The Aliens are here they challenged us to a series of athletic competitions including Soccer, ice hockey, basketball, rugby 7s, baseball, and track and field.
We need to assemble 1 Super team of the earth's 30 greatest athletes who do we choose?
Not you, since you are fat and american.
LeGod
Bryce Harper
5 fat Samoans
Ronaldo
Odell Beckham Jr
Alexander Ovechkin
Sidney Crosby
Mike Trout
Aaron Judge
Rooney
5 German Soccer players
Rudy Gay
Usain Bolt
Carey Price
Russell Wilson
Cam Newton
Kyrie Irving
Kevin Love
Russell Westbrook
Rick Nash
James Harden
Rob Gronkowski
>>75621765
>no brady
>>75621681
Oh man how will I ever recover
>>75621884
>brady
>athletic
>>75621765
we could not assemble a proper soccer team from these 30, we'd get rekt
>>75621765
>>75622885
Also Crosby and Ovi would not be able to carry a 20 man ice hockey team
The aliens would destory us if they had any practice, 30 people is not enough
>>75622885
>>75622973
The Ayy Lmaos have to work with 30 too
Wed rekt them with just
LeBron
Westbrook
Ovi
PK Subban
Carey Price
Messi
Ronaldo
Bryce Harper
Aaron Judge
Cam Newton
Russell Westbrook
>>75622885
>proper
>>75623758
what
just send tom and bill
>>75621765
>LeGod
stopped reading right there