>tfw my heart can't handle another lost final Please

No
Juve is shit, monaco wandered into semis

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*blocks your path*

>Juve not choking
>Higuain not choking
C'mon, son.

>>75806412
Why would they lose? Lazio is not that good

THIS
hell >we must win

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>juve winning a CL final ever
>halal losing a CL final

come on son

>>75806442
- × - = +
Choker × Choker = not choking

>>75806550
So you're saying they're gonna suck so hard it's actually gonna be good?

Juve are abomimable scum but Id rather them than a cancerous fucking undeserved Halal CL win

Halal will refball the final

>>75806586
No I mean that a choker playing in a choking team can only lead to the opposite result

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You better get that defibrillator ready.

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*scores the winning goal*

>>75806412
>implying mafiaball won't make it so

There's literally nothing to worry about.

>>75806412
>RealWinzLOL
Anon I..

Well, in the final await the final boss. Its up to you. Tbqh Real Madrid have nothing to lose and that makes them more dangerous...

>>75806680
>tfw genuinely considering betting on a TSUUUUTrick seeing as I won 300 quid last time

no worries mate, /sp/ is always wrong so it's going to be 1-0 to Juve with a 120th minute Higuain goal

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>tfw my dad actually witnessed every single CL final

I would've killed myself already and left me grow up with my mom if I was him

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*Blocks your path*

>>75807030
>spee is always wrong
>your statement is correct
>but spee is always wrong

Stop creating paradoxes

the Argentina of clubs

>>75807082
>Argentina of clubs
>Argentina
>White
>Italy
>White

Checks out

>>75807052
He has also seen Juve win it twice, it's more than some people can claim about their team

>>75807120
t. Muslim Kingdom

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can juve actually do this guys? got a bad feeling theyre gonna get their asses kicked

>>75807204

Lose? Possibly. Ass kicked? Not a chance, Real has got by far the worst attack out of the latest teams Juventus has faced.

>>75806412
I usually support Juve but this time i want Zidane to have another CL so i'll support Real this time

>>75806412
there are maybe 2, 3 players that would make our first xi. no offense but juve will be slaughtered

I'd root for Juve if they weren't playing /ourguy/ Ronaldo.

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>>75807237
>Real has got by far the worst attack out of the latest teams Juventus has faced.

>>75807169
keep in mind one of those two cups was Heysel, not exactly a joyful occasion

>>75807237
>, Real has got by far the worst attack out of the latest teams Juventus has faced.
what

>>75807406
tbf considering games against barcelona
>man city 3 goals
>psg 4 goals
>juve 3 goals
>halal 2 and 1 goal, loss and draw
really makes you fink

>>75807204
Real has kept their sheet clean only 10 (T E N) times this season, don't worry, Dybala will have a field day.

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>>75806412

>TSUUUUUU

Sorry in advance, you never had a chance

>>75807406

>a bodybuilder system babby poacher, two runners and poor man's poor man's Trezeguet

>>75807431

Falcao, Frappè and Bernardo Silva are more legit threats than Ronaldo, Bale and Benzema will ever be.

>>75806440
He has really tiny hands.

My hands are tiny and feminine and they look huge and masuline compared to his. Is he a handlet?

>>75807448
that pic ahha Tsunaldo is the best that could have ever happened to us

>>75807441
This to be frank, Madrid's attack is worse than Barcelona's (did fuck all against Juve) and defence is similiary error prone. The only aspect that can stop Juve is the final-choking meme, they have more than enough quality and tactical superiority to beat Madrid

>>75807459
>My hands are tiny and feminine and they look huge and masuline compared to his.
yea but you're 5'8

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>>75807477
Thats actually true.

>pic related mfw short

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>>75807181
You know he really said that.

>>75807437
>considering games against barcelona
kek the mental gymnastics on this maricón.
juve will choke, kid. deal with it.

predicting a 2-1 Real win, with a cheeky TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU at 85'+

Is bonnuci going to miss the final after getting booked or was he not on a yellow going into this match?

Retarded fucking rule anyway

>>75807520

Oh, the romanian merdazzurro is here. Now we need the swedish cuckold and the duo is complete.

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>>75806412
Tbh I'm rooting for juve but there's no way they're going to win this. There are two outcomes to the match:
>real plays extremely well and wins
>real plays like shit but gets saved by refball
And gigi will never win a CL

>>75807526
if ronaldo gets the game winning goal /sp/ will be insane for the rest of the week

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6 losses v 2 wins in ucl finals

Why is everyone so obsessed with Buffon winning a championship league, he could have won it two years ago and no one was bringing this meme up

What gives?

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At least they're not Inda/Riomma

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How many times have Royal Madrid been relegated for refball? 0 (zero)

How many times have Juventus been relegated for refball? 1 (more than zero)

It's almost like refball, but not quite like /sp/ proclaims?

>>75807662
he's old

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>>75807662
He gives >us the idea it's not too late yet to do something with >our lives

>>75807662
you only ask because youre to ignorant to know who buffon is

if you knew who he was and what he's done for italian football you wouldnt be askign this shit

>>75807662
le classy keeper what a legend XD

it's pirlo all over again

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>>75807009
>mfw won 300hues with the TSUUUUUUUtrick from my friends

I'm tempted to bet on It again.

>>75807898
pirlo has won multiple CLs, rajeesh

I hate Juventus with all myself but ffs I couldn't stand to see the fucking spanish win ANOTHER CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
Coming from a Milan fan, WIN THAT CUP

>>75807120
Said the britbong

>>75807537
>if I call them names juve wont choke

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>>75806412
I hope you lose by 5 goals.

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*scores 2 penalties in regular time*

>>75807928
Do it josay and we'll link up on the match day bread

>>75808419
For some reason, he looks really happy in here. Like he wasn't trying to look like a supermodel.

He was just himself

>>75807535
No, yellow cards are "resetted" after quarters, you can only get disqualified for the final if you get a red in the semis. Some people say the rule was changed mainly because of Nedved getting a dumb yellow in the semis and missing the final because of that.

>>75808609
Ah right, I thought you could still get suspended for the final if you got a yellow in each leg of the semis

>>75808609
>you can only get disqualified for the final if you get a red in the semis.
you miss the final if you get two consecutive yellows in the semifinals you idiot

also in 2014
>The only player suspended from the final was Real Madrid's Xabi Alonso, who picked up his third booking of the competition in the second leg of the semi-final.

>>75808596
it's because he was in morocco with badr hari being himself

>>75808596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

One thing is for sure its gonna be a blood bath in the final, with Ramos and Casemiro on one side and Bonucci and Chiellini on the other. One of those two will get red card in first half for sure.

Fuck Pjanic desu

Face it, You cant win a CL final against Real. Is simple.

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fuck you

>>75808688
https://www.thoughtco.com/champions-league-yellow-card-rule-3557352
the rule was changed for 2014/2015 you dumb customer

>>75808908
but still if you get a yellow card in each semifinal leg you get suspended

>>75809122
you don't, the rule to get disqualified says you need 3 consecutive yellows, but the counter is reset after quarters so you can't get 3 consecutive ones in 2 semis, you can only get disqualified with a red at that point

>>75808816
Fuck off with this stupid shit you faggot

that juve logo is really shit

>>75809247
you're wrong

>>75810029
3 consecutive yellows but here is only 2 games to be played in the semis therfore you can't be disqualified from accumulation of yellows

>>75807889
Learn to spell first you faggot

>>75806461
L M A

>>75808816
kill yourself dumb fat filthy amerishart nigger

>>75807441
>dybala will have a field day
Yeah, if he even appears on the pitch, unlike in the semis

Do you think Pogba is hoping Juve lose?

2nd biggest cuck ever joining man united with messi being the biggest cuck and biggest international flop in history.

Cristiano is about to get that balloon'd'all

>>75816132
>Do you think Pogba is hoping Juve lose?
oh man if they lose the EL final he'll lose it for sure

>>75807473
Madrid is better than Juve in every position.If Zidane fielded the B team Juve would still lose

>>75808609
>For some reason, he looks really happy in here. Like he wasn't trying to look like a supermodel.
>He was just himself
Alonso didn't play in 2014 due yellow card accumulation.The rule is pretty new

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>>75807473
>Madrid's attack is worse than Barcelona's

>>75806412

*tips Mijatovic

>>75816297

>better in every position

are you sure about that? Navas better than Buffon ? are you sure?

I'll be supporting Juve just because I want to see Buffon lift a CL.

>>75816563

He's insane, like legit insane. Ramos wouldn't start in Juventus. Maybe Bale would replace Mandzukic, James would start instead of Cuadrado, moving Alves to the back, and Kroos would put Khedira to the shelf. That is absolutely, positively it.

>>75816613
Modric
Ronaldo
Marcelo

Fucking idiot

>>75807662
Before no one cared about Juve
No there are Juve fans on /sp/

It's an mazing coincidence that we got fans only since they got good outside Italy.

>>75808816
Euro 2016 threads were great except for this fucking awful bullshit

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pls win juve

>>75816668

Sandro is a better defender and a worse attacker, Modric is an older slower Pjanic without a tackle in him, and Ronaldo would never play for Juventus, Juventus would have to play for him, that is why he is the most overrated system baby the world has ever seen. If you don't suck his balls, you're dead.

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Will Italy recover?

>>75807237
>Guys PLEASE believe me, Monaco are elite, Higuain is a big game player now you MUST believe me!

>>75816297

>tfw retarded Real customer

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>>75807458
>Falcao, Frappè and Bernardo Silva are more legit threats than Ronaldo, Bale and Benzema will ever be
Low quality bait, you can do better

Don't let the bad guys win. You can do it Juve

>>75816782
>Ronaldo would never play for Juventus

AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHA

poor jewventino, the truth hurts

>>75817148
Can't wait for TSU to score the winning goal, jewventus bandwagoners are fucking annoying

Juve will score first. Real will equalize in injury time, then score 2 more in extra time. Finally, Ronaldo, who had been invisible for 119 minutes, will score from a bullshit penalty. Final score 4:1

The first CL final I remember is the 1997 one, when Juve lost against Dortmund (I was going to turn 10 at the time).

So I've just realized I've watched Juve lose 4 (four) CL finals.

For fuck's sake, Juve, you have to win this one.

>>75817148
>>75817160
Will you legit kill yourselves if that doesn't happen?

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>>75817177
I was there, as a 7 year old little bandwagonner ;_;

>/sp/ thinking TSUnaldo will score

Lets be realistic lads, Juventus fans are more worried abuot Morata scoring the winning goal They would be time for AN HERO

>>75807662

They had no chance 2 years ago. Now they are 50/50 favorites.

TSUUU

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>>75807836
This gave me feels

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>>75816803
RIP

>>75817513
fugg, poor lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCKKTcCothE

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>>75806412
What part of Juve are you lads from?
Isola rana (central) here

>>75817130

>three bulky """bodybuilder""" mastodons all speed and no acceleration with less dribbing than Marcelo are supposed to be more threatening than a poacher scoring as much as Ronaldo without a team playing 101% for his overrated ass, a faster Henry scoring more than Bale, Benzema and Morata while being born two years ago, and one of the best technical most profilic wingers in all of Europe.

Face it, a considerably weaker Juventus took down a much stronger Real, the only way RMA can win the final is by stealing it like 1998.

>>75806412
juve will win easy vs Real

>>75818098

Should be a good game. I think RM will win 2-1.

TSU to score a late penalty. /sp/ implodes shortly afterwards.

>>75817513
>>75817527
We NEED to win it, he'd sudoku if we lose this one too.

>>75807052
Did you ask about how he feels about the 2003 final?

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>tfw you lose 3 cl finals

>>75806412
My dick would explode so hard if Jewve lost another one

>>75807665

Pretty sure Inter won the triplete in 2010.
Pretty sure I was there and had season tickets that season.

Fuck Jewve.

>>75816613
Ramos wouldn't start over Bonucci or Barzagli? Is this B8?

Here are the Real players that would start at Juve:

Ramos
Marcelo
Kroos
Bale
Tsu

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Mandzukic will chimp out and get sent off. Allegri will lose his mind and panic substitute Dybala off for another defensive player. They hold on to a draw then Buffon lets penulties under himself to lose again.