announcement about how little they know about our sports as some sort of counter point.

>>75903996
I reckon I could name every team in the NFL, NBA and NHL if you showed me their logo.

Do you think that's due to me browsing /spee/ for a couple years or aussies get more american sports than yurop. I found this video pretty interesting tbqh.

>>75904044
Probably you browsing /sp/ a lot. I dont watch soccer much yet i can actually identify many top level Euro teams by their crests all because of this board

Please lend me your power

https://youtu.be/4bi5Gnq9Z_A

>>75892063
Every country has a video like that about themselves
Just search it for your country if you don't believe me
People are fucking out of touch