DODGERS V. """""GIANTS""""""""

Dodgers are poopy. Giants are poopy. The NL West is the poopiest one of all.

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Kershit

>>75672736
iconic image not even mad. highlight of busted pussys career since he disapears in postseason every season.

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Why is Giants in quotes? Are you implying they aren't named the Giants?

Also I'm watching a Dodger feed and this Kelli slut is better than the beaner one

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>>75672660
>when pissboi starts a thread

>>75672775
Fuck you. When have the Giants ever done anything of note?

>>75672771
this is the most reddit post i have ever seen.

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San Francisco Giants @ Los Angeles Dodgers

Dodger Stadium
10:10 PM ET | 7:10 PM PT

TV: NBCS BA | SportsNet LA


Matt Moore (LHP #45) (1-3 | 4.80 ERA | 25 K)
vs.
Alex Wood (LHP #57) (1-0 | 2.29 ERA | 19 K)


SF
1. CF Gorkys Hernandez (R)
2. LF Brandon Belt (L)
3. RF Hunter Pence (R)
4. 1B Buster Posey (R)
5. 3B Christian Arroyo (R)
6. SS Eduardo Nuñez (R)
7. 2B Joe Panik (L)
8. C Nick Hundley (R)
9. P Matt Moore (L)

Conor Gillaspie (L)
Michael Morse (R)
Drew Stubbs (R)
Kelby Tomlinson (R)


LAD
1. CF Enrique Hernandez (R)
2. SS Corey Seager (L)
3. 3B Justin Turner (R)
4. LF Franklin Gutierrez (R)
5. 2B Chris Taylor (R)
6. RF Yasiel Puig (R)
7. C Austin Barnes (R)
8. 1B Cody Bellinger (L)
9. P Alex Wood (R)

Adrian Gonzalez (L)
Yasmani Grandal (S)
Chase Utley (L)
Andrew Toles (L)


* LAD:
-- Franklin Gutierrez (OF #28) was activated from the 10-day DL.
-- Scott Van Slyke (OF #33) was optioned to Triple-A Oklahoma City Dodgers.


** SF:
-- Josh Osich (LHP #61) was recalled from the Sacramento RiverCats.
-- Chris Stratton (RHP #34) was optioned to the Sacramento RiverCats.

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>>75672769

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>>75672769
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1TVP5OsqZk

busted pussy unironically has never done anything of note in the postseason
>>75672823
isnt that the series were bumshit gave up 7 runs in 3 IP?

>>75672814
Nice photoshop. We all know the Giants have never won anything.

Buster Posey is fucking old lmao

>>75672835
It isn't actually

But if he had his postseason ERA would still be lower than Kershit's. By a fair amount too

Brandon Crawford is 30 years old lol

>>75672892
>>75672892
dont forget injured lol

>>75672885

Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:

Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
Clayton Kershaw: 4.55

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Why can't this ziphead stay healthy?

>doyers honoring welfare queens
Lmao

>>75672938
Health status for NL pitchers:
>bumshit
out for 4 months
>kershaw
healthy and on his way to another CYA

Playoff contention for NL teams
>dodgers
in the NLCS
>giants
worst record in baseball dating back to june of 2016

>your responce:
"BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE DID YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRSSSS AGO"

swallow this L like you swallowed your daddys nut you ridiculous fucking faggot

>>75673026
28 years lmao

Stay angry bitch

>>75672948

Comes to US
Adjusts to American diet

It's all over

>>75673026
Kershaw is unironically on par with Bronson Arroyo in terms of postseason performance

Kershaw has the same number of RBI in April as Busted Pussy.

really really really made my cerebellum tickle

>>75673179
If only RBIs were representative of success at the plate

busted pussy isnt even a catcher anymore lol

Wonder why Dodgers are historically bad against Moore.

lmao, 6 pitches

Doyers bout to get 1 hit again

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>>75673231
delusion, just take the L and shut the fuck up, your team is fucking old, poor, shit farm. its all done for you. it was a good run you had.
>>75673271
wonder why Moore had the worst star of his career against the dodgers

Do the Dodgers plan on keeping Bellinger up?

>Turner at 2nd.
>Posey at 1st.
Wtf is going on here

>>75673301
disgusting nails
yuck

How'd it feel to lose to the Cubs in the playoffs, you choking faggots

At least we eliminated an NL East team

Yo why dis guy so mad all the time ^^^^

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>Matt Moore shoveled coal into the strike zone, got blasted for six runs and did not retire a batter in the second inning. Matt Cain and Jake Peavy, making a combined $33 million, formed the most expensive janitorial staff in franchise history while soaking up duty-bound innings. It was such a beat-down that Hunter Pence and Buster Posey didn’t play to the end.

>And to wash down the bitterness with a nice swig of Ipecac, it was Puig the Impaler who tormented the Giants (80-72) in a result that all but assures that the Dodgers will win their fourth consecutive NL West title.

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why are Miller and Flemming so fucking comfy?

>doyodes fielding

matt moore already has more RBI than busted pussy.

some shit you cannot make up

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Why are the Bums a historically worse franchise if they have so much money and such

>>75673605
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3

Lel

>>75673605
is this a falseflag to make us SF fans look bad ?

>>75673622
>he thinks the Dodgers started out in L.A.

No surprise a Dodger fan knows nothing about baseball history

I bet most SF Giants fans are Warrior fans too

>>75673622
Oakland 4
Giants 3
Lmao the A's are the better team.

B E L T E D

>>75673605
this has to be a joke

>>75673637
The Giants have won more championships and have a higher winning percentage than the Dodgers historically

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/

brandon belts old ass is more worn than utleys

>>75673681
See >>75673716 and shut your cum dumpster bitch

>>75673716
dont nobody give a fuck. your team is ass nigga lol

>>75673716
The A's have more titles in general and since relocating the California than you. How does it feel that they are a better team than the VaGiants.

thanks alex

Guys, what's the score?

>>75673716
and the A"s have more chips, MVPS, CYA, etc.
whats your point exactly?

>>75673637
its nothing but falseflags desu
most game threads are quite tame

there is nothing more sad that seeing a fan of a team obsess about the past to distract themselves from the current failure that is the SFG organization .

>>75673799
That the Giants are a historically better franchise than the Dodgers. Which they statistically are. This is the part where you stay mad

50 pitches in 2 innings?

>turn game on in the 2nd
>dodgers already down 3+
every fucking time

>>75673771
>Live in SF.
>Violent crackheads everywhere. Everyone acts like its normal.
>Gross trannies and dudes with socks on their dicks walking around everywhere. Everything is overpriced.
>Be A's fan wearing A's gear around town.
>SFfags (yeah I know it's redundant) harassing me about A's hat everywhere.
>Tell SFers that I'll stop wearing my Oakland hat just as soon as they stop pretending Oakland's basketball team is their basketball team.
>SFers keep droning on about the Giants.
>I always ask them how the Giants did against the A's the last time they played in the world series.
>"Oh, there was an earthquake."
>They pretend like Oakland didn't sweep SF in the world series.
>Old faggot SFers always say "What was that, like 100 years ago? Lol"
>"Yeah, you should remember it then," I tell them.

All the years of drinking jizz makes them forgetful or something.

>>75673823
nah SFG fans are actually THAT fucking stupid. You ever seen the stupidity on twitter? they insert themselves into any conversation about individual stats and talk about their rings.

>conversation about JV vs. Porcello CYA
>aids infested SFG fan: "BUT HOW MANY RINGS????"

your fanbase is fucking cancer, accept it

>>75673934
>wanting to live in SF
fuck that amigo.
like the team but not the city

>>75673960
this

There literally are no Dodgers or Giants fans in this thread. It's just falseflaggers going after falseflaggers.

>>75673960
>DG calling other fanbases cancer
this fucking guy lol

>>75673960
What part of the Giants franchise having more rings than the Dodgers and the Giants having a higher all time winning percentage is false lmao??? Seriously, answer me you little bitch

Barnes looks like napoleon dynamite that did a single pushup

>>75674013
dg moved back to curacao its all falseflags emulating his post style, like this guy:>>75674034

>Moore imploding already
fucking hell
bellinger is gonna hit a salami isn't he?

Fucking Moore

>Shatt Moore

that was the most pathetic dinkiest hit ive ever seen

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>>75674205
>Giving a hit to Alex Wood

leave it to the jewish bean to kill the rally

oh boy, one of these umps that blows calls horribly just because he wants the inning over

reeee Matt Moore you fucking barbie doll!

Gints """""fans"""""" all have room temperature IQs and spend their days huffing paint in the Tenderloin.

>>75673985
Yeah idk wtf I'm doing here. I grew up in the east bay and then moved to LA as a teenager, so I'm an A's and Dodgers fan surrounded by "muh rings" homos, yuppies, and innumerable junkies.

>>75674494
There's a dude at my gym in SF who does the exercise bike all the time who looks a lot like Matt Moore. He never wears a hat though and the Moore on tv does, so it's hard to tell if it's the same guy.

are these pitchers trying to loose?

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>>75674658
I'm an A's and Dodgers fan

notice how anytime the giants score its a parade but when the dodgers tie the game, blow up the fucking inning, and take the lead there is silence?

notice how there was whispers in the 3 homer comeback game?

is there any more proof needed that DG has left >us?

>>75674718
This will be a game where no one really wins. Someone will just lose less.

>>75674757
he literally posted in this thread!

>>75674791
where? everyone emulates his arrogant posting style, there is no way to know.

>>75674751
It's a combination that works. They basically never play each other, and they both dislike the Giants. I mean there was that thing that happened in '88, but nobody really talks about that anymore.

Fucking Puig. All that motherfucker does is fly out and hit ground balls to the third baseman and make stupid faces.

>>75674859
but when he hits homers, drives in runs, throws runners out, and gets left stranded on second you dont notice right? fucking idiot

>>75674898
Yeah and a broken clock is right every once in a while too. His batting average has been going consistently down for several years. I guess you don't remember how they sent him down last year.

>>75674859
he started off hot, but he's been down

Still he still has great defensive value and leads the Dodgers with homeruns

>>75674950
>I guess you don't remember how they sent him down last year.
and i guess you dont remember how he hit 330 for the remainder of the season after getting called back right? fucking idiot, the guy plays without remorse for his body, and an excellent defender for every inning that hes out there. all hitters struggle

turner's play deserves the carl's cam replay

>>75673716
>historically
Good to know now bring up LA and SF faggot you lifelong bitch

get this barbie doll outah here

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>All these dodger baserunners

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>Legend of Zelda music on the organ
much respek to the Doyers for that one.

>>75675195
it's one of like 5 things he knows

how long till Manfred gives death sentences to fans who keep throwing beach balls on the field causing delays?

>>75675206
Better a beachball one in every 5 games than just endless hordes of trash every game like every least coast team
Plus if the away team is getting bootyblasted you get to see the outfielder just sit there and sulk and refuse to get it so a security guy has to go out

Let the elite bullpening commence

say it with me:

>"BOTTOM OF THE NATIONAL LEAGUE WEST FOR THE NEXT DECADE

golf should be like this could make it a better sport

>Nunez
can't hit, can't field
there has to be a better option

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This SF """"pitching""""

>>75675279
shit farm, no money, nobody wants to play in SF with a bunch of injury prone fucks in their 30's. sounds like shitposting but its the absolute truth.

>bases loaded, 2 outs
>pwig
you'd think it impossible, but somehow he'll get into a double play

im at the game.

puig just homered

>>75675007
K. I take back what I said.

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>>75675318

>>75675318
shut the fuck already. youre the reason i dont drink at games. faggots like you make me seeth with rage. nothing turns my stomach more than hearing a fan of the dodgers, shit on the dodgers, whiie at a fucking dodger game.

10 runs but kenley will still make an appearance to stay warm to strikeout the side tomorrow

>>75675357
bro, why the fuck does everything make you so angry? Consider counseling

>10 runs on 7 hits
LMAOOO

>>75675540
you just replied to me in the same tone in which i replied.
you want me to refer you to a good psychiatrist? my gfs mom actually works at a hospital.

How the FUCK did Matty Moore give up 9 runs!?

What is going on!? What the FUCK is going on!?

>>75675616
hes trash and wears orange, what is your next question?

>>75675592
That's nothing...I once say a team score 14 runs on 3 hits.

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watching the dogs game and get this snap

wot do bros?

>>75675658
you actually pay for those snapgirl subcriptions? r u 4 real

if this game was 5-10 in favor of FRISCO this thread would be at 300 posts.

FRISCO exposed as flasflagging faggots

>>75675675
I don't think you have to pay, there's just random whores who post on snapchat that anyone can follow.

What are you listening to dodgerbros?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88YSAUQ31JQ

>>75675859
Of course you are.

>>75675772
then who is she?

>>75675772
theyre all teasers like the one posted, the nudes come in after the payment is sent. girls will either have a XXX snap that you can "purchase" or a public account in where private "shows" are had after payment is sent. i had a gf who did this. its like an easy $200 a month on just snapping ur pussy and snapping cum on your face

>>75675914
how you know breh

>>75676009
i made my gf do it and advertised her on /soc/

Welp, the window has officially closed. Time to trade Posey and rebuild

>>75676037
Posey and almost everyone else has no trade clauses

>>75676037
nobody wants posey and his 3 RBI in the month of April and his 5 homers over the past 6 months
bumshit is where the value is at.

i wonder the sort of frustration rhigetti feels coaching all these bums, the guy is legit second to only honeycutt

It's gettin ugly folks

>>75676177
If you want to make it ugly, hang 30 on them.

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is it too soon to rest this thread in piss???

Im schleep bros

>>75676390
>awful noise
>shit iso
>eyes not properly exposed

who's the """"photographer"""" who took this shit?

If the VaGiants score a touchdown and go for two, it'll be tied!

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Why is Cody Bellinger so aesthetic?

Why is Autism Arroyo so downsy?

>>75676616
Arroyo just needs to grow a beard.

Bellinger has that god-tier jawline going for him.

>>75676487
how do you know her isolated power?

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>>75676636
>god-tier jawline
shits mediocre at best

Strickland gots a good one

>>75676698
n-no homo

>>75676698
If only his fastball was just as good.
Put that bitch on a string and hit it 460 over the bay Lmfao
Arroyo got a Leafy tier chin my nigga. Just stop

>>75676616
I think Cody looked autistic as a kid. Just look at his little league WS interview. Bout time we replaced Greinke.

>>75676734
Greinke praised the dodgers for drafting Cody and Corey. Greinke was in the room when Cody was drafted.

>>75676729
i never said anything about arroyo you pathetic uncultured swine

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>Giants 5 runs 11 hits no errors
>Dodgers 13 runs 11 hits 1 error

>>75676816
>not having more errors than runs
Do you even 5th dimension bocce?

>>75676616
Arroyo is Puerto Rican

Poor boy didn't have a chance

>>75676815
Seek professional help to learn how to channel emotions into happy feelings because you sound mad as shit over some chins, or lack of.

>>75675658
>Rare blue eye brunette.
Knew one of those in school. She still regularly likes my infrequent posts on facebook. One wonders what could have been. :(

WE LOVE IT

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Eat shit Gints.

wow those qts

good game doyers
glad its ogre

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gg dodgers.


-------------------------
Series finale (game #3): Same time tomorrow = 10:10 PM ET | 7:10 PM PT

>>75676997
>Urias.
Hmm.