>de gay
Why didn't he make the call?
This is actually a genius move by Pop. Spurs in 5
73-7
16-0
>le homo
harden a shit
spurdoras on suicide watch
Who else can't wait for SKEEUP to cry about this on undisputed
No smug SKEEEUPS tonight !
Parker looks like shit. He needs to retire, he's like 42.
SKEEEEEEEEUP
>>75654166
i fucking told you spurdoras this team was a meme
>muh regular season record
>muh kawaii
fuck off
WTF happened???!!!
My sisters only friends in Houston are Asians and she says they hate black people too
rox cant get past warios
But /sp/ told me the rockets would get btfo on the playoffs, what happened?
SKEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUP
HTOWN
FUCK THE SPURS
R/a/wkits!
jazz sweep wars
Why niggers getting so butthurt at people stating facts? Mexicans are much better human beings than you.
Rockets will choke this
Cap this
>>75654279
>>75654253
Who's here just for the Spurs schadenfreude?
Is this pop playing 5d chess ?
>>75654301
Literally 0 chance senpai. Try again next game.
>>75654294
>wetbacks
>human
Nigga u high?
>>75654310
>>75654315
reporting
So is Pop an overrated Tim duncan baby?
So this.... is the power of 8d chess
What the fuck are the Spurs doing?
>houston will win a championship in my lifetime
Spuds in 5D
>>75654294
Even spics don't like being around other spics.
>>75654342
"No lead is safe in the NBA"
And that is a fact 45% of the time.
>let the rockets tire themselves out in Game 1
>sweep them in games 2-5
based pop
This game is a fluke tbqh, Spurs in 5
The Spurs dominance is over. I can't believe it's over.
SA y so shit
Can we just let Aldridge go. The dude has underperformed with the money we're giving him.
This is a 4-0. Rockets don't need to make a single adjustment, their players are younger and faster. The Spurs can't even get their legs up to get a shot. The reason they beat the Grizzlies is because the Grizzlies are a slow as fuck and less talented team
Told you fags Spurs were finished.
Spurs are just too predictable now, it's literally isoball Kawhi and Aldridge: the team
>one diamond for your best friend
are americans really trying to get people to buy diamonds for their dogs?
>>75654368
Yes. Or, well, maybe.
>>75654301
Capped. Will post this as its own thread later faggot.
>>75654213
Agreed.
>>75654399
TIMMAY
>>75654375
Underaged b&
>>75654255
Literally everyone keeps saying everything is a meme
>Hurr warriors are meme
>Rockets are meme
>Cavs are meme
>Spurs are meme
Its lost all meaning
>>75654414
Diamonds are a scam period, they aren't rare. If your girlfriend wants a diamond wedding ring you should dump her.
this is like watching the 2014 heat and lebron is kawhi.
laffin at everyone who thinks Pop doesn't have the rockets right where he wants them
>>75654428
1995 was 30 years ago
WHO DO THEY TRADE HIM FOR ?
Seriously,
>soft
>injury prone
>no defense
>meme shooter
>mid-30s
It was a terrible pickup for SA. That he was the #1 FA 2 seasons ago is laughable. Spurs will never win a chip with him as their 2nd best player.
>>75654301
Agreed. San Antonio > Houston
>>75654414
>Watching streams with commercials
>Paying attention to them in the first place
You know most of them are cancer, right?
>>75654431
12 year olds m90
>>75654431
do we have a lexicon of words that have lost all meaning on this site?
Cuck and meme have to be 1 and 2 respectively
>>75654438
get a job, a gf, and a life then get back to me boy.
>>75654428
I'm 20 grandpa
>>75654455
1992 was 36 years ago
>>75654374
Sleeping
>>75654431
So... it's become a meme?
Pop playing shoots-n-ladders while D'antoni playing monopoly
>>75654355
Stop calling people niggas, degenerate filth.
Serious question, why does San Antonio have such a flat, ugly downtown compared to Houston and Dallas? Out of the three cities that make the triangle, San Antonio has to be the ugliest skyline
>>75654431
phd in linguistics here, you're retarded
>the I created the "player/team is a meme" meme
>>75654494
Can you imagine the big ol' SA women trying to climb a flight of stairs?
>>75654465
Autism is by far #1
>>75654484
>shoots
>not chutes
whatever
Rockets
>funny and carefree attitudes
>great to have at parties
>large circle of friends
>great dancers
>straight A students
>bigger dicks
Spurs
>socially awkward and introverted
>never invited to parties
>small circle of friends who barely tolerate them
>actively avoid dancing
>poor upper body strength
>>75654431
Normies discovered memes a few years ago and now the meaning has changed.
>>75654484
pop playing original gameboy while dantoni playing gameboy color
>>75654431
This post is a meme.
>saying the Meme thing meme is a meme is a meme now
where do it end?
Cavs - Warriors final
Cavs in 6. Durant breaks his leg in Game 1 after Dahntay snaps it with his feet and Draymond gets suspended for the chimpout afterwards
>>75654458
Boban
>>75654465
Autist and autism
Corndogs look weird, how do you eat them? Like a lollypop or something?
>>75654399
"Game One"
just turning the game on
what am i "F to pay respects for" in OP?
did someone die?
>>75654438
if a girl wants a diamond, she wants a diamond. none of the things you want are rare either, so why should it be rare for her to want it?
just stop being a dick and get her what she's been dreaming about since she was 7.
>>75654503
No you didn't. /mu/ started the whole "x is a meme" shit with the memerap shit
>>75654399
>The Spurs dominance is over. I can't believe it's over.
People have said this for years and never happened
>>75654500
You are
>>75654511
>Rockets are chads
>Spurs are /ourguys/
>>75654511
So you're saying the Spurs are /ourguys/?
Are San Antonio Mexicans conservatives? I remember seeing them have a pro gun rally once with all those dont tread on me flags
>>75654487
Keep smokin that pipe nigga.
>>75654520
You mean Durant purposefully breaks his own leg to duck Lebron.
Coach Pop is brilliant. Losing a game 1 to rally his team to win in 5, he needs his players to learn and grow. Spurs in 5. Hats off to the GOAT Popovich.
>>75654458
BAYNES? OR BOBAN
>>75654533
Or it's more accurate that the Spurs have never actually been dominant.
>>75654494
All the money is in cities with a future.
>>75654511
>doorstop peepees
Teehee the only thing rockets fans have in common with their team is the flailing and small weiners
>>75654531
The things most people want usually aren't as expensive and are useful. Buying diamonds is like throwing money away
>>75654545
>Implying spics buy guns when they can just bring them over from that shithole called Mexico
>>75654545
San Antonio and central Texas is odd
Most people even if they are left or right on the economy usually think guns are cool
>>75654461
streams with adds have tnt halftime, streams without don't and you gotta sit through some old asian lady stacking bowls
Haven't you guys ever heard of 2nd half Spurs? Popavich GOAT adjustments? D'antoni has pleb tier adjustments, maybe none. Spurs win this one
>LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE
WTF HAPPENED TO THIS GUY??
>>75654564
This city seems to get more gentrified by the year. The Silicon Valley rejects are going to price literally everybody out like they did in San Francisco.
The Spurs could easily sweep the Rockets but Pop knows if they win the title this year then CP3 can't sign with them to ring chase. If they lose in this round then CP3 can sign with them for a long term deal and win the next 4 titles easily.
>>75654583
that sounds better
>>75654520
Dreymond shouldn't be allowed to play after his 50 nut kicks in 3 years.
>>75654545
We love Gun's and Horses so if we can't have one we want the other
>>75654438
while you are right that diamonds are essentially worthless (check their resale value as opposed to gold),
>>75654531
is right. girls are a bit of a money sink but it's really not hard to find one that has a decent career but not one that involves so much work that she can't be a homemaker at the same time, as long as you pull a little bit of weight around the house too. My fiancee and I both work (real-estate transaction attorney and nurse practitioner) and we share our income/expenses. It's a good life and I don't mind indulging her desires even if they're a little non-sensical to me because she does the same on my end
To be fair, I'm not white and I don't know what white girls are into, but I feel like they're more money grubbing than girls of my ethnicity
>>75654563
They've been consistent
>>75654589
Ball game.
>>75654494
you can't compare SA to Houston or Dallas
Dallas and Houston are culture landmarks m8
just keep chucking that meme literally who?uston
>all those empty seats
I thought Spurs fans were the best in the NBA?
Quit being panicky fags.
The numbers tell you what you need to know.
Similar # of shots, but HOU is actually making. They are taking 3s and paint shots, which is all they want to take. The Spurs are not defending well.
The Rockets aren't converting on the Spurs turnovers, but they are speeding the game up to their preferred pace. That's indicated by their fast break points, which is what D'Antoni wants.
Yes, you end up sounding like John Madden, and there's a reason coaches think halftime interviews are dumb. The Spurs don't need to rebuild. They need to convert their shots so they don't get buried. They need to hold onto the damn ball so their long possessions aren't wasted. They need to slow the game down.
>>75654494
A lot of previous mayors treated San Antonio like a small town and not a growing city. It wasn't till Julian Castro became mayor that San Antonio wasn't as regarded this way.
>>75654576
not to the girl, idiot. it will be one of her most prized possessions.
look, do yourself a favor and stop trying to tell women what they should want.
>71-39
Nice sport
>>75654577
what reality do you live in lmao
>>75654597
Commiefornians have allready ruined it.
>>75654577
Mexico gets their guns from the US you idiot
POST YOUR INTOXICATED SUBSTANCE
is this lead insurmountable? don't watch basketball much so can't tell
>>75654617
Thought you were memeing and checked the score. Holy shit.
>>75654564
every year austin fails to become an actual city
Turds playing that "constant foul" D
>>75654637
Pretty much.
>>75654517
Just looked at the score, what happened? Did the spurs take the wrong plane?
AND 1 TRICK BASKETBALL ON DEY ASS
What do we do about this soft ass nigga
>Aldridge gets ball
>Turns it over
Every posession
>>75654634
Pop is one of the greatest coaches of all time but he's pretty much Doc Rivers tier at this point.
>>75654637
Almost yeah. 30 is just barely possible but highly unlikely. 40 is impossible.
>That Capela dunk
Game over
Spurs """"fans"""""
>>75654564
>only sports in the city are the Texas Longhorns
No thanks, I'll just kill myself instead
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
Reminder that Aldridge said Whataburger is better than In n Out
>34 point game
Literally what
>>75654615
I'm literally married. Some women aren't retarded and know the value of money. I bet you endorse big weddings too faggot
>>75654657
They old, suck. Pop killed all he refs that used to help them.
>>75654657
Aldridge is having arguably the worst game of his career
ahahahahaha LMA
>>75654674
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
Is LaMarcus Aldridge the "frork" of the Spurs?
Can Aldridge dribble?
CAPELA
>>75654673
you can still like other teams m8, everyone know if you're not a cowboys fan you're a cuck
>>75654680
>t. poorfag
not everyone is as pathetic as you lol
>>75654671
Fuckers are coming back from the halftime break. It'll fill up in due time.
How do you stop him ?
>>75654663
it's Founders good?
i think I had them mixed up with Flanders
>>75654675
He's right
>>75654709
Exist
>>75654709
hand him the basketball anywhere outside of 3ft from under the basket
god fucking damn how many times is LMA gonna put it on the floor while these dudes are cheating up on him? especially that sneaky and1 mixtape fool. what's his street name? hot sauce? mosquito bite? spam and eggs?
>"i wonder if i should dribble while looking away over my shoulder while 3 rockets have their eyes on my hands...?"
>"OH WELL BACK 2 THE BASKET!!!"
>>75654703
kys
>>75654673
>>only sports in the city are the Texas Longhorns
>No thanks, I'll just kill myself instead
Hook'em is all you need friend.
>>75654700
more so than that, I just see Austin as a day trip city. A fun place to spend a weekend, but I'd rather live in my comfy ass Houston burb
LMA is garbage but it's not like the rest of the team is playing well. Gasol is awful, Lee is awful,
>>75654723
naw, I have money.
why not you kill yourself? you know you're worthless.
Is this all of pop's master spider eating a raspberry's plan?
comeback
>>75654680
You're literally married. Like, literally?
The value of money is relative. If you can afford an enormous diamond and a big wedding, then have at it. If you're poor and can't - like you - then don't.
And I feel bad for your wife for 1) being married to a poor man and 2) for being married to a guy who has "retarded" in his vocabulary like he's still 12.
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE INCOMING CHOKE.
PRINGLEMAN MAD
COME BAAACK
>>75654724
How do people even get school work done at these giant party schools?
>worstcuck commercial about not listening to coaching
>>75654675
i've had both he is telling the truth, the only burger chain that lived up to the hype was 5 guys
also can't believe east coast fags try to argue white castle is good
>>75654713
I've only had Dirty Bastard but it's one of my favorites.
So the Spurs got rid of Diaw and got Gasol because...?
>>75654556
Holy shit I think you're right. He still had Kawhi, Parker, Green, Aldridge still out there. Freaking genius Pop.
>Spurs
OLD AND BUSTED
>Rockets
NEW HOTNESS
>>75654724
where does one find these pics?
come back
>>75654675
In n Out is ass compared to Whataburger.
>Green is 0 for 14 on all shots tonight
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
FUCK ALL OF THEM
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>75654761
if you're not there for law school/engineering it's easy to blow off school work
>>75654785
Your face is ass
>>75654564
This is just a trendy cesspool. Austin is greatly overrated.
>>75654773
Diaw was super slow
>>75654773
5D chess
>84million dollar$
>chucking two three-pointers is called a comeback
>>75654750
you sound insecure and clueless
if it's any consolation for Spurs fans, their team can't possibly play as badly as they are tonight for three games in a row.
>>75654789
yeah, I went to A&M and the business school/liberal arts etc. kids were just coasting but the Engineering kids looked like they wanted to an hero 24.7
>>75654761
>How do people even get school work done at these giant party schools?
I graduated with a BS in civil engineering in 4.5 years. Joined a huge frat softmore year and started fucking 9s that were way outta my league, had to drop a couple of classes that year.
You just have to go hard. Most meme majors like business school is actually easy.
>>75654719
>TFW Albrigde is the bust and McGee is finally the big man success.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>75654805
It's the Cockets.
>>75654703
you must think everyone with a bigger income than you is better than you. what shitshow of a mind do you have lmao. enjoy yourself faggot. spend all your money on a girl before she leaves you. BALLINNNNN
>>75654341
>>75654768
you know what?
I was actually thinking of 3 Floyd's -_-
>smoke 'em if you got 'em
I feel back for the journalist at the game, not the broadcast voices, but the local SA people
>>75654818
>BALLIN
cringe city, enjoy your wife-hand.
>>75654781
Join
shaggytexas.com
Post for a while and don't get banned.
Get access to NO SEX AT ALL section.
>danny green
why do the spurs still have him on the roster
>>75654761
easy
no sleep and coke
I'm getting scared now. THE SPURS NEED CP3, BLAKE GRIFFIN, OR GEORGE HILL.
Pop is going to bring his little tricycle doll on the court and slit throats soon.
>>75654738
you sound sexually frustrated. maybe sit on your hand next time you jerk off to your bank account?
>>75654823
oops
>>75654829
Defense
>>75654806
why would i be insecure? because i can afford a diamond ring for my wife?
our wedding was covered by a magazine.
why would i be insecure? im just curious as to why you're so against women coveting diamonds... other than the fact you cant afford them. that can be the only reason.
>>75654836
Kek
>>75654785
>In n Out is ass compared to Whataburger.
All shit tier compared to P Terry's.
>>75654834
spurs are getting cp3 and marc gasol this summer
Nash
Bell
Marion
Diaw
Stoudamire
Harden
Beverly
Ariza
Capela
Wtf the top team is way better???
This is embarrassing tbqh.
Popovich getting BLACKED by Pringles
>>75654799
Yeah please stay where u are dont move to Austin it sucks.
TFW pop wanted rocks to win by 30 so they get over confident
spurs sweep in 5
CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP
>>75654829
because of how good he was 4 years ago
>Rockets: the new cool
>Spurs: play magic the gathering on the bench
>>75654834
I'm Fucking done with spurs trying to get big name players in offseason now. They always seem to play worse with us
>35 point Rocket lead
HOLY SHIT! WTFLOLBBQ!
How BTFO are Spur fans right now?!
Uhhh goys, they're supposed to be choking...
>>75654854
local chains don't count m8, i can make a better burger than whataburger but it will take me time to make it
>>75654837
how so? I just spent 5 bucks on your mother. THE BEST ASS. BIGLY.
>>75654851
A woman that likes to throw away money sounds very interesting to me too.
Stop discussing fast food fat fucks. Eating for energy is such an outdated way of thinking. Ever tried sungazing? It will change your life for the better.
pops playin the long game
this is going as planned
>>75654854
>austinfag detected
As an aside, my Houston niggas, I came back to town after being away for college for a while. This city gets a bad rap from the burbniggas who have nothing to do out in the boonies but holy shit there's a great nightlife here in the actual city
>>75654827
thanks lad
wow that's beyond pathetic
>>75654856
Not if they embarrass themselves this series. If Spurs win this series though, there's no doubt they're getting CP3.
>>75654862
8D CHESS BRAH
>>75654856
>built not bought
>People arguing over their diamond rings, wives and money
>>75654857
Nash=Harden
Bell<Beverly
Marion>Ariza
Diaw>Anderson
Amare>>>Capela
these spurs just suck ass, the rockets will get swept by the warriors
>>75654857
>forgetting Anderson and Gordon
baka
Duncan
prime Parker
prime Ginobili
Bowen
Horry
Barry
Leonard
Aldridge
Green
fossil Parker
fossil Gasol
fossil Ginobili
wtf the top team is way better
>>75654857
The Spurs don't have Horry to cheat for them this time.
>>75654857
Yeah that extra player really helps
>>75654880
>not subscribing to breatharianism
Danny Green is awful
Imagine being some mestizo spuds fan and paying like $100 to sit in the rafters and seeing this """game."""
>>75654883
Do you prefer Midtown or the Heights?
>>75654880
>Sungazing is the act of looking directly into the Sun. It is sometimes done as part of a spiritual or religious practice.
jesus christ the liberals really are invading Texas
Abbott fix this NOW!
Should the NBA have the Spurs and Rockets redo this playoff game in case it was a big fluke?
No disrespect to the rockets, I'm a firm believer that Houston beating them is a huge fluke and robs the Spurs of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Spurs play great basketball it's just not fair.
If the Spurs lose again I will face that the Rockets deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Spurs and the NBA.
>>75654874
>"how so?"
>DUDE YO MAMA JOKE LMAO
>"bigly"
you need to get laid
>>75654899
>people arguing when the world is ending
You know, in most religion texts, this is the way it goes
so it figures
>call in for my evening shift at McD's to watch the Spurs
>already on a warning for calling in before
>going back in and say I 'fixed' my flat tire
Wish me luck on keeping my job senpai
>>75654390
muh 45 dimnesional mah jong
>>75654906
>Bowen
>in after hand check era
lol
that type of player is a non factor, that's like having Laimbeer as a center
The spurs inability to score against the rockets is the most alarming thing about this game
>>75654862
>sweep
>5
>>75654931
>t. butthurt poorfag projecting this hard
get a dog, nerd
>>75654929
that's why they play series dipshit
So is this Pop's master plan?
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
What did he mean by this?
>>75654939
It's almost like if you double team Kawhi the Spurs are useless
>>75654941
ikr it will be a sweep in 7 if spurs win
>13 assists by Harden
>But muh point statpadding
>>75654941
newfag
>>75654939
Shots just aren't going in
>>75654935
Kys
spurs comeback
>>75654955
>Reading Skip Bayless tweets.
>>75654915
delete this picture
COME back!
>>75654928
>implying this isn't some shit I read on the bodybuilding dot com forums years ago
Wew lad
>>75654955
SKEEUP
>turn on stream
>Harden on the free throw line
every time I turn on a rockets game, he's on the free throw line
can it be garbage time now?
let the scrubs have some playoff minutes
>>75654929
It's no fluke.
The Spurs have always been very good at finding new and interesting ways to disappoint their fans.
Whether it's losing in the first round or blowing a championship series... choking like this is what they do.
>>75654955
He has autism
>>75654533
spurs havent been dominant since 05
got lucky in 07 playing the cavs and got lucky in 14 with lecramps
>>75654955
He's still relevant?
Anyone who watches Skip or SAS, and not Cowherd is a fag
>>75654875
What a stupid argument. If a 5 dollar ring makes your wife look good to her friends and makes your relationship the talk of her social circles, something every woman wants no matter what she says, is it "throwing away money"? No, and she's worth it, so what's ten dollars? A hundred? A thousand?
Your inability to produce money doesn't make your love more real, lol. In fact it makes you statistically more likely to fight and divorce.
>>75654926
Washington Ave my nigga
>>75654944
enjoy your numb hand, faggot
>the city of 10D chess
>>75654810
A&M is for retards. The core? Lol.
We do Architectural work for them and the campus is a complete mess. They are constantly trying to "one up" Texas with these shitty expansions and stretching budgets on saving shitty old brick core buildings full of mold.
Lol look at their engineering building reskin/expansion. They think this would compete with EERC at Texas lmao.
>>75654935
Stay home
watch the game
and fill out some job apps tomorrow
>later, accused the supervisor of sexual harassing you
>>75655004
enjoy your blasted anus
>>75654507
>pic related
>>75654978
>implying i wasn't being ironic about being series about your post
GR33N
>>75654875
"throwing money away" is relative.
people with money don't throw it away - they simply buy the things they want.
>Legit might be at 100 in the 3rd
>it's another Texas game thread devolves into crippling autism and people trying to claim their garbage city in Texas is better than the other garbage cities in Texas
>>75654990
>Got lucky in 14
>After making a repeat appearance
Nah they were mad
>>75655014
I'm a black male tho
>>75654971
>spurs comeback
Lol capped more
Lol
>>75655011
A&M has always been shit, don't tell me people there think they are better than Texas?
Everything is going right rocket bros!
>>75655017
would
looks like she might have great tiddies
>>75654986
they've been consistently good for years.
>>75655017
I can't tell if her tits are big or not
Is Nene juicing?
what is westbrook thinkin right now?
>>75655036
doesn't matter, it's a new age
in fact, that probably helps your case
All this memechucking god damn
come back my spurs
>>75655049
consistently good at choking.
they actually have more playoff chokes than rings.
>>75655032
>the game feature 2 texas teams
what did you expect? hugs and kisses?
Game is boring
Who does KStew root for?
>system designed to get Kawhi buckets
>gets instantly destroyed by double teaming Kawhi
what did pop mean by this?
FUCK!
>TFW we could get a Dubs vs Rockets WCF
I HATE THE ROCKETS! FLOPPING MOTHERFUCKERS PISS ME OFF!
Rockets had 70 in the first half, spurs still haven't reached that
SA WILL WIN I BELIEVE
Come back time
This feels like the 2013 warriors series were they kept making everything in game 1 but came back and won in 6
rackets sweep in 4?
>>75655043
You haven't heard? They are SEC now! Lol
>>75655065
every team does
Spurs will sweep in 6
>>75655073
>>75655045
>she
>>75655055
>her
>>75655059
>Muh stats
Do Spurdora fans really think this team can compete with the Warriors?
>>75655024
>GR33N
Lol hes 1-20
Last two numbers is the amount of points the Spurs score in the 4th
>Harden actually complaining about Kawhi falling into him and getting a call
>D'Antoni barely suppressing laughter
State of the league in one shot
Does anyone have the
>Beautiful basketball was a mistake
pic?
>>75655073
you win this time, anon, you win this time
I bet 250 on sa
>down by 30
>comeback
this game is literally over
>>75655064
Ahaahahaha
>>75655011
>>75655043
A&M is slowly becoming more relevant, had the #1 overall draft pick, creating better NFL talent, the famous Dude Perfect guys with one of the largest Youtube channels went to A&M, the Demolition Ranch Youtube guy that has 3 channels with 1 million subs each went to A&M
>>75655084
No. Not every team wins 60 games and loses in the first round. Not every team is 20 seconds away from a championship and ends up losing the series.
Sorry, but you're wrong. The Spurs are special in this regard.
>>75655097
If that's a man then I'm gay
>>75655113
sad
>>75655080
this series will be close. Spurs likely still win.
>that
>a foul
Where's Fizdale when you need him?
>>75655079
>Come back time
Ahahahahaha
>>75655078
AhHhahahahhahaJjahaha
>>75655073
>tfw she'll never get BLACKED
why live?
Whatever Cockshits, you can have game 1 and I'll go smash my qt Spurs gf after the game. Cya fags
Dirty spur cucks.
>this rockets fan putting his arms up like a faggot after every call
someone take him out
>>75655073
*brap*
>>75655130
Still recovering from the rookening
>>75655129
Not if Houston keeps running and gunning like this. I don't think SAS has the parts to keep up. They rely too much on slow footed bigs.
Cue the refball
>>75655135
>those saggy arms
Kek she looks 40
>>75654819
>Veronica
>Admits she's obsessed with pooping
That's the kind of girl I've been dreaming about. If you asked her too, she would probably take a hot steaming dump straight into your mouth.
>>75655143
>>75655135
Chuck wasn't lying
Classic spurs Jobbing like they usually do
>>75655135
BIG OL WOMEN
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>Refball
simmons a real nigga
>>75655135
lol post a pic of your "qt Spurs gf"
>>75655113
why would you bet on someone @1.30, thats just a waste no return never gunna make it
patty mills 10pts + spurs win was @3.70
if you don't like the warriors, root for the Rockets. Warriors would sweep the Spurs.
>>75655058
MONKEY juice
come back in the 4th just wtch
CHIMPOUT
>>75655170
looked like easy money I'm a dumb fuk.
>the populace of San Antonio
>>75655171
Warriors will sweep either team, but at least the Rockets stand a chance of losing within single digits
>>75655073
Is he okay?
>>75655118
Bush SR went to A&M, you think alumni matters?
fucking pic related went to Texas, it doesn't mean shit
Dedmon chimping out
>dedmon
lmao i didnt know spurs had goons i thought they were le classy
Dedmon a real one
I bet a Hillary supporter like pop is cool with his players chimping out
THE CHIMPENING
>win a chip
>3 straight years of playoff disappointment
what happened?
>be down 30
>chimpout
classy as always spurdoras
>>75655210
>being emotional while getting BTFO makes you a goon
surprised dudes don't kill people out there. I would.
Jonathon Simmons and Dwayne Dedmon are real niggas. They are the future of the spurs nigga let these old mf's retire lol deadass bruh senpai desu desu
fuck man i fuckin hate KG
nene is the realest nigga to ever hide behind a referee while pretending he's tough
>>75655200
At least someone on the team has some fight in them. Fuck's sake.
>Dedmon being a nigger
>Not sending Bev in to punch him
Dedmon?!!?! More like dead man hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah omfg lmao *breathes*
>>75655192
Aggies always say their graduation year after their name when they meet other Aggies. Alumni only matters around other Aggies.
>>75655118
>creating better NFL
>>75655219
Gasol happened lol
>>75655143
>not *braap*
Pleb
>>75655192
Thank you based Sgt. Gunny teaching me about this autist.
>>75655234
More like
>dedteam
surprised they haven't cleared the bench for trash time
it was over at the half
>>75655233
>implying bev's not on the bench in the DMs laying ground work to fuck his bitch
>>75655219
Duncan/Parker/Ginobili got old and Danny Green regressed.
What type of chess is pop playing right now with this deficit?
Good god, LaMarcus is so useless come playoff time.
In all honesty, how do you adjust? Sure, the Rockets will shoot worse, perhaps, but the Rockets are doubling Kawhi and no one else can do shit
this is an ugly game nene is trash
Over/under the nba awards lasting 3.5 years
Why do people eat food at the riverwalk? Do they not realize sewage fumes are being absorbed into their food?
>>75655226
Are you white?stop saying nigga
>>75655219
We fell for the big fish in offseason meme
>>75655257
i love how they only show the river walk
to anyone that decides to go to SA stay in the river walk lol and no it's not because SA is boring
>>75655257
99D Twister
>>75655244
based d'antoni going for the big 130
If Pop was as good as he is hyped he would send an enforcer to punch harden in the face
Look at Reggie snitching about a slight headbutt
>>75655265
Nene is one of the best performers in the playoffs right now
>>75655219
Danny peaked too early
what kind of hot pocket should i make /sp/ ? bbq white chicken or roasted turkey & bacon?
>>75655275
>that vein on her thigh
DISGUSTING
>Selling wolf tickets
What fucking year is it, Reggie?
>enjoying dinner on the river walk and washing it down with a $12 margarita.
i just heard ejection on nene
BALL DONT LIE
>>75655305
What happened?
>slight headbutt from dedmon
>>75655011
>>75655043
A&M came from being an all-male military school to rapid 60s 70s expansion that left the campus looking architecturally strange. That has nothing to do with their educational power, though. A&M researches well beyond their weight, especially considering they only get 1/3 of the PUF compared to UT's 2/3s - to be fair, 1 of those 2/3s goes to MD Anderson and the separate med branches - but there's not much of an educational difference between the two, especially when it comes to undergraduate education.
Also, comparing Texas-Texas A&M's engineering programs is a major wash. It's so neck in neck that acting like there's a better program is asinine.
Also, if you work in Texas, you know that the A&M alumni network is better. Texas has more punching power out of state, but A&M alum employers cultishly hire A&M grads like none other
>>75655045
>>75655055
And y'all are also dense
>>75655275
>>75655263
Literally it's all on Lamarcus. He's supposed to be the number two guy. Spurs picked him up as the number 1 free agent because they figured he could replace Duncan.
Aldridge took a shit on the Rockets in the playoffs before coming to SA. If he doesn't start dropping a minimum of 20pts a game going forward then they have no chance.
FUCK NENE
COME BACK
>>75655269
who gon stop me though
>>75655263
hope everyone else starts hitting shots
>>75655292
>No pepperoni
BRAZIL ON SUICIDE WATCH.
NENE BTFO BY THE SHITTY REFS.
huh, spurdoras?
>>75655295
And you are a low test pleb chatting shit about based Dee Siren
FIGHT
Turning this shit off. These flops are embarrassing, and the fact that the refs allow it to happen is a disgrace
I just got home from work
wtf is going on
>>75655318
>second string center ejected
looks like your ball handlers still cant keep a dribble together
>Nene getting ejected for a push
>not ejected for a actual fist fight
Any good of sites to get recipes off of?
Was the Lou Williams trade the best trade this season?
>>75655338
>Flop
He didn't fake the contact. He went up for a shot while mills had his hands on him. Faggot.
lmao
>>75655341
It looked like he grabbed his neck
>>75655341
hey it was only a slight headbutt
>>75655269
nigguh pls
>>75655344
Recipes.com
>>75655346
as i stated earlier, yes it was, by far
>>75655341
Off night for the spurs and bad calls.
>>75655346
Nurkic
It was highway robbery
>>75655354
>fouled before he even tried to start shooting
so why does he get freethrows again?
>Do not reply to namefags
>Filter namefags
When will people learn you can't put your hands on the opposing players? Harden and Lou don't flop. You reach they teach.
>>75655317
that was the old rockets team. + hes older
Eject that nigger elbowing patty in the neck.
Even the referee are flopping. wtf
Samantha 38g is the best Texan woman
>>75655380
Because it wasn't before he tried shooting.
>down 30
>at home
this feels hopeless to play. i cant imagine how it feels.
>Five minute review in a 30 point game
This is why basketball is unwatchable
>>75655401
>fake chica
Even john wall wasn't this shook yet
>>75655392
SPURS FANS ON COMPLETE DAMAGE CONTROL MODE
GETTING READY TO SUFFER 2 DECADES of MEDIOCRITY. FEEL THE PAIN OF 1 MILLION KINGS FANS
>>75655404
hopeless
>more reviews
I wish SVG was calling this game. He's not afraid to call this bullshit out for what it is
How is it possible the spurs have been down almost exactly 30 since the first quarter?
>>75655404
>"this is how i imagine that feels"
>"I can't imagine how that feels"
pick one
PUT TIM IN
Are the spuds just tired?
>>75655414
yo shutup
Honestly with the Anderson steal and Dedmon dunk the Spurs have the momentum going into game 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>le reddit robot man
i love watching meme getting exposed
>>75655441
How can they be tired
I remember they got bodied by OKC in 2014 but won that series and then the chip. Let's hope they bounce back big
It's not fair lads
Kawhi has no help
>TNT telling us to download the br app
Are they secretly shitposters?
>sa
>relevant
pick one
DONT SIT KAWAII
COME BACK
>spurs have shot more free throws despite driving to the paint less
Are the rockets getting ROOKED?
>>75655313
Lol nice try, I do work in Texas. We work for like 10 different UT Systems and 2 aggy ones.
Aggy engineering isn't close, they do "construction management" and kick out actual retards into the contracting business.
The aggy alum are also getting outspent $10:$1.
>cutting Matt Bonner
You asked for this
>>75655443
Pop out here playing 6d chess
>>75655443
honestly theres still 10 minuites of regulation and the #defacit is growing
The Spurs couldn't even cut into the lead. That's crazy.
this has been over for a while
post T H I C C
>>75655397
Her and Dee are both pretty good.
>>75655404
you just play and think about the next game
these guys are professionals
Remember when y'all said the Rockets would get whooped by the Spurs?
>>75655467
>>75655466
this mismatch is ridiculous
rockets sweep in 3
>the city of 5D Checkers
>>75655466
Cockshits keep making their meme shots. I'm hoping they use up all their meme magic in this game.
>>75655443
This. Pop this so his loyal gambling addicts can make more money betting on the Spurs in 5 after tonight.
>All those SAS """""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""" leaving
>>75655467
i would but faggot canada will report me and the faggot mod will ban me
>SCAM EL PHONYO
>SPUDS
>LE EPIC POPPAVICH!!!!! BETTER THAN PHIL!!!
MOVE THE TEAM TO MEXICO ITS FINISHED LMAOOO
>>75655467
>>75655448
SKEEEUP actually said this system player is better than lebron
im gonna enjoy seeing his damage control tomorrow
>fly 7200 miles to see your team get BTFO by 30
AHAHAHAHAH
>>75655460
>aggy
How's cocksnotglocks working out for you there, shaggybevo?
>>75655341
>some benchwarmer chimp tries to headbutt your star
>you push him away
>get ejected by the (((((nbAIDS)))))
>>75655489
I can't tell if she's early in pregnancy of just fat, but I don't care.
>boat in river walk
>>75654994
This is a new level of edge and a petty attempt to put someone else down. Do yourself a favor and stop trying to pick on other people. Grow the fuck up already.
>Houshitstains acting like 3s will be going in all game.
See you at game 2, cunts.
>>75654929
This was a Blackhawks pasta lol
>8 minutes left
>fans already leaving
top kek
>>75655398
lol
>>75655511
pushing away is okay. just don't do it by the neck and you'll be allowed to push all you want.
>>75655509
>>aggy
>How's cocksnotglocks working out for you there, shaggybevo?
I see you have been programmed by the MSM to repeat this bullshit. 50 dykes wave dildos is a huge deal.
Trump had 10,000 patriots at a rally, 2,500 were in line 3 hours early, no coverage.
>>75655135
"Extra Barbacoa please"
>>75655526
lol spurs
>The nonexistent fans of the San Antonio Spics
>>75655538
It's a thirty five point lead and the Cockshits are still making threes
Wtf this game isn't over why are fans leaving... We still got a chance
>>75655380
He is constantly in a shooting state. If you bump into him on the street he gets free throws.
>>75655513
Who is this chick??
>>75655526
Honestly, the spurs don't have the offense to hang with the rockets even if they don't hit their 3s. They shot like 20% from the 3 point line against OKC and were scoring 110 a game. The spurs have one guy who can score on a consistent basis while the rockets have like 3. Rockets in 5.
>>75655555
>those digits
SKEEEEEEEEUUUPPP
>>75655550
Theres gonna be alot of DWI deaths and bud lite lime flavored babies born in SA tonight.
>>75655565
some random hoe at the beach, who do you think dude?
>dedmon got ejected in garbage time
Pop is going to have a fucking heart attack
Lee going up for the walk of shame.
>>75655559
Those seats have been empty since halftime. See
>>75654671
>>75655559
Kek theres children going unmolested right now got to go eeyy no borders n laws n sheeit.
>>75655555
>QUINT FIVES
>BIG FAKE TITTIES
>DAT HIP CURVE
>'MURRICAN FLAG
FUCKING CHECKED
>Spurs fans in charge of attending games
Good, everything is going exactly as planned. Use up all your 3 pointers in the first game, then you won't have any left for the reason of the series. It's the perfect plan.
>>75655594
is that what happened to the real chicagoat?
>>75655617
Riiiight. Give up home court advantage in the most embarrassing fashion possible. Exactly as Pop planned.
>>75655617
>Good, everything is going exactly as planned. Use up all your 3 pointers in the first game, then you won't have any left for the reason of the series. It's the perfect plan.
lol yeah lets let em score a bunch and get confidence that will keep them from scoring later
OUTBANTERED BY BASED BEV.
>>75655621
His smile and optimism, gone
>it's another "opponent doesn't have enough horses to keep up with the Rockets' explosive offense" episode
Who knew that Spurms = Blunder?
kek
Kawhi doesn't deserve this lads
Im going to join him in 2k and win every year with him.
>Sam Dekker is hitting 3s
Wew lad
>>75655628
and Rbo
>>75655552
oh please, I've been to your campus. Half the people I know from high school went there. It's filled with liberal bullshit. We have a statue of a Confederate general smack in the middle of campus and y'all got cucked into taking down Jefferson Davis
>>75655632
please continue
>>75655609
>>75655632
>that butterface
damn shame
>>75655639
Home court advantage isn't a thing for the Spurs, they can win anywhere.
>>75655617
>Houshitstains are already getting complacent
>will begin to panic as their morale hits rock bottom
>kawahi will unlock his potential to euthanize the cockshits
It's the perfect plan.
Based Pop. How does he do it?
>>75654929
I hope this becomes a good pasta
also I'm aware of the Hawks/Preds background
>>75655656
this woman was meant for breeding only
>>75655538
Are you new to following basketball
>>75655665
I'm not sure that's true.
>lulling the cockshits into a false sense of d'antoni
pop is on a WHOLE nother level
>We're up by 37 halfway through the 4th
>Let's keep shooting 3's
>>75655555
>>75655609
She's German.
False patriotism really gets my blood boiling.
>>75655656
She should think about firming up a bit more. Maybe lose about 10 pounds.
I'd still fuck her though.
>assmad Spurms "fans"
>memeing THIS HARD
Stay assmad, faggots!
>>75655696
they could at least eat the clock and get some rest
>tfw wasted $30 worth of pizza on a blowout game
FUCK
>>75655696
What you want them to do
Sit on the court and play rock paper scissors?
>>75655650
He's been practicing
>CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
>>75654724
Didn't a few UT students get "hooked" today by a bowie knife?
No thanks. Pass.
>>75655696
>>75655696
>he doesn't understand the point of the Morey/D'Antoni offense
Y'all betta recognize!
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>75655690
>I'm not sure that's true.
So Spuds got a 61-21 record by just winning at home?
>>75655719
can i have some ...
>>75655719
On dominoes no less. You don't have any good local pizza places?
>>75655707
You should get better taste in women. Not too many pencil-thin supermodels out there for a swinging bachelor that browses 4chan.
>it's gotten so bad the white people are playing
Kawhi's the only one putting in any effort
>>75655744
The Spurs are the #1 road team in the league, bruh
>>75655743
>>75655719
>Game is nearly over
>You've ate a grand total of like 3 pieces
I'd literally have nearly a whole pizza ate within 20 minutes
>>75655744
This is the 2nd round of the playoffs, not the regular season.
>>75655707
This is the single worst post in 4chan history.
>>75655719
pass me a slice holmes
>>75655460
Brian go to bed
>>75655719
Feed me, mang.
>>75655703
>implying she can't get her red white and blue on
>>75655665
This. #1 road team for a reason. Spurs in 6.
>>75655768
That's what i'm saying
Spuds main issue is lack of offense. Kawaii can't do it all on his own.
>>75655754
She wouldn't be pencil thin if she lost 10 pounds. She'd be just right, and without that cellulite around her stomach.
She'd be model thin if she lost 30 pounds.
>win the season series
>lose game 1 in the playoffs
Spurs logic, everybody
>>75655813
Then she wouldn't be thicc faggot. There are plenty of flat chested, no ass white girls to go around.
>australian celtics fans
>>75655813
Not that anon, but models are too thin IMO as it is. I blame Twiggy. Forget that shit, let's have some well-proportioned models who aren't too thicc or too sticc, but just in that sweet spot.
>>75655808
Kawhi wasn't actually helping in that regard either. He wasn't stellar on offense, and his ballhandling wasn't great either. He didn't handle the doubles well, especially early on.
the thick meme has gone to far desu
you've been brainwashed by landwhale feminists
>>75655678
Spurs in 5, anon.
>>75655839
She would still be thick, just in better shape. Losing 10 pounds is not like losing 40 pounds. She wouldn't be skinny, that's for sure.
>>75655867
Agreed famm, if you like these fat girls you're simply too ugly to snag an attractive gf.
>>75655867
>implying THICC = landwhale
That's just the effect of chubby-chasers co-opting the THICC meme.
>>75655867
t. small dick whiteboi
>>75655878
This.
Plus the based God's curse
>>75655656
Does she even have decent tits...
>>75655916
I dunno, you got a front pic?
>>75655918
Damn dawg just an FYI when your mom calls you handsome she's just being nice
>Not stomping SAS into the ground with 40+ points
>still shooting 3's in garbo time
>>75655971
eh it's funny
>>75655961
Nigga you in a thicc thread, piss off.
SPURMS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
AT LEAST IN GAME 1
GAME 2 WEDNESDAY FAGGOTS
Rockets in 5
>>75656013
these 2 women are fat
>>75656013
Nope. I notice and I care. I have high standards.
I'd still fuck her though, but I'd tell her to hit the treadmill and cut down on the churros.
>>75654655
well played anon
>>75656023
Haha ok dude.You can keep fucking stick figures thats just more fertile women for me.
>>75656026
>I have high standards
They arent high standards theyre your standards. Theres a difference. The vast majority of people would rather have a girl with more ass than less ass.
All according to keikaku ;_;
>>75655570
Wrong
Pop is going to let Harden get MVP, the championship, marry the girl of his dreams, have beautiful kids then when he is 80 and eating his eggs he will notice they are a little bit spicier than he usually like them and turn to see Pop standing there. He's playing Sonic 3 inside Sonic and Knuckles inside a Game Genie inside a SEGA CD inside a SEGA Genesis.
kill me desu