Would you buy Ronaldo for 920k for 4 hours? What would you d

Probably let him lick my bumhole if he insisted but rather just play fifa tbqh. Though I could film it and sell it to the newspapers.

I want to read this book that's come out.

>>75839511
Everything is so fake about him that it was probably written by a team of marketing shills.

doesn't he have a net worth of $400 million? why is he literally selling himself to anyone?

Theres literally nothing I can think of that I would want to do with him even for a tenner

>>75839436
Hold him for ransom for 10 mill. Nice little earner

>>75839582
Had enough of rent boys, wants to try it out himself.

Would you get to touch his dick?

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The cost of renting Cristiano Ronaldo: £920,000 for four hours, signed shirts, a photoshoot and more
>and more

What did they mean by this?

>>75839598
He is a big coach

>>75839598
You can chill by the pool on a sunny afternoon and rub oil on each other's bodies. Then you can tenderly lift him up like he's your bride and photograph all of it.

>>75839557
This desu. It's liked "based on a true story" movie, but severely exaggerated for marketing purposes. Guarantee you read something like he lost a big game as a 10 year old and almost quit or some bullshit, and his mom convinced him not to.

I'd rent him out for an hour and while he's distracted I'd have some one sneak into his house and rescue his "son"

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>>75839598

>>75839436
do you think badr hari gets discount?

>>75839846
>>75839598
Mourinho plays more on width while Wenger prefers long balls.

>>75839846
Is this real?

>>75839888
110% real.

>>75839888
Yes, we usually look like that in Portugal to make up for lack of verticality

>>75839888
yeah

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>>75839598
>>75839846

r8 my cosplay

>>75839953
roach/10

>>75839953
I had forgotten Koksal Baba is still around

That doesn't look like a first class seat

Boypucci

>>75839436
>the priciest escort ever is a man

women BTFO

>>75839582
he doesn't have friends but doing it for free would be too weird

Rich women are gonna book him and suck him dry. Screencap dis!

>>75839436

I would if I had that money to throw away, i would make him go to my balcony in the 5th floor an TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU for 4 hours without a rest.

>>75840413
>and he doesn't fuck women
roasties BTFO again

>>75839895
Cheeky m8

>>75839436
>literally a manwhore

jesus fucking christ how can anyone like this guy