>Hello sir. ManU customer service how may I help you sir?

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>Yes, when are the Griezmann going to be in stock?"

>press 4 if you are trying to force a meme in every thread

get a job spain

>>75720601
its a good meme desu. gonna use it in future

Hello I would like 1 Greaseman and 1 Dybala please

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>>75720576
Sir are you interested in the 2x1 dab offer? It would just be 1 extra pound!

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>>75720645
There are no Greaseman's in the stock yet.But you can get a Rashford for half the price

>>75720457
>Press F to die on the runway

>>75720618

Well as a United supporter I won't be "buying" into it

Spurs customer here, give me a price quote on 1 Pulisic and 1 Dembele. And it better not be over 30 million, goy

>>75720698
did yOU JUST????

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I have a complaint about the manager.

i am a loyal customer, and despite spending over 100 quid this season in the official club shop we have not made the top 4. what are you doing with my money?

>>75720799
>"Sir, sir! Please calm down! The manager is planning another mismatched formation to take down the mighty Celta da Vigo. We promise that the Manchester United Corporation and Co. will continue to provide steady draws against top temas."

SPURS ARE SO FUCKING BAD THE WEST HAM FANS ARE LEAVING

repostan for new bread
>>75723512
>choke
They had and amazing 9 consecutive wins bringing them close to Chelsea. At some point it should have ended.
This is not choking, just regression to the mean.

>5 minutes ET
typical tricks eh shlomo

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>>75720457
Liverpool customer here
Can we get a pricecheck on a Luke Shaw or a Darmian if Shaw is out of stock

I support United but I gotta admit this one is actually funny. Much better than the reddit slovak

hello i would like to order one zlatan get well soon card

also pre order a 2017/18 kit with the europa league patch thank you

Hello, why are we only gunning for top 4? That is a small club mentality, are we not a big club? I'd like to speak to the manager, or perhaps i may take my business elsewhere...

if pogba dont get worst transfer of the century im done.

Any mbappe dabs in stock?

>>75724583
Sir please don't leave.You will get an Europa League until your desires can be fixed.Trust the devils!

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Hi, could you please buy more world class players? I would really like it if the whole team could dab when we score.

>>75720576
>yfw you realize jags guy is a manure customer

Griezmann will have to adapt.

His trademarked celebration is not on the same Academic Level of the Dab