http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo otball/babb/11573041/Pik

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>>75610255
For me, it's Chocolate

>>75610255
>oo-er these people don't have traditional names

Typical little englanders.

>>75610255
>Creedence Clearwater Couto scores a goal
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>75610300
>rating Chocolate
The other Chocolate is much better.

>>75610255
>Marlon Brandao

KEK

>mosquito
>pikachu

Do they not understand how goddamn ridiculous these things sound, or do they understand and are being willfully ignorant? Genuinely curious.

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This stuff is also found in other sports teams.

Example: Band Saracens, a rugby team in São Paulo

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>>75612613
>TSU

>>75611902
Apelidos, as we call nicknames, are usually gave to others as a banter.

>>75612613
For me, it's Daniel Silverio di Gianni

>>75612613

CHEWBACCA

>>75610300
>pato
>looks just like ig ol ronnie 9

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For me, it's Chedar

>>75610255
>based pikachu
>electrifying pace
>thunderous right foot
>quick attack on the counter
>fantastic agility

>>75610255
>Be brazilian football player
>Play against Mosquito
>Get zika

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>>75610255
>mahatma gandhi

>>75622905
>>75623268

Fukin kek

>>75612613
tsu
I'm dying

>>75610300
>di maria
>black
I don't get it

>>75623446
maybe he's a Cruzeiro fan

Where did this "for me its ______" meme come from?

>>75623673
Rio Ferdinand talking about Paul Scholes in an interview

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>>75612613
>Tsu
>De Wet

>>75618280
>(GREGG)

>>75610300
>perereca

>>75618280
For me, it's Avatar

>>75618280
>named Lock
>nicknamed Lock
>is a prop

>>75612782

But why accept it? If people start calling you fucking "Pikachu" why not say fuck off? Why use it on the back of your fucking jersey lmao

>>75610300
Fuckin sides never stood a chance

>>75612613
>named Marcelo Hellmeister Bellorio
>lets just call him Bellorio
One fucking job

>>75612613
>TSU
ahahahahahahahah

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>>75612613
>position: hooker

>>75618280
I prefer Alface

>>75612613
Caralho, só playboy. Remind me of school.

>>75618280
>I don't rank boquinha
End yourself if you don't

>>75610300
>basquin iverson
Wtf. Is he a NBA player?

>>75610300
Half of these just sound like normal Brazilian names; what a shit meme pic.

>>75610338
Unironically neck yourself.

>>75612613
>TSU
>Frank
>Chewbacca

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Best meme players pic

>>75611902
>tfw both scored against my team this season
>at least we're in the finals

>>75610342
kek

>>75632891
it's made by a brazilian blog, those names have some special meaning for us

Whateer happened to Bananinha? I heard he had a chance to play in Europe.

>>75610255
>For me, it's Creedence Clearwater Couto.
That sounds like a fucking Jojo character. That name kicks ass. I wish I was named Creedence Clearwater Couto.

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Going to Benfica lads.

>>75611207
Had a genuine kekkle at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg9iqBfLVdU&ab_channel=PokemonbyP-Pokemon

Look at that world class fucking free-kick from Pikachu, though. God damn I don't even care that there was barely a wall, that was sick.

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South Africa also have good names

>>75610300
>Pantera
>tfw you're a professional athlete and can't get laid

>>75610300
>Feijao
>Batata
>Batatinha

Not a single bit more silly than Kun, Chicharito or Socrates.

>>75627116
a lot of people do this.

Like there is a class with 40 kids, so if someone have a normal name + different surname they just call by the surname.

no one says my first name anymore in uni they just use my last name

>>75633112
I kek'd, obrigado.

>>75644045
Socrátes was his name tho, not like Kun or Chicharito.

>Sócrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Souza Vieira de Oliveira, MD (19 February 1954 – 4 December 2011), simply known as Sócrates, was a Brazilian footballer who played as an attacking midfielder. His doctorate in medicine and his political awareness earned him the nickname "Doctor Socrates".

>>75644045
Tecatito Corona.

So what's funny about Rafael Scheidt?

>>75644123
When he played for Celtic, people noticed your surname when pronounced by german way (german surname) sound too similar than a scottish slang related with shit or dick (I don't remember on this part exactly)

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For me, its Bacteria and TSUnami

>>75644053
But his name is Hell fucking Meister, is like they said "we don't know what the fuck that means so let's just call him by his surname"

>>75644123
>>75644681
I don't know how you pronounce that name in Brazilian Portuguese, but as you say, in German it is pronounced roughly the same as we Brits pronounce 'shite' which is just a less common alternate form of 'shit'.

>>75646960
Scheidt is pronounced in Brazil by german way. Same with Fucks (sacked from Vitória-BA today).

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>>75610255
For me, it's Bill

>>75646887
Hellmeister is his mother's surname, José.

>>75610255

Ben-Hur, great charioteer and top pick in any football squad, but for me it's Perereca >>75610300

>>75612613
>is named fucking Paganini
>goes by GAH

>>75644998
What happened to Tsunamis photo?

>>75625137
You go by the "name" you are recognized over here

>>75644998

Tsunami should be banned from using that name if he plays against Japan.

>>75610342
>Creedence Clearwater Couto gets injured
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>75648320
It looks washed over

>>75625137
>why not say fuck off?
lmao good luck not being called a name once others find out it bothers you

>>75610255
>fucks off to benfica

>Creedence Clearwater Couto
>scores goal
>it aint me starts playing in the stadium

>>75618280
for me, it's BT

>>75637624
>>75659198
actually scratch that, for me it's A

>>75637624
For me, it's BIG

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>>75625137
>why not say fuck off?
That's exactly the trigger, dumbass. I'm called nhonho since ever just cuz I tell them to fuck off

>Marlon Brandão
my sides are gone

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>>75612613
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75657885

For me, It's the Brazilians with the worst naming conventions ever, bar none, they are retarded.

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african team names

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>beat police
>arrested

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>>75659642
>Triangle

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>>75657885
>mr. d
>zina
>raj
>susto
>frotinha

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>>75612613
>gordo
>flaquito
>barba

>>75663774

For me, it's ..

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>>75618280

>>75610255
what's wrong with rafael scheidt

>>75663774
ye boi

Fucking monkeys

>>75659637
Nicknames potato eater. Glad they gave us a lot fun, meanwhile Ireland gave us... Hmnn

>>75610342

lma

>>75663774
For me, it's Boi

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>marlon brandao

>>75666065
Boi means Ox in portuguese

>>75659642
For me, it's Dongo

>>75611902
And in what plane of existence does telling people to "fuck off" when they call you a nickname you don't like makes them stop instead of calling it even more?