You go to your manager's office and find this guy.

>>75509078
I would suck him off

>>75509078

Try to two-foot him since I need the next weekend off. Fail miserably and get injured quite badly instead. Out for the rest of the season.

>>75509078
Ask him why he has decided to go into management.

>>75509078
break his legs, take a picture, show it to Florentino Perez, become millionaire

>>75509078
Open my mouth and start roaring MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Ask if I should make coffee for him.

Tell him I like 7up.

I'd probably ask him where the manager is.

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>>75509078
Messi behind a desk at an office job is something I just can not wrap my brain around

>>75509078
I'd tell the cleaning service mexican that he isn't supposed to clean individual offices until all the employees leave at 5pm, and that if I see him in there again, I'm going to tell his supervisor Flor.