This is Carlos Henrique José Francisco Venâncio Casimiro, known

Messi's bitch

soon to be loaned to Dybala for whoring purposes

Cacashitmierdo

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>>75747455
No ned to thank us

GOAT

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>le immune to red cards man

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>>75747750
>le can't stop Messi man

>>75747916
Actually, he can...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0L2v4p-R9k

>>75747750
>>le immune to red cards man
Kek, how does he do this

>>75747455
Best destroyerin the world

>inb4 le kanté

All his names are First Names. All six of them. Is he royalty? wtf?

>>75747455
Did Ramos taught you to foul 3 times for yellow and to get only 1? Yeah I thought so.

>assists you with a perfect cross while stumbling

>>75749608
>not being named Pedro de Alcântara João Carlos Leopoldo Salvador Bibiano Francisco Xavier de Paula Leocádio Miguel Gabriel Rafael Gonzaga

>>75747583
this was such a stupid game in truth. why did zidane have 1 fucker marking messi? this kind of shit is why people will never rate zidane

>>75747455
You ll be benched in 2 seasons max, or be a GOAT 6 that can only tackle and defend.

>>75747455
You don't have much darker skin than the average Spaniard

>>75747916
see
>>75747583
>le can't stop Messi man

>>75747455
>Casimiro
>Casemiro

Wut

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>>75752170
see >>75747992

>>75747455
He looks like a nice guy.

>le overrated like every lol liga pleyer man

>le should get sent off five times per game man

>le pretend to be tough but roll on the ground at every foul

What a ugly cunt plus shitskin

If he gets redcarded would he die?

>>75755157
>le eat burger and doesn't know about football fat man

Is he brazilian? With him on pitch the 1-7 would never happen

>>75747480
>Cucks Missing in 2 games
>Missing does 1 good dribble in the thrid game
>He can't stop him XD
Why are Lelo's dick riders so dumb?

>>75756812

>le cartel man

Hello Casemiro, you're the best DMF in the world.

>>75747480
Keep it quiet Cebollita

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>>75747455
hahaha, very powerful midfielder prijatelju

BUT IS HE MORE POWERFUL THAN MATEO KOVAČIĆ?

and i am not talking about marko kovačić or milan kovačić. no i am talking about mateo kovačić also know as "Il Professore", the central midfielder and deep-lying playmaker, but also an attacking midfielder and a wide midfielder. i am talking about experienced croatian international and a player for dinamo zagreb, the best club in croatia, and a player for internazionale milan, the second most supported club in italy, and now, a player for real madrid, also known as halal madrid, the european champions.

>>75747455
fucking hue hue monkey

>>75747583
Incredible how he didn't see a red card

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>>75752796
We had a guy that was named Cortes but played with Cortez on his back.

Cortes means cuts.
Cortez is pronounce how you pronounce courteous.

was he always red card proof or is it an ability he got at real madrid?

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>>75759021
Also clean in Porto, I believe