>Champions league Top kek, the monkeys of South America a

>best "brawls" and """fights"""
>try to kick and then immediately run away
>south america murder ball

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, you guys

>>75667549
you would rather see 11 man be pussies like in europe then dive at the slightest touch?

>>75667549
you are gay

>>75667590
You do realize that the diving is done mostly by South Americans here, right?

>>75667639
If it were not for the South Americans there was no football in Europe.

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>>75667639

>>75667590

I'd rather see them play football instead of throwing punches and kicks and then running around in circles

>>75667704
>jordi Alba
>South American
Top kek.

>>75667711
You are fucking fag.

>>75667218
Would be funny to see Porto play in copa libertadores but it wouldn't be fair.We'd destroy those straw hut teams every year

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>>75667766

The only options are

>euros who dive at the slightest touch
or
>favela niggers who run around beating the shit out of each other

>i just wanna watch football
>you are a fag

>>75667854
Mind if I watch your league la?

>>75667866
>be european
>get laughed at because you do the sport professionally (paying people to do sports was seen as something similar to prostitution in 19th century England)
>play football kicking and sliding the shit out of each other
>tfw no acrobatic skills

>be south american
>be a drug abuser or favela nigger
>go to europe for money
>fall with the slightest touch, claiming penalties and free kicks
>tfw no physique

>be african
>play with socks and trash bundled together
>keep ball low on the ground mostly because it doesn't bounce
>tfw poorest shithole in the world and playing intelligence of a coconut

>be Asian
>invent similar, primitive sport
>forget about sport
>discover that there's an improved version of the sport that the brits invented
>start playing football
>tfw agile and fast but finishing of Stephen Hawking

>be Oceanian
>be fat
>tfw can't do anyting right