>whenever Italy plays >"look at this beautiful display

>>75583648

Only plebs and bad commentators/journalists keep sayin that

>>75583761
So everyone. Got it.

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>>75583648
>whenever Germany plays
>they win 7-1

Ha! You dont know shit. Italy could win a match by 8-0 with 90% possession and people will still spout bullshit like 'le boring busparking meme'. It's a fucking curse

>>75583648
Italy has beatiful display of defensive football, Juventus CB pair plus Buffon pretty much guarantees that. That doesn't mean they are not playing attacking football.

Nobody is saying anything nice about Netherlands anymore.

Nobody is saying anything nice about Brazil anymore.

Germany is playing like they always play.

Not sure about Spain.

>>75583822
>Italy could win a match by 8-0 with 90% possession
No they couldn't.

>>75583761
So pretty much every commentator. I'm fucking sick of it. Everytime a traditional football nation is playing, we have to listen to those hacks spouting bad/outdated football stereotypes. If an African NT is playing, any of them, our commentators will say that their football relies on strenght rather than ball possession.

Foreign commentators will always say that we are playing Joga Bonito style, even if we are with the worst players we can get.

>tfw no Portugal saying

>>75583865
>Italy has beatiful display of defensive football, Juventus CB pair plus Buffon pretty much guarantees that. That doesn't mean they are not playing attacking football.

My point is, even if Italy is playing attacking football, people will see them as a defensive-minded NT and give you a lecture about Catenaccio, Maldini, Baresi, etc.

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This happen because people want to be told what they already know.

I am honestly tired of commentators pandering to the lowest type of fan. Fuck people and their awful taste, media should have the balls to try to educate people instead of giving them what they want.

>whenever England plays
????

>>75584084
What a beautiful display of kick and rush, truly the epitome of the beautiful game

>>75584084
Look, they flopped against a literally who team again

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>>75584084
>>whenever England plays

>>75584084
It's as excruciating as a root canal

>>75584084
E
A
S
Y

>>75583904
>whenever Portugal draws
>"they won!"

>>75583865
>Germany is playing like they always play.
Germany played completely different in 2006, 2010 and 2014

>>75584084
eleven good lads with good pairs of legs

>>75583865
>Nobody is saying anything nice about Brazil anymore.
Have you been under a rock the last year? They are winning the Hexa

>whenever argentina wins
"argentine team could win thanks to messi superb performance again, what would we do without the best footballer ever? We'd be worse than Fiji Islands" (even though we got 2wc and 14americans cup)

>whenever argentina loses
"it's all teams fault, agüero out, higuain out! only messi should stay"

>whenever England plays
>"OVERPAID, EMBARRASING, ROTTEN TO THE CORE, WE NEED TO FIX THE SYSTEM, LOOK AT THE GERMANS, YOU LET YOUR COUNTRY DOWN"

>>75583648
Italy and Brazil haven't been good in years. They lucked their way to the Euro 2012 finals and rightfully got wrecked

>>75586383
Who is saying the opposite?

>>75584084
"All the talent in the world (kek) but they just can't seem to put it together on the international stage"

>>75584084
The stereotype about English football here was that it relied on set-pieces or crosses to the box (chuveirinho, in Portuguese). I think it's related to how we saw the Premier League in the 90s

>Whenever a non-Enlgish team from the British Isles plays
>"You've just got to admire their passion"

>whenever USA plays
>American commentators:
>"Don't pay attention to the score line, consider instead the maturation and growth that these young players are showing. They just have to grow into it. It's going to be a bright future for USA soccer on the world stage one day soon. Sometimes these unfortunate things happen, Jamaica has some really, really skilled players."

>>75583648
>whenever Mexico plays
>"we are gonna do it this time, we are going further than the round of 16"

>>75583648
The only ones who get cucked by this are Italians because it seems we aren't able to play Football even if we beat Spain and draw against Krauts.

>>75589679
being underrated is an advantage

>>75584084
They can only play paceniggers and hope for the best.
Don't forget they don't have a goalkeeper.

>>75583648
>Whenever Australia plays
>It's 4am shouldn't you be asleep?
or
>Dodging land mines on the field in Iraq during world cup qualifiers

>>75587148
A little too accurate desu

>>75584084
hoof it up to the big lad up front

>>75584084
>whenever England plays
>allahu ackbar

>>75589733
>Who is Jack Butland

Just curious, what's the idea of Argentine football?

>>75595095
*stabs you*
>eh, shouldn't have worn that jersey in this neiborhood kid

>>75584084
>whenever England plays
>it's coming home la'

>>75595095
basically a bunch of thugs with the occasional GOAT among them
all italian commentator love to mention >muh garra when talking about argies

>>75595560
But that's the Uruguayans

>>75595560
>muh garra

That's pretty common here too

>>75595095
Murderball

>>75584084
OMNISHAMBOLIC

>>75583648

>whenever England plays
>"bravery football, la, one for the ages, la!"

>>75595621
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>75595095
We don't have an identity because we keep changing up styles depending on the whim of whoever the current manager is.

>It's end to end stuff this
>acres of space
>he's hit that in row z
>he's got genuine pace
>game of two halves
>big man but good with his feet
>cultured left foot
>away goals are double
>110%
>remonstrating with the ref
>no-nonsense defending

What do other countries have for commentary cliches?

>>75596963
eternal second isn't an identity?

>>75596963
You guys are hero ball

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>>75595095
The eternal struggle between offensive and defensive football

>>75597013
>incredibile
>sciabolata morbida
>agghiaggiandeee

>>75597747
Where does Pochettino stand in this?

>>75595095
Hatchet men snapping legs before giving it to their current GOAT to either go past 5 men and score or get a goal by cheating.

Also, cocaine and the most corrupt FA outside of Africa.

>>75595470
So wrong on the 'la aspect.

Saying "'la" is a scouse thing. Most scousers have nothing but contempt for the English national team.

>>75597971
Full blown Menotti

>>75595095
Murderball and just-pass-it-to-Messi/Maradona

>>75586768
Kek, you got that one

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>mfw British commentators said Americans played with "spirit" and "passion" during the 2014 WC

>>75598590
He can win the EPL after Conte, he's a good la.

>>75584084
>hoofball and paceniggers
>average possession: 30%
>crosses: 32
>shots on target: 10 (meme shots outside the box without any danger)
>goals: 0

>>75584121
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>>75598839
savage

>>75584084
>owwww what a terrible mistake by the goalkeeper

>>75598386
That's Bilardo

Menotti it's the opposite. Argentina was actually the team that made the least fouls in 1978

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>>75595095
toco y me voy

>>75599559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLujZP9cdz8