Where were you when the Dallas Cowboys solidified a guaranteed

>>75551967
The real world.

Perhaps one day you'll join us here.

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>>75551967

There were 4 picks after us in the first round

All 4 will have better careers than Taco

>>75551967
TACO A LOS VAQUEROS

>>75551967
>picking a literal talking taco
Kek

>>75551967
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>>75551967
1990 when they got Emmitt? High school.

Anybody have the lions waffle pick handy? Or maybe it's time to edit it with a taco

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>>75551967
>Jaylon Smith's nerve will recover to 100% by the start of next season

Literally have God on our side making miracles happen.

Deus Vult.

>>75552616
But we didn't need any of them.

You're asking a lot for the 28th pick.

We got cucked out of Conley and White, getting an elite DE was a pipe dream.

>>75553975
That 2016 draft is going to go down in Cowboys history. Just a divine draft. Even the 6th round pick looks like he'll be good.

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>>75553975
>a guy who just regained the ability to move his toes will play in the NFL in 5 months

>>75554087
I know, it's beautiful.

Trump would be proud of the miracles being made with America's team.

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>>75553992

Getting an elite DE was indeed a pipe dream, no need to draft a mediocre one just because you can't have a great one

Shitty teams draft for need when there is still talent on the board

>>75554109
Trump is a New York Giants fan isn't he? Though I could see him realizing as President it is best for America to be a Cowboys fan while President.

>>75558540
He's a Pats fan and a Yankles fan.

>>75559019
>Yankees
Fix'd