United vs. Celta de Vigo
Pre Match Thread.
Bailly starting
Mata on the bench
I really don't get what Mou is still hoping for in the league. Why doesn't he play de gay, since EL is his only reasonable chance to get into CL next season?
>>75703720
Romero is better than De Gea
>>75703706
Fellaini on the pitch
Winning is guaranteed
>>75703720
He's going for a straight draw.
Or the cheeky draw
>>75703740
Aspas getting his legs broken tonite
today >mouyes loses his final chance to play cl next season
>>75703706
>Le Elbow man
Mou can't stand players who don't play whilst injured but is fine with a retard who gives away last minute penalties and headbutts people. Why is he getting so many fucking chances to fuck everything up!?
>>75703736
Based argentina
>>75703764
>celta de puto
>>75703764
>puto de vigo
FUCK manure tbqh
>>75703706
I thought Pogba was still dead. I guess Man Utd will win by 5 instead of 3.
>>75703808
this
>>75703706
>Valencia is the captain
When did Man Utd become so shit?
>>75703720
Because Romero has played in the EL all season and done well.
>>75703827
Valencia is GOAT fuck off
>>75703808
>>75703825
Stop talking to yourself
>Trying to force the Lingard is good meme
who /celta/ here ?
>>75703776
Fellaini is actually an excellent player. Why do you think Moyes, Van Gaal, and Mourinho rate him?
I supported United as a kid but haven't for years. My flatmate does so we watch all the games Stoll, but they're without a doubt the most boring team in the league. Don't like the tactics, don't like the players, don't like the manager. I'd rather watch a thrilling Middlesbrough v Sunderland.
>A bunch of faggots is what you have in French football. There are so many homosexual players there, they always provoke you, they touch your thighs, your bum, to see if you will give some kind of signal. I feel disgusted when a homosexual shares the same shower and stares at one's bum with desire, and even gets emotional when you are naked.
>>75703840
Dumb bong.
Lads imagine, just IMAGINE if Manure fail to win against
>10th team in La Liga
>that got BTFO 0:3 at home against Bilbao in their last match
>that is on three match losing run
>whose starting GK is 1.79m "tall"
Imagine
Let the dabbing begin
>>75703864
He man marks pretty well in set pieces.
And gets good headers from time to time, also gets the passes flowing.
i bet vigo is a windy, cloudy, and comfy af city.
>>75703913
Celta been resting their players.
>>75703922
>romero
>darmian
>lindab
>half dead poogba
>trashford
And best to last
>valencia (c)
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>75703913
1m79 is not short
Why is >De Gay not playing?
>>75703950
>valencia (c)
HA!
today the liga vs eplel debate will end for those who are retarded enough to still think there's any debate
this will be the beginning of the end for >mouyes at manure
>>75703969
It's not exactly a GK height either, is it. I think Cannavaro was shorter than that and still one of the best CBs in history, but as a goalkeeper you're extremely limited then
>>75703938
Lets hope so, and Manure's lineup is pure shit as well
>Sergio Àlvarez – Mallo, Cabral, Roncaglia, Jonny - Wass, Radoja, Herández– Aspas, Guidetti, Sisto.
JOHN GUIDETTI
>>75703994
>Lets hope so
The info is out there, you don't have to hope about anything.
why should I bother lads? Swansea and City matches are still getting to me
>>75704020
Because what else are you going to do?
I keep this thread open so I can enjoy it when Man U start losing
No De Gea means Mourinho trusts his tactical scheme. Celta won't have many shots on goal.
>>75704032
Im getting a knack for triggering Trumpfags on /pol/. Might do that
>>75704010
>Aspas, Guidetti, Sisto
>the GAS are lined up
lmao manure have absolutely no chance, 0-5 for celta EASY
>>75704017
Good
>>75703827
right back atchya
>>75704010
Where's that short Chilean dude Diaz
>>75704053
>manure paki
>anti-trump
shock horror
>>75704070
he's gone to shit last few months mate. Only morons from reddit who say 'PRAISE KEK MAGA' still like him
>>75704065
>Celta Vigo not choking a semi-final
Celta is known for fucking up big clubs in cup matches
>>75704080
oh, the man's a moron, but the anti-trump brigade are even bigger prats. either way he's not my president
Where even is celta Vigo in Spain? Is this the biggest match in their small history?
guidetti is so hot ugh
REMEMBER MY NAME
>>75704118
well excuse me for shitposting on another board. Do I have to believe in the crap Im posting?
>>75704125
>Where even is celta Vigo in Spain?
Galicia.
>Is this the biggest match in their small history?
Yes. Never been to a European semi-final before.
>ex man city guidetti
>ex liverpool aspas
>sisto who scored twice v united for full time plumbers
genuinely shitting it lads
Why are Celta underdogs? United's squad is crippled
>>75703971
Too busy fucking Edurne
>>75704183
mate it's man united, everyone else in this competition are underdogs
>you will never be loved like the slovak
why live lads?
>>75704183
Zlatan getting injured was for the best. He finally started playing like an old man against Anderlel.
I always want the prememe league to lose, but my deportivismo is so strong. Damn.
>>75704183
because manures bench cost more than celta vigos team
also its fucking celta vigo. theyre 10th in a 2 team league
>>75704202
just be happy you were born at the right time to witness his greatness
>>75704202
I love you Anon <3
>>75704224
He will never fill the hole your father left in your heart
>last 6 times United faced a Spanish team in a European knockout game - 1D 5L (Madrid draw and loss, Barca loss x2, Bilbao loss x2)
Fuck Spain desu
>>75704160
do it for Liverpool la
>>75704160
Iago Aspas looks like Moe Szyslak.
Name a more hateable manager than MAUREEN
btw this game will make aspas get a nice transfer to a big club this summer
United will do well to get past these lot, and even if they do they have no chance against Ajax
it would be a humiliating defeat in the final for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdAYtL3nnHw&feature=youtu.be
can aspas pull off a miracle lads?
>>75704218
they're actually fifth best team in Spain atm. they relax on the league playing subs, because they're trying to win a trophy. either copa or europa. but they always choke on the semis, doesn't who the opponent is.
>>75704261
Pep
>>75704261
zidane
>>75704242
that was with dinosaur tactics ferguson desu
mou knows la liga well
>>75704261
simeone
funny thing is that Yernited customers actually think this is a massive game for Celta
Celta have already beaten Barca and Real this season, MUCH bigger clubs than Man U
this is a walk in the park compared to the big clubs they've faced this season
>>75704241
Funny how people claim I'm obsessed with Manure, and yet there are customers who are so obsessed with OTHER /SP/ POSTERS that they have screenshots of posts saved.
I get along very well with my father though, he just doesn't get free Juve tickets and trips anymore since he's employed elsewhere ;_;
last digits is todays result
>>75704289
watford beat united 3-1, that doesn't mean Madrid/barça should fear them
>>75704301
I just placed a bet on this
>>75704290
>responding to united 'fans' with foreign flags
m8 theyre literal customers. of course they hate you for exposing them. they probably thought they were proper fans etc instead of choosing a team that has won 15 of the last 20 league titles in the biggest league
ABSlovak is a mental illness
>>75704267
>Traditional Dutch European powerhouse who faded into continental irrelevancy recently defeating the global merchandise moloch of Manure
Muh dick
come on based celta
>>75704313
>you now remember The Flip
Is he making a grorious comeback in /trans/?
Its going to end 1-1. Its so obvious.
Antonio Valencia is a good lad.
>>75704354
he will be back next time manure spend 100m on whichever fad is popular this summer. he will once again try and convince people he is white
>>75704371
I think he's a robot.
are there ever any good games in this competition? why do they even bother doing it anymore
Who Celt/a/ here?
>>75704379
Liverpool v Dortmund last year was good
>>75704379
Liverpool - Dortmund was great last year
>>75704379
Literally the game last night was more fun that almost every champions league match this season
>>75704379
Dortmund - Lelerpool last year was a fucking classic
>qt lolis every game every team
what did spain mean by that?
>>75704379
Liverpool v Dortmund last year was ok
>>75704379
literally last night's match
>>7570438here
>>75704379
not when United play, no
should have watched Ajax last night
>>75704284
Seeing the most overrated manager of all-time get destroyed by part-time Bilbao farmers running under Bielsa tictacs was pretty fun.
This match will undoubtedly end 1-1 and then United will *maybe* eek out a draw at home. Either way it'll be a mightily dull affair.
Bar of soap of shower gel, lads? I was always a gel man, but I've recently gone back to a soap and I gotta say, I'm liking it a lot.
Why is Michael Owen still employed as a commentator and pundit?
christ, that place has 100x the atmosphere of Old Trafford
>>75704379
If by good you mean hyped then no.
>>75704372
Lmao can't wait.
>imagine summer transfer window being the highlight of your club's season
>imagine being more excited about transfer fees than players' performances
>imagine being a Manure customer
>>75704437
Something is wrong with English football.
You have been RE-VISITED by the GIGANTIC butthurt ArseAnal fan
Reply to this post as quickly as possible or ELSE
>>75704437
OT died when Fergie left
>>75704456
Lower ticket prices and safe standing would fix that instantly
>>75703913
Sergio Alvarez is not 1,79, he must be close to 1.90.
>>75703720
De Gea is leaving in summer so they need their replacement 1st goalie up to speed at the beginning of next season
>>75704459
Is that real?
>>75704354
he really did fuck off. I hated him even as a United fan he would just argue everything like a nonce
>>75704459
wenger out
>>75704434
been using badedas shower gel recently, it's a bit more expensive than other gels but it smells amazing. can't go back now tbqhwy
>>75704010
>Roncaglia
wew, i thought he retired in Argentina
>>75704459
Or else what?
>>75704459
wtf is that scoreline real
>>75704478
There's no money to be made in that.
never understood why yuropa cup has these meme kick off times. 5 past 8? literally why
>>75704183
might be for 500m United spent in the last 3 seasons
>>75704436
Living on past glories.
I saw him once in a bar. He was being an absolute cunt to any fan who went up to him. Steve McManamanamanamanaman conversely seemed like a really nice guy.
I couldn't give a shit about talking to either one of them tho.
not a sentence i've spoken often but
Go United
>>75704517
whats to moan about? it'll be under the lights at least
>>75704478
last time someone suggested safe standing 96 people died
>Best club int he world
>>75704517
its a reminder for the cup being purgatory for the champions league
United are going to win and piss off a lot of people in this thread. I cant wait
>Manure customers traveled all the way to Spain on a Thursday to see them lose in the Europa League
>>75704537
It is tho.
>>75704527
>He was being an absolute cunt to any fan who went up to him
he's only interested in you if you're a thoroughbred horse
>>75704459
I'm not Wonga, don't eat me.
Stream anywhere?
>>75703706
If Mkhitaryan scores today he breaks an old Ronaldo record
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/799460/Manchester-United-News-Henrikh-Mkhitaryan-Europa-League-Jose-Mourinho-Cristiano-Ronaldo
United = 4 good players (Valencia, Poobag, Herrera, Mkhitarian)
Celta = 4 good players (Jonny, Mallo, Sisto, Aspas)
It will be a close match!
>can't even hear the wank theme
lel
>>75704483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergio_%C3%81lvarez_Conde
>Height 1.79 m (5 ft 10 in)
Shouldn't matter that much though, not like Manure can take set-pieces
Navixsport is shit, 2bh
lads, it's manure
>>75704566
Romero is pretty good, you pleb
>>75704436
>>75704527
>>75704554
Enough slacking off Owen please. As you can see he is a great man
>when you can hide behind your mascot
>>75704551
a rather poor investment
>>75704532
it makes my autism hurt
Can't wait to laugh at Pogba.
legitimately forgot lingard was on the team
honest thoughts on /bant/?
>>75704566
>Poobag, Mkhitaryan
>good
>Mallo, Guidetti
>not good
ASSPASS
>>75704591
well that didn't take long
>>75703913
Why are you obsessed with Manure?
>Pogba
>>75704595
How can you forget?
Mourinho gave him £100k/w despite being completely useless 90% of the time
>>75704562
https://soccerstreams.net/streams/6353/celta-de-vigo-19_vs_manchester-united-56
What a world class pass from Pogba
>>75704566
Man united literally don't have a single good player, they are utter dog shite
what happens if man utd loses to a shitter of la liga?
>>75704598
shit
>BT sport already making excuses for Manure
fucking pathetic. They've had an unbelievably easy run to the final, even by the Europa League's low standards, and even by Manure's low standards they've made it difficult for themselves
>>75704616
lol
am redy
Fellelni
Reminder that Michael Owen is literally autistic
>>75704617
it will be because they werent trying according to PL costumers
>>75704614
thanks bong
>Elbow man touches a player
>He slips over
>Freekick
Oh, he's one of those refs I see.
>literally just wanting to play thugball with Fellaini
oh dear, it's going to be one of those games
>>75704617
50 lyric, JUST, how do we fix this shit, laugh at manure threads
>>75704604
youre going to get abit annoyed at me saying this but the City match clearly shown Pogba is good for them. They were even more utter shit without him
>>75704613
>mourinho decides how much the players earn
i like a cheeky bit of >mouyes posting myself, but you're straight retarded son
>>75704628
Selta coach looks like a Bogdanoff
>>75704604
>Mkhitaryan
>not good
I don't like manure, but you're an idiot.
>>75704636
I mean what would happen IRL, do clueless normies still believe man utd is not shit?
>>75704637
And they're utter shit with him, no difference. You think he would actually do anything against City? He disappears against the likes of Burnley or West Brom
>>75704628
who the fuck hates films?
>>75704650
/tv/
Utd look like they will play well
>>75704650
Someone with autism
>>75704646
Mate it's the Slovak ABU. You should expect him to unleash his ABU autism
why isn't slovak ABU posting in the thread
>>75704623
I just got some.
>>75704647
multiple articles in the media of "what went wrong" I guess
>>75704646
>28 year old who didn't even manage to become a guaranteed starter at a struggling Manure outside of top 4
Doesn't seem very elite, disregarding his great season at Borussia
>>75704662
there he is>>75704666
>>75704650
MGS haters.
Alexis Lalas commenting in my stream
Holy shit their keeper is a legit midget
I need to reproduce
who /completely pessimistic about uniteds chances/ here
spainwinslol
>>75704623
All I have is some nurofen plus
I haven't eaten so the codeine should have some effect, right?
>>75704649
>You think he would actually do anything against City?
I know but I'll take slightly less shit at the minute. fucking car crash of a season this
>>75704686
*raises paw*
>>75704650
Michael Owen
Not one of Celtas players would get into the United team
Can't wait to see how epl fanbois try to damage control when Spain's 11th team beats United
>Baduetti
>have to listen to Alexis Lalas for 90 minutes
Christ
only here for the based slovak desu
>>75704686
Here. They are there for the taking already but it looks like we'll be utter shit
>>75704698
Sisto is pretty good
Celta Vigo look fucking shite
Imagine if Mourinho actually set his team up to win a match for once
how mad would that be
>>75704699
i dont know about you pedro, but i'm a supporter of the EPL just like my dad before me
>>75704650
Me, for one
>for two+/tv/
>>75704699
Literally relegation battlers Leicester beat Lel Liga's 4th best team...
>>75704698
and yet they're still better
>>75704666
Still elite so shut the fuck up
>>75704699
m8 its our C team
and we are 6th
>>75704712
really liked him in thong song
>>75704628
kek what the fuck
>>75704698
no because United have to justify their crazy expensive signings by playing them instead of who's best
>>75704654
Kinda mimics other things desu.
spend too much time on films = eventually hate everything mainstream and be 'that guy' who only likes stupid indie shit that literally sucks. Preferably below 4.0 on pages like imdb and rotten tomatoes and like 50 ratings.
Same with videogames. Go to /v/ and see they literally hate all maintream games, go to /vg/, 90% of the threads are TERRIBLE japanese games.
no matter how much you like something dont overdo it, i guess
>>75704718
¿why?
>>75704699
Spain's third best team had to cheat to beat the PL's 13th team
Who cringe /everytime I see a united player limp/ here?
Don't scare me like that Rashford.
>>75704721
They're getting outplayed. Celta GK already has a workout.
>rashford
why are black people so fucking ugly lol
>>75704704
>if Manure win, it's just Celta
>if Manure lose or draw, they've failed against fucking Celta
Low risk thread
>thrashford already limping
embarrasing tbphwy
Who /waitingforyourboyRashfordtoscore/ here?
>>75704720
Relegation battlers Lester literally won the league last year.
A league that can be won by fucking Lester, la.
i read somewhere that micky taryan only has 1 assist this season
He will be the man of the match.
>>75704733
it's not everyone, it's just the majority of them
and I don't watch /tv/, only sport
>Why do you not watch soap opers?
>because it's shit
>>75704736
fuck off mohammed, no one cares about your feigned interest in manure
>>75704736
I cringe whenever a united player lands awkwardly or goes in for a tackle
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pretty even at the moment
I wanna see Celta win but I don't see how they are going to score
almost wass tho
Wheres Ibra?
>>75704753
Glad they circled him
>>75704759
you seem upset, anon, might I offer you 40 virgins in paradise?
>>75704758
desu for most man u fans man u are just a tv soap opera. doubt they could point england on a map
>>75704739
good question, britbong
t. white
>>75704732
so you only watch Transformers and play cowadoody?
>>75704753
>The 80s... the civil war... you were one of the best amongst the child soldiers that fought in that conflict
>>75704773
ded
>>75704750
and Sevilla (4th in leliga) got eliminated by them, what's your point?
>10 minutes in and already drunk af
How 2 quit?
>>75704752
Yes
MANURE SHOOK ALREADY
>trying to win the EL
>starts Romero
what did Mourinho meme by this?
>manure """"""""""defending""""""""""
>tfw missing the game for work
oh well at least I'll die someday
>>75704773
He died
>>75704769
what part from delta you from?
>>75704736
I cringe everytime a United player has to think about what to do on the ball
lmao the state of that header
>>75704774
Yeah, could be harder than finding Waldo.
>>75704786
find a gf
>>75704769
Vigotá
>>75704797
your life must have been one eternal cringe for the last 3 years
>>75704777
>>75704777
trips or truth
Man Ufags can not find there own country on a map
>how'dya like that =D
>>75704786
It's a Manure match buddy, you're better off getting blackout drunk while watching Youtube interviews of your favorite actress or something
>Bein Sports
Lingard does fucking nothing.
>>75704773
in jail
>>75704459
wonga isnt going anywhere, is he?
>>75704782
Welp, that's an accurate conclusion there Fritzl. Hope you're taking good care of your prisoner.
>>75704290
amazing how every other team is able to cross a ball like that yet united have to attempt 50 """"crosses"""" to get anywhere close to that quality
>>75704809
The only moment of non cringe was winning the FA Cup
De Gea would have saved it anyway
>>75704818
shh, Mourinho still hasn't found out
why are there so many memelombians up in here?
Why did Liverpool sell the 2nd best player they have had in the last 10 years?
lmao wat
Is this the best England can offer? LoL
>>75704817
what is always wrong with that cat
>aspas
>danger man
>you know remember the WORST CORNER ever taken
Mou deserves to suffer a great deal of pain. Go Celta.
does pogba get paid more weekly than the entire other team combined
>>75704841
Black cat fucked his pussy
Jesus fuck both of these teams are terrible.
>>75704828
Hold up, how about the coveted League Cup? Or prestigious McDonald's Community Shield?
>>75704770
Midfield steal into an Aspas goal. Works everytime.
Darmian is not United Quality
lol poobag trying to dribble pass 3 players
>>75704837
wasnt he backup to suarez/sturridge? probably didnt wanna be a backup and hes not gonna displace those
kek what was pogba trying to do? ayyyy
>>75704833
Getting ready to support United when they sign Hames in summer.
>>75704837
shanked a corner during the Hillsborough memorial service mate
>>75704828
fair bit of cringe in that tbf
>conceding dead late before equalising minutes after
>pardews dance
>smalling getting sent off
>all this against fucking palace
>van gaal getting sacked the day after
>Pogba
Why does Lingard look so angry all the time?
Aspas' teeth are freakishly tiny
like the teeth of a herbivorous animel
>>75704837
why doesn't liverpool apologize for heysel
>>75704852
Celta is 11th in La Liga
United is 5th on the EPL
really makes you think
>£100m for the bambi-legged Carl Cort
>>75704852
Just wait for the Strongest match lad
>Oh right, Lingard is playing
Literally me, every single time he starts
Remember when Liverpool DESTROYED Manchester United's Europa League dream last season? top keky
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>yfw no Zlatan
>>75704862
"if you can't dribble them, rush into them"
Pogba
>>75704859
Jesus Christ, is this true?
>not even Koreans bother to travel to Old Toilet to watch >mouyes draw to relegation fodder anymore
Wot is the Manure defense doing.
>>75704886
>mfw id forgotten
feels bad man. literally blanked it out
>>75704854
League cup wasn't a good win, although we did go past Liverpool as the most successful club in England so put that in ur pipe and smoke it
>Mancs getting ripped apart
>>75704816
>watching some fake ass bitch pretend she didnt casting couch her way to where she is now
You must lead a fun life
>>75704893
defending
>>75704781
really makes you think
>Poochester Poonited
>eplel
>>75704881
I'm currently at work with nothing better to do, mang.
>>75704871
You look in the mirror on occasion I assume. You must know his pain slovakbro.
>>75704869
would you prefer louyes back over mouyes?
>>75704893
they have 0 good defenders with bailly jay injured
Clear free kick.
>Flopba
Hmm
busparking.exe
*clicks*
Why's Fellaini just walking around
REFBALL
>>75704916
that's not slovakia that's slovenia
>>75704925
clear flop you mean
>Celta looks like Man Blue
>>75704904
Just a random suggestion lad, and don't forget that watching Manure park the bus against Celta is the second option
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE refball
>>75704883
>>75704748
Why do the manure threads always attract the teenage pakis fresh from /r/soccer? What is it about manure that attracts these inbreds?
Pogba? More like Shitba amirite
>>75704817
BEIN?
>>75704906
KEK
>>75704916
>slovakbro
neck yourself my man
POGBOOM
>>75704913
What kind of work do you have that lets you watch the footie ?
Legit jealous here
this vass is some player lads
>>75704935
he's only there to commit assault on players he's nearby, not to play football
>>75704906
>eastern european subhumans
>>75704939
arr slavs rook same
That Pogba is weak.
>poobag
>100m
>3 assists
Today is his coming out party he shines on the big stage
>>75704906
Show the US next
define manchester united
>>75704945
Your language is culturally insensitive, anon. Please re-evaluate your tone and your choice of words.
>>75704906
>absolute state of celtic people
united ""fans"" must be like damn bailey you world class lmao
>boyeeeee
>>75704976
>>75704955
Corporate lawyer la.
You can always bullshit through your deadlines.
>>75704976
An attempt to unite manchester.
>>75704945
>paki pot calling the kettle black
>>75704946
pogba is shit ever since man city gave him away for juventus for free in 2012
DAT SAVE
>>75704906
>source: JayMan's blog
well if the JayMan himself says it, it must be true I guess
>>75704976
"Talented"
>>75704919
not sure I can take any more games with 1 attempt all game any more desu, but at least lvg was entertaining off the pitch
Aspas looks like the kid at school who would finger his bum when no one was looking
>>75704976
poor man's united of manchester
>>75704906
Why is there no deep red spot over Barnsley?
Is Rashford actually good? I thought he was just another Welbeck?
NOT SO FAST MANURE
United could sign greaseman and mbop next year and lingard would still be in their front 3
>>75704976
official indonesian yogurt partner
I can see why brits say Spanish football is boring. Man Utd is really playing total football rn, I don't know how Celta is holding up tBh.
Rashford doing Pogpai job
Nice save, Mr. Manlet.
Do you get banned for sexual content on here? Even if it's not nude?
>>75704976
an indonesian maize snack marketing firm fronting as an underachieving football team
good effort by trashford.
still missing zlatan
>>75705004
Haram in my sp. I want "halal" board.
>people actually doubt Rashford
>the last win was against Valencia 10 years ago
It was 7 years ago.
>>75705017
>>75705004
fake unfortunately, there are no actual nudes that were leaked
Why does Daley Blind take corners? Why don't Valencia or Mkhi take them?
>>75705007
that would be me.
ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS ASPAS backwards is aspas
F O O T B A L L
>>75705024
You'll pic up a ban if you post a chick in yoga pants, bro.
>>75704906
>Iceland
I thought they have an app now so they don't accidentally shag their sister
>>75705004
no
only nips/puss are bannable
>>75705004
>Malaysian posts
>>75705024
considering, that 4chan is more strict than facebook, then yes
>>75705004
Look at that fucking apartment, women are pigs
>>75705041
I have seen Emma Watson nude in real life so I don't care
When was the last time we fucking scored from a corner
>STUNNING
>QUALITY
>TOP CORNER
>AMAZING
jesus no wonder united players are so overhyped
>>75705034
In what was Valencia's worst-ever season... until G-Nev took over last year.
>>75705044
It's a case of the blind leading the blind.
>>75705041
t. emma watson
Mickey should've fell desu
>Frogs will unironically defend this
>Celta's options: shot from 60 yards.
>deluded ABMs and ABPs think they have a chance
>>75705066
can't stand english commentary when we've got a team playing in europe
>>75705073
he loves the older chicks
>see niggest of all niggers on pitch
>google his name
>he's danish
>((((danish))))
>>75705012
Rashford has a better rightfoot then most pacey negros desu
>>75705073
That's not good diplomacy
>>75705072
against this ref?
>>75705070
only when he plays for holland
>>75705066
the fucking state of owen hargreaves' vocabulary
>>75705075
>ABP
???
what was the basic gestalt on pogba joining this "team"
>>75705092
Pogba
>>75705091
What's even worse is the main commentator who has no clue about football and just reads from his fucking script 90% of the time
>>75705073
Does she fuck his wife with a strap on while he watches from the cupboard?
>>75705073
Where is the nsfw version where he bends over the table and she calls up her bull to culturally enrich him
>>75705012
hes the black origi
>Asspiss
>>75705096
100 billion dollarydoos were involved
>>75705092
anything but pakis
>>75705096
$$$
>>75705061
women are messier than men. Walk into a womans bathroom. 10 creams open. Bras on the floor. tampons right on the top of the trash. Wet towel on floor. Hair dryer wire running along the sink.
>>75705096
he was too good for juve
>>75705092
poo
>>75705091
>English guy born and raised in Canada who developed in Germany
result is owen hargreaves
Rememebr when United fans kicked the black guy off the bus in italy
lingard and rashford are really fucking ugly though
>>75705096
we want the snapchat crowd
>>75705096
humiliation on united's part
>paying £100m for a player you already owned
jewventus gonna jew
I'm as ABU as they come, but I almost want Pogba to score just for the meme feedback.
Is Vigo a comfy city, spaniards? It looks it desu...how white is it (by spain's standards of white)?
>>75705104
does watching your wife get banged by a girl still count as being cucked?
>>75705096
(((Raiola)))
and
>woodward
>>75705041
>He doesn't know
>>75705135
women aren't people so no
>>75705135
If she's the German Chancellor, then yes.
Aspas just pulled an Higuain lol
>>75705096
Juve wanted to get rid of dead weight
Too bad Sevilla played CL, they´d win again this trophy.
>>75705138
thank fuck united are cucked by raiola and mendes or they would win everything
Rashford is the only player who can call himself good on that pitch
>>75705134
pretty much entirely white, immigrants dont come to Galicia.
And yeah its comfy as fuck, very cheap too.
What a boring team
Never change mouyes
>actually supporting united
>british flag on the post
Broken Britain
>>75705083
his parents are argentines but he's danish, what's the problem?
>>75705149
>>75705101
it's fucking embarrassing
they've spent billions on the rights to show the games only to have actual mongs talk all over them
>>75705114
I know, my aunt was single till her late thirties and her apartment was a mess. Still, that meant plenty of dirty panties for me to sniff while she was off at work.
Can't wait to see Ronaldo play against united again in the super cup next year
>>75705153
Not as long as >mouyes and >le clueless transfer man are in charge, any retard with fake football agency can scam them hard
>>75705073
hahaha holy shit, now that's MY GUY
If Pogba is so good how come he isn't better
How do I get the fart stink out of my chair lads? Fabreeze isn't doing the job.
so bloody boring, United are possibly the worst team to watch for entertainment
>>75705134
>he cares about pepoles whiteness
i can tell u dont leave your bedroom not even to buy groceries a block away
>>75705148
They should have sold Lichtsteiner as well. He's shit.
>>75705138
Juve paid the Raiola fee mate
>>75705101
listening to the incompetent english commentators is rage inducing it would be great if the channels offered a no commentary track to just hear the noise in the stadium
*shrugs off white boi*
>>75705096
Raiola needed money
Aspas is EVERYWHERE. How many of them on the field??
>>75705163
that clears up all the questions i have on my mind
EL threads are better than CL threads. There is no such a lot shitposting and anime. Just emma and >argentina is white
>>75705172
t. Serbian bosniak
whats with the people sitting in lawn chairs on the side of the field in front of the advertising stuff
>>75705158
GALACIA IS PORTUGUESE CLAY
>>75705138
Being a football agent seems like a top tier job, is it hard to get into? Football agents always look like mongoloids
You now remember Maggio
>>75705083
>he didn't know about Sisto
asian customers should be banned from this board
Tell me again, what does Pogba besides running in a straigh line?
>>75705177
piss on it
r8 my europa burger lads. barbequed it before the match
>lingard
>LELgard
>>75705158
looks like portugal. gib clay back
Just tuned in how's it going?
united cuckolds
>>75705215
looks like crap
>Shitgard
>>75705215
What sauces you using son
i think we can all agree at this point that mkhitryan is, in fact, not very good
>having De Gea on the team
>using Romero
Mfw
>>75705215
7/10
>>75705204
You probably need connections to the mafia
>>75705204
Just get into it before it gets legislated into oblivion
>>75705203
Portugal is Galician clay.
can't stand this Lingard cunt
just looks like an utter cretin
>>75705215
Needs bacon
>LINGARD
HOW MANY TAP INS HAS HE MISSED??
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>>75705206
i thought everyone here knew about Manchester being located right smack in the middle of Southeast Asia?
our club
>>75705213
>Makelele's defensive tenacity
>Vieira's box-to-box instinct
>Zidane's ball control and incisive passing
You're a RACIST if you deny of the above
COULD'VE ALMOST DABBED
>>75705204
the job is literally just conning retarded teenager meme players that you should be their agent
sterlings agent is literally some dumb nigger who is good at manipulating younger dumber niggers
how much should I spend on a takeaway
GUYS GIVE CELTA ALL YOUR ENERGY
\o/
>>75705231
Romero is the 4th best keeper in epl still
>le cheeky push
>>75705215
Looks nice.
Tip: If you don't want that soggy bottom, after your first bite, put it back down on the plate top-bun down. They're usually thicker so less likely to go soggy.
>Lingard missing an easy chance
I'm so surprised.
there he goes again, just reading boring statistics from his script
fuck off you utter cunt
>>75705215
>>75705231
confidence. mourinho is not expecting anything but long shots from outside the box
>>75705230
Just going through the motions
>average first season
>atrocious second
>great third
He's fucked up though, since he doesn't realise he's not going to get a chance after the atrocious second.
>>75705247
at least twenty quid mate
>>75705248
\o/
>CLiT 0-0 MU
>>75705247
>spending money on hoes
cringe youre prolly ugly la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAlXONjK5M
>tfw former Manchester City legend John Guidetti scores
>mkhitaryan
>>75705250
Wut...
>
>>75705244
No dabbing in your list?
You are a liar.
>>75705256
*long period of silences*
>>75705238
of course he does, he has that deformed ape-like head of his, just like rashcoon and wogba
>>75705202
they retrieve the ball when it goes out of play
>be a professional footballer
>has 3 whole seconds to think about next move
>underhits pass
>>75705251
why do you have the defcon warning system as your flag
>>75705236
Pretty sure it's the other way.
If the communities of Spain became independent, Catalunya would go independent and join up with french catalunya, Basque Country would go independent and join up with french basque country, Mallorca would declare itself german clay, Andalusia would secede and swim to Africa, meanwhile GalÃcia would join up with Moortugal 100%, no question.
>>75705253
Or just toast the buns like a normal person
Bein commentator just pronounced Fellaini, Phil-lion-ee
the fuck is wrong with the armenian?
CV should be on their 4th yellow card by now.
>Spanish players diving
Does this ever happen ?
>>75705215
Hope solo/10
>>75705248
No fuck you
>>75705258
This makes sense
Who´s best Fellaini or Pogba?
not even a foul
oh look, spanish players started diving. and so it begins
>>75705238
all man u players have that cretin face. must be a requirement to play there
>>75705291
first I'm hearing of it
POGBAAAAAAAA
United sure love missing chances
>>75705302
New
>>75705302
New
>me kee
ALMOST AN ASSIST
FUCK
lmao united incapable of scoring
>>75705299
Yes
>>75705206
didn't sisto rape them with middyidtland?
That keeper is great yo.
>>75705298
No U
Holy fuck ManU truly is shit.
>its an opposition GK has a worldy match
sick of this one, lads
>>75705286
>>75705253
fried the bun in the pan with the onions to make it resist the sog but then wrapped the whole burger up in foil to steam it and make it nice and soft. usually works well but they're not the best buns for it tbqh
Juve without Pogba is a better team.
Really makes you think.
God damn it Mkhitaryan
First time watchin United the year, I understand why Pogba has so few assists
>>75705287
Am I a lion?
>>75705322
>3/4
I am dubs master tonight
>>75705332
hello, time-traveller from 2013
Micky T not on it today.
>Memetaryan
>>75705337
he did what any keeper would do. it was just shitty from mkhitiaraARYAN
>Mkhitaryan
>taking the mickey
Like pottery.
>People actually think either of these teams will win from Ajax
>black player lying
well i never
Windows 10 is fucking dogshit. Im tempted to find a Windows 7 disc on ebay
>>75705362
Well Ajax already beat Celta in the group stages. And while Celta are suffering from massive fixture congestion due to also making the SFs of Copa del Rey, Ajax even signed new players, promoted others and rotated their squad.
>>75705362
Try winning your own league first
needs more mata imo
>>75705326
yep
I assume sp will tell me pogba did nothing in the last mkhitarian chance?
THE FOKIN SLIP
>>75705340
>With Pogba
pic
>Without Pogba
no pic
>slippy P.
>"""""""British"""""""" finishing
>>75705377
Why focus on that boring league when you can win the EL?
Bosz is doing Gods work by prioritising the EL.
>>75704571
>>75704571
>>75704571
OP of this thread isn't posting this, so I guess I will. Migrate or die in the Mediterranean
>linshit
>>75705370
pffffffffffffffffff
Someone who isnt me make a new thread
>it's a 'the opposition keeper is Man of the Match' episode
>It's a "you will never score episode"
Classic.
>>75705215
Looks like shit but probably tastes ok/10
>Shitgard
JUST FUCKING HIT IT INTO THE CORNER NOT AT THE FUCKING KEEPER!
>>75705340
>Literally got an upgrade + 70 mil while offloading >pogba
kekeke
>>75705362
Is David Neres really a good player?
They stoped the broadcast of Eredivisie so i really dont know if he is actually a good player
lingard should join stoke or villa, he isn't good enough
>>75705454
he is man u's level right now
>>75705389
>With Pogba
Pic related
>Without Pogba
You already know
>>75705434
Usually subs the last ten minutes, difficult to tell. Scored some important tap-ins
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