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Stanley Cup Playoffs Conference Semifinals: Ottawa Senators vs.

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On one side, we have King Karl, on the other, King Henrik. Which of the member of the order of Royalty with no Jewelry will take his kingdom to victory? Stay tuned for the answer, and don't forget to rev up those:
>rags
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>rags
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>rags
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why the FUCK do the smelly, faggot Canadians get home ice?
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>rags
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>Rags
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>rags

but ironically
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>>75540795
>>75540819
>>75540831
>r
>a
>g
>s
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>>75540824
Flawed playoff structure
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*blocks you're Stanley Cup*
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"Canadian Tire Center" is an absolutely shameful name for a sporting arena.
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Did they riot in Ottawa when they lost the cup?
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snes
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Its our year motherfuckers.

LETS GO RAGS
>>75540913
they call it that because we're gonna run over the sens this game
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>snes
>rasg

Post your refreshments, please
especially snacks
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Let's Go Rangers :-)
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USA USA USA USA
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>>75540913
t. staples center
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>>75540924
>implying >we have enough fans to start a noticeable riot
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>booing the american anthem
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>>75540971
classless
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FUCK THE FRENCH
it's ottawa not poutine land
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I would fucc the singer
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>this ugly ass anthem

jesus christ i hope the sens lose
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What part of New York City are you lads from?
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Sens win 3-2
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>>75540971

I'm from Ottawa and I was shocked they actually booed it. Disgraceful
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>romanuk
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A literal wall
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>>75540971
they were showing the rangers on the big screen relax
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>>75541006
the white minority part of los angeles county
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i come from the future

lundqvist chokes, lets in 5 goals

>rags
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sens win 4-2
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In case you guys forgot, Anderson's wife had cancer.

I will remind you at least a dozen times during this game.
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oh good they got a real announcer instead of the west coast cuck team

>>75540995
they probably assumed it would be ott/mtl in rehearsal
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>>75541006

Idaho
why, you coming over??
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>>75540824
Why even have wild card crossover spots
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>>75540971
>giving a shit about anthems
archaic jingoist shite, boo them for all I care
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>>75540795
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>>75541035
He's gonna win a trophy this year because his wife has cancer.

That will make it all better
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>>75541006
New Jersey
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>>75541006
fresh kills
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>>75541006

the york bit
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R8
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>this crowd
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>>75541080
i like it because it is cute and will infuriate muslims
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>>75541049

>this opinion
>having the objectively best anthem

Fuck you
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>Anderson plays the puck
>puck almost goes in

Every fucking time.
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Ben "Harpur?" Seriously? Is that a typo?
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>>75541100
>implying muslims care about the oilers
in fact i think muslims would support oilers, considering many of them are oilers
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Is there something wrong with my audio, I can't hear the crowd.
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>>75541080

=3
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>>75541031
What did he mean by this?
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>>75541006
Manhattan senpai
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>>75541080
Put the jersey on the doggo and take a picture
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>>75541146
Ottawa couldn't sell seats that were for 50 fucking dollars
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>>75541054
Most people quit their jobs while their loved ones go through cancer treatments... right?
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>>75541135
>that flag
Hmmmm.....
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>>75541080
Shit dog.

Shit jersey.
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>>75541049
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>>75541080
>pupper using an Oilers sweater for house training

I like it.
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lmao >rags
LMAO
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POST
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>>75541166

THIS
>>75541189

HEY
he a good dog, Canada
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>>75541135
i'm surprised you didn't know that muslims like to get
>mad
>at dogs

funny how that hasn't come up over there.....
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Grabbler, so close
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>>75541080
My doggo is better
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>>75541252
are canadians forced to buy the cuck's best friend dog?
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>>75541252
Leaf, your doggo is sideways!
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>>75541235

>as if I needed another fucking reason
fuck the sand box, fuck rag heads and fuck anyone that offended by this offensive AS FUCK message

Fuck 'em to death
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>underrated save

...by whom?
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Is this Lundqvist's year?
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STONE WHAT THE FUCK
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LUNDGOD
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>Life in student apartment
>Can't have cute doggo in it
;_;
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HOLY FUCK THAT SAVE.

I'm a Snes fan but jesus christ >Rags

How the fuck can he keep getting away with it!
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Holy shit, apologize to the fucking King you faggots.
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Sens looking [powerful]
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What is the whitest part of Canada?
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>>75541315
dubs say yes
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>stone
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HEN-RIK!

HEN-RIK!

HEN-RIK!
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>>75541252
frog dog
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>tfw watching hockey and a stream of the berkeley protest
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that's the kind of meme magic champions are made of
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A LITERAL WALL
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>>75541222
He's my dad's, I'll get him to send me a pic later

On a related note, holy shit lundpads
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>>75541348
hennnnn-rik
hennnnn-rik
hennnnn-rik
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I mean that was a good save, but all he had to do was lift the puck
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>>75541345
>off by one
rip henke
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>>75541345
He was Sweden's #1 when you guys won gold, right?
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Heyes is gunna get sprung from the box for a breakaway
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>mr cell key
>literally preventing goals on wide open nets
really is the GOAT
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anyone got youtube stream? sportpass is shitting the bed
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>lund will choke

canadians on suicide watch
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>Stone not scoring there
holy fk
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>>75541356
>Berkeley protest
Again?
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>le cant score on an open net man
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Man lundy is a beast
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>Game on CNBC instead of USA

Why does NBC suck at managing/scheduling?
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>>75541338
Saskatoon
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>>75541375
in 2006?
yes

>>75541382
sportpass funkar utmärkt favä
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If you're shorthanded on a breakaway at least put it on net so you can kill some more time with a O-zone faceoff. What a dummie
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>>75541382
/watch?v=2r6wj1gZN-A
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>tfw this will actually be a good series
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>>75541356
Looks like the Berkeley PD are actually doing their fucking jobs this time.
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yeah that was not so much a great save as a terrible shot straight at the goalie
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>>75541387
that's the only campus where antifa has the cops on payroll
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>>75541411
>/watch?v=2r6wj1gZN-A

thank you anon
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Gonna be switching back and forth between this and the NFL draft tonight lads.
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>booing the national anthem
>crowd quiet as a mouse
>crying for refpuck
>not scoring on open nets

Cant wait for the >snes to get swept
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>>75541402
bahaha

natives everywhere bro
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>>75541411
fuktiga mejmej
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>>75541410
Stepans shot was shit but Grabner took the right shot (low blocker) imo. still has to hit but the decision was right. at least he misses short side so it doesn't do around the boards like with Stepans shot
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>>75541338
Linden
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>>75541380
>>75541386
>>75541390

Delet.
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Fuck Ottawa. Toronto should've been the Ontario team in the second round.
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>>75541420

it can be both
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Who /high/ here???
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>>75541462

Spotted the fucking imported somali mudslime.

Don't you have some infidel women to rape and infect with HIV you fucking monkey?
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Staal needs to retire
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>>75541501
haha wooo
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>>75541497
DUDE
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IIRC, the rangers last powerplay they DIDNT kill was in game 2 of the last series.

Thats 5 straight games with perfect PK, and i think this may be the 10th consecutive now

WHO IS GOING TO STOP US
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>>75541497
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>>75541548
the predators
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>>75541501
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This kid is based
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>>75541497
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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Christian Hendricks looks amazing in these Kia commercials, and I'm not afraid to say it,
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>>75541548
Marc Staal tbf
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>>75541455

He did place it on net, replay showed Anderson getting the paddle of his stick on it.
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>>75541501
That's no way to speak about your fellow countrymen
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>mfw Zibanejad gets series winning goal
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>>75541548
11th after that last powerplay i mean
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>>75541548
*blocks your cup*
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>>75541595
he's clutch af
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>>75541569

tfw dont have a stream with ads

i like streams with american ads, particularly ones with local ads for dealerships
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>Ottawa on pace for 70 SOG
PK will go 12/12 anyway
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>>75541563
who is he, and who's Mother did he violate for the honor and glory and Kek
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>Skjei = Shay
>the state of anglo pronounciation
Skjei looks like a norwegian surname
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>>75541582
delete this fucking picture...

NOW!!!
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>>75541607
I grew up in Texas, and car salesmen there are...well, about what you'd expect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R976iCPv_CI
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>>75541607

>Bob's auto and motor cycle, just left after the highway exit with the big statue of Jim Neighbors , bring the whole family
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>the diminutive forward
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this crowd has less energy than a coyts/avs game
do they know how to clap and cheer for their goalie when they make a good save?
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so ottobros. WHO won the trade
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>>75541688
>sens fans
>low energy
thats an understatement
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Will le LEMME TELL YA ATTA BOY man appear in the intermission?
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Is it Canadian custom to be dead silent in a stadium? Do they believe it will help their team focus or something?
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>>75541684

Yes, but most of the people appear to be geriatric and probably well medicated
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>>75541724
yes becuz canada is playing
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>empty seats behind the net
>for round 2 playoffs

Ottawa what the fuck. I know most people in that city are Leafs fans but seriously how is this possible.
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>>75541731
.t I've never seen a Habs game
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>>75541774
atta boy
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why are these retarded players not paying attention to the puck
>its another game of ADHDpuck
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>>75541791
I just watched the whole series

They werent 0.0001 dB loud though
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>>75541786

We've done this every goddamn thread now you fucking retarded cumguzzlers.

Ottawa fans don't go to games anymore because we fucking DESPISE our owner, even more than we hate Toronto.

That fucking moron expects us to show up, pay more money than average for tickets, for a team that he's spending 20 million under the cap on, intentionally?

Fuck no.

No actual fans go to games anymore unless they get free tickets.
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This is such a low energy game atm
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*whisper* go snes go *whisper*
come on guys hab fans pretty much burned down the building when ever they touched the puck
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how's the golf tournament going, sens?
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>>75541724

is he the candian version of wikegård?
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>>75541607
>tfw watching american ads with piles of fast food for ridiculously low prices

feels bad man
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>>75541888
I could probably mail you a burger king whopper or something
also checked
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>the desolate state of the Sens defense excluding the first pairing
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>>75541886
>canadian version

you mean that man is the swedish version
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Nice attendance you busts
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>that offsides

What the fuck?
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>>75541886
pretty much, except much older
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>>75541731
Watch with deep interest instead of just going to get drunk
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>>75541888
i hate it because it's cheap and there's so much food

if i lived in the US i would be 200 pounds and i'll be so happy
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Hank is keeping Jew York in this.
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>Smith on the PK

Why isn't he out with Pageau again? That's how we score all the shorties.
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Good... good... use up all your meme magic in game one.
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>They spend their time watching furpuck
Wew
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>>75541850

this, in particular

>>75541888
i had mongolian grill today for lunch -_-
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>Lundqvist plays like this in almost every playoffs.

>/sp/ just calls him "Lundpads"

Memes were a mistake.
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>>75541888

most fast food is legit trash though

t. never eaten a mcdonalds
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>>75542002
heyzoos please leave
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>>75542017
>never
>and he's certain

It taste like unicorn farts and marshmallow titties
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U N D E R R A T E D
. Y
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>>75542015
Mr padbabby
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>every time I come back from folding laundry sens are on the pp

hmm
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How much longer do we have to wait till Henrik scores a EN
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these are some long ass commercial breaks
what happened to power breaks
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>>75542066

A. You have shit timing.

2. >doing housework while the game is on
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>>75542060
better than any finnish goaltenders playing right now lol

OH WAIT THEEY'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING
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>>75542086

oh nevermind the stream died I guess
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>>75542067
Probably never. Most of the goalies who attempt this are cheeky assholes.
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>>75542066

whatever you do keep folding laundry
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>>75542114
pretty sure rinne just won a game unlike lundpads
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Could this game be more exciting please? I promised a British Anon it would be an exciting game earlier today
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>>75542086


i totally forgot about power breaks =O

say we all bury Baitman's inbox until he goes mad
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>>75542046

i mean ive eaten other fast food obviously, i'm not lead to believe mcdonalds is any better, even with all that healthy marketing bs
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>>75542154

skoda cup has them
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>>75542163

Best food is the food you make your self, said muh Mum once
>goes double for hunting for meat; triple for beer
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>>75542163

Eat a few Big Macs and the fries, they're nice.
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>>75542163

The best thing about McDonalds is the breakfast, McMuffins are unironically amazing. I can't remember the last time I went to McDonalds for their day time menu
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>tfw dealer was out of china and had to buy black tar instead
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>>75542222
>>75542222
>>75542222
>ba dabababa intensifies

dude, fuck burgers
I just need some smoky bbq
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What's the score?
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>that ketchup/diarrhea toilet commercial
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holy shit what the fuck did cherry just say about matthews
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>>75542202

well this definitely isn't that; these commercials are fucking awful; almost NFL tier
>no one wants to looks at your "splatter"
;_;
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>>75542330
nil-nil
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>Sens on pace for 800 shots

How are they not scoring?
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>>75542369
>>75542369

Wat? Rags supposed to be a lock against this team
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>>75542216

90% of the food i eat is stuff i've prepared myself, can confirm this is true

making your own beer seems like way too much effort
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>senators on pace for 1,200 shots

How havent they scored yet?
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>>75542354
That commercial is disgusting and hilarious

I was revolted at first viewing, second I laughed
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>>75542401
6 minutes of PK tho
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>>75542439
Lundgod is on pace for 1,200 saves that's why
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>>75542439
The King
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>Sens broke the record for most shots in one period with 563 shots
Goddamn
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What's the most saves for a shutout?

Is it Lundqvist with 1337?
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>it's an interracial couple commercial
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>>75542436
it's not, for beginners anyway
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>>75542623
oops
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>>75542619
up here's it's always white/asian garbage shit
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>>75542746
>cucked be the yellow fever
sad
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>>75542782
i'd rather have american BLACKED commercials even though we don't have too many blacks here

i gag when i see the white/asian shit
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this is pathetic. the score would be like 5-0 if lundgod wasn't stepping up. fuck the rags. fucking one player team
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>stallpuck
yawn
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*Go Sens Go echoes in the distance*
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What are your guys /gameSnax/ for today?

Ive got crab pasta
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>>75542890
tater tots and iced tea
t. poorfag
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What is this man's name?
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>it's hard to hear when the building is loud
>>>>>>>
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>Charge! Anthem plays
>not a word is spoken
Can they even call themselves fans
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>>75542890


I'm going through the list in my head of all the stuff I got
there a meal in there somewhere
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DOODA DA DEH DA DEHHHH!!!
[*crickets*]

Is this the Canadian norm?
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>>75542890
>>
>TIL canadians don't like hockey very much =\
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>>75542939
Nash aahhaaahh
Savior of the universe
>>
>>75542955
>>75543058
sorry we don't rally for war when the audio jew hits a button

unlike some people
>>
>>75543058
Ottawa has the worst atmosphere for games. I got yelled at by an usher once for swearing at a ref. He said that this was a family environment and unnecessary noise and attitude will not be tolerated.

I will never go back to a snes game until Melnyk gets kicked out
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>>75543153
You could at least showbsome enthusiasm
>>
>>75543210
why doesn't your flag say Japan? =\
>also, I luv U =3
>>
>would rather comment about crowd noise than watch the game
>>
>Cody Shitty

Can Boucher keep the first pairing on the ice for the whole game please?
>>
>>75543272
the game hasn't being much to comment about as well

If i'm scaling from yesterday, so far..
>disappointed
>>
>>75543272
It's the snes. They're boring as fuck
>>
>>75543272
I don't know what sort of bullshit esoteric fag rules you're abiding by, but we can comment about the crowd while we watch the game you fucking retarded nigger. God I hate Canadians so much.
>>
SCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>
>scar
>>
GOAAAALLLLLLLL
>>
DOINK AND SCAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>
>american goaltending
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NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE
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Gonna be a sweep lads.
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>conceding a powerplay goal to the rags
enjoy getting swept, snes
>>
alright, time to switch over

you almost had him, jim
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>>75543458
dew watt meow?
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>>75543364
>Mad at shitposting
>>
RANGERS SCARRRRR
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picture of what the snes will be
>>
what are they chanting?


go ____? go
>>
>>75543638
go sega go
>>
>>75543638
I think it's go snus go, they really like those tobacco products in Canada
>>
>sens fans get excited when there's a 1 on 3 "breakaway"
dead franchise
>>
>>75543638
It's actually the few Rangers fans there saying lets go Rangers
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Neutral observer here. Hope this is a good series.

Also, Makoto best girl
>>
>>75543845
Agree

And now I will leave /sp/ forever
>>
Is there anything less interesting on the entire planet than the mid-game coach interview?
>>
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>the capital city of Ottawa, Ontario
>>
/hoc/ threads are the best, most comfy by far. Why is this sport so GOAT?
>>
>>75543890
white people
>>
>>75543890
It's the sport of kings, senpai
>>
>>75543921


>uncle Tom's, everywhere
>>
>>75543890
ape hoopers and handeggers will tell you otherwise
>>
>>75543874
<3
>>
why is Hayes such shit?
>>
KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING
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>>75543955
>apehoopers

well at least it not all year, like the /asp/ people that I won't mentioned
>fuck
>>
>>75543890
they have to do everything any other athlete has to do

and they do it on ice
>>
Damn another wasted chance
>>
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>>75544031
what the fuck did you just say to me you little shit
>>
>Skjei

Imagine the shitposting if that went in.
>>
WRONG NET, BRADY
>>
>Skjej
>>
>>75544130
Skjei-tposting?
>>
when did Laine join the rags?
>>
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>>75544096

oh goodness, is that Doug "A Stone" Jiimijam

I'm honored
>>
>>75544158
fuck that I'd take Laine in a minute bro
>>
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is karlsson elite?
>>
>>75543187
>unnecessary noise will not be tolerated

My sides. You should come to a game in Winnipeg, you'll be lucky if to leave without beer spilled all over you.
>>
>>75544347
yes
>>
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A Game::

Name one thing that is wrong with this game.
Can you see something wrong?
>>
>>75544347
Not as elite as Burns
>>
>>75544428
with the picture? homosexual deers

with the game? I can't SEE a problem but I can't HEAR a crowd
>>
>>75544428
The crowd
Rangers not paying attention to puck
Sens being boring as always
Lundgod carrying rangers as always
>>
HE IS A SWEDISH GOD
>>
>Grabner never gonna score again
>>
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>>75544491

Correct!

>>75544502

Correct!
>>
>wingels DEAD

lmao
>>
How the FUCK is this not a 5 on 3?

That cross check was fucking on the neck for fucks sake
>>
>>75544638
wingels should get a job in hollywood
>>
1-1

RAGS BTFO
>>
>>75544642
Don't be a pussy, leaf. You leafy pussy.
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

LUNDGOD DZIZZY
>>
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>
fucks sake stone

at least it's a goal
>>
The rags will rise again
>>
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DZINGEL BELLS
DZINGEL BELLS
DZINGEL ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IS IT TO SCORE IN THE NHL ALL DAY
>>
fuck
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WE NEED TO PLAY DEFENSE
>>
>It's a score one goal and rely on Henrik for the rest of the game episode
>>
ty folding laundry man
>>
>your team scores a goal
>the first thing you do is pull out your mobile phone and start typing

the fucker was like 60 years old too, millennials my arse
>>
>Rags
>>
>give the senators 6 (LITERALLY FUCKING SIX) power plays
>expect them not to score once

Come on rangers...
>>
based Burrows set that one up
>>
Dzing dzing dzing

DINZINGLE!
>>
noble selfless play by burrows right there
>>
ughhhh NBC
>>
Why are rags fans freaking out? The Sens are working their ass off just to get chances , shame on Rangers for letting a PP happen and into a goal but this one is in the bag
>>
>>75544788
>letting the Sens score on the PP at all
>rags
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>>75544848

Because our PP fucking sucks.

I think our PK converts more than our PP.

Anyone have the numbers?
>>
>this fight
Are they even fighting or are they dry humping?
>>
>>75544747
You idiot, the rangers need to score more. It's always an issue. They can't score once and rely on Henrik for the rest of the 60 minutes. Can't play on an edge like that.
>>
>>75544779
I have another load ready to bring up from downstairs, thanks for reminding me.
>>
what is up with ottawa? the arena is not even close to being full! it's the playoffs! what the hell canada?
>>
>>75544933
jews
>>
>>75544933
The Chinese have very little interest in hockey.
>>
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>remember that I have some fries and chicken tendies in the fridge
>>
>>75544933

Read the fucking thread you illiterate fucking cunt.

>>75541850
>>75543187
>>
Worst part of being scored on there was having to hear the Big Bang Theory catchphrase over and over.
>>
>ottawa/rags intermission
>"lets talk about buston bustthews"
christ sportsnet give it a rest
>>
>>75544897
Rangers PP sucks too 1/15 in playoffs right now your point?
>>
>>75541850
>>75545057

>20 million below the cap.

Sens are like 4 below the cap, and that is with Turris and Stone on cheap contracts. Spending isn't a problem.
>>
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My boy doing good
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>the only reason the Sens are tied right now is because of Burrows

love that man
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ONE MORE ANNE COMMERCIAL

I DARE YOU
>>
>>75545633
FROM LE MAKERS OF LE BALDING CANCER METH MAN
>>
>shots 34 - 23

Wew Senators are dominating in the stats so far.
>>
LETS GO RANGERS
>>
>>75543946
underrated
>>
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>finish this

Is anyone else getting unnaturally angry with the game??
>>
Not sure if this was talked about or not but will every vegas hockey senpai be considered bandwagoners?
>>
is canadian tire more like a wal mart or a sears?
>>
>>75545850
Neither.
>>
>>75545827
military community full of tourists

Of course
>>
So is fan changed to senpai now?
>>
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C'mon Zucc!
>>
>>75545931
now, that's f a m, you made a typo
>>
>>75545991

>2beeHonest
>>
want a zucc or kreider goal
>>
>>75545931
>>75545991
pls don't use twitter shit on here. thanks
>>
>>75546052
maybe zucc, but Kreider is already golfing
>>
>>75545991
So its duckroll all over again?
>>
>>75546052
zucc my dick
>>
Both of these teams fucking suck
>>
>>75545850

Like a sears without clothing.
>>
if your offense relies on tips you've got a meme team
>>
Put Kreider back with Stepan guarantee he'll improve
>>
AND THE KING SAYS NO
>>
Fucking King with no Ring.
>>
>>75546126
like a sears with nothing

they're gonna shut down
>>
>>75546180
trade both for pucks
>>
>all alone in the slot
>slapper
kek
>>
pittsburgh will obviously win the east

who will win the west, predators?
>>
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Fucking Lundy
>>
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>>75546243
oilers
>>
>tfw both games tonight suck ass
>>
kreider and zibanejad are dangerous together

>>75546180
>>
>>75546180
Needs Zuccarello/Nash on the other wing or it's not as good, because the defenders will just all go to Kreider.
>>
>>75545850
It's mostly auto parts and tools. Some sports equipment and hunting and fishing stuff.
>>
>>75546293
is that dexter?
>>
>>75546337
crap-gwins is tolerable

>fucking Ottawa
>>
>>75546243
oilers or preds
>>
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>le cut inside and perform an exorcism man
>>
>>75546349
it's like a cabelas but not as faggy
>>
REALLY wish we could post emojis

wanna post the crown emoji with lundquist
>>
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Nash hatty when?
>>
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>>75546434

Cabela's is gayer then ten men fucking nine men
>>
i was at crappy tire today, one positive thing ill say about that place is they always have good sales
>>
>>75546429
what's this handsome devil's name?
>>
>>75546493
fuck off with your faggotry. just post a picture, retard. this is an imageboard
>>
Brian Boucher is a terrible commentator btw
>>
>>75546562
yfw 75% off hockey sticks
>>
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>>75546534
So gay they even have their own fudge packing department
>>
Hey, Rags fans, how has Smitty been playing in New York? Any better than when he was in Detroit?
>>
>>75546597
>terrible goalie
>terrible commentator

makes sense
>>
>>75546577
is that what asian >girls find attractive?
>>
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>Girardi in deep
fucking why? he can barely skate
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>>75546652
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>>75546640
>fresh, creamery Santorum

delicious

Who wants a bite?
>>
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>>75546652
2nd or 3rd best dman on the team. he and skjei are beasts together
>>
>>75546597
Most former players are, especially ones that retired in the last 20 years.
>>
>>75546640
bass pro have fudge shops inside too

going hunting with your pals should be a tough manly adventure, not fucking fudge packing, are jews doing this?
>>
>>75546661
French people (and people of French descent) have the biggest penises amongst non-blacks.
>>
>>75546434
Not really, Cabela's doesn't have auto parts or outboard motors or quads or any of that shit. It's pretty different desu
>>
>>75546794
>Kevin Weekes
>>
>>75546720
>>75546738

Two very different opinions, it seems like. I always thought he was at his best when he actually played physically and threw his body around a bit, but the Wings haven't been a physical team in years
>>
>>75546652
Awful. He's one of those players that has our dumber fans tricked into thinking he's good because he appears to have hustle. I call him "hyperactive." He has these fits of activity but they don't always relate to an actual good play.
>>
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Why don't we ever have a /hunting/ thread on /sp/??

I know, there's probably a few better places to have it, but why??
no one even really bring it up
>>
>>75546798
It's where suburban moms go shopping to buy Christmas presents for the men in their family.
>>
>>75546801
so how do you explain my oversized penis?
>>
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>>75546969
>he can't into analytics
Not only that but it shows in his game. I bet you think Girardi, Staal, and Holden are good.
>>
>>75541338
The maritimes
>>
>>75547012
near nearsightedness

small hands
>>
god dammit anderson
>>
>>75546992
I made a post before of a deer I dressed and I literally had 2 posts.

Men nowadays don't give a fuck about hunting any more. Rather than trapping and hunting and shooting guns, they like having black men fuck their wives.
>>
>>75541006
BX
>>
>>75546992
Because it's /out/
>>
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>>75547075
>>
>>75547088
i go hunting, you should come boar hunting in saskatchewan
>>
>>75547123
that the board for homos?
>>
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>>75547088

>Am I this out of touch? =\
>>75547123
there we go, thanks
gotta talk to some people about the upcoming fishing season
>>
OUR SWEDE IS BETTER!

KING KARLSSON
>>
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KING KARL
>KING WITH NO RING
>>
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO
>>
KARLSSON = GOD
>>
>Rags
>>
>världens bästa karlsson
>>
hot damn that luck.
>>
OH SHIT SCAR!
>>
>rags
>>
>the king with no ring
>>
Meme goal
>>
King fucking Karlsson
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LUNDSHIT
>>
>RAGS
>>
>>75547200
I haven't done boar before. I've seen Americans use spears to hunt boars, and that seems kinda fun.

Seems like they'd kill me too.
>>
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FUARRRK
GOD DAMMIT
>>
>>75547073

this has to be true
>>
>rags
>>
I'm pretty sure that hit Stepan
>>
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>>75541886
>>75541963

His name is don cherry
>>
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>scoring from behind the net

was that legal?
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Nice try smith
>>
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>>75547075
>>
That was the definition of meme goal

Also, really disappointed with the rags. 6 penalties?
>>
>>75547333

Boar spears specifically have flanges set back from the head to prevent a boar from goring itself down your spear's shaft and killing you.

Those later became incorporated into nearly every spear after because they were useful in keeping pointy bits from going too far into the enemy and breaking.

You just need to, y'know, not miss.
>>
>rags offense

Missing since December. Reward if found.
>>
>>75547333
we used a big pack of dogs to flush them out and then pew pew
>>
>>75547200
>boar hunting

Holy fuck I just looked this up, you don't even need a license. Where do you do this? I didn't even know wild boar exist in Canada. Is it dangerous?
>>
Smelly Swede
>>
rags will score again
sorry sens bro, my numerals of a repeating nature will confirm
>>
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>>75547469

>don't be a pussy
>>
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>>75547521
anywhere where wild boars are a pest.
>>
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friendly reminder
>>
>>75547521

Boars can, and will, kill you. They're scary as fuck.
>>
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Oh boy...
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>75547553

You say that, but those flanges exist literally because even if you get a perfect thrust, a boar can still live long enough to get down the shaft of your spear and kill you.
>>
>>75547575
That looks awesome
>>
holy dive
>>
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Not out of this yet, ragfags!
>>
>>75547643

boars are total bros

https://www.rt.com/viral/386143-wild-boars-kill-isis-terrorists-iraq/
>>
>>75547521
northern alberta and north eastern saskatchewan are thick with them

generally i wouldnt approach a pack of boar with out several armed men and dogs, they are snarly bastards for sure
>>
>inb4 >rags overpass and don't get a shot
>>
>>75547575
thats amazing, do you have full source?

although i gotta say thats probably not the most effective way to rid yourself of a hog problem
>>
>>75547710
>boarposting
>>
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SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>>
>rags

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>McDonough
>>
>>75547575
Okay.. how many fucking rounds was that?

for one hog?
some body need more than a laser range finder @<:^)

>>75547666
well the whole idea is kill the little fucker as fast as possible, so hopefully you've got a extra pair of hand around before you let lose
messy business hunter predators
I'm a deer and elk guy, fish and such
never bagged any real big game
>>
>>75547746
unfortunately not, I got it off /k/ IIRC, they might know more.
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>RAGS
>>
DID NOT EXPECT BUT WILL TAKE THE WIN
>>
>build team for offense
>get no offense
>>
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Well, I'll see you anons on Saturday.
Fuck.
>>
Such bullshit that the Senators start off with home ice fuck you Bettman you jew
>>
>>75547791
big game is where its at friend, honestly speaking deer hunting is lame as shit
>>
GG.

Bet you wish the stadium was quieter now huh
>>
Would you bang Kyle Bukauskas?
>>
Karlsson is ELITE
>>
Watching lundshit in a loss is hilarious. Always has the stupidest look on his face
>>
>rags
>>
>>75547849
>being so shit that you need a crossover wildcard spot.

you deserve it.
>>
>RAGS
>>
>>75547496
They don't fight the dogs or stand their ground? They seem like pretty aggressive animals. I don't want my doggo to get killed.
>>
We totally deserved that loss, we didn't look like we showed up at all.

In other news, AV remains a stubborn fuck who refuses to switch out Holden for Clendening
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