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Why are Russians not so good at football? They have a very big country, and I don't think they have any other popular sports.
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>>75587614
Biathlon and hokkeii are much more popular in the rigions with real talent.
Also nobody cares about club football.
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Because Russia only care about hockey, not faggy divegrass
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The last good Russian player, 2008, 2009 and 2010, played for Arsenal
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they are poor
they are drunks
it's really cold in winter
whole generations of able-bodied men have been repeatedly wiped out in wars
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>>75587614
Because no soviet system to develop society skills
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>>75587614
holy fuck the size of those arms
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Why isn't your ountry?

Why isn't any big country forthat matter?
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it's cold
bear ate ball
i hit puck with stick now
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>>75587717
>7717
>7-1
>1-7
Great digits famiglia
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>>75587614
they are just like Americans actually, so butthurt over not being the absolute best at a fucking game they pretend not to care and instead focus on meme sports only they take seriously. can't even imagine how insecure and neurotic does a (((culture))) have to be to do that
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>>75587614

>I don't think they have any other popular sports

Hockey and boxing are very popular in Russia and they're good at both. Russia has the best amateur/olympic boxing program in the world
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>>75588654
>Russia has the best amateur/olympic boxing program in the world

Gee, I wonder why
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they are poor
and it snows for like 7 months out of the year so hard to play in that condiditon
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Soccer is only really popular in Moscow and St Petersburg

Most of the athletes come more from like Siberia
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>>75587614
>>75588700
>le paid attractive whores in full Poccия outfits shipped to internationally televised games by the government as part of the psy ops campaign aimed to undermine western men's desire for western women

don't fall for it lads. btw this effort is coordinated with the tojos who are trying to the same thing by making white western men fall in love with their gook pedophile cartoons
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>>75588734

?
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Russians only care about chimping out and drinking vodka
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>>75587717
This!
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>>75587614
Russia is my friend. You don't talk bad about my friend. Russian machine never breaks
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>>75587614
Too busy playing CS:Go
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>>75587717
i miss this guy so much ;__: wenger ruined him.

t. arsenal fan
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Their Messi
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>>75589145
CYKA BLYAT

WESTERN DOG MOTHERFUCKER
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>>75589202
Mee too, But he is finished since 2011 or 2012.
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>>75588096
u too
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>>75587717
Is he still alive?
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Shit infrastructure
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>>75587778
>it's really cold in winter
This is key. Within the U.S. the warmer regions produce a lot more athletes. If a child can go outside and play 330 days a year, he'll develop a lot better physical skills than one who can only do so 150 days a year.
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>>75588700

Post more slavfus.
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>>75587614
>tfw you find out she got fucked by 50 guys in one night at a sex party in moscow
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>>75587614
The Russian team is not so good now, but they had been better in the past (especially in 2008, when they reached the semis at the Euros). Also the USSR had a quite strong football tradition and some very good teams, but Soviet football was centered mainly on Ukrainian teams and players so
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We're poor and good football schools exist only in a few cities.
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>>75587614
>Poland, Croatia, Czech, Bosnia are all better than Russia.
Lel. Worst Slavs.
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>>75587614
A bunch of meme-answers were below like Russians caring aboht h*ckey qhich they don't so I'll give a real answer:

Russian league has a foreigner limit (which was intended to get more good Russian players but is counterproductive), but because there are so little good Russian players they just make 3 million per year at age 21 and don't even care about improving because the teams need good players to fullfil the foreigner limit requirments. That is why Russian footballers inside of Russia have stereotypes of being overpaid annoying brats and is why young Russian players get boo'd often. But because they make so much money they don't go abroad either which means they don't learn different styles of football.

Also, all the young generation players grew up in '90s when everyone was poor as shit and no one could affort to put their kids on football training.

Eventually Russia will become good for their population size, probably 20 years or so, when foreigner limit is gone and every keed is on a footba club with training and not playing on the streets.
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>>75589696
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>>75590090
I'd cheeki breeki inside her but.
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>>75589576
Russian kids play footbal 365 days a year.
>>75590016
>But because they make so much money they don't go abroad either which means they don't learn different styles of football.
This
>Also, all the young generation players grew up in '90s when everyone was poor as shit and no one could affort to put their kids on football training.
Arshavin and the rest of good players of 2008 team were born in early 80's. Teens of their generation could become junkies/drunks/prostitutes or strong men. Hard times create strong men.
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>>75590376
Butt*
Godamn it all.
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>>75588070
Because soccer is a chick sport in our country.
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>>75587657
Why do Europeans constantly shit on us for not caring about soccer but I never see them shitting on you for it.
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>>75588070
Soccer is for one of the following here

>gays
>women
>losers who suck at the 4 sports here
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>>75590732
Because maybe we constantly boast about "Muh Gold Medals per Capita?" And keep bragging about our athletes? Russia doesn't do that.
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>>75590732
Football is actually pretty popular. And Russian NT general shitness is overblown and doesn't correlate with Russian club shittnes since Russian League just overtook Portuguese league in coefficinets and are 6th behind France.
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>>75590765
I think common american doesn't do sports. Common american is the fat one who just watches sports. Football/soccer is the best sport game to play. So if you are normal good person you play soccer and probably watch one. But you americans are fat retards so you follow sports that "good" to watch.
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>>75590984
The kids here play sports. Once people get older they turn into slobs that don't want to move and eat junk all day. I hate it man it isn't hard to stay a healthy weight. People here are so fucking dumb.
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>>75591061
Do kids like to play soccer?
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>>75591105
Actually yeah it's a popular kids sport here. Obviously not to the level as in Latin America or Europe, but I would say it's one of the more popular ones until like 14 years old or so. Hockey and football can be expensive, so it and basketball are cheaper options for families.

Although, I bet more children are playing more video games these days.
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>>75591105
some do, theres thousands of local leagues for small kids but these are really just places where parents can drop off their kids for an hour. they dont actually train or anything like that.
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because snow is not so good for open stadium sports
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>>75591177
Yup it's played fairly often for our youth but it's not like they are taught tactics or strategy. Basically kids running around kicking a ball without much intent of anything.
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>>75591173
>>75591177
>>75591237
>Basically kids running around kicking a ball without much intent of anything.
Do american kids play hockey by this way? It isn't expensive.
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>>75591347
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>>75591347
The kids that get into hockey don't quit by the age of 12 like they do in soccer. That's why we always say it's a sport for kids here, because most, not all, move on to one of the other sports here by jr high.
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>>75591407
>Do american kids play hockey by this way? It isn't expensive.
I forget something
...by this way? Do they play with no protection equipment. It isn't expensive.
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>>75591532
Oh you meant by the pic above. If you're just playing with friends yeah. Not in organized leagues though.

I'm not much the person to ask, I never played it much, even though I live in a northern state. I was a baseball and tennis kid.
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>>75588575
This
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>>75588575
Not everyone cares about soccer like euros do. Why can't euros understand that? We have our own sports and traditions that we value enough to not just drop just because everyone else plays soccer.

Of course all this will probably go over your head as Hungary doesn't have enough of a sporting culture to develop its own sports. Countries the size of states and provinces won't understand
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>>75591532
>>75591347
Californian hockey player here. A lot of kids just play 'In House' leagues which are for kids that are low skilled, less competitive, and lower cost.

Travel hockey (closer to academy hockey in Russia) is getting bigger and bigger every year here.
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>>75588575
Football is the no.1 sport in Russia tho

Not by as much of a margin as in most countries (hockey is a close 2nd), but it's definitely the national sport

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_in_Russia
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>>75587614
>>75588021
>>75589762
she started doing legit straight porn after her gangbang video leaked. Granted she only does porn with her husband, but still.
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>>75593009
Right you fag...when you make statements like that you're prety much obliged to provide links.
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>>75593142
I can link you my /gif/ threads if you want?
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>>75593142
Here you go

>>>/gif/10415415
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>>75593369
I can live with this.
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>>75593369
Haram
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>>75593369
Good lad
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>>75590799
Shut the fuck up euroboo faggot
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>>75590810
How the hell did that happen? Portugal does better than them in Europe
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>>75590732
No one shits on Americans for not caring you retard
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>>75593707
Yes they do you retard
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>>75593665
Portugal has only 2 half-assed CL level team and maybe 2 teams who choke in EL every year, rest is pure shit. In Russia there are maybe 1 or 2 half-assed CL teams but they have like 6 EL-tier teams which brings the coefficient up a lot
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>>75593369
wew
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>>75593726
Post any screencaps or link a single post you idiot. Laughing at Americans for trying to claim their domestic sports are all that matters isn't shitting on you for not caring
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>>75593833
Why does Europe care so much about Champions League. Wouldn't you guys rather have salary caps and a more healthy competitive league with parity rather than one or two super teams?
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>>75593726
Not true. I shit on americans because banter and because of all the time and effort some burger autists put in threads, just to assure us how much they don't care about what eurogods think about them.
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>>75593941
Why do you post about things you're clueless about?
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>>75592023
you didn't invent any of your sports though
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>>75593395
>>75593451
>>75593534
>>75593853
I'm glad you like it

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493492634784.webm
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Because the biggest major sport in Russia before modern times was surviving winter you insensitive prick.
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>>75593941

parity is actually shit. if one or two teams have all the best players in a league they end up developing new styles which forces the entire game of football to evolve and progress
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>>75594066
Nice song
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>>75587717
will never forget his legendary performance vs liverpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPyludgy0_A
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>>75594258
There is parity though
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>>75594258
Parity is much better than the two biggest teams dominating. It makes for a much stronger entertaining league.
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Why europeans are so obssesed with americans?
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>>75595731
>teeth
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>>75588899
y tho
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>>75595731
Why are so many Russian women models? Moscow has filled with10/10's. Are Slav genes superior?
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>>75587614
All their best athletes are too busy wrestling bears
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better question is why is china so shit. it has the biggest population on earth and soccer is the most popular sport there so how is it possible for them to be so bad.
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>>75587614
>>75595731
this girl does nasty, hardcore gangbang porn btw
wouldn't be surprised if someone paid the producers to film her for pr
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>>75587614
Football in Russia is massively corrupted. I've heard a story about young prospect being rejected because his parents couldn't afford the bribe to get the kid in the club.
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>>75595884
+traditional values. Men want beauty woman, women want strong man.
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>>75587614
She's Delilah G
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>>75596030
the chinese president has ordered his national team to win the world cup by 2030 now tho

they are spending crazy money on developing talents now

>pic related, a chinese football academy
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>>75596180
>direct government money in sports

Disgusting
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>>75592051
this still hurts, damn
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>>75591105
It's like the easiest sport to play. All you need is grass and feet. Basketball doesn't start till you can throw the ball well enough, which is hard when you are small.
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>>75595884
because the government pays literal models to attend games so you dumb cuck westerners will actually think "Are Slav genes superior"
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>>75596180
That is one beautiful academy
>>75596813
Yeah they should throw trillions in to building a billion bombs to drop on middle eastern shitholes instead
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>>75596180
great idea, that strategy worked out so well for them in basketball, a sport that only 5 countries in the world care about and one that needs only 5 players on field instead of 11 like football
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>>75598429
Mate. I've been to Moscow, I'm talking about the hotties there, not at the football games.
Why do you have something against Russians. Did Piotr bully you in school?
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Don't think football is popular in Russia. The sports they like are chess and math.
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>>75598502
If they bring in foreign scouts, coaches, managers etc it will work. There probably isn't a single good Chinese person in any of these roles
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>>75594258
no, there is less strategy of all of your players are simply better. With some good players and some average players per team you need to play more economical and strategic.

In hockey you used to have "grind lines" made of bargain players without much offensive skill, but could really hit people. They weren't expected to win the games but to wear down the opponent and play conservatively. That's an example of how different players could be put to food use.

If you simply had 4 lines of elite scorers you wouldn't need to think.
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>>75596180
They won't win shit. Doesn't matter how much money they dump into it.
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World class hooligans tbf
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>>75591532
Ive been playing street hockey, roller, outdoor roller and ice (when my parents could afford it) since I was little little little. Living by an outdoor free to use inline rink with nets was a huge catalyst for this. Never needed pads or anything for that stuff besides ice.

Also brand new hockey gear here can run $200-$300 a piece if not more. Ive never been too picky and am fine with a $35 slightly used helmet or gloves.
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>>75588575
Bullshit, no other sport in Russia is even 10 % as popular as football, who the fuck told you that Russians pretend not to care about football?
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>>75587614
That girl is a literal pornstar, by the way
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>>75589000
PED's
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>>75603324
post name or i'll fucking kill you Misha
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>>75587614

there are some cultures in which giving a fuck is frowned upon. Russia is one of said countries.

If you train, eat well and don't drink, you'll get your ass kicked by your local gang.
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>>75603324
dat gap
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>>75603324
well duh
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>>75587614
>I don't think they have any other popular sports.

Hockey, they're pretty good at it
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>>75603324
Who?!
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>>75606437
>has seen the gallery
oh sweet sweet nu-anon
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>>75607902
hasn't*
fuck, do some image searching and find it yourself. didn't save it, but from what i recall it was mostly taken in a sex club or something.
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>>75588899
too much /pol/ can really melt a man's mind
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>>75588899
they can shill them all they want, wouldn't trade my (half) hungarian gf for anything

will have a fap tho
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>>75590732
They have a serious inferiority complex towards us.
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In Soviet times the national team was half-ukrainian half-georgian plus russian goalkeeper. So the real question is why Ukraine and Georgia suck that much now
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>>75608053
"somebody" keeps ruining their league with war
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>>75608053
good question ivan
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>>75608076
Their leagues were always crap.
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I was fucking a Russian girl for a while.
Batshit crazy.
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>>75596034
sauce me
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The best GK of all time is a russian.
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>>75590732
we dont need ths
football here is #1 sports as elsewhere in Europe and people are chill about it

>>75587614
need communism
last good generations were in 90s and 00s - and they are all the offspring of soviet schools
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>>75593009
>after her gangbang video leaked
leaked? i though it was big studio video, not some home video which could be 'leaked'
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>>75593941
>salary caps
europe doesnt need this beacuse we dont have 'static' tables like in USA with all the relegations etc
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>>75590016
russian migrant?
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>>75589117
thanks for admitting kieb and donetsk as part of russia, briitsh media, but we still wont give you a WC
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>>75593009
yeah,I'mma need source on that since the /gif/ links don't work
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>>75589121
>Russian machine never breaks
A machine that never worked in the first place can never break - genius really.
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>>75594029
Basketball
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>>75592051

This is so fucking kino
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>>75608546
As far as I know those gangbangs she did/does are produced by the clubs she performs in. Those clubs require a fee to enter and all performers sign a non disclosure agreement. Someone on vola said that the leaked gangbang video is actually pasted form three different videos. And that the guy who made it was one of the performers who got thrown out of the club for some reason. There's a reason why we never saw and will never see the full video. You should probably know more than me since you live in the country
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>>75609523
Try a different browser. The link does work on chrome.Also download 4chan x so that you can view dead links
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>>75609702
I'm on chrome,and it doesn't work just gimme a name
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>>75609809
it's in the thread. Delilah G or something idk
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Slav thread?
Slav thread.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490254610258.webm
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>>75609975
source for the music?
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>>75611607
Aнтoхa MC is a singer
I forget song's name.
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>>75587614
>I don't think they have any other popular sports
h
o
c
key
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>>75612284
*forgot
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>>75612927
Thanks. The song was the first result after searching the guy's name. Bpeмя Toк
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>>75613002
I prefer Пpoвoдa and Coлoвьинaя poщa
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>>75596180
>chinks trying to copy European architecture

This looks more like a school for witchcraft and wizardry than fucking football.

What are those pesky chinks REALLY up to?
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>>75595718
/thread
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>>75589835
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>>75587614
Too much corruption is probably the answer. Plus you never see Russian players in different leagues.
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