/hoc/: knitting edition

>shitsburgians

> P O N G S

>implying she isn't making an ovi jersey for the next round

>Cucks

>>75796400
>that beast is a 9/10 in shitsburg

>>75796419
The difference between Murray and Fleury.
>"we'll be fine with Fleury" they said

If I was shittsburgh I'd start the back up literally who in the next game. Fleury is in one of his bad spells and he does not bounce back from that quickly.

Bird genocide NOW.

as I fan of the shittiest team this year, I am hoping for a Nashville Ottawa SC just to see if the ratings break 1000 per game

>>75796429
POTTSBORG PONGWONS

>Pens thought the HBK line would dominate the Caos

WEW LAD

>islels going to offer tavares an 8x10 contract

christ thats going to look bad in less than a year

>>75796484
LMAO. Dumbasses

>>75796484
They had a good team. They just traded all they're good players away. Tavares is the only non-literal who left.

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NASHVILLE FAGS
OTTAWA FAGS
WASHINGTON FAGS

NO MORE NO MORE CUP CLUB

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>tfw pic related from game 3 is HAPPENING
>tfw flurry shot his wad and is regressing to 2012 form when he gave up 8 goals a game vs the flyers
>tfw caps have outplayed the pongs all 6 games and only lost 3 because of Holtby, who is now locked in and playing up to potential as a top 2 goalie
>tfw caps momentum and confidence are now off the charts
>tfw nothing is stopping the caps avalanche to win gm7, the east, and the cup
>tfw 3-0 betting the caps this series
>tfw caps series +240 and win the cup +700 are a done deal

>>75796506
WEW

>>75796504
>Nashville-Washington final
>Forsberg cup winner solidifying that trade as the worst of all tims

>>75796506
all shittsburg has to do is play anyone but fluery and its a guaranteed win

your team is 2-2 against a team with the other contender for best of their generation


BOIII LETS KNIT

fucking pittsburgh truly is a town of shit

>>75796533
>washington finally beats their demons and gets by pittsburgh and the second round
>swept by ottawa

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>>75796484
Our farm system is really good, plus we arent going to be autistic drafters anymore. The future is bright, i just hope he signs.

I know it's just streaks on the glass in front of her, but it looks like her sweater has stretch marks

>>75796533

I would legitimately kill myself. Holy shit what a nightmare

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>>75796545
>bringing in this 22 yo beta numale warm off the bench against the machine running at full speed downhill at home in game 7

DO IT

>>75796562
a few weeks ago i was in the walk in clinic and some girl was knitting up a storm in the waiting room

i mean like multiple rools of wool and three chairs holding all this shit, then when the doctor called her she took about ten minutes to pack all this crap into her massive purse, all while the doctor stood there with a 'kill me now' look on her face

>>75796626
Did the doctor fondle your balls?

>>75796579
>ovechkin finally makes the SCF
>gets bullied by McMeme

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>>75796506
Good times

>>75796579
Nah, itll go like I said but Lundpads to carry the rags to the ECF so the caps can exorcise that demon on the way to the SCF loss to Nashville. Rags buy Hank out after he melts down.

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>>75796400
>shittsbug fans
>99% leave the last home game of the year with 10 minutes left
>the remaining are knitting

>>75796637
no unfortunately she didnt, instead she ridiculed me for not going to ER days earlier when i sliced my hand open

Pengs are choking hard.
Feels good man.

>>75796672
How did you slice your hand open anon?

Vegas Golden KnightsVerified account @GoldenKnights

Vadim Shipachyov set a record earlier today for goals in a game (2) by someone under contract to the Golden Knights

I like these memes.

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>>75796658

>>75796579

BRAVO VINCE

Ducks vs Caps in Stan Lee cup finals

Caps win in 6

Screenshot it, because it's our year la

is there anything more satisfying than hearing a puck hitting the post and go in?

>>75796700
With his dildo lmao burger served :DDD

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>>75796722
>tfw Vegas team history will be nothing but meme

It's a wonderful time to live

>>75796756
>team memes for 2 years
>low attendance
>team ends up going to quebec anyway

>>75796672
Ironically you would have spent those days waiting to be seen

>>75796700
fucking around with a spring action pocket knife, i wasnt expecting it to open with so much force

my roommate cut himself with it the same way almost immediately after i did

>>75796817
Your roommate is pretty dumb then

>>75796809
nah i live in a smaller city, wait times are only a few hours from my experience

>>75796803

Hurricucks are going to Quebec, bud.

>pongs

>>75796581
>mfw my friend is in the farm system and I'm here posting memes on this mongolian camel husbandry board

Travel between alternate universes when?

>>75796849
If that happens, which Atlantic team gets sent to Metro?

>>75796849
not according to bettman

>>75796827
i dont know what kind of spring lever those chinamen put in that knife but the blade flips out of there like a fucking laser

>>75796866

Can we make it the Senetards or Frogs so we don't have to deal with them anymore?

Fuck. Even send Bombston over. Any of those 3 and I'm happy.

>on a one hour flight
>qt next to me is knitting
>joke about how they let needles on the plane

good thing the flight was only an hour

>>75796866
Detoilet

>>75796939
honestly that's pretty funny and if she didn't laugh than fuck that stuck up bitch

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>>75796849
>you now remeber the canes won a cup

>stars
>canes
>tampa
>cucks
>kangz x2

Have all won cups in the last 20 years coming from literal who hockey towns, while the country of hockey has won 0. How does it feel?

>>75796989
kangz has had a decent fanbase desu, it's just that they also have a fuckton of bandwagoners to go with it which overshadowed them

tampa isn't terrible either, but they always gives off this i dont really give a shit atmosphere in the playoffs

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

no even shitposting

should Crosby retire after the season? he won everything and have a guarrenteed spot in the HOF

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Got em right where we want em

>>75797038
he may as well, he's had too many concussions as is. the dude is going to commit suicide in his 50's at this rate

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Bet on your choker!

>>75797063

t. Evan from Erie

>>75797063
Is it really a choke job for the pongs? They've been dominated all series and the caps are the best team in the league. If Flower doesn't go god mode they probably lose in 5.

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>>75796726
CHUCK STATUS:
C U C K E D [X]
NOT C U C K E D []

>>75796989
>Quebec was a borderline contender but relocated to Colorado before becoming good enough to win cups.
Canadians got BTFO.

Anyway, I think the Canes are safe. If Arizona is safe with all their problems then there is no reason to relocate the Canes who are much more stable than Arizona.

The Western conference is short on teams (hence why its a Western Expansion) and therefore i doubt you'll see any teams moving to the eastern conference UNLESS they give the West the Red Wings back (which they should desu)

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What did Mario mean by this?

The Pens sure did get raped tonight.

>>75797132
>Canes who are much more stable than Arizona
that's not really saying much

>>75797121

Tonight's episode was pure kino, fvm

>>75797121
Holy fuck he got BTFO at the end tonight

>>75797185
nothing happensfags BTFO

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How do you lads deal when your team is choking? I'm thinking a nice fap and a movie.

>>75797164
maybe not, just saying I doubt you'll see a relocation unless some Canadian jew manages to buy the team up.

If Vega gets sent packing they could theoretically trade the Red Wings back into the central where they belong. Moving Colorado to the Pacific, which would restore their old division by putting them in Vancouver, Edmonton, and Calgary.

That makes the most sense imo.

>>75797062
in his 50s? i doubt he makes it that far

cte takes only a few years to seriously retard someone

hockey sucks tЬh

>>75797236
lets be honest he's probably fucked already anyway

>>75797243
>Russian runes from Finland
shut up, Komarov

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>>75797210
Eh. At this point I'm numb to it. >us eliminating the >rags tomorrow would be a pleasant surprise.

>tfw we get another boring SCF where the oilers get swept or something
the only good thing will be the memes

>>75797266

Daily reminder that the Spartan intro exists.

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>>75796989
>Tfw 2 southleast teams won the cup but it wasnt you
>Tfw hold worst single season record ever
>Tfw Stevens got taken away and it broke that team
>That one terrible finals appearance
>Hunter and Oates as terrible coaches from the finals team
>Those three years of Jagr
>That defence they iced in the playoffs the first time they won thr President's trophy
>Alexander Semin
>Forsberg trade

Pls be our year

>>75797326
>be good for 4 years
>collapse the very next year you win your 2nd cup
what the fuck is their problem?

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>>75797309
ahahahahahahah
>craps

my stinky poopoo team has a cup and yours doesnt ahahahaha

>>75797309
As long as they don't choke gm7, it's a wrap

Rags and sens are not in the same league when caps have the confidence and momentum like they do now

Preds or whoever out the west will be a meme team like the Shorks last year and get beat in 5 or 6

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>>75797351
>And on His robe and on His thigh He has a name written, "KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS."

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>>75797385
>Caps
>not the meme
>not needing 7 games in the finals if they even get there

anon i...

>>75797210
honestly? i completly isolate myself from all sports news or discussion because i literally cannot handle the banter

i spend the night laying in bed reliving it over in my head trying to pinpoint exactly where it went wrong. then i discuss to myself, as if im the coach talking to the media, how i would fix it

after a few restless hours of sleep i wake to the living nightmare that my team choked last night and i contemplate calling in sick incase people at work are going to talk about it. after a long work day of getting nothing done, because ive now spent the entire day online looking for people who share my opinion about the state of the team, i eat a small supper and watch someone else play, praying they choke worse so i never have to hear about it again

after a couple days pass my team plays again and i begrudgingly watch

>>75797428
This is literally /r9k/ the post

>>75797428
haha lol pus

>>75797428
I don't know whether I should laugh at this or cry
It's just a fucking game leaf

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>>75797428
>i completly isolate myself from all sports news or discussion because i literally cannot handle the banter
love it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-AVtD5gnEs

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>>75797428

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We know how you feel tonight Pongs.

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>me watching the Pens game tonight

Eat shit faggots

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>>75797428
>i literally cannot handle the banter

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When will Sweden get rid of their shitty blue jerseys? The yellows are objectively superior.

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FINLAND WHY DIDN'T YOU PRAY HARD ENOUGH SO WE COULD WIN, REEEEEEEE

>>75797476
>>75797543
you guys talk shit now but when your team totally fucking blows it i doubt you stick around

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>>75797385
>crapitals
>not getting swep by the >rags

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>>75797568
this desu
>9-0 still haunts me

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>>75797568

Listen here leaf, my team was absolutely humiliated the other night and it's possible this will be their fifth year in a row pissing away a 3-2 lead and losing game 7 at home yet I'm still on /hoc/. Suck it up.

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>>75797568
>implying
suck it up pussy, and roll with the bants

>>75797599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBxuLaW_t0o

>>75797599
Wasn't it 9-1? I personally think 7-4 was worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H2byg00CDM

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>>75797599
>>75797625

It was 9-1

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>>75797622
thanks for reminding me anon

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>>75797625
>tfw i was at that game wearing my tavares jersey
literally the single best game i've ever been to

>>75797637
Like you haven't thought about it every day since

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>>75797642
Watched it live desu, it was like 11:30 here. beauvilliers dangles

>>75797428
Iktf

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LMAO

>>75797671
actually wrong game, its hard to remember all the loses vancouver had this season.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0bqgXAjbE&feature=onebox

>>75797687
>mfw randy talks about how he wasn't in anaheim for their 4 straight game 7 collapses

>>75797696
He's right that it is dumb to taunt a goalie when you are losing 5-2

>>75797696
What a cuck

>>75797706

No he's saying that's especially stupid. That cuck actually is against booing goalies and jeering them.

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>>75797696
>muh muh feelins
Why is reddit a bunch of pussies?

>be me, born in california
>no connection to hockey at all, have barely even watched a game
>have to sit through god awful NBA regular season and playoffs when i know NHL playoffs are way better, but i cant gather myself to care about teams in a league i know nothing about

this sucks guys. i fucking HATE the NBA but its the only sport after NFL ends to watch before baseball gets good in august

>>75797568
Oil fan since I was old enough to grasp hockey in 95'. I've seen it all and taken so much shit over the last 10 years I've become numb to it. I do have to admit though there are a fuck ton of band wagoners here in Edmonton now.

>>75797733

Start learning hockey faggot. It's a lot less complicated than the other sports.

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>>75797671
>>75797704
both were great games desu, had a great time. in the 7-4 game michael grabner's parents were sitting behind me. they didn't see him get injured in the 3rd period.

>tfw his mom asked me what happened to him and i lied and said it was an equipment issue

>>75797733
>be me, born in California
>parents put me in hockey to get away from the minority kids
>can't get myself to care about the NBA,NFL, MLS

I guess our situations are switched.

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who else /SKEEEEUP/ here?

>>75796504
Trips and Edmonton wins

>>75797761
i doubt that they did it for that reason, but being an edgy 4chan guy you probably just say they did

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>tfw your team is doing absolutely nothing to get better
>tfw all posts are just stupid bullshit about IIHF meme games
>other teams are signing players, switching GMs and actually doing things to prepare for next year.
>"my" team does nothing again

>>75797779

Not him but if I have kids I will push them towards hockey for that reason.

>>75797783
detoilet please go

>>75797784
gee really? you hate minorities?

you don't say, 4channer. so edgy

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>>75797687
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1967 was fifty years ago

LETS JUST ELIMINATE ALL THE FUCKING BIRDS IN GAME 7 ON WEDESDAY

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>>75797793
>93

jej

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>post yfw crysby never plays another nhl game

>>75797790
>detoilet
I wish

You have no idea how bad things truly are.

>>75797779
My parents are pretty damn racist. They told me it was exactly for that reason.

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>>75797801
Fraser is god tier

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>>75797812
what team anon, the /hoc/ doctor will give you a prognosis

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>>75797793
That's not how you trigger Leafs fans.

>>75797135
He's going to invest his money in a service building and delivering AI prostitutes, which has less liability than the ring he's operating right now back in the republic. Also he's going to retire a wealthy man, maybe play hockey for one more year.

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>>75797802
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

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>>75797797
>Capitals alternate logo is an eagle

>>75797820
Colorado

Give it to me straight Doc, its terminal butt cancer isn't it?

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>>75797821
I've gotten plenty of (You)'s with a simple >1967... it reminds them that the opinions they espouse are never taken seriously

Who are the best playmakers in the NHL?

>>75797802
>because he ran into one of his own players in an attempt to get a call.
>his skates are bored to 1.5"

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>>75796731
>Implying >we win a game 7 on home ice after being up 3-2
>>75797605
2nded you in anaheim duckbro?

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>>75797851
This man had 70 assists this year

>>75797861
>secondary assists
He is absolute shit

>>75797854

No. Grew up in Orange County but I live in Kansas City now. Hope the next expansion team comes here because I'm really tired of driving to St. Louis for NHL hokkei.

>>75797868
>not being able to play 9th dimensional Xs and Os

>>75797851
as far as their ability to directly create plays with their ability? Karlsson and Malkin desu.

They may not always be highest on the stat sheet, but they are the players that really make things happen.

If you want stats just go with some secondary assist collecting player like McDavid.

>>75797880
Kansas city crows?

>>75797851
mcdavid crosby kopitar toews bergeron

OMAHA WHEN

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>>75797831
diagnosis: stan-kroenkitis, a rare form of managerial brain cancer. it kills the soul of the host, but through sheer money power it keeps it alive like a parasite. symptoms include joe sakic JUST hair and a suicidal matt duchene.

sorry lad, give my regards to your family

>>75797914
Peyton pls

>>75797771
do they ever talk hokkei? a honduran posted a skeeup compilation and he seems like a character but i wont tune in if all they talk is floorsqueak and handegg

>>75797932
>Peyton could fund the team
you're onto something there leaf....

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>>75797940
Nice Rask dubs. Too bad he's been absolutely exposed. He will never be as good as Based Timmy.

>>75797914
Omaha orangutans
>mascot is smuk monkey

>>75797951
not really an insult. 2011 thomas was probably the goat. its as if he spent all that energy floundering in yurope for one run and it paid off.

even better is he triggered faggots so fucking hard, literally /ourguy/

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>retards actually think that the craps wont choke, as usual, and will the series

Lmaoing at your life, sweeties

Cap it, post it, and shove it up your ass come game 7

>>75797831
Avs are literally Dallas Eakins era Oilers. The only teams I would wish that upon are from California

>>75797975
>7579
>7975

Fancy digits you got there

>>75797969
Wasn't he pretty fucking elite in Europe? That's how he got that shot back in the NHL.

How buttmad would Hongcouver be if Edmonton won this year.

>>75798001
They won't

>>75797969
timmy was based. too bad he was retarded and decided to sit out a season at age 39 and get all ass blasted he had to play on the same team as luongo.

>>75798001
homer simpson bushes meme.chink

>>75798007
so pretty mad

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>>75797996
i didnt follow him but didnt he become a starter at like 35? shits gotta be taxing thinking youll never make the nhl with your first born kid. dude deserves a movie for sticking with it and putting on an absolute clinic.

>>>75798017
i think florida traded him to dallas the second they got luongo back. he took the year off before playing for florida

Finns are the biggest knuckleheads.

What's knucklehead in Finnish, you nerds?

>>75798074
rystypää

Fucking nerds.

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>>75796672
my doc is also female and I love going to see her, she is so caring.
Dislocated my wrist skiing, and when I told her she went, "OH!" as if shocked for me (I hurt it doing a backflip).
She grabbed my arm quickly but gently, and examined it.
She was really concerned for me; I felt loved.
Kind of looks like pic related.

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>>75797851
You should know this

>>75798088
stop playing persona you faggot

>>75796504
>tfw all three cities you've lived in have a cup including Seattle which doesn't even have an NHL team (Denver, Tampa)

Feels good man

>>75798088
Surprised your wrist still hurt six months after the fact when you were finally able to see a doctor.

Is it Rinne's year?

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>>75798094
I have no idea what you mean.
I think I'm not the guy you think I am.
Have a pic of the Obama sisters & Ryan Reynolds.

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>>75797751
Good move, leaf. Hes a filthy traitor

>>75798100
Hurt it on a Sunday, got back on Monday, saw her Wednesday. Started physio the next Monday morning. Physio was kind of fun.
I used to do a lot for soccer but it was a grind, this was all high-tech recovery exercise toys and shit. Good times.

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>>75798088
>tfw your female doc fondles your balls

While we're at it, fuck Canada.

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I know it's probably over but a little of me wants to believe, regardless I'm so proud of sully and the boys for putting on one hell of a year and a few months. The most fun I've ever had watching the pens, and regardless of what happens Wednesday, I'll never forget this run.

>>75798112
That's kinda cute

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>>75798132

>tfw involuntary raging boner the first time I had a hot milf doctor check for hernias when I was 16

How would the German national team do in the NHL?

>>75797351
voynov beat the fuck out of his wife and got deported
he was really that good

>>75798199
No more than 5 wins.

>>75798206
That seems pretty low. Are you sure?

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Honest question for my /hoc/ famas from other mamas.

Has 4chan made you more appreciative of Finnish culture? Like did you even know anything about Finland before you found chans?

Does it make you feel good to know that the memes are now a permanent part of you. Even as an old man 50 years from now you will have fond memories of spurdo and dolan and all the other memes provided by the mysterious Finnish soul.

>>75798220
I had no respect for Finland before, and I have even less now.

>>75798220
thank you Finland

>>75798220
You are a meme state created by and for the Japanese so that they can kill whales and get away with it

>>75798220

Seeing as my only knowledge of Finland before /hoc/ was some fat faggot who was #1 in Runescape, sure.

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>>75798153
Iktfb. Letang and Murray finally catching up to >us. Caps are a hell of a team but I won't be surprised if they don't show up Wednesday and who knows? Maybe Sid or Geno ho off.

>>75797853
He plays flat bottoms. Duller than rentals.

>>75798256
Are pongs fans really scared right now? I'm a caps fan and I've had the feeling of just accepting we are not going to win this series since we lost game 1. Anyone trying to say caps have dominated this series does not watch hockey or is just memeing. I would be shocked if the capitals pulled off a win in game 7. It's in our DNA to lose in the most heartbreaking way possible.

>>75798220
I hear a lot about how you guys cuck the Russians and really like boozing. Also saunas. So you're good people to me at least.

Williams takes 7 games to reach his final form. The pongs are playing a dangerous game here.

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I'll be rooting for you Sens

REMINDER THAT THE SNOW NIGGERS LOST TO FROGS AND PSUEDO-SLAVS

>>75798270
I don't think the Pens can play worse than they did tonight. That said the pressure shifts back on to the Caps now imo. If they play like they did tonight it won't matter what Pens team shows up.

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>>75798220
I spent ~8 months in Tampere for work. Never thought much of the people. Didn't dislike or like, I was there for a job. Had good times with coworkers and even made some friends.

But then I came to /hoc/ and I realized how terrible you people actually are. You don't contribute to threads. There are maybe 5 of you who actually watch NHL. And you are shit.

I hope my kids learn about Larry Thorne in High School. I will tell them that he is an asshole Finn who bounced around trying to meme. And this bitch died like the memester he tried to be.

I hate your lying, no good race. I unironically hope, when you go to sleep, Pekka? I hope you don't wake up.

>>75798289
They were actually leading 3-0 in the 3rd period don't you forget it,

>>75798315
Your post is shit delet it.

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>>75798289
We don't actually care about ice kendo here in Finland

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>>75798323
I will not. You are a member of a NO GOOD RACE.

It's the year for the caps. Pittsburgh gonna choke this time.,

(hot take) finland is an okay country

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>>75798220
i want a finn gf to watch hokkei with mow

I already found my NHL team

>>75798341
literally the worst goalie to ever play the game
can't even win a SCF game 7

>>75798270

Coming from someone who isn't a fan of either team, it seems like game 7 will come down to which goalie is less shit.

man pongs fans are such fairweather cunts
already last time, half of them left early when they were down 2-0 and the team actually tied it up
but nevermind that, the stadium is empty again at the end because it's not like this is the moment in their season where they need the support the most or anything

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Is nate "you got schmidt on" schmidt the most underrated player for the capitals this series?

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WHERE IS HE?!!'

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75798153
You're a fucking cuck

>>75798431
>blaming fleury
yinzer hockey ""knowledge"
reminder that murrays glove hand was just as shit as fleury's tonight

>>75798395
>already last time
dude, what?

>>75798443
game 3 whatever, you know it happeened

>1-0
>2-0
>3-0
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>3-1
>3-2
>3-3
>...
>...
>...
>3-4

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>>75798459
d-d-delet, it's 4D chess

>>75798459

Remember when we beat you? That was a good day.

>>75798463
People need to know!

>>75798465
lmao, that's literally fake news

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>>75798467
No they don't, it never happened. It simply didn't. We haven't played since Friday.

>>75798472

Remember that time Johnny "Literally a meme" Hockey scored on you twice?

What are the worst places in Canada, to be a fan of ice Hockey and the NHL?

>>75798479
All of it

>>75798479

The Maritimes

>>75798440

Fleury has a history of choking in the playoffs

This is common knowledge.

>>75797734
fuck man I feel ya, its brutal seeing everyone all of a sudden give a fuck

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>>75798434
this is the future face of hockey
matthews a shit

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>>75798475
>mfw I realize that you're talking about the cze - fin game from last night while I was thinking about the edm - ana game from this past friday
>mfw they're pretty much the same

>>75798478
See --> >>75798472

>>75798493
Sure, but he's mostly bucked that trend.

Shittsburgh faggots need to realize that they beat a garbage team that lost something like 8 of their last 12 games coming into the ploffs.

No idea why they think they're an elite team when their blue line is completely depleted, their franchise player's brain has been turned to mush, and they're playing their backup (who is the only reason they get a game 7).

>>75798451
Yea and in game 2 Verizon Center was a ghost town with 10 minutes left. All the shitty lower bowl fans from all cities are fairweather cunts.

>your fan base will literally never be fair weather
Feels great

>>75797851

Joe Thornton got a literal who to 55 goals

>>75796616
>22 beta numale that has won more cups than """"THE KING"""""

I mean pens came out sleeping this game but i'm kind of excited regardless because this is easily the best playoff series in the last 5 years

>>75798501
This. Laine didnt even get much PP time with the Jets either.

>BUT MUH TWO WAY PLAYER

>>75797823
>mario lemieux unretires and scores a hat trick while going on a ventilator and undergoing chemotherapy between each shift

>>75798541
this is the first year that's ever happened to my team and it's strange

>tfw your country will literally never lose to France

>>75798591
>tfw we still lost to Germany

>>75798614

>And then beat Sweden
>Sweden lost to Germany by Proxy

Lel.

>>75798513
Well it doesn't help that Fleury being hot as a welding torch for 1 1/2 series did a pretty good job of masking the fact that they are playing with a defense corp with more holes than a Panzer IV in stalingrad.

Daley's been playing on one good knee that finally went and most of all no letang

Maata and all of his finnish might isn't enough to overcome shultz's spottiness and the fact that hainsey is old as hell and green in the playoffs

>>75798589
>Crashville Redditors

>>75798650
shit the fuck up Chicago I'll slit you're throat neck

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>>75798619
I don't know if you're agreeing with me or not. Fleury did a damn good job of hiding all of Pittsburgh's problems coming into the playoffs is all I was saying.

And, as a Fatlantan, Hainsey is embarrassing. I honestly like him, but that was a real fuckup on that 2-0 goal. And it doesn't help that he flings it at the net every god damn time. It's a miracle that he's played so many games, I watched him a bit when he went to Carolina

I still hope the Yinzers get btfo on Wesnesday.

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>>75798665
Jets stole your team and actually make significant profits because Atlanta is a literal garbage sports city
kek
KEK
cry some more faggot, go watch college basketball
>inb4 winnishit le listerine drinkers XDD

>>75798684
I'm glad for them. As I understand, they are going to win the Stanley Cup in 2019.

Good for them, the mosquitos will love it :^)

>>75798684
Autism

hoc is kill

Happy rags elimination day!!!!

Did the Capitals infect the Pongs with their choking-curse?
It's god damn beautiful
Eller with an OT win in game 7

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Why are there so many >finnish goaltenders ?

>>75798848

Takes a big dumb mong to want to be hit by 100mph rubber disks

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reminder

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>>75796640
>oilels fans unironically believe they'll make the finals

>>75797135
>tfw your sexbot is hard programmed to be a pens fan

>tfw the pens will be shit by the time they're in the market

>>75797135
Can sexbots be programmed to photograph you while your sleeping?

Holy shit the Caps actually managed to save themselves

Imagine the reaction if they actually win game 7

>>75797996
Yes, he was literally a product of finnish goaltender coaching.

>>75798935
lmao we didnt think we'd make the playoffs so this is just peachy

>>75796803
They'll go to Seattle. Bettman is a total idiot. He knows he screwed up when the raiders are coming soon

>>75799500
>NFL team
>causes NHL team to screw up

You do realize NFL is 1 night a week, right?

Not only that, they would play at the same time slot at most 3 weeks a year

>>75799458
THIS!!!

he was a fucking AHL lifelong before and mysteriously became the best goalie in the universe after only two years under finnish goaltending guidance.

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why can't british people afford to play hockey?

>>75799535
There's a lot of dindus in Britain

>Finland wants to bring the World Championship back to Tampere and Helsinki while the other application is a joint bid of Minsk, Belarus, and Riga, Latvia. The proposed dates of both bids are 7 to 23 May 2021.
>The IIHF members will allocate the event during the 2017 IIHF Annual Congress, set to take place 18-20 May 2017 in Cologne, Germany, during the 2017 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship.

YEEEEEEEES

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Leave Washington to me

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>>75799554
>joint bids

>>75799572
>implying they havent guided washington right to game 7

>>75799576

Bettman plays 4D chess

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I honestly feel bad for what i did yesterday.

Sorry binland.

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>>75799689
I'll kill you because of what you did

>>75799698
PLEASE STOP SWEDE ON SWEDE VIOLENCE

YOU ARE ALL THE SAME

How many Finnish goalies have led their team to a Cup? One (Antti Niemi) on an absolutely stacked team?

Let the meme die.

>>75799572
>>75799576

whining about refs is literally plebbit, friends
i'd humbly advice you to stop it

>>75799703
Rinne will do it this year.

>>75799701
No, friendship with Sweden is over now. Now Russia is our best friend.

>>75799703
Kippers deserved a cup but his team let him down
Now Rinne is on fire and if he keeps it up he will bring the Cup to the swamps

Reminder that finland is rightfully swedish clay

>>75799718

Reminder that Sweden is rightful Somali clay

>>75799718
I'd like to see the faggots to come and try to claim it.

>>75799718
Its the other way around buddieboy.

Sweden is our cute lillabror

The Finns blew their 3-0 lead yesterday?

Another enthralling Jesse Puljujarvi performance that netted him zero points?

>>75799742
Yes

Yes

>>75799742
Pulju is bad luck, eternal memeboy

If he's on your international team you're low on depth

>>75799742
fuck you

fuck you

>>75799742
Bulju was literally the best player on a trash team though, generating plays without netting any points for himself.

He's the Finnish Auston Matthews

>>75799771
We're low on depth because the players rather have a beach holiday than play with Berryhill who thinks he's still coaching 10 year olds.

>>75799786
And Tanner Glass is the Canadian Teemu Selanne.

>>75799802
>rags

>>75799698

To be fair, the odds that i helped you out was way higher than i would fuck you over.

>>75799802
>>75799802
Shut the fuck up, I'll slit your throat neck!