itt: we shit on French sporting legends because frogs aren't

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>>75724773
Fuck you

>>75724795
reported to Le FBI you can't be here

>>75724795
go back to your cuck cellar, Frog

don't make me inform the French authorities

>>75724795
reminder that zidane prohibited you from voting for le pen

zidane was such a faggot

Damn, the Gendarmerie is already here, I must erase my hard drive of underage baguette pics

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*does nothing*

>>75724773
The most overrated player in the history of sport.

>>75724773
>le score 2 headers in final of WC man

Zizou, like literally every relevant French person ever, wasn't actually French.

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i can't bring myself to shit on him, but why the fuck couldn't he score in finals

zidane at 50 is still better than any us player in his pime

>>75724897
The Wenger effect

>greatest French figure in history was Italian
>greatest French footballers of all time are Algerian and Italian
Hmmmmmmm

FUCK FRANCE, THEY ARE THE FUCKING WORST COUNTRY ON EARTH. FUCK THEIR STUPID TEAM FULL OF NIGGERS, FUCK THEIR STUPID COUNTRY FULL OF ALGERIANS, FUCK THEIR GOVERNMENT FULL OF COMMUNISTS

FUCK FRANCE

>>75724897
Is Serge Gainsbourg French?

>>75724795
>I'm from Lille, never have ever seen a nigger with my eyes, but I still hate them.

>>75724945
t. Tyrone Goober Hernandez O'Flanaghan III

Damn, success really brings jealousy

Especially these anglo peasants whose best dream is to be french

>>75724945
Pretty much

That and they need saved every time there's a war because they're all effeminate fags

>>75724978
>*le fart*

>>75724978
>jealous
hahahaha

my azzurri are about to win a WC with a team full of real italians

>blanc, black, beur
AHAHAHAHA

>>75724978
>be french

dreamt nobody ever

>>75725007
>my azzurri

fuck off murrilard, you're national team is only Bradlel, Altidore and friends

>my azzurri
>that flag

alright, that's enough cringe for me, i'm outta here

>>75724919
>The ruler that civilized them was German
>The dynasty which made them great was Basque

>>75724978
>w-we had a resistance, I swear!

>>75724795
>he rates le pen

>>75725022
M-my dad is Italian though..

>>75724964
If you're from Lille, then that means you never made a single step outside

or never even watched through a window, actually

>>75724964
u wot m9

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>>75724854

>>75725026
>>The ruler that civilized them was German
>>The dynasty which made them great was Basque

House Capet actually came from Germany.

>>75725045
that is the joke, frog-consumer

>Maria Skłodowska was french, really!!! So was Chopin!!!

>>75724945
>fuck the country that won my independance

>>75724919
Even bogdanoffs are russian tatars.

>>75725074
I was talking about Valois. I know that is a strech, but anything goes in the name of banter.

BTW, remember that time when France was under PU with Poland during reign of Henry III?

>>75724903
This fuck those puto cucks

>>75725077
I've seen you on /his/ before. Didn't know you were a butthurt pole lmao.

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>le can't hack it outside the EPLEL man

>>75725187
Is he a nigger or wot?

>>75725183
I never posted anything like this on /his/ desu

Actually, I just like triggering different nations by spouting half truths and misinformation

>>75725187
He won 6 trophies in a year at Barca.

>>75725234
you sound perfect for /int/

>>75725234
Trigger me
>>75725250
>spain
>meme trophies

Does ribery ever turn up in big games? is he the benzema of france?

>>75725284
>one of the few actually French "French" players
>literally converted to Islam

JUST

>>75724795
Le Pen is going to lose extremely fucking hard.

>>75724888
Trips confirm that France is that one country devoid of actual talent from their own country. Griezmann is pretty much German too. Absolutely shameful.

>>75725088
>Macron's shit is getting leaked a day before the election

SHOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THAT CALL, EMMANUEL.

l think the only french french footballer legends are Barthez, Deschamps, Petit, Willy Sagnol and Yoann Miguel Gourcuff

>>75724888
Bad history, Luigi
>inb4 cherrypicked answer

>>75725303

as opposed to all those american homegrown handegg and apehoop athletes

>>75725361
zidane was algerian

napoleon was italian

>>75725250
so did Pedro

>>75724919
Three greatest player in their history
1.Kopaszewski, POLAK
2.Platini, ITALIAN
3.Zidane, ALGERIAN

You can't make shit up. All their best players were immigrants.

>French


can't believe I was the first

>>75725414
Napo era corso y Corsica es francesa desde antes que el naciera, ademas Italia solo existe desde fines del siglo XIX. Vuelve al colegio :)

>>75725262
>country created by Swedes
>ruling dynasty was since 1790s in the main line almost entirely Polish
>greatest ruler was a Georgian
>greatest writer was a nigger
>greatest killer was a Pole
>literally elected a Polish prince as a Tsar, only for him to refuse
>USSR was literally saved only due to Piłsudski's good will
>Tsushima
and don't even get me started on the Dymitriads

>>75725471
CHI

>>75725482
CA

>>75725471
don't ever reply to me again chicano

>there was LITERALLY another foiled terror attack just today north of Paris
It is alarming how badly France needs fascism right now

>>75725471
>mexican went way too up north

should've stopped once you were starting to see snow, CHI

>>75725492
I fail to see how this proves me wrong Johnny Gonzalez

>>75725515
Canada is actually taking all of our illegal immigrants as refugees now.

>>75725330
>(((Griezmann)))

>>75725479
Shit. Nigger touched me.
But i didn't know peter or yekaterina or another one were georgian.
And what is killer?

>>75725591
georgian is obviously Stalin
Catherine was german and her son (the next tsar) considered himself a son of Stanisław August Poniatowski, the last king of PLC

Killer is Feliks Dzierżyński

>>75725623
>stalin
I knew who you did mean mate. Why did you call stalin the greatest?

>>75725664
because he ensured swathes of land from Korea, through China and entire eastern Europe was under Russian dominion, as well as making the country industrial and nuclear superpower. He was never in any internal danger and was almost always successful

>>75725753
t. commie

stalin was a paranoid fool and was likely poisoned (so much for no internal danger)

>>75725782
He was paranoid, but he also was fucking everyone left and right, especially Germans. The poisoning bit isn't very probable. He was 74 already and he most likely just had a stroke, which his guests intentionally ignored. >>75725782

>>75725824
how the fuck can you be polish and unironically like stalin?

protip: stalin attacked poland right with hitler and was very happy about it

he only became a "liberator" when the austrian turned on him
stalin also forced communism on your country after WW II (>inb4 you actually are a commie and don't mind that)

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>>75724795
>being ruled by a woman

Oh France.

>>75725899
>implying I have to like someone to consider him a good leader
It would be crazy not to consider him one of the most influential people of the twentieth century, even if he was a murderous cunt. Even when dealing with Poland, he was insanly ruthless and efficient (protip: the way you did his dirty work for him in 1944). He played both Churchill and FDR like fiddles, ending up as the biggest victor of WW2. Stop being so emotionally invested in history and you will see that.

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>>75725936
>being ruled by a nigger

Oh America.

>>75726007
>nigger

nah, he's just orange

>>75725394
they are homegrown though. They "immigrated" before 1865

>>75726022
orange is the new black m8

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>>75726022
Acts like more of a nigger than his predecessor though, that's for sure

>>75726007
>getting firebombed by my grandfather

Oh Germany.

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>>75726022

>>75726047
>"immigrated"

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>>75726056
Oh yeah, you are traitors of the white race, be proud of that.

>>75725936
>being ruled by a globalist

Oh Deutschistan.

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>>75726115
Why are you mad?

Oh yeah...

>>75725022
>Bradlel Altidore and friends
You mean PulisGOD, Wood and friends.

>>75725489
NO

>>75725563
kek stupid leafs

>>75724773
butthurt spic used the video before it was allowed

>>75725038
a fucking dago

ITT: faggots, every one of you

>>75726052
Underrated

>>75724795
(((Le Penis)))

>>75726007
>being ruled by a woman

Oh Germanistan

>>75728164
a fucking sandnigger

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>>75726052
I take great offense to this ya filthy anti semite

>A bunch of faggots is what you have in French football. There are so many homosexual players there, they always provoke you, they touch your thighs, your bum, to see if you will give some kind of signal. I feel disgusted when a homosexual shares the same shower and stares at one's bum with desire, and even gets emotional when you are naked.
Eduardo Berizzo, Celta Vigo manager.

Why is frog football the football of the fag?

>they choose their presidents

top KEK

>>75734762
what are you doing here sauid

stoning isn't a sport

>>75734844
>stoning isn't a sport
that's where you're wrong

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>>75725313
Where have I heard this before?

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>>75735928
If you think the situations are even remotely similar, I'm sorry for you lad

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Please French are not bad at everything as you say and football is not the only sport that exists

>>75724964

literrally what ?

Lille is full of niggers, is this some kind of joke

I still can't believe France got beated up in the final
In their home
By Portugal
With a goal by Edson

I hope this is a huge meme here
Everyone hated Edson until that point

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>>75729243
Soon

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The guys white he's alright

>>75724773
Based Elizondo

>>75724978
Holy KEK my sides!

>>75735928
Are you retarded?

Clinton was about 5% ahead in the polls and in the actual election was still about 2% ahead in the polls. Macron is over 20% ahead in the polls, it would require a swing of over six times that of the US election.

>>75725330
german-portuguese actually

who was the last great ethnic french to play the game?

let's try to settle this

who is better, France or England?

my vote go to France

>>75738905
even if France is Africa now, I'd prefer to live there than in the orwellian dystopy that is England right now

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>>75724795
Rule 34 on le Maid of Orléans

>>75724978
haha adorable, hes fighting back :3

>>75738950
>says the jobless spic

>>75738905
England > France > Italy

>>75724773
>amerishart

kys

>>75738905
Best parts of France > Best parts of England > Worst parts of England > Worst parts of France