SEA:Mariners option Dan Vogelbach back to AAA
LAA:Luis Valbuena activated for debut with Halos
BAL:O's place Welington Castillo (shoulder) on DL
WAS:Nationals' Wieters 'a little sick' on Tuesday
MLW:Braun (trapezius) remains out Tuesday night
NYY:Greg Bird (ankle) to be shut down 7-10 days
NYY:MRI shows bruised nerve in Ellsbury's elbow
BAL:Britton (forearm) activated from 10-day DL
TB:Longoria (foot) out for second day in a row
DET:Tigers activate Miguel Cabrera from 10-day DL
COL:Black: David Dahl (rib) 'still a ways away'
WAS:Nationals option RHP Joe Ross to Triple-A
The classiest fans in baseball reporting!
>>75668291
>this guy calls you a nigger and throws peanuts at you
Sounds about right.
>>75668281
heh
Royals
>he cannot reach base on a perfectly executed Baltimore chop.
Some kinda baserunners we got here huh?
>>75668279
>second consecutive OP throwing some love at SD
Also DADS
1STROS
>mfw >rags
in b4 mariners anime guy, royals pants guy and Based AJ posting racist KKK, Nazi shit.
Can we make a redsox containment general?
Steve Pearce is batting .167 with .167 slugging.
>>75668291
mookie betts and their other black talent will be gone in a few years due to their own fans calling them the n word. sad!
>hating an American hero
as expected of the RED sox, kill yourselves desu
>>75668322
>no pasta with that image
why
>>75668313
Best city.
>>75668330
Better dead than red, DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE
>>75668355
That's not Boston, the city of class, anon.
>>75668291
>Classiests fans
>Still bitch about buckner
Jints desu
Are ya feelin' it yet, Mest?
Boston is the classiest city in America! We have never thrown objects at baseball players, or used racial epithets. That's just fake news.
>>75668406
I'm pretty sure I'm not feeling it. My isles missed playoffs by 1 point, and that came because of so many miscues in the season
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
>>75668394
Classic sports related post famalam
a leaf and a bostonian walk into a bar
>>75668431
Obviously a gay bar
>>75668427
based DG
>>75668431
They're the same person.
>>75668428
Yeah. Adam Jones is Peanut Arbuckle
>>75668431
they realize they forgot their rope
nats vs. sneks
>>75668460
>>75668460
>>75668431
>they both immediately get thrown out
>>75668427
It's one player, and we are still alive. I don't know why you think that because syndergaard actually did fuck up and the medical staff being terrible makes us bad. Harvey, degrom, wheeler, and gsellman are decent, and I'm hoping that Lugo comes back, but then again the WBC fucked us over
What team has the most BASED fans and why is it the Red Sox?
>>75668487
They are notoriously bad about harassing black MLB players. Something needs to be done. I don't care if it means tearing down Fenway and moving the Red Sox to North Carolina or something.
>>75668480
Boy is the o/sox thread gonna be a shitstorm
>>75668487
boston and da land. it's not even close.
>>75668487
>Based fans
>Telling a good baseball player he's a nig
>He doesn't do any of that and is respectable
>Call him one anyway
Boston is a bunch of idiots anyway
>>75668512
>yfw the Red Meme fans are the real niggers here
>>75668291
Classy indeed!
>>75668395
>>75668395
>>75668395
tigers v. indians
>>75668451
It's not my shitpost but I am a little proud of pioneering the mest humiliation memes. Synderglass is swimming in a pool of piss at this moment. His career has already ended. I predicted summer of 2017 but he was 2 months ahead of schedule.
>>75668481
23-5
>>75668653
>>75668658
>SYNDERGAARD, GET OUTTA HERE YOU LITTLE BARBIE DOLL. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. GO GET A ROBOTIC ARM
>All this talk of rampant racism in the MLB
This is literally the first time I'm hearing about it...
>>75668699
https://youtu.be/_NReP4WPZbM
>>75668481
>It's one player
The Mets have 3 starters and 3 position players on the DL.
Including their best ones.
They're cheering Jones
Even Mookie
>>75668731
Granderson may as well be injured, too.
>>75668736
Oh fuck I just thought of something. Isn't the Seahawks tranny a Red Sox fan? I wonder what he had to say about all this?
Just wait: Media will be like "Yeah, it's terrible Boston fans called him the N word. but DID YOU SEE WHAT PHILLY FANS JUST DID?!?!"
>>75668742
>reyes
>>75668742
They don't pit you on the DL for mental disabilities.
>>75668792
Wow, you're fucking racist. He's black, not retarded.
If the Phillies have a lead that teams can't overcome, they won't need their bullpen
mest barves
>>75668773
>>75668773
>>75668773
>>75668775
Yeah. It's fucking pathetic. It lives in Ohio too.
>>75668801
>implying I was referring to his race
Wew
Chris Sale threw behind Machado in the 1st. Both benches warned.
is there a baseball player more based than Chris Sale?
>>75668904
>trade him away
>still no run support
It's like snippy chris never left
>>75668904
yeah whatever baseball player murders you
Chris Sale is a pissy little bitch
who is ready for some big maple?
When should I add Wild Card standings?
>Now
>Wait until June
>Around the All-Star break
>>75669081
ASB, I think. WC formally comes into mind with the trading that happens after the break.
>Yankees
WHAT WAS THAT?
>>75669081
August trade deadline
TEX @ HOU
>>75669166
>>75669166
>>75669166
>>75669081
If only you had the Autism to get the actual uniform colors each team was wearing
>STANKEE BASERUNNING
holy fucking shit
>>75669081
June 1st
>>75669228
I try to get the actual uniform colors for my gamethreads, but not many teams publicize them pre-game. The Indians post their uniform choice on Twitter before every game.
>Glasnow
>36 pitches in the first inning
Jesus Christ this guy is beyond bust
explain to me why this red sox orioles beef isnt being settled with machado and pedroia fighting to the death in a coliseum to satiate the bloodlust of the crowd?
semen slurping sport to be quite honest with you joe
>>75669539
Because Machado and PEDroia are cool with each other. It's all the other BAWWWston players trying to start shit
>>75668991
I wish i was pancakes so i could pour him all over myself
>>75669081
After asb
Are you keeping each day or overwriting them?
Should Vancouver get the Rays so the Ms have a local rival?
>>75669451
man i got shit on every time i called him one of the most overrated pitching prospects ever.
he has two pitches and he can't even control them like what the fuck did you think was going to happen when he reached the majors? people are just gonna sit dead red with no respect and accept that occasionally the breaking stuff will make them look retarded. it's fucking joe kelly all over again.
phillies vs. cubbies
>>75669846
Anthony Rendon now has 7 hits in a row.
2 singles, 2 doubles 3 home runs
MVFREE
How triggered will /mlb/ be when we finally get a Citrus World Series?
>>75669898
You're the only fan of any Florida team within 3,000 miles, so at least there won't be any shitposting
royals white sox
>>75669901
>>75669901
>>75669901
>>75669898
Not as triggered as Manfred would be
>>75669898
Better question: When is baseball moving out of Florida for good?
freddie freeman is so fucking good
>>75669782
I remember thinking the same. I think he just needed more time to develop, and we should have tried to make some more moves on pitching in off season to hold us over for a year or two til he was ready. Fug.
>>75669946
You want him? You can have him for a few prospects. Everything has a price and it's low.
t. Barves FO
Some A's minor leaguer died today
>ragsfags already mad
digonebegudbrehs
>>75669945
Come down to the Trop and say that to my face. Baseball is as beloved as any sport here, it's just that the fans only come down when the Big Teams are in town.
>>75670009
>this level of respect
Boston fan I presume?
>>75670026
>Baseball is as beloved as any sport here
So, not at all?
THIS JUST SIGHTED AT BOSTON GAME
THIS RACIST FUCKS WONT GET AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME
>>75668710
Good lord this kid is a SCSF in the making. Feel bad for him, but it's one fucking game.
>>75668731
Yeah because we need Duda, another home run hitter. TJ is a better fit, since he gets RBIS's
>>75669664
It's a spreadsheet. The whole season schedule is it. I just filter it by each day. The standings auto-update as I add the scores.
>>75670026
>there's lots of baseball fans in Florida; Yankees fans, Red Sox fans, Dodger fans, Cubs fans.........
Your daily reminder that Johnny Bench is an overrated faggot burning in hell right now with Stan Musial.
>>75670155
>thor ded
>matz ded
>lugo ded
>cespedes ded
>duda ded
>flores ded
>wright ded
>nimmo ded
>harvey dying
Hamels scratched
>rags
>>75670057
http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/03/mediaite-reporter-panics-during-world-series-thinks-strikeout-sign-is-kkk-symbol/
>>75670057
>the state of that guy after sales 3rd strikeout
Reds, Cubs, and Methinals fans are shit-tire.
>ahhhh
>ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>i-i'm sorry adam
>Clayton Kershaw has a 1.31 HR/9 despite playing in an extreme pitcher's park
>>75670244
>burning in hell
Well he's in Oklahoma so pretty close.
>>75670356
kek
>>75670245
Matz will hopefully return come June, and they'll return eventually. Harvey isn't dying too
You may only reply to this post if one of these men played for >your team for the majority of their careers
Literally everyone who follows baseball is on Adam Jones's side except a bunch of obese racists on a Korean comic book message board.
>>75670488
>follows
i don't follow i drive the wagon bud
>>75670539
kys
>>75670474
Not so fast Nats and Mets fans
>>75670488
>Jones side
Is that side to be a racebaiting nigger?
>>75668827
You're a bitch
>>75670584
Thanks for proving my point!
>>75670474
>Based Mathewson threw three complete game shutouts in one WS
>volquez with 8K and 5 walks
>>75670566
ummmmm sweetie are you racist and sexist much xx
>>75670623
yeah ;)
>>75670622
>>75670474
Tigers, Yankees, Pirates, Giants all irrelevant in 2017
>>75670606
you still need to go back
>>75670724
you have to go back to your subreddit
The only people that complain about /pol/ are redditors. Thanks for outting yourself.
>>75670798
Everybody who's not on /pol/ hates /pol/
>>75670835
Try again redditor
>Red Sox players have complained to John Henry about getting racist slurs thrown at them by their own fans
Can this fanbase get any more BTFO?
>>75670724
>>75670835
>>75670853
>>75670890
*upvoted*
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
>if the above offends you, hit your back button to reddit
Sigh
>>75670955
*le sigh*
remember to report redditor spam
You know how there's a Mr. Met and a Mrs. Met? Well why isn't there a Met Jr.? They've been established as a couple and I think they should introduce a kid so that they can have a complete Met family. Met Jr. would basically look like Mr. Met but he would have one of those propeller beanies in orange and blue on his head. He would be played by a smaller woman.
>>75670986
Because there were copyright issues mixing the Mets and Reds logo together
>>75671015
I know. I just want a Mini-Met that we could shitpost about.
>>75670618
Against mailmen and part time school teachers? Nice.
>>75671032
>>75671015
>this is my wifes son
>BREAKING: Jeter/Bush, seeking capital, in advanced talks to have Quogue Capital's Rothbaum join @Marlins bid group #sportsbiz #mlb
And fucking shit I want this team sold
>>75671142
Jeb needs to sell more guac bowls
>>75671142
Lmao fuck you and fuck the Marlins. Florida baseball was a mistake.
>>75671142
Please finance
>the city of Jeb!
>>75669081
After ASB. Good to watch WC standings and trade rumors move together
>mest
>harvey
Edinson Volquez 4.1 IP nine strikeouts and eight walks
Proud of Glasnow tonight, he actually didn't implode completely and lasted 6 innings
>>75671618
So are you going to call him a bust like the rest of you fanbase did or not?
>>75671618
dudes a fucking bust. pray to christ that Cole gets traded to LA by the summer for some good prospects.
>>75671508
>He is the only pitcher in the last 100 seasons to record nine strikeouts and eight walks without finishing the fifth inning
>>75671640
I'm thinking he was brought up early, and tonight certainly wasn't a stellar performance, but he's clearly learning something with each start. I'd say the jury is still out.
>>75671663
pretty sure martinez struck out like 13 last week and walked 9. he made it past the 5th thoughq
>all these fucking WOOs
Goddammit shut up.
Thank god mlb got rid of the retarded ASG home field advantage
>Coshart
>shitcinnati
Steve Pearce has hit 2 homeruns tonight. Tell me with a straight face this guy isn't elite.
>Wood
>>75671640
He is a bust. Look at his stats tonight.
>>75672020
>>75671841
You'll see. You'll all see.
>>75672023
.167 BA
>>75672061
Your daily reminder that Johnny Bench is a faggot and will join Pete Rose in hell when they both die.
>fat harvey
>>75672102
>SYNDERGAARD!
Do you guys like Nu-Metal?
https://youtu.be/SGK00Q7xx-s
https://youtu.be/xDdGrlylcEU
https://youtu.be/G_5UOkUDti8
https://youtu.be/B1zCN0YhW1s
https://youtu.be/WPpDyIJdasg
https://youtu.be/ya8dT7oC8qA
https://youtu.be/XEH7fw298CM
https://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk
https://youtu.be/6hiqG4cfOGk
https://youtu.be/R7z2lJhaFds
https://youtu.be/1OrNS2zbTZg
https://youtu.be/V-sYWaOrLdI
https://youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw
https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0
>>75672114
Why?
Orioles just got the world's most retarded triple play on a dropped pop out
Matt Harvey
5.1 IP 8H 6ER 3BB 2SO
Is he, dare I say it, never coming back?
>Red Sox base running
JUST
U
S
T
>>75672114
Pretty much my teenage years there.
>>75672151
Literally worse than Mike Fiers, kek
Laughing so HARD at the Red Sox
>>75672235
>Literally worse than Mike Fiers, kek
Gotta hope their bullpen flops like last night desu
ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS BTFO
>complain all week about head hunting
>entire team chimping over it
>proceed to head hunt
really makes me think
>>75672356
>roid cux fans think this was intentional but barnes' pitch "just got away"
lmao if i'm being honest
>>75672356
ORANGE
>>75672387
>roid cux fans think this was intentional but barnes' pitch "just got away"
name me 1 (one) red sox fan who said barnes' pitch "just got away"
of course barnes will say that, otherwise hed have gotten suspended longer
>>75672289
Get ready
>orange ducks spend the last few weeks crying that boston are the dirtiest people in the league
>try to end a rookies career
https://cdn-e2.streamable.com/video/mp4/2z905.mp4?token=1494985471_41207c2cfc0f3b9d5f2b4b6a685a1a8e2c2f24ef
L M A O
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
>>75672409
born ready
>bombston now the ones bitching and pissing about being thrown at
L M A O
Angels Mariners
>>75672424
>>75672424
>>75672424
>>75672436
>toe literally on the plate
>leans even further forward to get in the way
>>75672464
>Baltimore screams dindu all week
>now has the GALL to victim blame
Baltimore fans are not only racists, but also intolerant and insensitive.
Gorss.
>>75672504
>victim blame
L M F A O
M
F
A
O
>>75672464
>>75672504
>>75672526
I think we can agree that, in the end, all that matters is the O's got BTFO tonight despite Machado's "revenge HR."
Who's the best MLB Network host and why is it Greg Amsinger?
>red sox are hypocritical whiny bitches
>orioles are also hypocritical whiny bitches
Benintendi is the most disappointing thing since the Seinfeld finale.
Dispute this statement you literally cannot
>>75672610
>yfw Machado got absolutely dominated by Sale in his first two at bats
>post your face when Machado was literally in freaking tears after his first at bat
>>75672643
easy. Seinfeld finale was fine
DYSON JUST CAME INTO THE GAME
GET IN HERE FOR MAXIMUM >rags
>>75669166
>>75669166
>>75669166
>>75672656
>when he got so angry he threw his bat
>when jones did the same thing
>mfw
>>75672610
>bombston making fun of the orioles bullpen implosion
>suddenly all that matters to them is today's game
L M A O
M
A
O
>>75672656
>literally making this comment after manny homered off the SAME PITCHER
L M A O
M
A
O
Adam Jones is the modern day Jackie Robinson. There I said it.
GIANTS @ DODGERS
>>75672660
GIANTS @ DODGERS
>>75672660
GIANTS @ DODGERS
>>75672660
GIANTS @ DODGERS
>>75672660
GIANTS @ DODGERS
>>75672660
GIANTS @ DODGERS
>>75672660
>75672643
Here is the (You) that you obviously crave so much.
>upload an image about your feeling Manny Machado was literally having a mental breakdown after his first at bat, in which Sale completely fucking embarrassed him
>>75672708
Daily reminder that a pitcher striking out a batter despite said batter later homering off said pitcher is equivalent to winning the WS for Red Sox fans.
Are we sure Aaron Judge is an actual human being? He wasn't made in a lab by the Yankees?
Every home run is a no doubter.
>Judge hit ANOTHER one
jesus christ how do we stop him
Post players who will hover around the Medoza line with a 650ish OPS once they're figured out.
>>75672776
Daily reminder that no amount of shitposting will change the fact that the Orioles lost tonight.
Peralta had 6 Ks in 5 innings had had give up 3 hits. And they pull him for their woat bull pen. Counsell is retarded.
Daily reminder that the Orioles are in first place and the Red Sox are TWO POINT FIVE (2.5) games behind them.
>>75672813
again, he got figured out quickly last year in like 2 weeks.
I'm not saying he's gonna keep up this kind of production but at the very least he'll be a .250 guy with 25-ish homeruns
Manlets
>Roch Kubatko @masnRoch
>Machado is furious. Said lost all respect for everyone with Red Sox. Tired of being thrown at. Whole lot of F bombs #orioles
KEKE
remember when people thought aaron judge wasn't going to win roty?
>>75672873
.220 35HRs 200SO
>yankee stadium/fenway/OPACY
>bombston
>>75672452
I bet the man with the white hair had that girl shit brie into his mouth later that night.
> Bob NightengaleVerified account @BNightengale 5m5 minutes ago
>Manny Machado completely goes off on profanity-laden tirade, blasting #Redsox organization, saying he has no respect for anyone in it
>Feud between #Redsox and #Orioles hardly over, w #orioles now feeling they owe Redsox retaliatory pitch. Machado absolutely incensed
>Manny Machado says something need to be done, infuriated that #Redsox ace Chris Sale threw behind them
I swear to god they never stop crying
>>75672950
lmao how does he miss that catch
>>75672950
KEK
J.J. "CARRIES HIS WALKER ONTO THE FIELD WITH HIM" HARDY PLAYING 4D CHESS
>>75672852
ooh I'm a Red Sox fan, I must be asshurt at the pointing out of this fact
>>75672921
>>75672989
a perfect example of someone more asshurt than any Red Sox fan
>>75672944
you mean always?
>>75672950
all triple plays are the result of luck
>>75672998
He missed the exact same catch yesterday so boston really should have known what was coming
>>75672989
>boston fan complaining about crying
pot meet kettle
>>75672989
>throw at benintendi's head tonight
>hurr durr we need another head to hunt because we missed
Going to love it when ortiz comes out of the crowd with a baseball bat and give's machado the telephone treatment
>>75673016
wow this guy seems pretty mad
>>75673016
>the state of this guy
>Michael Giardi @MikeGiardi
>Machado says MLB needs to do something about a pitcher throwing 100 MPHs at a batter's head. "I have a bat." Says he could go after pitcher
Is this dude fucking serious
>memechado is now king chimp of MLB now that yordano is dead
silver lining in everything
>>75672989
Dude the only reason machado got thrown at again was because the red sox haven't stopped crying
>>75673016
Triple play are always the result of poor baserunning.
Aaron Judge could beat up the entire Red Sox Roster by himself
>#orioles now feeling they owe Redsox retaliatory pitch.
Hopefully it's at Benintendi
>>75673057
That would be fucking awesome. I would pay to see Manny legit murder someone
>>75673108
>he thinks ventura's crash was an accident
Fly that jolly roger!
>>75673106
Well they did throw at Benintendi's head tonight. >>75672356
>>75672989
I can't wait for the next chimpout
>>75673131
Oh then Pedroia would be my 2nd option
the league trying to police the game is just making shit like this worse. let the teams settle their problem in the game it starts in so it doesn't become a week long feud of MUH RETALIATORY PITCHES
>>75673100
Frankenstein could easily a team of manlets like Boston
>harper doesn't get a disproportionate amount of coverage
wow he singled in a run to tie a game 1-1 in the bottom of the first? just put this young likeable player in the hall of fame right now
>>75673216
HOOLLLYY SSHHIIIITTTT HE IS LITERALLY BASEBALLLL JEEESSUUUUS
>no matter what the orange ducks can't play the victim anymore
I am in love with baseball right now
>>75673191
Team's settling it doesn't work when said teams keep missing the people they try to hit and feel they're entitled to another go at it.
If teams were policing themselves you'd see immediate plunks in the back of the offending player instead of headhunting the next game
>>75673199
tbqh with you Joe, some of them pack a mean gut punch, JBJ's got a lot of muscle he just can't hit
>>75673216
He's 1st or 2nd in almost every major batting category. What's your issue?
>>75673246
>throw at the orioles every single night multiple times
>N-NO WE'RE THE V-VICTIMS N-NOT Y-Y-YOU
L M A O
I can't wait until Bryce, Manny. and JASH bring the rivalry over to the Yankees
>>75673246
It's refreshing when there's legitimate hate between two teams.
>>75673236
front page shit baby, fuck the triple play, fuck the 1-3-2 double play, fuck judge hitting dingers like it's judgement day, harper singling in a run to tie the game in the bottom of the first fucking inning is what the MLB audience desperately craves
lmao you are all so pathetic stealing my trip
are you all that obsessed with me?
>>75673216
mlb is trying to market a superstar and Trout is too boring personality wise
>>75673057
I don't understand, is he talking shit about his own team here? The Orioles are the only team that threw at anyone's head tonight.
losedians
>>75673273
You guys have fucking done that too, don't play dumb.
>>75673303
FUCK YOU
>>75673303
FUCK YOU
>>75673303
FUCK YOU.
>>75673287
log off lmao
>>75673302
He's still pissed about the Barnes thing, and I think he has a naturally hot-head attitude, so he doesn't want to let it go.
>>75673287
I usually dont want to give you (You) 's and this may not even really be mo, but I'm fucking on to your game. You may have everyone else fooled, but you aren't fooling me. You know damn well that you purposely gave the tripcode out so that in a week or two, you can reinvent yourself with a new team and persona. I'm not falling for it and everyone else should be very weary of any new trips that come along
>>75673335
You'd think he would try to correct this unforgivable behavior within his own team before criticizing other people.
>>75673284
>fuck judge hitting dingers like it's judgement day,
Judge will overtake Bruce as the MLB's poster boy if he keeps it up.
NY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poorshington in terms of market.
wait did someone throw at machimpo again or is this still backlash over the initial throw
>>75673330
lmao fuck off and stop pretending to be me
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 AL Cy Young
>>75673351
Junior played in Seattle, yet was king of baseball.
>>75673375
Sale threw a pitch behind him tonight, about knee level.
>mfw AL fan maybe thinking we should finally adopt NL rules to limit people throwing at each other because pitchers would have to stand in the batter's box
>>75673375
Sale threw behind him. So of course he's furious about it.
But he never charged him or anything...he would have charged Yordano without hesitation...but not Sale huh....
>>75673351
Judge is too ugly to be a poster boy.
Bryce is sexy.
I haven't kept up with the Bombston/Orange Ducks shenanigans. What the hell is going on?
>>75673412
oh yeah i'm sure he's real scared of sale who he could literally snap in half
Machado is right desu
Stop being a faggot and just hit him already he doesn't give a fuck
>>75673426
Sale would cut him if he came close
>>75673216
HEY
>>75673426
If he's so fucking angry about it then, how come he didn't charge him?
Face it, he doesn't fucking attack people he doesn't have a size advantage on.
Hey guys, who is currently in the lead in the AL central?
>>75673440
>hit him
>rather than constantly make him feel uncomfortable when batting by near missing him
WAIT
A
FUCKING
MINUTE
LET'S COOL IT, PEDRO
>>75673451
>Face it, he doesn't fucking attack people he doesn't have a size advantage on.
you're fucking retarded if you don't think he has a size advantage on sale, dude weighs like 130
>>75673451
are you implying hes actually a bitch boy?
>>75673489
based pedro
>>75673351
>Judge will overtake Bruce as the MLB's poster boy if he keeps it up.
>>75673481
The down arrows
>>75673347
Why can't people spell wary anymore? Over the past couple years I've noticed most everybody collectively forget how to spell the damn word. Not just faggots on the internet, but major publications with well a staff of copyeditors. The NYT, WSJ, etc. have all done it more than once. It's a fucking easy word to spell as well, it's not like people fucking up onomatopoeia. Will people forget how to spell the word "read" next? "Spoon" is doomed to misspelling, because it has five whole fucking letters, which is too goddamn hard for our culture of retards.
>>75673481
No one.
>>75673489
is Sale going to kill an Orioles trainer?
>>75673418
Boston and Baltimore are equally pathetic. End of story.
>>75673351
does anyone even like judge?
>>75673489
He's too humble, or more likely too ignorant of stats to know how good he was.
>>75673507
You forgot the comma between "years" and "I've"
is molester actually the best trip on this board?
>>75673440
>do the respectable thing and aim behind him just to send a message that you aren't okay with them beaning mookie
>aim for a rookies head
>pretend that you're the victim
my fucking sides
>>75673574
>be the roid cux
>think everyone's out to get you
>retaliate for every single HBP for the rest of the year
KEK
>>75673394
it's spicier this way honestly because removing the outlet for ritual retaliation just makes things more tense and feel unrequited
I want to see a benches-clearing all out brawl during the next Orioles-Red Sox game that ends with players getting stitches and 200 game suspensions.
>>75673529
Only Yankee fans.
>>75673489
He literally is the modern Pedro Martinez, I said that if he threw at Manny tonight he would be my favorite red sock.
I did not expect him to not only throw at him with the first pitch but also strike him and 4 other batters out in a row.
I fucking love Chris Sale, I hope he becomes our new baseball Tom Brady. Gif is literally me this entire game.
>>75673564
lmao this is sad
Oy gevalt
>>75673644
>be an organization full of such whiny little bitches that you have to throw at a player every time he's up because BAW BAW HE HURT OUR FEELINGS ;___;
lmao
>>75673710
how asshurt are you be honest
>>75673726
about infinity less asshurt than the roid cux, it seems
>Machado says MLB needs to do something about a pitcher throwing 100 MPHs at a batter's head. "I have a bat." Says he could go after pitcher
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE CURRENT STATE OF MARYLAND
>>75673726
very
damn yankees continue to own
Holy shit, can we just ban Boston and Baltimore from baseball forever?
>>75673763
>
machado should be suspended desu
>>75673623
it's really only a matter of time with a dude like machado
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/
Why do Dodgers fans pretend the Giants aren't a historically better franchise than the Dodgers?? lmao
>Boston and Oriole fans crying and memeing like they're relevant
>>75673809
Can you save your lovers' spat for when your teams are actually relevant? Thanks.
>>75673763
>at a batter's head
>sale threw at his legs
Oh wait, machado has head in his ass so I guess that makes sense
>>75673809
Oakland has more titles than your team and they haven't been in a WS since 1990.
>>75673814
>nobody else is even posting
al east runs this shit
>>75673814
there is literally not a single division more relevant than the AL East you fucking retard
>>75673699
>and here comes Rodney!
why don't you learn
>>75673859
>>75673842
Oh look, fans of those exact teams got butthurt that I dropped some truth on them
>Mests
>>75673891
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh wait you're serious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75673906
>can't name a single division more relevant
>claim you're telling the truth
kek
>>75673841
lmao had to check but the As do
>mfw I didn't really get how that was a triple play at first but I just watched it again and suddenly it clicked
it's like when you're reminiscing about a movie and suddenly a big part of the plot becomes clear
>>75673907
cough cough
Last place
cough cough
>>75673954
Why would he need to name every other division in the MLB?
>>75673992
>NL central
LMAO
All this drama is just farrell trying to distract from his team underperforming
He did it when he was in charge of us.
You send your team out to start shit and then act the victim when they retaliate. Then you get a war mentality in the clubhouse and it stops everyone from focusing on their personal slumps
>>75673954
just leave him be, it's hard when you're an nl central fan and you have to pretend like people care about it now that all the cubs bandwagoners got bored while you yell at those damn al east kids all day
>>75674036
what position do you play?
>>75674046
minority shareholder
>>75674036
Will there be fried chicken and beer again?
>>75674046
I'm Jose Bautista
>>75674046
I call the opposing teams player a nigger
>>75674071
based 2011 red sox rotation
>>75674019
Never said we were the most relevant, just more.
>>75674088
Never say that shit again, even online.
I seriously doubt you say it in real life
Get the fuck out of here with that
Going forward, think about what you say
Everyone will look up to you
Retard
>>75674139
there is literally one relevant team in your division.
AL East is king, faggot, deal with it
>RAGS
IMPLOSION HAPPENING STATUS: NOW
>non-AL East fans getting uppity again
Do they unironically think that we don't own baseball?
>>75674149
nigger
who worse
boston or oreos?
>>75674046
I'm currently on the DL, but a bit of every position. :^)
>>75674189
boston are 2.5 games worse
>>75674189
oreos aka the ravens fanclub summer shelter
>E!SPN losing their leftist minds over this
>>75674180
Man you are 6 minutes late.
Rangers missing playoffs unless mircale happens. The slow steady decline happens. 2011 was our year but the ref fucked us.
>>75674211
worse as a team, city and fanbase
>>75674283
ONE
>>75674189
neither, a fucking leaf is the worst
>>75674283
ref?
was he on the cardinals?
>mest are in last not you
>>75674163
>East is king
The only team from the East that made it past the first round of the playoffs last year is in the basement right now.
>>75674293
>/int/ posting
Trevor Rosenthal on to for le Cards.
Here we go.
>>75674339
>your division is bad because all 5 teams are competitive
>>75674316
lmao something is going right for the Barves for once.
>>75674189
>what is worse, losing your right eye or your left eye
First place!
>>75674374
right is obviously worse
>>75674357
>all five are competitive
I think we both know that is a bit of a stretch. The Blow Gays aren't close to competitive this year.
>>75674339
this might be the dumbest fucking logic i've ever seen, congrats
Who's reeady for the Stanton v. Judge match-up in the HRD finals?
>>75674421
Not by a great margin though
>>75674353
fug
>Meme Memechado throwing the biggest bitch fit in this post game interview
>>75674483
look up ocular dominance la
Even for people with 20:20 vision losing the right eye is worse in 2/3rds of cases
>rags
>>75674537
I fucking love it, this is even more satisfying than winning the game.
>Baltimore tries to make Boston out to be hitler
>the very next day after losing Manny threatens to beat the next pitcher to throw near him with a baseball bat
The salt from baltimore is the sweetest
>>75674381
FLY IT
ONLY THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN CHICAGO MAY POST IN THIS THREAD NOW.
>not so fast Nov 16' Lifelongs
>>75674537
>>75674578
>bombston literally so mad they have to throw at a player every single game
>still 2.5 games behind
lmao
>>75674597
It's just not the same now that mo'Lester is dead.
>>75674553
From what I understand on the subject, it is fairly flexible, and you can change eye dominance just by putting a patch over one.
>>75674578
>threatens to beat the next pitcher to throw near him with a baseball bat
you don't do good at the english do you? He was pointing out the discrepancy between how the league would treat that vs how they treat a pitcher throwing at somebody's head
>>75674620
lmao im still here
you bitches cant kill me
>>75674653
>bombston fans
>good at english
all they're good at is screaming FAWKIN NEHGUH
>>75674597
so bajp wasnt a fat red neck, just a old one
>>75674606
>O's Dirty slide, injure a player
>Sox Throw near a guy and get suspended for four games
>O's bean Mookie
>Sale throws behind Memechado
UNGH SOX ARE BULLIES
The victim complex in Baltimore is insane
>>75674664
lmao you're not the real mo.
>>75674537
>>75674578
need a video link of this chimpout if it even gets uploaded
>>75674620
he got drunk and posted his code or something right? karma for all those boys he left "unsatisfied"
>>75674653
>mannys a good boi dindu nuffin!!
>>75674678
>dirty slide
stopped reading your post right after that lmao
>>75674683
lmao i am
buy me a drink in boystown and ill prove it
>>75674537
biggest bitch in the league hopefully next one he gets drilled by breaks a rib
>>75674678
it never ceases to amuse me how peoples' perception of reality is warped by which team they support
>>75674685
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=19298157
>>75674620
Mo isn't dead, we're all mo now
Daily reminder that throwing at a player repeatedly is equivalent to winning the WS for Red Sox fans.
>>75674711
>Jim Palmer, Hall of famer known for the Orioles, said the slide was intentionally late
screaming dindu about this makes you look bad
we shouldnt have beamed his head, but he did deserve a bean
>>75674735
>my people are good
>your people are bad
this is one of our most basic evolutionary traits
>>75674763
>intentionally late
boy would i love to see this mysterious clip where he uses the word "intentional"
>>75674750
I mean they won 3 already this century
Do the orange ducks even know what a world series is
triple play webm where?
So did anyone else see the gay couple who caught Judges second home run?
>>75672950
>this isn't an infield fly
*throws trash onto field*
It wasn't a late slide. His foot just popped off the bag after the slide, totally innocently. I have no dog in this fight and I'm cool with all beanballs and brushbacks but I want everyone to know that the slide was nothing.
Let's face it, Adam jones is an uneducated nigger
and he doesn't deserve my respect
3/5ths
>>75674653
because it's not the same fucking thing? of course there's a discrepancy between throwing at the head, which can and has killed someone before, vs in the legs or the torso which would just hurt or at the worst a broken rib
>>75674736
Beautiful. 40 seconds of him saying "fuck" in 47 seconds.
You Boston bros need to troll the fuck out of him for the rest of the series, provoke some suspensions, so we can go to Baltimore over the weekend and help you out.
>rags
>>75674907
Oh it's far from done
Just wait until we start throwing bread at him
LOL KOZMA
>RAGS
>>75674907
>>75674948
kill yourselves you fucking retarded faggots
>rags
>rags
Ahahahahahaha
>>75674893
he's a race hustling piece of shit, if he keeps going he'll eventually make it to the jesse jackson tier
>last year he chimps out calls baseball "a white man's game" and encourages other players to disrespect the national anthem
>this year he spins a story rife with inconsistencies and straight out lies about racism in boston. he then gets a heroic civil rights leader welcome, then comically strikes out
>>75674948
sneak a watermelon into fenway and smash it onto the floor of the orange ducks dugout
>rags
>rags
Heh, sorry entire Rangers bullpen, nothing personnel
>>75675071
jones is a blue gummed coon, should have booed him tonight
>>75675071
i look forward to 10 hours of espn race relations coverage
So whats going to happen tomorrow between Sox and Os
Its Pomeranz versus Gausman I think
>>75675120
holy fucking shit
if you don't like espn don't watch it
No wonder they fired the decent baseball staff when you idiots are watching the "controversy" shite they do just to be mad at it
>>75668279
>Astros beat the Rangers
>TWICE
>Rag shitposters nowhere to be found
feels good, desu.
How did everyone's team fare today?
>>75675130
i've stopped reading /pol/, i got tired of the /r9k/ permavirgin butthurt that was taking over
>>75675130
you have to go back to your subreddit
>>75675124
Manny will throw his bat every at bat of the game.
APOLOGIZE
>>75675124
Gausman has no control at the best of times so who knows
>>75675147
Goddamn J.J. Watt's forearms are fucking massive
>>75675165
you have to go back
>>75675165
>everyone I don't like is /pol/
>>75675180
you still haven't gone back
FUCK THIS TEAM
Bring up rhys, fire Pete, Send tojo back to AAA, send Odoobs back to earth, get a new pitching coach, and please come back Kendrick.
I don't usually recommend this but if you want to troll orange duck fans head over to /r/baseball right now.
They are losing their minds.
>>75675192
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>75675169
>Goddamn J.J. Watt's forearms are fucking massive
They don't call him Darth sWatt for nothing
>>75675173
just report his reddit spam
>>75675194
boston "actual reddit posters" sox
>>75675207
>repeatedly saying REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
>somehow not spam
>>75675234
you have to go back
>>75675225
Yeah I use reddit, what about it?
>>75675250
Ive got it open in the other tab. What's up?
>>75675194
I've only ever had one reddit account and that one was for r/coontown and r/fatpeoplehate so it's shadow banned forever : ( Isn't there a waiting period to post on new accounts now?
Sad. They are going full cuck about everything over there. God I hope boston wins the next 2 games.
i just gotta say machado is a prissy shit disturbing faggot. so some dumb red sox faggot throws behind your knees because he's a hothead too and wants to act like it, you're now going to escalate this whole bullshit even further (bullshit you started with an admittedly dangerous but not necessarily malicious slide) by talking shit about the entire organization behind one of the most storied mlb franchises? did the fucking fenway gardeners have something to do with Sale being angry white trash? you gonna disrespect the whole organization like you're some big man while being a 24-year old luckswing player?
this dumb bitch boy just wants a fight. I mean I love memes too and I desperately hope this ends in a circus brawl but this ain't how you act like an adult
>he went back
LEL
>>75675291
>>>/baseball/
anyone have webm of Ian desmond dive kicking the ball away during a steal attempt and then scoring because of it?
>>75675275
There might be, I usually have to make a new account every few months because mods get triggered so hard on that website.
>>75675284
>behind one of the most storied mlb franchises
lmao this is the dumbest fucking logic. so you can't talk shit about the red sox because they're "storied"? what absolute bullshit. so, what, we can only talk shit about the mariners and rangers now? nobody else because they're all too "storied"?
that's fucking stupid.
Your daily reminder that losing to the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the World Series 3 times in 7 years for Giants fans.
is ervin santana for real
machado is such a piece of shit, i've hated him long before this too, since his bitchfits with Ventura and Jash Danalsun. i laughed when his knees exploded
>>75675356
i laughed when ventura's brain exploded
requesting a webm version of this https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1346136583/1493780419415/asset_2500K.mp4
Manny Machado is not the villain here
the REAL villain is that stupid coon bitch Adam Jones and his race baiting bullshit
HURR LE PEANUTS THROWN AT MY HEAD
LE RACIST WHITE FANS
Suck it up, cockboy
>>75675342
for real gonna be in a Houston uniform on July 31st lol
>>75675315
>so, what, we can only talk shit about the mariners and rangers now?
i think everyone's fine with that tbqh with u joe
>>75674292
MEME
>>75674381
>Chicago White Sox are in first place after trading away their two best players
What did they mean by this?
>>75675417
>i think everyone's fine with that tbqh with u joe
this is true, though switch mariners with cardinals desu
>it was 5-0
>>75675455
already there buddy. Only redditors have a problem with /pol/
what did mlb.com mean by this?
>>75675445
Coop will fix em.
And a manager that isnt a complete idoit.
[spoiler]But after last year there isnt a Sox fan that isnt on guard for the eventual collapse.[/spoiler]
But im enjoying the competent baseball till then.
Daily reminder that Mike Trout is in the middle of an eventual 44 game hitting streak
He has now hit safely in 15 straight games.
>>75675564
Imagine if he breaks the record
>>75675564
I want to lick his neck
>>75675455
lol looks like we found the nigger/redditard
>>75675377
he's been pretty quiet this year. he's usually quite the shit starter. hell, the sox have played the royals 5 times and he hasn't started. he on the dl?
>>75675564
trash
>>75675629
He's literally dead lmao.
I was informed that the Cleveland Indians have the best rotation in the American League.
>>75675629
Are you baiting? dude is legit dead. Like press f to pay respects dead.
>>75675676
Fire Meredith right now. She's so fucking goddamn fat and ugly now.
>>75675676
the tigers took that title now
Post faces when Verlander wins the Cy Young like he should have last year
fuck bombston
>>75675479
is that what /pol/ told you
Any oldfags remember when the Tigers justified getting no hit by saying they weren't trying to get hits, just good swings?
>>75675696
def no longer thicc, just fat and gross. just look at brad's face, she probably smells bad like all fat people do
>tfw i can trigger copious amounts of baltipoor, jew york, and detoilet faggots with six simple letters
feels fucking good senpai
Any oldfags remember Gary Sanchez?
reminder that the dallas >rags of sixflags blew a 5-0 lead
>>75675705
>Verlander coming anywhere close to Sales numbers
get ready to be cucked again senpai
Any oldfags remember the Babe Ruth's called shot?
>>75675705
>>75675797
>Sale coming anywhere close to Santantas numbers
>>75675818
>Jays coming anywhere close to the .500 mark
NO MORE BULLY
>>75675806
yeah
he was pointing one section next to mine
>>75675829
>Me coming anywhere close to Toronto
>>75675564
>The The Angles Angles of Anaheim are wasting his prime years by surrounding him with a roster full of old guys past their prime or guys with major injury risks on top of one of the worst farm systems of the last decade giving him no chance for younger reinforcements.
They really should of tried to trade him to the Yankees or Red Sox for their best prospects before those guys hit the majors this year and maybe have a future. Hes gonna be the hitter version of Felix Hernandez. A great talent with nothing to show for it but a few team records.
>>75675839
It's a new season and the Rags are on our list
>machado angry that boston targeted him again
>after they beaned mookie last night
If he is going to be angry at anybody for it he should be angry at Jones for making a huge deal over some peanuts. Chances are if Jones doesn't play the race card last night, he's the one that gets a ball thrown behind him.
Could you imagine the headlines if they threw behind Jones immediately after his standing ovation? Sale would literally be labeled as the new hitler
lol
>>75675917
>meme into a championship
>thinks hes ever gonna win another
kekeroni pizza pie
>>75676008
check out this dog in a royals hat
>>75675908
>playing the race card
how the fuck can being called a nigger be construed as "playing the race card"
>>75676053
Demanding for an apology from the ownership and the MLB for a fan throwing peanuts at you and making up the racist shit is playing the race card.
Accord to fenway staff, nobody was thrown out for racism last night and they have on average maybe 1-2 people thrown out for that a year, none of which being aimed at the players.
>Sale on Machado suggesting he obviously intended to hit him: 'Whatever, man. Not losing sleep tonight.'
Love this man desu
MARINERS!
>>75676096
>making up the racist shit
you're a fucking idiot.
>Accord to fenway staff, nobody was thrown out for racism last night
oh yeah. i guess it's just a coincidence that the PRESIDENT OF THE RED SOX said that about 20 more people got thrown out than usual.
>>75676125
Yes, none of which was for racism. They literally listed every incident on the radio this morning, none of it was for racism.
>>75676125
>Red Sox President Sam Kennedy on WEEI today, "34 total ejections. 0 over racial language"
Dumbass
>>75675839
>>75675869
What a beautiful night this has been brehs
>>75676143
>>75676151
sounds like they have pretty low standards then. it is boston, after all.
>>75676110
Sale literally gives ZERO (0) fucks. Alpha as fuck.
>>75676161
or that nigerian lied about the racism part to cover for the fact that he threw a hissy fit over fans throwing peanuts at him
>>75676143
>>75676151
also
>farrell apologizes
>manfred apologizes
>kennedy apologizes
>betts apologizes
>meanwhile some anon on a message board is saying this is all blown out of proportion
lmao
>>75673837
his head was thrown at like last week by the red cucks, maybe he was referring to that time?
>>75676186
>adam jones says there are racist fans all over fenway
>cc sabathia says there are racist fans all over fenway
>fucking RED SOX players including david price say there are racist fans all over fenway
>B-B-B-BUT THEY'RE ALL LYING
kek
>>75676187
Oh that proves it, forget objective evidence, peoples emotions are far more reliable!
You got played by the race card chumpetto
Through 855 career games
>Jose Altuve
1,077 hits - .312/.355/.439
>Pete Rose
1,027 hits - .298/.355/.417
Altuve is 120 days younger.
>>75676224
He'll never catch up to Pete though.