I want to get into this shitfest for some reason rec me a good

/GOOD GUYS/

LOONS
UNION
FIRE
DC
TORONTO
HOUSTON DYNAMO

/BAD GUYS/

SEATTLE
PORTLAND
NYCFC
GALAXY
ATLANTA

OK' TIER TEAMS

ORLANDO
REVS
CREW
DALLAS
NYRB
REAL SALT LAKE
RAPIDS
WHITECAPS

>>75770722
Whitecaps are /BADGUYS/

Which team is geographically closest to you?
If you support a foreign team, which one?

any team similar to modern ajax?

>>75773168
Describe modern Ajax for someone whose only exposure to the Eredivisie is PES please

NYCFC
Y
C
F
C

>>75773194
young squad with a lot of players trained by club instead of bought

>>75773084
>Which team is geographically closest to you?
this
it's pretty straightforward

>>75780896
FC Dallas is your new team

>>75770722
>Seattle
>bad guys
Reddit please leave

>>75780998
Idk senpai the Quakes seem pretty faggy

>not picking FC Dallas

>>75780896
Sounds like Dallas

if you really want to get into the shitfest, the Rapids are really the only option

>>75783408

Then they're perfect for you!

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>>75769631
I'd go with that team that Red Bull bought. They'll eventually ruin the league by buying all the good players with daddy Mateschitz' money.
Just look how much that has boosted RB Leipzig over just a few years.

>>75783408
The Quakes are one of the most forgettable teams in the league but somehow always manage to squeak into the playoffs. They're not excessively faggy considering that Portland and Seattle exist.

>>75783880
RB has owned the team for something like 10 years already, and they can't just pump money because it's a salary capped league