>newcastle >the only castle in the city is not that

>>75738350

newer than yours hamlet

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>queens park rangers
>don't actually play in queen's park
>none of them are rangers

>Liverpool
>no pool full of livers

>West Ham
>is in East London

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>sheffield wednesday
>actually mostly play on weekends

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>crystal palace
>don't actually play their games in a crystal palace

>Marc Overmars
>has never orbited around Mars

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>derby county
>most of their games aren't against local rivals

>man united
>doesn't unite men at all

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>toronto maple leafs
>half of them are not leaves

>>75739308
>Brazil
>civilized

>fulham
>not actually ham
>if it was ham, it certainly would not be full

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>>75739320
>united states
>alaska and hawaii are not united to the states

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>Chinaman
>Made of flesh

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>anaheim ducks
>humans

>toronto raptors
>not actual dinossaurs, just a bunch of niggers

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>>75739421
>ordem e progresso
>no order neither progress

>>75738350
well it was obviously new once
and they cant change the name you fuckin moron

>>75739402
you could do that with many other nhl teams
>hurricanes
>devils
>penguins
>bruins
>sabres
>panthers
>lightning
>avalanche
>jets
>coyotes
>sharks

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>>75739442
>canada
>can't ada

>soccer
>absolutely zero punching allowed

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>All Blacks
>there are only maori and white people

>Cricket
>No insects
????

>>75739464
>football
>you mostly carry and throw the ball

>Nottingham Forest
>games don't happen within a forest

>thinkgen_emoji.jpg

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>new york red bulls
>team is based in new jersey
>is not made up of red bulls

>Los Angeles
>the only angels around are some Mexicans named Angel

>girlfriend
>has a penis and I hate her

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>Kansas City
>is in Missouri

>>75738350
On a geological timescale it's new

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>>75739583
>united kingdom
>most states want out

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>iran women's football team
>Eight of Iran's women's football team 'are men'

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>>75739523
Dumbass it means no ham in the forest

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>Ottawa Senators
>no one is senator

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>oldham
>doesn't look like this

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>>75739624
>cum sandwich
>it's actually cucumber

>wolves
>players are human

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>4chan
>more than 4 channels

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>Memphis grizzlies
>no grizzly bears live in Tennessee

>>75739603
I live in Nottingham so don't tell me your American bullshit. Got it pal?

>Ajax
>doesn't clean the league every season

>>75739421
mutatis mutandis

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>>75739762
>benfica
>you don't stay well

>>75738350

It is fucking new, they keep slapping horrible new stone on the side.

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>>75739824
>implying

>palmeiras
>pretends to be european

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>Utah jazz
>jazz is not popular nor did it originate in utah

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>>75739542
>girlfriend
>(male)

>New York Giants
>Stadium is in East Rutherford New Jersey

>>75739873
>benfica2015.jpg

>Cleveland browns
>their color is orange

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>>75739916
You're right that was from 2014. Here's 2015

>Washington Wizards
>Wizards hVave nothing to do with the city of Washington DC

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>Notts County
>Plays in the City of Nottingham, not Nottinghamshire County

>/sp/ - sports
>nobody posts about sports

>>75740871
>germany
>it's actually turkey

>>75739464
fucking underrated

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>>75738350
The castle was new when Newcastle last won a trophy.

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>White Sox
>don't wear white socks

>>75739725
You live ina a forest?

Wow, didnt knew you guys were that poor

>Bayern Leverkusen
>are from Nordrhein-Westfalen

>>75739464
>soccer
>if anyone is punched, it's usually a man

>Man. city
>there are women in the city

>Paul Dickov
>reported to actually haveing a dick

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>Granada CF
>no use of grenades

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>boxing
>no one puts stuff in boxes

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>real madrid
>yet there's never been a fake madrid