With the first pick in the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns

>>75483599
dubs

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Does it even matter?

The wrong quarterback

Garret Myles

>>75483799

not at all

the clippers in the NBA and the browns in the NFL are eternally cursed

>>75483599
Some guy to trade for Jimmy Garoppolo

a waffle

>>75483599
A player who would flourish on a competent team, but will be considered a bust because they had to play in Hell on Earth, Ohio.

>>75483867
also the Rags of MLB, but good list

Joe Mixon

>>75483599
is my mom still on the board?

>>75483807
Johnny Football was supposed to drag us out of the shitpile man, fucking Johnny Football.

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>>75484068
>johnny le drunkface was the answer
>us

troll? or no troll?

>>75484037
>implying your mom is a first round pick

Jeb Bush

>>75483807
Correction: the word was unfortunate, not wrong. Hapless or luckless would also suffice.

What's worse? A perpetual state of constant and unending failure, like the Browns?

Or a state of almost-but-never quite pulling yourself out of that failure, like the Lions?

>>75483599
Disappointment

>>75484243
The Browns. Either way you're not going anywhere, but at least the results of Lions games aren't necessarily a given.

>>75484243
Or a large enough city to actually attract talent, but still have an equally inept front office, like the Cardinals?

>>75484128
i'm just asking if she's eligible, my dude.
>tfw my mom is the cris carter of motherhood

>>75484333
chekt

What position does she play? I bet she plays both sides.

>>75483599
the 2018 NFL Draft first pick

If the Browns don't pick Garrett then I will give up

>>75483799
Yes. We need to know which young player's promising career will be ruined by playing for the Browns.

They trade it along with the 12 pick to the pats for Jimmy g and rob growngosky.

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a chubby girl holding a pickle

>>75490934
Eat it.

>>75484243
Lions occasionally make the playoffs

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>>75490949
Welcome to 4chan, please enjoy your stay.

>>75490934
I like her can-do attitude.

>>75492294
>every 20 years
>"occasionally"

Great post.

>>75483599
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75483599
Peppers

>>75484243
Lions were the above until the last 5 or so years

Lions have only made it to the divisional round 3 times since 1970

>>75483807
Doesn't matter who the quarterback is, if the browns drafted Montana or Elway or any other QB you can think of they would have ruined his career

>>75483953
>rags

>>75494419
They almost beat Elway twice in the AFCCG, idiot. Elway would have worked well there.

>>75483599
An horse

>>75483599
>With the worst pick in the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select....................
FTFY

>>75484333
Moody druggie that catches everything?