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/F1/ GENERAL REAL Edition

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>Countdown to Spain GP:
F1countdown.com
whenisf1on.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 86 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 73 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 49 points
5. Max Verstappen 35 points

>News
Bigger Numbers from this race on
Glock trolled everyone on IG

THIS IS THE REAL THREAD
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1st for based mods deleting the shit thread
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GER>FIN
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>3 threads up
kys autists. F1 shouldn't even be on this board.
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>>75817569
and you should be at work
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>German vs Finland F1 thread

Love this episode tbqh
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>>75817573
I have a day off.
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7th for VWL
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How can this be the real general if it doesn't even have a proper edition?
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>>75817609
we are past editions, they are so 2016
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>>75817617

I liked 2016: got a gf, Champberg cucked choco senna and uni went well. So 2016 to stay.

VERDICT: move to >>75817520
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>Aussies still bumping their own thread
Emu War 2.0 when?
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>yfw you will never kiss Sophia
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>>75817514
>12:42:46

>>75817520
>12:43:59

really makes you think
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I feel like Hulk is gonna win this weekend
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MODS DELETE

DELETE THIS THREAD
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>>75817656
her mouth looks like an anus, not that I would care
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25 years of based Kai
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>>75817717
based schumi
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1 full day left until cars on track running fuel
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>>75817656
>>75817696

>implying I don't want to kiss her anus even more than I want to kiss her mouth
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>proper thread gone

USELESS MODS DID IT AGAIN i fucking knew it
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fucking gay mods fuck you fucking bullshit
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AND FINNLAND LOSES AGAIN
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Income of F1 related persons POWER RANKING

1. Sebastian Vettel
2. Fernando Alonso
3. Lewis Hamilton
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20. Paaska Verläinen
21. David Croft
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178. Kai Ebel
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23454. Daryl Smith
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32459423592837. THE FUCKING USELESS MOD DOING IT FOR FREE
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:(
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>thread with dog taking a shit as the OP image
>thread with /pol/ garbage as the OP image

Way to make us look like the worst general, fucktards.
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>>75817838
>>75817840
How will they ever recover
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>>75817851
Where's Monger on that list?
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>>75817717
>more people die while fishing each year than in F1 - Bernie 1994
top lad
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#1 British Wobbler fan gets a thread on /pol/
>>>/pol/124924030
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>>75817717
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>>75817656
>white border
what did he mean by this
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>>75817865
Above Croft but below Lewlew
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>>75817913
>above Croft

Fuck I hope you're right hahaha
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>>75817926
>>75817859
perro caca jajaja
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>>75817926

Take your fetish somewhere else, fuccboi.
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>>75817913
Didn't Monger make about 1 million in a 3~ second crash? If we extrapolate from there he makes about 10.5 billion a year. Not bad for a double amputee.
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Jesus christ, it's like these nazi mods actually care about what's going on here now. Reddit tier desu
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Will amx ever win a race again?
ever?
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>>75817955

>repeatedly posts pics of dogs shitting on a board about sport
>cries about censorship when it gets deleted

Are you a teenager, m8?
Because you sure are trying to be edgy.
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>>75817969
>Implying I was OP of the deleted thread
It's a funny may-may desu

>Because you sure are trying to be edgy.
I try my best
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>>75817969
kys faggot
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>>75817981
>It's a funny may-may desu

>dogs taking a shit is a funny meme
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Btw what about Nicks weekly update? I'm kinda worried about him at this point
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guys
sorry to bring this topic up, but I need a gf as soon as now...
how do I hook up with one interested in motorsports?
pic unrelated
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>>75817999
just pay a hooker
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>>75817514
>white power
he really is /ourguy/
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>>75817993
Nick was arrested for getting out of bed without a planning permit.

It was on the news and everything.

>>75817999
>I need a gf
No you don't m8. You have us.
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boycott /f1/ until next thread
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Niggers gonna nig
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>>75818024
poor doggo
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>>75818008
I don't like sexual diseases and [spoiler]condoms[/spoiler]
>>75818016
>You have us.
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>>75818024
>my
>shoe
>game
>lit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq0XNILIYTw
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>>75818017
>beeing this mad
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>no rickygetsbullied.webm in thread
Germany I am disappoint. Merkel was right.
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>>75818046
are you fucking blind?
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>>75818046
>>75817838
dumb toothposter
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>>75818046
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>>75818054
>>75818055
Hotdiggity, I scrolled through twice. Eyecancer I suppose. Merkel was wrong!
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>>75818033
Yep, you have us.

For ever.

And ever.

>>75818039
What was the song, /f1/? My guess is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XorcYtk2amY
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>>75818061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ
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>german team
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>>75818061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8
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>>75818077
>>75818061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGYYDvZnpg
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Is there a more perfect man?
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>>75818095
yes
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>>75818093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM
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>>75818131
kys
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>>75818131
wait.. are you a melanin enriched gentoomen?
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>>75818131
i hoped you get wiped out by a tropical cyclone
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>>75818131
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>the absolute state of this thread
>people still want to use it
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>>75818131
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Just woke up why are some of you lot throwing shit at the walls & screaming at now?

also needs more anime around here desu lads
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>>75818131
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>>75818172
>thread quality
>/f1/

fuck off, honestly fuck off
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>>75818161
>niki_lauda.jpg
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all anime posters should be lined up and shot

stop masturbating to drawings of underage japs
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well well
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vroom vroom
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>>75818219
how you going to shoot me Youssef when you have to "get a life, bin that knife™"
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>>75818234
wew
>we’ll launch a few more things to engage fans. It should be fun
>we're gonna copy Indycar since they stole our Alonso
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>>75818261
Used to be a thing Nick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM4bIKf62j4
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>>75818234
cool

Only thing they had in Spa was that lousy "simulator"; 10 people watching 2 hamilton laps ego perspective. 15€ for 3 minutes
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>>75818261
from the look of the hoop it looks based on a early 2000s car?

So its going to sound better that the entire current f1 field at least
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>>75818281
Sweet.
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>>75818242
does she have a feminine penis and is actually called Man A?
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>>75817569
Still better than the 3rd world ball threads.
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A LOT of dogwalks until the spanish GP.

Frog is never there during the day.
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>Red Bull introduce the RB14?
>The most intriguing storyline ahead of the Spanish GP is what Red Bull bring to the Circuit de Catalunya. The four-time world champions were predicted to be Mercedes' closest challengers in 2017 with the greater focus on aerodynamics but have disappointed so far. The RB13 has been, on average, 1.3 seconds off pole position in qualifying at the opening four grand prixs and the team have suffered three DNFs. Team boss Christian Horner told Sky F1 in Russia that design guru Adrian Newey had been working "night and day" on the team's Barcelona upgrade. "I hear it could be such a dramatically different car that it might even be called the RB14 instead of a RB13B," Sky F1's Priestley said.

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10870253/spanish-gp-what-upgrades-to-look-out-for-on-the-cars-in-barcelona

>Sky now reporting that rumour off the Dutch forum
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>>75818553
I wonder if we can start some bullshit story that gets picked up by sky or AMuS
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>>75818553
I don't see how they could do anything more than take 0.5 off the lead Ferrari and Merc have.

Seems like fake news to me.
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>>75818610
And Renault still has to get their Engine together. Maybe they aim for a cheeky Monaco win
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>>75818508
Wew m8, seems like you're not living in a favela after all
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>>75818628
Save it. Just save it.
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>>75818641
still suffuring from ptsd
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>>75818508
whats your dog named
>>75818553
why are these folks falling for this shit
newey magic is dead
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>>75818631

Well Hans, they might be monkeys but they have the right to walk freerly even in non-favela parts of the country
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>>75818631
Certainly not.

But dont be fooled, the favelas are just out there.
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>>75818508
That's a nice doggo
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>>75818668
Yeah, no.

That is what the walls are for >>75818691
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>>75818691
do you take care of your lawn or does it just stay green by chance, I dont ever have time to work mine and haitians are really only good for mowing it and nothing more
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>>75818726
Just rain I guess.
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>>75817514
Drivers press conference tomorrow
>Part 1: Alonso, Sainz, Vettel
>Part 2: Ericsson, Hamilton, Verstappen.
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>>75818799
part 1:2/3
part 2:2/3
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>>75818799
>>Part 1: Alonso
95% chance it'll be nothing but Indy questions for him
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first photo of schumi after accident released

he really seems to be a potato
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>>75818947
low quality bait
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>>75818947
[suspiciousgooby.jpeg]
no
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Spain GP predictions:

1. Vettel
2. Bottas
3. Kimi
4. Hamilton
5. Verstappen
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>>75818093
Can't be, this song is actually good.
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>>75819135
RAIVETBOT
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Who is /at[team]forever/ nowadays?
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>>75819224

BOTRAIPER
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>>75819392
Ricciardo.
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>>75819392
verstappen
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>>75819392
Alonso

Privateers too poor to pay even 1/4 of his salary, manufacturers too smart to hire an ancient constant complainer
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>>75819135
SIRDIRGIO
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>>75819511
>Honda too intelligent not to hire Alonso
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>>75819514
>>75819525
Did I kill the thread? I didn't mean to. Sometimes I can't help myself.
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>>75818947
They found this on an island on the coast of China. He must be like the Sage from AC black flag.
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Dutch sources: "RED BULL IS GOING TO RUN A TOTALLY NEW RB14 IN SPAIN"

The reality: A new memefin
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>>75820740
damn tails

bring back 00s aesthetics
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>>75820740

Come to think of it, they're required to have the driver name (or abbreviation) on the engine cover, fin, RWEP, or sidepod.

Did they really fuck up something this simple?

Is this proof Red Bull have lost their edge?

Is it the influence of the Dutch?
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>mfw retired just in time to watch Lewis Hamilton get BTFO live on tv every other weekend by drivers arguably even lower rated than myself whilst commentators continue to regard him the best driver on the grid even though I just beat him for a title
>mfw happy healthy family life
>mfw not a manchild larping as a rapper
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>>75820812
Will he return to racing one day?
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>>75820812
looks like hes banging whomever took the picture
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>>75820740

Bring back the shorter wheelbases holy christ

The current limousines are fucking terrible

>>75820773

Newey is becoming senile and lost interest anyway and is more interested in designing boats and Aston Martins along with rebuilding old race cars for fun and attending his wife's son's F3 races (who unironically beat Mick Schumacher and Joey Mawson to a title over the winter yet continues to be total shit in F3)
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>>75820835

Maybe some meme DTM or some Formula E appearances but I doubt he would ever return full time, certainly not to F1. Häkkinen more or less openly implied regretting his retirement for the hugo, and Coulthard confirmed the same about Mika as well, but at least Häkkinen was not retarded enough to think he could just come back after a few years and pull a Schumi and drive as a former shell of himself. A few years away from racing at that age is really not something you can come back from I don't think.

Fun fact: Häkkinen tested for McLaren in 2006 in the same test sessions as rookie Hamilton and was several seconds a lap slower than Hamilton. No one knows what the actual motivation behind that test was though, as it was back in the days of unlimited testing. Maybe it was just for a bit of fun or to help out McLaren, but still.
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>>75820898
We need to go younger
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When do you think Ricciardos move to Ferrari will be confirmed? Will Vettel be afraid?
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>>75820740
Why do you think they would show the new car in a promo shot?
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>>75821332
Ricciardo doesn't have the skill to be a ferrari driver familia
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>>75821363
Massa managed to get into Ferrari.
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>>75821345

Why do you think I'm not shitposting?
Do you not see my flag?

Also, Red Bull has confirmed the new car will NOT be the RB14.
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>>75821418
Massa 2008

#NeverForget
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>>75821418

Implying Massa wasn't very good.
Then he took a spring to the face.
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>>75821450
I thought they couldn't change anything in the main chassis. Am I wrong?
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>>75821565

They can't, hence why it is still the RB13
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>>75821565

They can't.

Some faggot with an e-rep on a Dutch Verstappen forum claimed the new car would be the RB14, so every Dutch Max zealot has been screaming it at the top of their lungs for the last few days.
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Just bought IPTV package. Bye bye shitty Acestreams.
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>>75821478
>>75821468
Don't get me wrong I like Felipe but if Ricciardo doesn't have the skill to get into Ferrari then Massa certainly didn't. He had one good year in 2008 and then just sort of gave up.
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>>75821628
>Some faggot with an e-rep on a Dutch Verstappen forum claimed the new car would be the RB14
Not surprising desu
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>>75821628
Probably just a case of his source being fed false information to find out who leaks information from inside the RB camp.
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>>75821709
Lanklet please fuck off

Ric will never drive a Ferrari, he's a shitter and Ves exposed him
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>>75821709

2bh I think skill is the problem, but in an opposite way.
Ferrari will want a solid number 2 driver to limit drama in the team, and Ricciardo is too good for that role.

Why do you think they've kept Kimi around for years?
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>>75821683
how much did you pay?
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>Google demanding people to work this hard for free

Reminder to give it wrong info so their self driving autodrones crash.
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>>75820812
Who the fuck puts their tv in front of the window?
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>>75821838
it's fucking funny when it asks you to select cars, you select signs out of habit and it accepts it
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>>75821876

kek, I do that too.
I imagine a shit load of people do, which is why it accepts it.
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>>75821838
why did Hiro stop paying for the easier ones? Typing "1234" and hitting enter was so much more satisfying, now I need to actually look or klick multiple things.

>Reminder to give it wrong info so their self driving autodrones crash.
yes


>>75821810
for the ebin menes of course :DD


>>75821871
He doesn't have a tv so he borrowed one to watch RTL lmao. Therefore he had no real place to put it.
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>>75821332
next year when he drops his rbr contract early
vettel will be on merc then though
>>75821876
it started these mindgames where it has signs and hills but asks you to select hills
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>>75821799
Vet exposed himself in 2014.

>>75821810
If they're marginal against Mercedes in the WCC they need a better second driver. If they want a stronger chance of WCC next year, Vettel and Ricciardo. If they want a solid second driver, it'll be Grosjean.

>>75821924
I don't think he'll go ahead with the move to Mercedes if Ferrari keep going the way they are. I don't think we'll see Ham and Vet in the same team anyway.
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>>75821834
5 euros for a month.
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>>75821984
>If they want a solid second driver, it'll be Grosjean.

Yeah, pretty much my bet, as long as Haas sort their brake shit out soon so he can make a good impression in the second half of the season.
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what is up with curacaobro? are you back home?
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>>75821984
>I don't think he'll go ahead with the move to Mercedes if Ferrari keep going the way they are

No fucking way he'll leave Ferrari so close to achieving his "emulate Schumacher bringing Ferrari back to greatest" dream.

Vettel's contract is up at the end of the year.
If he wants maximum $$$ from Ferrari he needs to "threaten" to leave by talking with other teams.
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>all these cucks thinking that Ferrari won't be VET/RAI next year too
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>>75822203

>Binland implying that bin day isn't coming soon
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>>75821838
>>75821900
I have the good ones. Just install 4chanx or one of the forks.
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If Vettee goes to Merc, Nando should return to Ferrari. Admit it was a mistake to trust the McLaren Honda partnership. Yes it'd be embarassing to admit but he'd at least get a realistic shot at one last WDC. McLaren are going nowhere and Renault will need a few more years at least to get to Merc/Ferrari level pace.
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What will actually happen

>Vettel uses "talking to other teams" as standard leverage to raise his salary at Ferrari without ever actually intending to leave Ferrari
>Bottas gets a 2 year deal at Merc by Spa
>Kimi retained by Ferrari for another year if he manages to unfuck himself for the next couple of races
>Alonso will stay at McLaren
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test
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiVDyDkasS8
>that ending
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>>75823046
Alonso will go to Renault. Renault want him and he wants out of McLaren before the ship sinks completely.
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>>75822613
that house is really blurry
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>>75823174

Video effects > overlay > logo erase
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>>75823176
>>that ending

unexpected savagery
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Is anyone else worried about Nick? Its Wednesday and still no update. Maybe he got banned for shitposting and/or died
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>>75823682
>being this much of an attention whore

t. Nick

Protip: There are only two Greeks who post on /f1/, Nick, and the Greek who hates Nick because everyone calls him Nick.
Doubt the latter would post what you just did...
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>>75823682
I hope he did. Those updates were getting annoying, he should realise it's 4chan, not his personal blog.

I would go so far as to say that he should try to be his own liposuctionist, if he is not a million miles away.
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>>75823682
Just shut up, the best thing that could ever happen to /f1/ after Alonso fatal crash in Indy 500 is Nick dying because of his fat fuckness.
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>>75824142
I don't especially hate him tbqh, it's not his fault and I hate most things. Whatever.
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>a litre of peach juice is 300 calories
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>>75824317
>not holland falling into the sea or the sea falling into Holland
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>>75821900
>look at the bottom right of this page
>click settings
>"quotes & replying"
>"Legacy captch" check
>Save settings
>win
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>>75824468
stop drinking sugary drinks

>tfw having pain in my teeth
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>>75824649

REST WELL COMFY CAT
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>>75824720
start drinking sugary drinks again m8
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>>75824649
REST WELL COMFY CAT
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>>75824649

REST WELL COMFY CAT

Wonder if we are gonna see him again this week end
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>>75824649
REST WELL COMFY CAT
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>be me
>need new idle control valve for my car
>buy from Germany because cheaper than local suppliers
>very bored so I decide to find the company on google maps so I can see if they're reputable looking and will post it quickly
>mfw

I may have made a horrible mistake.
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>>75824649
REST WELL COMFY CAT
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>>75825008
YOU DUN GOOFED

>>75823046
Alonso is going to Mercedes, and the darkest driver to McLaren
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>>75818799
>tfw have to go to press conference even though no one will ask you any questions
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>>75825475
>ric going to mclel
don't think so buddy
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>>75817514
someone post the crowd misspelling vettel webm
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>>75822613
those are not the good ones, newfriend
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>>75826237
Are you sure you solved captcha in your life?
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That feeling...
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>>75826358

...when
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>>75824524
>>75826237
no shit, the new legacy captchas still suck, the old ones until ~6 months ago were literally just 3 numbers. The new ones are almost always two words.


>>75825008
give me the adress and I will pop by and take a pic for you without blurring.


>>75826358
>tfw Chase and Ross give you the full F1 experience by letting you go bankrupt
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>>75826391
They're two words but at least they're not the impossible ones that we got few years ago. One extra word doesn't hurt, unless you're a brainlet that takes ages to type
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>>75826391
>give me the adress and I will pop by and take a pic for you without blurring.

The business is actually on a side street to the left, behind the white building, but there's no street view down there.
As a result, street view defaulted to the main road, and a shot of a blurred building, which was quite the memegasm.
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>windscreen cage

Tractorcunt has been watching Mad Max.
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>>75826465
Good, city doesn't look nice anyway. Probably Berlin or some other terrible place.
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>>75825008
Not uncommon around here desu. There are quite a few buildings blocked/blurred in germany because of my private sphere.
>>
SkyF1: F1 Report - Spanish GP Preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdXq53KtwHI
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>>75825008
What car was the valve for btw?
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>>75826610
>F1 report brought to you by cancer

No, thanks.
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>>75826516
its evolving, soon it will be a tractor asshole
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>>75826885
nah mate a cunt will always be a cunt. Only thing above is to become a proper cunt
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>>75826610
>talk 5 minutes about cycling

Reminds me of that time /f1/ became /cyc/ a little while ago.
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>>75826921
Should get myself a bike now weather is nice. Want to do some cardio shit & bit daft to join a gym just for that. Any advice on basic cycling stuff Dutch lads?
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>>75826700

BMW E36

>idle control valve was as stuck for ages, but was stuck in a good spot that didn't really have any negative effects other than a slightly high idle (1100rpm)
>then I got the aircon regased, and the added load from that made the engine stall at idle, or with the clutch dipped, when it was on
>pulled the IAC valve out, gave it a clean with degreaser, but that didn't work, still wouldn't move
>year later, got bored
>pulled it out again, cleaned it with brake cleaner, and got it moving
>but now the idle creeps and creeps until after a few minutes of driving it's at 4000rpm, and can cruise control me at 100kmh on the highway
>suspect the stepper motor isn't indexing correctly and is kill from loading against a stuck valve for ages (years?), or the brake clean did bad things to it
>unplugged it, but now since the valve can move freely, manifold vacuum makes it move to random spots, which makes the engine stall when idling or dipping the clutch, even with the air con off
>six month later, got sick of it stalling, coughed up the cash for a new IAC valve

Was $60ish for a used one here, $350 for a new Bosch one here, or $90 on my doorstep for a LÖWE branded one from Germany.
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>>75826526
*because of muh
>>
anyone has the kart flying into the tyre barrier webm?
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>>75826990
*get outlined in jaypeg artifacts
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>>75826970
Get really tight tights so your cocks aerodynamic properties become effective.
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>>75827012
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>>75821838

>working for Google for free

lmao
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>>75827176
>giving money to a Zimbabwean foreskin restoration forum

Sad.
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>>75819135
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>>75827176
guten a bend herr goldstein
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>>75826978
nice deal, I hope it will fix your problems.
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He began that day with two legs, as an irrelevant F4 driver, who probably would have spent a few years in the category before running out of money, or moving up to be humiliated in European Formula Three.


He ended it with none, being set for life, and probably signed by major motorsport teams as some feel-good, inspirational story.

You have to wonder: was losing those legs part of his plan? Did he pay the Finn to park on the racing line so he could pull of the scam of the century?
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>>75824468
That's why Jesus invented sugar free juice.
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>>75827469
This was obvious the moment it happened and was posted within hours of the """"""""accident"""""" happening. Things move fast on the digital interblogs nowadays m8
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>>75827469
>810k pounds
>set for life

wew
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>>75827785
Sorry, I hadn't taken the Mongpill until recently
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>>75827885
you could bang Mana 162,000 times with that
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>>75828943
>paying to root mana
m8 she would root just about any white guy with an interest in F1 for free
>>
>>
testing
>>
why aren't we talking about how much better the RB looks now with the small change in the fin?
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>>75829184

>>75820740
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>>75829184
Because it was already the best looking car on the grid
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>>75829218
excuse me
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>>75829307
hes right tho
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>>75829074
You could at least find a girl which looks a bit more like her.
Like I might pay you to find it actually.

>>75828968
Only goes for actual F1 personnel
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>>75829377
>that Toto face

What did he mean by this?
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>>75829377
I'll see what I can dig up. If by some chance actually find a mana knock off you owe us a pint if ever in Morecambe yeah
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>>75829420
He's reminiscing about the good old times with her and Rosberg in the trailer
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>>75829420
>my feet hurt
>susie should unlock it more than once a year
>why won't this jap shut up about rosberg?
>i wish i was at home impersonating arnold schwarzenegger
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>>75829420
It's strange. The president of Toyota, Mr Toyoda, had a similar face.
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>>75829521
Which gets weird because I remember he took Mana and the far right girl on the concept Toyota speedboat for a photo shoot.
I just don't remember any pictures being posted from it.

>>75829450
Pie and pint it is.
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>>75829564
And even weirder was that he clearly took this picture of Mana and her friend in a bikini during it. Note the reflection.

That doesn't seem like it would part of the job description.....oh no...
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>>75829521

>tfw no more Juria

The WAG game sadly seems to be in a constant state of decline.
>>
>>75829600
It's as if the gods saw what I was doing and have plagued it. The quality and amount have dropped since I started.

>No more Jennifer
>No more dasha drifting and squeaking
>Emilia now focused on horses (she is here this weekend tho)
>Tease Jessica getting pregnant after marriage and then ripping it from me
>Marion posts a lot less because she is a mother
>Juria gone
>Rosberg retirement means Mana won't meet him again

I guess we got Victoria and Kelly...
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>>75829597
When I was 14 I had this maths teacher who at the start of the year would take a photograph of every student to "help learn everyones name". He'd take a quick snapshot of the first few people, then when he got to the first hot grill he spent time getting the focus and framing right. Rinse and repeat. I decided right then and there that I was going to become a professional anon.
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>>75829184
It was Horner protesting the fin and t-wings similar to Vettel's "GOAT" white helmet that was him just protesting and having a blank helmet other than the required bits (and his flag stripe he loves).
Now they are banned (well will be restricted to the point they are effectively banned) there is no reason to continue protestingm
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>>75829728
why do all drivers go full autism with their helmets? are they even more edgy than us monger shekel haters?
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is there anything worse than when you get to work, stand outside the building for your morning durry with your coffee and your lighter doesn't work?
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>>75830425
when you go to work and only the faggot you don't like is there
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>>75830425
>is there anything worse

Lung cancer.
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>>75830425
tfw no gf
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>>75830498
fake news
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>>75826970
Always get the female variant so you don't lose the ability to procreate when you fuck up powersliding downhill while standing on your pedals. Especially painful when you have a cute slut with you on your luggage carrier.
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>>75830624
Forgot pic.
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>>75830642
Get dinky pegs instead to take your favourite prozzy home with you from the brothel when she clocks off
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this thread is dead again
digits and lewlew takes out max in the first lap
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>>75832541
>this thread is dead again
blame germany
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>>75832643
dead thread reparations when?
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>>75823176
>target destroyed
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>>75826391
>give me the adress and I will pop by and take a pic for you without blurring.

Is that a standing invitation? I'm thinking about buying a house in a little village midway between Spa and the Nuburgring...
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>>75826516
>implying it's not the prototype of next year's cockpit protection
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>>75829597
>>75829564
>>75829521
>Decide to investigate Mana's private twitter which I managed to find
>Can't actually see her tweets but I can see replies to them
>Numerous replies and conversations with this one dude
>In one of the replies he tweeted お尻がプリチー

Right I'm gonna keep looking and probably kill myself
>>
Is Mana even 18?
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>>75833725
yes she is 21.

Her birthday is March 11.
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>>75833725
Japanese women are all under 18 until one night they wake up looking 80.
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>>75833556
>what did he mean by this?
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>>75833855
>pretty ass
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>>75824649
REST WELL COMFY CAT
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>tfw no gf
FEEL POSTAN WHERE AT
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>>75834998
>tfw I killed the thread
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>>75834998
is that natasha nice?
>>
>>75832541
I want to relive this moment for the first time again and again with out knowing it's about to happen.

what a feeling it was to see those mercs collide.
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>>75826375
>>75826358
Lmao I wonder how Manor felt when FOM rocked up to the Manor auction and cleaned house.
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>>75836771
Grace Victoria Cox
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>>75834998
>tfw gf but relationship is turning sour
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>>75837547
Wanna talk about it?
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>>75837556
Nah m8, already given up. Just gonna ride it out for a few weeks until it'll be easier to make a clean break.
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>>75837612
Alright mang, hope things get better.

F1 related, which is the most beautiful era in your opinion?
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>>75826068
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Exams over. Today i get drunk.
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>>75837663
great
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>>75837623
Probably Spa and Nürburgring
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>>75837663
You get drunk every day, Finland.
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>>75837720
Yes but now I have one more reason to drink.
>>
REAL YUROPEAN HOURS
SMASH DAT MF'IN REPLY BUTTON IF YOU UP
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>>75837749
It wasn't a criticism. Good luck with the results.
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>>75837761
I understand. Thanks
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>>75837761
>>75837769

Now kiss.
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>>75837758
perro caca
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>>75837770
no u
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>>75837663
Best feeling
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>>75837663
>tfw don't drink anymore
suffering
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>meme numbers
>>
zero full days until FP1 lads
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>>75837972
Maximum hype.
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>>75837965
looks like SHIT
>>
>>75837975
Hoping for some rain desu, only way this GP is gonna get interesting.
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>>75838046
Watch as Ferrari takes pole by 0.7
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>>75837715

>Era /= area

The fucking state of you lad.
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>>75838092
Cmon man, he's probably tired.
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>>75837965

Top tier livery ruined, thanks based Liberty
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>>75837623
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>MAJOR UPGRADE TIME
Who do you want to make the biggest leap forward?
>best case: Renault overtakes RBR
>worst case: Merc sends us back to MWL
>>
>>75838164
Ferrari goes to F2002-tier.
>>
>>75838164

>Who do you want to make the biggest leap forward?

McHonda
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>>75838164
Joy, Lee and Palmer don't deserve a car that good
>>
>>75838208
He doesn't deserve a car at all
>second worst driver on the grid
>doesn't pay for his seat
>>
>>75838234
>>second worst driver on the grid

m8, Gimi isn't that bad.
>>
>>75838164
Williams or Renault
>>
After his boy LewLew repeatedly gets rekt by Bottas, Niki Lauda is looking for a new Mercedes mechanic, so he selects three guys for an interview at the Brackley HQ.
First guy comes in, typical questions, everything going well. Lauda asks his last autistic question:
"What do you see when you look at me?"
"You don't have ears."
"Get the fuck out!"
Next guy comes in, same game until the last question of Lauda's:
"What do you see when you look at me?"
"You don't have ears."
"Get the fuck out!"
The two lads are bro tier and warn the last guy about that last question. So he comes in, gets the same treatment as the other two, and there's that question again:
"What do you see when you look at me?"
"You were contact lenses."
"Yes, yes. Very well observed. How could you tell?"
"You couldn't wear glasses without any ears, could you?"


This joke was brought to you by the German Governmental Board of Humour and Laughter.
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>>75838243
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I don't hate this.

They actually followed the spirit of the new rules (i.e. make the numbers more readable), instead of trying to be """""cool""""".
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>>75838251
Williams has nothing, we know it and I know it.
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>>75838264

efficientlaughter.jpg
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>>75838264
I can't tell if this is funny or if I'm exhausted so
>German humour.
>>
>>75838281
I just want Felipe baby to win one last race
Let me have this pipe dream
>>
>>75838298
Now where could my exhaust pipe be?
>>
>Top 10 worst drivers in F1

>$tro££

>Palmer
>Ericsson

>Wehrlein

>Kmag
>Big John
>Kvyat

>Massa
>Kimi

>Sainz
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>>75838354
Sainz was barely any slower than Verstappen
and Vandoorne deserves to be in the middle of the list
>>
>>75838354
>Sainz
fuck off
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>>75838298
no, fuck him
just drove around since 2010
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>>75838362
how can you even rate Waffle at this point?
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>>75824862
we might not see it but it will be watching us
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>>75838362
>>75838363
Was really hard to choose #10, I guess that shows how good the grid is. I picked Sainz because you can't really rate Vandoorne, and Carlos made that retarded move on Stroll in Bahrain.
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>>75838415
Hülkenberg and Perez are worse than Sainz
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>>75838421
>Hülkenberg and Perez are worse than Sainz

sainz_stroll.webm
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>>75838421
>Hülkenberg and Perez are worse than Sainz
fuck off
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>>75838431
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>>75838421
Perez has literally unjusted himself, he is a good driver.
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>>75838431
>>75838446
You were saying?
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>>75838446
>>75838455
>Saint IDF
But why? Do you want to fuck his boy hole?

btw both of the crashes you posted are racing incidents, Sainz against Stroll plain retarded
>>
I don't think he should be on that list above btw but by no means is he better than Hülk or Perez already
>>
>>75838468
>both of the crashes you posted are racing incidents
Are you genuinely this naïve or just dumb?
Perez moved to the left in the braking zone because he wanted to either divebomb Ricciardo or block Massa's overtake, completely ignoring the fact that Massa had part of his car alongside him and was going at a significantly higher speed.

Hülkenberg made a divebomb on a damp track—he braked slightly later and less hard than Hamilton, who is known for being a good late braker yet locked up, and spun because he was careless and didn't scrub off enough speed.

They were at fault for the crashes, not a "racing incident".
>>
http://www.formulapassion.it/2017/05/f1-neale-la-mclaren-spa-sara-competitiva/

>Jonathan Neale, McLaren director of something
>McHonda to be competitive by Spa
>We will be able do aim for podiums for the second half of the season
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>>75838446
>>75838455
Sainz crash was worse and way more recent.

>>75838475
If not for the incident, it would be Ocon or Vandoorne. But they don't really deserve to be on that list either.
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Are there people who unironically believe that the Stroll/Sainz crash on turn 1 was Sainz's fault?
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>>75838493
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>mfw we will constantly hear about Amx's Maldonado-tier win in Spain last year
>>
Does anyone have that harry potter picture where it's like "the mirror shows your one true desire" and the mirror has the vettel finger in it
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>>75838502
Let me help you out there. Maybe posting some anti Dutch pics and webms will get me some more (You)'s in the future.
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>>75838446
Loses grip on a wet interlagos as he dives down the inside is the best you could do.

And they say Finland doesn't have a sense of humor.
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>>75838485
>Ricciardo
disqualified
I knew you knew jack shit
>>
>>75838455
Massa screws an overtake

lmao finland
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>>75838521
>that cutting technique
jesus christ how does this dumb cunt still have fingers
>>
>>75838485
>Ricciardo
binland you disappoint me again.
>>
>>75838535
>mixing up the RB drivers who played no role in the crash other than just being there
whatever you say, Felix

>>75838543
>Perez screws a defensive manoeuvre and/or divebomb
ftfu
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>>75838545
My mom used to cut her fingers couple times a week. Took her months to figure out that she was holding the knife by the blade.
>>
>>75838354
>Kimi
>Massa
Sadly I agree with these 2, bloody great in their hay day but a bit past it now. I would add Alonso with those 2 as well and remove Sainz

Inb4 Alonso is the best driver on the grid meme
>>
poo in the loo
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>>75838661
>we want the indian audience
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>>75838661
>he's paying us to get him a H1B visa
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>>75838661
nigger
>>
>>75837965
Looks vintage. I don't mind it. Not that there was anything wrong with Ferrari's old numbers

Although I do find light numbers on dark background easiest to read from distance.
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>>75838046
I've been just watching the quali and skipping the GPS lately, has worked out pretty well to be h
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>>75838164
FI.
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>>75838607
Massa was never great. He was good in 07-08 but still a step down on the top three from that era (Gimi #1, HAM and that spanish guy)
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>Wettel
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>>75838823
Massa was quicker than Gimi in 07-09, but Gimi did decline from a peak of 03-04 tbf
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>>75838851
Wet spanish GP would be pretty cool
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>>75838851
>Dr Marko, I'm VET.
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>>75838860
I don't remember that being the case.

Gimi's peak as a driver was unquestionably 2005. Totally went beast mode and would have annihilated asturias' finest if that fuckin mcmerc wasn't so prone to blowing up.
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>>75838446
>fights for win and is fastest guy on track in the 6th best car with your teammate not even being in the top 10
>safety car gets brought out for no reason but to make the field closer which makes you lose a 45 sec gap

>years later some autist uses a scene from that race to show you are not great
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>>75838896
how many podiums has he achieved?
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>>75838851
is he wearing a jetpack?
>>
>>75838882
kek, you probably think Montoya was a great driver and better than Fisichella who looked worse against Alonso than Montoya looked against Raikkonen
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>>75838900
oh, would you look at that?
it appears my post's digits answered my question for me
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>>75838900
how many podiums have you achieved? Or you gay lover Sainz?
>>
>>75838900
success is barely a indicator of ability in F1
Hulk would have won that race had race direction not made a unnecessary decision, and would have scored a few podium afterwards if things would not have gone against him in like with punctures or team decisions (Monaco and Brazil last year)
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>>75838906
You mean a VETpack? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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>>75838907
1. Montoya was clearly better than Fisichella lmao.
2. Montoya wasn't a match for Gimi at all. You can't even argue that. There's a reason why he left McL halfway through the year
>Germans
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>>75838882
he was quick in 05 but the Macca was much quicker than the previous two years

>>75838917
you seem to be taking this rather personally, anon

>>75838920
in some cases it was bad luck, but a lot of those times he choked his own way out of podium positions on several occasions, tbqh.
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>>75838917
>how many podiums have you achieved?
>unironically using this as an argument
facebook tier response to genuine criticism.
>>
>>75838964
if binland uses shit tier arguments so can I
>>
>>75838978
how many WDCs do you have, shut up you hater

#LH44
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>>75839085
Several :D
Not in F1 though :(
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>>75838801
You must be a pretty good at reading maps then.

>>75838930
>you seem to be taking this rather personally, anon
He does this every time you insult a German driver, especially Hülk.
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>>75838661
shitting garage is that way boys
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>>75839141
Are they, day I say, the designated shitting team?
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>>75839141
DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STRAIGHTS
>>
Is Buddh International Circuit the worlds most expensive toilet?
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>>75839141
Nonono Karun, I said PITlane not shitlane.
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>>75839217
Depends if it's a Designated Shitting Circuit
>>
Is /f1/ watching Eurovisionb Owl tonight?
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>>75839106
>He does this every time you insult a German driver, especially Hülk.
only for Hulk and Heidfeld
could care less about Vettel, Frentzen or the Schumachers
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>>75839341
*couldn't
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I need some help from fellow Italian posters.

I'm going to Italy over the weekend, are F1 TV transmission common in the local bars?
>>
>liking Hulkenberg

Don't forget, it's 2015 Le Mans Winner Nico Hulkenberg to you
>>
>>75839341
Speaking of Heidfeld, does anyone know if the Monaco E-Prix is gonna be worth watching?
>>
Are Irish into F1? I'll be in Dublin on Sunday
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>>75839456
they might pile up again in the first corner

https://youtu.be/H-gK1gG2jxI?t=471
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>>75839341
>Hulk
Hülk you normie

and you're supposed to be a fan of his, pff
>>
>>75839470
No, only really football, rugby and gaelic games. If you were in the north you could have seen the North West 200 if bikes are your thing.
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>>75839595
I just wanna see the start of the race (it will be a spain borefest after all), will it play in pubs/sports bars?
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>>75839603
Probably not any local pubs, maybe a sports bar. There are no other big sporting events on at the same time either so there is a chance it'll be shown.
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Fresh meme wings for Ferrari. How long until these go full front wing autism?
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>>75839371
if they are, make sure you shout "GRAZIE RAGAZZI SPAGHETTI RAVIOLI etc" very loudly so every Italian in the room can hear you
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Tuna experience.
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>>75839371

Not very likely, there's football and usually bars doesn't have Sky because champions League is on the other pay tv service.
Check http://www.sky.it/business/trova-bar.html
to see if there's a bar with Sky near you, maybe they'll show the race
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>>75839497
international fans call him Hulk because they can't post a 'ü'
if I write Hülk I might as well write out the full name
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>>75829218

>Not the STR12?

Are you all blind?
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>>75839832
>Lost boys

fucking gay car design m8
>>
>>75839990
That's a funny looking W08
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>>75839990
>muh normal nose

simpleton detected
>>
>>75839990
>revolting colours and complete lack of lines
Not blind, just have enough taste to appreciate aesthetics.
>>
>>75840107
>revolting colours
objectively wrong. I'd only darken the red to lift it to perfect tier
>>
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>>75839141
These boys shit where they want. What mad men they are
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>>75839907
Grazie ragazzo, forza Ferrari!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b_oxEqO-Ww
>2:25
Based Alonso calling out the virgins who have too much free time
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Jesus fucking Christ

its all over
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>>75840368
Don't be afraid, it's just a cool looking meme part
>>
>>75839686
>>75840368
The cars are just becoming a series of front wings and an engine (except in the case of McLaren).
>>
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>>75840390
>'Nearly everything has been updated on the W08'
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>>75840338
Ted will remember this
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>>75840338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYv92sYlI-E
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>>75840368
I quickly analyzed that with my Cray supercomputer and it said BWL
>>
>>75840368
DESPERATE
>>
>>75840368
what in skullfuckery is that.

Other teams are FUCKT
>>
>>75840394
goattas wdc confirmed
>>
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BENIS :D
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>>75840394
how is this thing supposed to function behind another car?
>>
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>>75840368
>that nose
C A T E R H A M
A
T
E
R
H
A
M
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>>75840400
Desperate, your turn
>>
>>75840418
it's starting to look like Giger's Alien
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>>75840411
It's not. If you get the pole in f1 you don't need to
>>
>>75840430
>Vettel winning two races from behind a merc
really makes you ponder
>>
>>75838264
Made me smile
>>
>>75840438
perhaps this new skullfuckery means the Ferrari won't be able to follow the merc as well anymore.
>>
>>75840368
>>75840394
>>75840410
>>75840418
>>
>>75840447
I highly doubt that
>>
https://twitter.com/ScarbsTech/status/862670943579242499

wut
>>
>>75838264
I like it.
>>
>>75840454
keep telling yourself this seb
>>
>>75840464
First of all I'm not seb and you dense burger will see how great the knew mercedes is when I undercut both of them on Sunday
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thicc renault grill getting dirty with the rear end ;-)
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How do you go from this...
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You now remember Alexander Wurz
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>>75840482
to THIS
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>>75840476
she has to be a tranny

has to be
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new /f1/ waifu, move over Team Flörsch

https://twitter.com/RenaultSportF1/status/862639691106877445
>>
>>75840503
>jumping off Team Floersch for Team Butterface
I'll pass, Jarppi
>>
>>75840503
>that strange thigh gap
who?
>>
>>75840492
THICC

Is that Ferrari's newest update?
Looks pretty atrocious too. I though the Ferrari this year had a beautifully classic look to it when it was first unveiled.
Is this season going to be as ridiculous as 08?
>>
>>75840535
>Is this season going to be as ridiculous as 08?
Wherever it's allowed, yes.

btw the pic is some shit /f1/ came up with in 2015
>>
>>75839196
>>75839198
>>75839217
>>75839220
>>75839241
STOP BULLYING OR YOU'LL BE NUKED
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYv92sYlI-E
>5:00
>drunk Aussie asks Lewis a question about Star Wars
>Lewis picks light saber color of black Jedi
>"good friends with George"
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Ferrari copying Merc's bunny tail on the rear crash structure
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>>75840564
You lot keep phoning me with bullshit survey calls. What is the best stuff to say to get at a cheeky Indian call centre worker?

Already got one to go a bit bananas because kept asking them to bark like a dog for me down the phone. Wasn't having any of it though sadly
>>
The Ferrari looks almost unchanged, they're fucked if the Merc updates work
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>>75840618
>aussie
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Haas are turning the section connecting the bargeboard to the floor into a second front wing
>>
>>75840652
the accent sounds exactly like Ricciardo's
>>
>>75840658
Well shit guess RIC is now american as well as the brave HAM
>>
>>75840630
-0.00001 s
>>
>>75840666
shit brah
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>>75840503
Renault have cool pictures
>>
Hamilton hasn't spoken to Rosberg since his retirement
>>
>>75840684
based
>>
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Merc's suspension mount has a wing now.
>>
Nothing on Ferrari or RB yet?
>>
>>75840695
This shit's getting out of hand
>>
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>>75840652

>I find your lack of funds disturbing
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>>75840684
HAM is mentally very fragile and if he cannot win this season maybe more so if BOT beats him this season we will see HAM walk away from the sport to have a quiet family li-Oh wait well at least he has his nice wif-Oh well guess he can marry his dog then
>>
>>75840695
>fins
>fins with wings
>suspension with wings
>wings with wings
>turning vanes everyhere
>with wings
we 2008 now
>>
>>75840682
their graphic design and marketing teams are top notch
>>
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>>75840724
apart from what's already been posted of the very few Ferrari updates, they've added some more wings to their brake ducts
>>
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>>75840754
social media reps are memers
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>HAM retirement plan sorted lads

U.S. law is notoriously outdated when it comes to marrying pets. As it turns out, the marriage laws related to dogs and cats were formulated at a time when most pets did not actually live in the house, but rather lived outside in yards or on farms. While most of our pets have since moved indoors, U.S. cohabitation laws have been slow to keep up.

Due to this fact, you cannot legally marry your dog or cat in the United States. As such, it is recommended you move to (or at least have your ceremony performed in) Bali. Here, marriage laws are more progressive.
>>
>>75840779
>Due to this fact, you cannot legally marry your dog or cat in the United States
wow so this is the famous land of the free. can't even marry your pet lizard wtf.
>>
>>75840771
>new updates are wings literally everywhere
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>>75840775
I'm still waiting on a suitable time in a race to use that webm
>>
Other teams updates? Besides Force India statement anyone got their wing game up?
>>
>>75840811
Sauber update got only finished half, what a surprise.

RB car is a complete overhaul.

Williams made some changes, too. Pretty sure everyone did, even Renault who had their big update in Russia
>>
>>75840811
>>75840881
Sauber's idea of an update is a yellow stripe on the nose.

I fucken love Sauber though.
>>
>>75840418
>>75840368
>>75840394
Complicated doesn't mean better desu. A very clean looking part might be more efficient. But if they did something, it definitely means it's better than the previous one, whether clean or clusterfuck
>>
>>75840960
It almost always meant the opposite for Ferrari so I'm almost glad they didn't change much
>>
Who will make new thread? We should discuss before we get another clusterfuck.
My vote goes to Italy
>>
>>75840881

I'm amazed that not everyone has the t-wing by now desu

>>75840917

Colors makes it go fast, it's well known

Also, when FIA will give up and allow teams to go full 2008 again?
>>
>>75840984
Finland

Also Germans shall not be allowed in the new thread.
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The best change of the whole F1 season:

Ferrari retro numbers hnnnnnnnng
>>
>>75840989
>Colors makes it go fast, it's well known
t. Ron Benis
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>>75840995
for you
>>
>>75840984

Got one ready already if it's ok for yous
>>
>>75840995

I think it would have been better suited with last year's livery and/or lower on the nose, around Kaspersky logo height
>>
>>75841056
me too, they should swap the number and the shell
>>
>>75840410
lewd
bottas sure has the biggest
>>
>>75841061
nahh don't think so, number would look like just another advert
>>
>>75840657
we LMP1 now
>>
foreskindia, the fucking muppets, apparently didn't get the memo

https://twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/862631350356119553?s=09
>>
>>75841111
wasted quads, it was clear that Force India would pull some jewery because there's now space on the car left
>>
>>75840989

I hipe they go full 2008 but more likely that FIA activates Autismo and bannishes all components under a certain thickness
>>
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>>75817514
My picks for Spain
>>
>>75841111
i hope STROLL circumcises them, Vijay is a right dickwad. glad he's gonna be imprisoned in a poo in loo prison (even though they'll probably let him live on house arrest in one of his $20m condos)
>>
>>75841137
>hating on Hulk
>hating on VJ
how can one man be so wrong
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>>75841023
Do it, friend.
>>
>>75841151
>>75841151
>>75841151

New bread is live, with only 2 post early
>>
>>75841111
>apparently didn't get the memo

Have you been paying attention, m8?

They've been publicly bottom bothered about putting driver names on the car because they already sold all their space (cheaply).
This is very deliberate.
>>
>>75841161
I knew about the names.

I'm talking about the numbers, champ. Literally the exact same spot, and now in a shade of pink that nobody will be able to read.
>>
>>75839371
You didn't listen to my advice on where to watch in Stuttgart. Still mad desu
>>
>>75841263
?
>>
>>75840503
>>75840521
was going to ask: will the thigh gap (which exists etc. memes) still be there with the jeans removed?
>>
>>75841358
There once was a croat lad who went to Stuttgart and asked here for advice where to watch the race. I told him, he didn't follow my advice and then complained he missed the race.
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