ITT: sports facts that LITERALLY blew your mind >Inter only

>Literally no one in spain has a job

>>75787019
Spain hasn't had a functioning economy since they ruined the value of silver for the whole world by working south american slaves to death for it in the 1500's

Why is that cat wearing glasses

>>75787056
feminist pussy

>>75787019
When I was in Amsterdam all the whores were from Spain and were sending the money back to their families it was sad

>>75786826
>Inter only have 1 (one) CL to their name
but they have 3

>>75787100
Is this true though? I know that Bulgarian prostitutes often claim to be Russian because it makes them more valuable.

Steven Gerrard has 0 (zero) PL medals
Juan Cuadrado has never played a full 90 minutes in the prem and has one

>>75786826
What the fuck is a CL, how did it blow your mind, and how is this sports related

>>75787100
No lo sé Rick, parece invent.

>>75787149
Liverpool FC has 0 (zero) PL trophies

>>75787146
yea, it's not like spanish women are desireable

Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

>>75786826
Madrid ain't never won the treble

>>75787150
Great post inverse Cuba.

Liverpool supporter's crushed their own fans to death and blamed the police

The English Premier League has never been won by a team with an English manager

>>75786826
There was a team that got BTFO in the world series despite outscoring their rival by a shitload of runs.

>>75786826
>>Barca only had 1 before Messi arrived
I heard barca was the yankees of spanish soccer or I guess the liverpool or whoever wins in EPL of spanish soccer

thats a neat fact

File: dsfsdfsd.jpg (11KB, 207x200px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 207x200px

>>75787106
It's nothing more than uncreative and braindead """bait""" by OP to get you to respond with exactly that just so he can post "GOTCHA! IT WASN'T CALLED THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BACK THEN AND ITS FORMAT WAS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT"

not even in america could steven gerrard get his league trophy

>>75787315
>slightly

File: C-IJiQmXUAEjf8F.jpg (177KB, 966x1199px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 966x1199px

>>75786826
Obvious thinly veiled Messi thread. But that's good.

>>75787363
The >Schalke of players.

File: 1470257287764.jpg (94KB, 480x519px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 480x519px

Denmark and France are the only countries to have won both the Euros and the Confederations Cup.

2 Balloon Dooors, 1 world cup win and 1 WC runners up finish, many more accolades yet Ronaldo Nazario doesn't have a CL win to his name

Norway is the only national football team that has played Brazil without ever losing.

>>75787291
Only one English manager has ever won the (modern) Champions League.
It was the women's competition with a German team.

>>75787100
Why would you take advantage of those women? Disgusting

This season all but one of the teams from pot 1 and 2 reached the CL knockout round.

>>75787839
Was it whoever won the Portuguese league?

>>75788374
Nah, CSKA Moscow I bet

File: 1430686283688-0.jpg (225KB, 1417x1260px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 1417x1260px

>>75787089
surprisingly good for a German

>>75787285
5 years before that Liverpool fans also murdered nearly 40 Juventus fans and caused English teams to be banned from Europe for 5 years, but for some reason they don't seem so keen to turn that tragedy into an annual event.

>>75787365
its not even the format, since that didnt change all that much till they allowed non-champs and added and removed the double group stage, which was many years after the rebranding.

its just that people who go >hurr european cup =/= CL are generally retards who have no idea what theyre talking about, like OP. i mean even in the OP he seveparates inters CL wins from their EC wins, but for some reason leaves Barcas final EC win as a CL win.

>>75786826
Hehe that cat is wearing glasses

>>75787665
You're not abusing them you're helping them m8
You're feeding a family

>>75787100
Typical American not knowing the difference between Spain and South America

File: 1482355546639.gif (3MB, 320x179px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 320x179px

>>75786826
Thomas Müller is the most common name in Germany.

There's even a documentary about the average German called "Who is Thomas Müller?"

>>75787258
That cant be right. Surely they can manage once with their decima2 thing

Arsene Wenger has only 1 (one) major trophy in 20 years at Arsenal

>>75787297
It's a little bit of a lie. The second time they won, Messi was like 17 and almost didn't play. In fact, he wasn't even in the bench for the final.

no one likes Millwall
no one likes Millwall
no one likes Millwall
and they don't care

File: images (26).jpg (24KB, 452x326px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 452x326px

>>75787513
>mfw a sports comentator says that before the game

>>75787209
Nigger u wot?

Are you talking about actual Spaniards or latin women?

Messi has never beaten or scored against Brasil, Spain, Germany, France or Italy in an official match.

>>75797363
same with the philadelphia union

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY

>>75797775
You could say they don't give a crud

>>75787291
I guess fergie is the closest to english

>>75797754
>Brasil

yeah he has

>>75797864
Not in an official match, dumb amerikanskii pidor.

>>75787161
Wrong

File: IMG_1631.jpg (142KB, 550x595px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 550x595px

>>75788756
This so fucking much

>muh 96
>muh national tragedy
>totally wasn't the retarded fans own fault for packing themselves in like sardines!
>why didn't anyone protect us from ourselves?!
>muh victim status!!

Meanwhile everyone lets forget about the time Liverpool supporters literally murdered three dozen innocent people only years before because they support the other team

Yeah, no one pay any attention to that

>>75790744
>most common name in Germany
>Muller is goofy as fuck while the average German is known as incapatible with humor
POTTERY

>Schalke has made the CL semis more recently than Arsenal

>>75786826
Gareth Bale has never won a league title in his career

>>75789796
this tbqh

juventus has lost 6 champions league finals and are on their way to losing the seventh

>last time arsenal made the quarterfinals of the champions league leicester was playing in the championship just one season after being promoted
>in that time they stayed there during four more seasons
>won the championship
>save from relegation
>win the premier league before them
>reach quartefinals before them

Blyth Spartans winger and captain Robbie Dale has NEVER scored in the Champions League.

>>75798197
moyes has made the QF more recently than Arsenal

>de gea was not even born when liverpool last won the league, yet still managed to win the league himself
>Barcelona have never defeated dundee united
>Dani Alves may have the most european medals if juventus win
>maxwell has the most trophies
>ryan giggs played in man city's youth academy
>david moyes and David beckham have played on the same team
>the english second division holds more european cups than all of France's leagues

Manchester United only adopted their name decades into their existance because it 'sounded cool' for marketing purposes and unlike other Uniteds, were not the result of two clubs merging.

File: irons.jpg (84KB, 841x841px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 841x841px

>Last team to win at Highbury
>First team to win at the Emirates

Based

>>75798357
preposterous

>>75798456
>any london club
>based

no

>>75798086
They aren't anti humor their humor is just very unusual to a lot of people

>>75798357
top bloke

i always use them in my fm saves

>>75797363
>>75797775
>>75797816
What does an American team have to do to become hated? They seem too bland to really offend anyone.
Millwall ripped seats up from our stadium last time they played us

>>75797754
You can add Argentina and Barcelona to that list too

>in most 3rd world countries soccer is actually considered a real sport

>>75798442
>List of clubs who were called United first

Sheffield (1889)
Newcastle (1892)
West Ham (1900)
Manchester (1902)
Carlisle (1903)
Southend (1906)
Hartlepool (1908)
Scunthorpe (1910)
Leeds (1919)
Torquay (1921)
Rotherham (1925)
Peterborough (1934)
Colchester (1937)
Cambridge (1949)
Oxford (1960)

>Bayern München having more Bundesliga titles than Eintracht Braunschweig
>Chelsea winning UCL

File: 5-1.jpg (142KB, 630x886px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 630x886px

This season, Ipswich finished in their lowest league position since 1959

Patrick Kluivert and Marcos Alonso have both killed people in car crashes

>>75799446

And? Doesn't change the fact they're called 'United' for no reason other than 'lol sounds cool'.

>>75787149
You think Gerrard having no league titles is bad!? Torres played in Atletico, Liverpool and Chelsea, and he also hasn't

Some Americans genuinely believe their opinion on sport is relevant.

>>75799570
I'm agreeing with you, they just copied previous teams

File: Imagem37.png (780KB, 908x914px) Image search: [Google]

780KB, 908x914px

>>75798312
Our bad! But that game in the first hand ofthe match back then was glorious!

The 5-0, however...

Dundee United have never lost to Barcelona.

File: Imagem59.jpg (136KB, 935x998px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 935x998px

>>75799670
Neither has Moreirense, your point!?

We have a winning record vs England overall, have not lost to them in the last 37 years and the last two times we've met we won to knocked them out of euro 2000 and won again to top our group to force them to play Argentina in 1998.

>>75799755
Dundee United have played them 4 times in Europe and won every game

>the entire nation of france has won less europacup 1/champions league titles than nottingham forest

>>75799346
I think it's just because pretty much everyone dislikes Philadelphia sports fans.

>>75800031
>Nottingham Forest is the only team that has won the CL more times than its domestic top flight.

>>75799588

But the previous teams are called 'united' because they are the result of two clubs actually uniting.

It's kinda like how Man City had those three stars on their crest so it looked like they had won the Champions League, meaningless.

>>75799785

Genuinely impressed!

>>75800073
Sorry to be pedantic but
>Champions League
>Pre 90's

>>75800985
youre right forgot about liverpool

Last time Nantes reached CL semifinals: 1996

Last time PSG reached CL semifinals: 1995

Germany and Brazil only played against each other twice in tournaments in history

File: characters_pixel[1].gif (18KB, 260x155px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 260x155px

>>75786826
>>75787056
what a second....... that cat

>>75787254
>selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
made me chuckle

>>75801104
2014 WC and 2016 Olympics?
Is that including East- and West Germany?

>>75801381
2002 final you dumb goof

was Barca considered fairly mid or upper mid table before Messi/Ronaldinho? As opposed to perennial CL contender

>>75801424
they were pretty trash in the immediate years before ronaldinho. not like midtable or anything but far away from being a relevant team in CL. van gaal brough in a lot of shit that needed to be cleaned out and the club was generally a mess. then they had two massive transfer windows in 03 and 04 during which they signed mainstays like Ronaldinho, Marquez, van Bronchorst, Iniesta, Valdes, Oleguer, Giuly, Edmilson, Belletti, Deco, Etoo which transformed them in to a competitive team. Messi was promoted in 06 but didnt start having a real influence on them till like 07-08

Romania and Serbia have as many CL/European cup titles as France

>>75801073
>you now remember Nantes being a top club in France
>you now realize AS Saint-Etienne has won the most Ligue 1 titles

Neither Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo have ever scored an official bicycle kick. Andy Caroll and Peter Crouch have.

5 English players have won 2 CL titles

Crvena Zvezda (Red Star Belgrade) is the only Eastern European team with an Intercontinental Cup trophy (the predecessor to the Club World Cup). No Eastern European club has won the succeeding tournament since.

>>75802961
was waiting for someone to post this

>>75799571
Torres won a CL I don't think he would care about a PL trophy

Messi, Robben, Suarez, and even Cristiano Ronaldo have never won a World Cup since it first began in 1930

Messi has never scored against Buffon and Chelsea. Ronaldo has played 4 matches against Benfica and scored 0 (zero goals).

File: angry pepe.jpg (19KB, 403x392px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 403x392px

>>75801759
>you now remember Nantes being a top club in France
t-they always are

>>75799778

>Thinks beating England is an achievement

>>75789837
Calm down Mexico

>>75787374
what the h*ck?

how is the shirt not falling to gravity from the other side that does not have a holding hand?

>>75799346
There's no genuine rivalries in MLS, any you see are forced. There's definitely rivalries and hated teams in the NFL and NBA though