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Well, that does it! We tried to convince you to watch our league

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Well, that does it! We tried to convince you to watch our league through peaceful means. We explained you the good points of watching it, how the league works, which are the teams... And what did you do? You cleaned your butts with our suggestions. You are shitting to our pleas for you to experience the majestic thing Liga NOS is. We tried to be reasonable. We even tried to meme you into watching it! But it was of no avail...

So now we must take drastic measures. We must use all the meme magic and meme power we can to make you watch our league. Most of you will fail in this task, and sacrifices shall be made. But it is all done for the greater done.

>if you don't start watching the Portuguese League of Football, also known as Liga NOS, then your favourite team will never win anything again. I mean, anything. No cups, no league titles, not even more games. A drought of victories shall occur upon you until you start watching our league, and supporting one team with all your heart.

All immunities are useless

I hope my point is understood.
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Your weird ancient desert hexes won't work on me, Moor.
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I will NOT watch your SHIT league
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>>75480068
my favorite teams are all the teams in liga nos

what now
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>>75480068
Which Liga team should I support, lad?
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>>75480068
*watches cypriot first division*
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>>75480118
Don't watch it.
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>Tfw Estoril stronk
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>>75480068
I'm a Porto fan and I won't watch tuga's league.
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>>75480068
Then let my team be cursed,
And never care how much the cost may grow,
This will still be so:
I will never watch
Your league, oh no.
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Still not gonna watch it
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>>75480068
>if you don't start watching the Portuguese League of Football, also known as Liga NOS, then your favourite team will never win anything again.

That's where you're wrong kid. My team already never wins anything.
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>>75480068
But I support Celta, doesn't that count?
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>>75481311
Bears fan huh?
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>>75481353
S U P E R B
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>>75480068
Sometimes I watch Liga Mx which is like the Primeira Liga of the future. Is that enough?
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Watch *my* league
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>>75480162
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqntnV6pHmg
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>>75481601
If digits Benfica wins this league
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>>75481634
>off by one
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how do I watch your league?
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>>75481863
Firstrow is your friend
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I watch summaries of the games in your league, is that ok?
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>>75480068
Joke's on you, my team is cursed already
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>>75480068
Off-topic: does anyone have any suggestions for which leagues I should watch?

I'm thinking something Iberian, but not La Liga.
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>>75482382

Gibraltar seems on point.
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I would just like to say my favourite team is Liverpool and that I will not watch Liga NOS
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>>75481477
based germanbro
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>>75481634
Benficucks on suicide watch!
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My favorite team is the Portuguese NT, it's such a shame now they won't win anything :(
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>>75481633
is that Senna first win?
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>>75480068

Fuck you Portugal get your economy fixed first.
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>>75482979
Oh fuck no. I rather stay moderately poor than have muslim hordes entering my country.
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>>75483141
Weird.
I was thinking the same thing
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>>75483141
Wtf i love being unemployed now
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I had a crush on Casillas a few years back but now I like traps. Sorry.
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>>75480135
Boavista
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>>75483240
boa vista tem a tua mãe enquanto me lambe o cu seu corno de merda
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Guimaraes are my meme team of the season. Have they been uncharacteristically good this season or is it standard for them? I'm new to the league
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>>75483297
They are usually on the top5 unless some meme team appears out of nowhere like paços de ferreira and estoril did a couple of years ago.
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>>75483141

Your entire country was founded by muslims.
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>>75483349
what are you on about, it was founded by christians that literally removed kebab
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Dad, please no
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>>75483349
If that is true, explain why we are we 100% catholic christians.

BTFO
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>>75483371

I learned a little bit of Brazilian Portuguese. When I tried to watch the Madrid Derby on Sport TV their Portuguese sounded strange. For that reason I will not be watching Liga NOS.
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>>75483384
>100% catholic christians
speak for yourself, i'm unironically a muslim.
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>>75483426

Iberian portuguese sounds 1000% better than brazilian unless you look like this while speaking it.
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>>75483426
Nosso maior aliado
>>75483472
No!
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*tunes in*
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>>75483434
Lisbon=/=Portugal
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>>75483491
*sees typical latino football*
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>>75483484

"sim"
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>>75483472

Euro Portuguese sounds like trash. Too nasally and monotone. Brazilian Portuguese is how it was meant to be spoken.

>>75483484
Sim.
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Why would you watch that when you can watch the powerful LigaMX instead?
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>>75480100
fpbp
dubs confirm this goatfucker hex is made in vain
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>>75483613
You were saying?
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The chinks are watching it.

Are you?
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The commies are watching it.

Are you?
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>>75483491
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The writers are watching it.

Are you?
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>>75483627
That you're shit at getting digits
Kek looks down on you with no pity, shitskin
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>>75482382
Pesäpallo
http://www.surinenglish.com/sport/201704/21/fuengirola-tournament-finland-national-20170421093037-v.html?ns_campaign=rrss&ns_mchannel=boton&ns_fee=0&ns_source=fb&ns_linkname=sport
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I already watch it and I dig benfica.
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I'm a catholic in California,USA

Which of the big three should I follow for example. In Irish soccer I'm a Celtic fan.
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>>75485027
>Benfica
Left
>Sporting
Right
>Porto
???
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I suppose I lean right on things guess I'm a sporting fan now
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I would watch it more if it was on TV, but desu I'm a Moreirense fan. Gotta support the meme teams. You guys just need to get yourselves better TV deals.
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I'm a Santos Laguna fan, what would be my portuguese team?
>new team (founded in the 80s)
>kinda succesful history (biggest drought in the last 20 years is of 7 years)
>from a city not big but also not small
>always sell their best players to the "biggest" team of the country

They also have a player from Cape Verde if that helps
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>>75485027
>I'm a catholic in California

Is this a pretentiously subtle way of saying you're mexican?
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>>75485147
I'd say Porto leans more towards the right than left, because they have a strong sense of regional pride. Also, the north usually votes for center-right parties.

>>75485164
They're the Arsenal/Schalke/Inter of Portugal. Be prepared for sorrow and disappointment.
But at least, no one can call you a bandwagoner.

>>75485913
I don't think there's any club like that in Portugal.
You could support Porto if you want to follow mexican players or Sporting if you really like the colors of your club.
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>>75480068
Association football sucks ass and you know it, fellow portugalfag.

Stop watching succer and accept the superiority of baseball.
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>>75486196
>boreball
>american sports

I wish rugby and handball were more popular though.
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>>75486229
You played enough handball at PE in school, jackass.
Handball is shit. Rugby has its cool points, though.
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>tfw title races in portugal, france and holland
Good season desu
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>>75486259
I played handball in my hometown club and calling "handball" to that thing I used to play in PE is a fucking joke.

Glad we agree on rugby. A shame its popularity didn't grow after that ephemeral attention peak after the 2007 world cup.
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>>75485913
I'd say Braga
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>>75486151
yes
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If my family is from Freixianda, which team do I root for?
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>>75483783
Lobo Antunes is a motherfucker that would literally let his ass be pounded by the entirety of Sweden and Norway to win a Nobel.

Agustina Bessa Luís is the Patrician writer
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>>75488115
Really? I used to pass by it ridding my bicycle all the time.
Anyway, Leiria Zone supports Sporting.
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Is Braga the patrician club?
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>>75490981
Nope. Braga is Reddit incarnated
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really started watching the russian league lately, shit's intense
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>>75490959
why would you wish that on anyone?
do not support sporting unless you're the sadomasoc kind of shareholder
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>>75490981
Vitória Sport Clube
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BELENENSES STRONG!
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>>75480068
Sometimes the fixtures on La Liga are absolute shit.
>leganes - las palmas

At what times do matches usually start?
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>>75491044
You're a idiot that thinks that people can't enjoy a team and be happy with it trough all the good and bad times, not caring about what others think.
Are you that insecure about why other ppl chose their teams? That must be the reason some fans burn their cards and scarfs when they loose, because they are more afraid of what others think of them than that love the club.

Anyway, Leiria area mostly supports Sporting.
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>>75481314
Yes it does, cunt, gib Galicia. It's rightful tuga clay.
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>>75491681
After 6

>>75490933
What makes you say that? Because he gave that meme show on that ceremony not long ago?
Anyhow I read Os Cus de Judas and didn't think it was all that great. More so, all those narrated references to other works was insufferable. But I usually like his shorter texts.

Haven't read anything by Bessa-Luís.
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>>75492205
>>75490933
uau
lembro-me de ser pirralho e ter de levar com este mono bafiento e as suas tiradas encriptadas
lembro-me dos borborignos clave de sol, da fel rançosa espalhada pela prosa permeada de rancor e mal dizer, este gajo nasceu velho, viveu podre e mal amado e nem a morte o quer junto de si naquele ínfimo instante que demoramos a "ir"

não lhe denoto uma única qualidade
é uma tristeza um espécime deste ser referência para quem quer que seja
>um autêntico You Know What Really Grinds My Gears em formato humanóide

o pessoa pode ter sido um apanhado do clima de primeira apanha
o saramago pode ter sido um arrogante exilado
mas este aborto, na sua incessante saga de enfastiamento e e absoluta castração atávica, é um excelente exemplo do absoluto relaxamento dos padrões de excelência que se tem vindo a dar neste pais e que deram origem a intelectuais do penico


este gajo é o pina das crónicas
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If you sign Torabi or Beiranvand I will
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>>75483426
Dude, they're worlds apart. Get with the programme. Brazilian monkeys have absolutely no idea how to speak Portuguese.
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>>75492175
>>75490959
t. lagarto
t. plebbit

And I'd like a citation on that reiterated '''fact'''
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>>75483562
For me, Portuguese sounds like Russian.
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>>75483562
It's a nasal language, you cunt, and it originated in Portugal so the way it is spoken there is the true way of speaking it.
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>>75492267
>>75492251
>>75492203
Good posts
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>>75485147
>implying benfica isn't commie scum
>implying sporting isn't ps corruption
>implying porto isn't glorious ppm
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>>75492257
I'm from Leiria you retard. Maybe I know better than you fucking lil limp dick.
Leiria has a Sporting museum, for example.
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>>75492175
wow stop being cringe any time
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>>75492221
grande 'judgemental bitch' que me saíste!
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>>75493033
I think you meant cds corruption mah friend
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>>75493092
I identify some logic problems in those propositions, namely:
>I'm from a city, thus I have authority on the knowledge of preferences of the inhabitants of said city
>there's a museum in a city, thus the inhabitants of that city are majoritarily represented by said museum

Best regards,
36

>>75493216
That's Belenenses. Porto isn't any party since there isn't any regionalist party
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>>75492221
wtf am I reading on /sp/?

anyways I hate Lobo Antunes as well
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our league is shit

the only competitive and entertaining league in europe is the EPL
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>>75493667
>competitive
yes
>only entertaining league
no
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>>75492221
Escrever longos e verbosos insultos com referências forçadas e uma tentativa óbvia de tornar a prosa tão desnecessariamente convoluta quanto a tua não é uma qualidade e não faz uma boa escrita.

Just sayin'
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>>75492221
>lembro-me de ser pirralho e ter de levar com este mono bafiento e as suas tiradas encriptadas
>este gajo nasceu velho, viveu podre e mal amado e nem a morte o quer junto de si naquele ínfimo instante que demoramos a "ir"
>lembro-me dos borborignos clave de sol, da fel rançosa espalhada pela prosa permeada de rancor e mal dizer
Tantas palavras mas não conhecer "ironia" devia dar prisão. Porque já vi os teus posts antes e são exactamente aquilo que acusas outros de fazer. Chegas aos fios e só vens dizer mal de tudo e todos nesse estilo patético.

Foda-se que falta de noção caralho
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>>75496424
diz o roto ao nu
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>>75492221
>>75496424
Parem com esta merda, foda-se! Não tenho tenho dicionários suficientes para vos entender.
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>http://www.record.pt/fora-de-campo/detalhe/pj-ja-encontrou-carro-que-atropelou-adepto-do-sporting.html
>Amadora
hmm
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>>75490981
Yes.
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>>75497192
>>75497283
Ya, não comparem os meus posts com os dele, a começar pelo comprimento dos mesmos.

O importante é passar a mensagem com clareza e impacte, os dele embrulham-se demasiado para isso.
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>>75498066
>impacte
Não sei porquê, mas veio-me o JJ à cabeça quando li esta variante da palavra.
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I will only start watching if Academica get promoted
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Our league is dutch/belgian tier... french at best
Only english, spanish and german leagues are worth watching, the rest is trash, even Serie A, except Juve italian football is dead
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>>75498215
>tripfag
>no trip
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wotch our legue we has verry meny gud plyers liek atom
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>>75483434

why would you do that to yourself? can you PLEASE FOR ME, kill yourself.

Like seriously. You're a Muslim living in shitty ass Portugal. You have nothing to live for.
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>>75498640
>shitty ass Portugal
Pls no bully :'(
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>>75498640
>You're a Muslim living in shitty ass Portugal

Shit, that goes against our narrative.
We're supposed to be shitty ass to repel mudslimes.

This can't be! THIS CAN'T BE!
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>>75480068
>then your favourite team will never win anything again. I mean, anything. No cups, no league titles, not even more games
Pffftttt
I'm Sporting fan you don't scare me
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>>75496781
Identifique-se. Identifique-me.

>>75496424

>tentar tornar tão convoluta quanto a tua
Há aqui algum erro. Não li o resto.
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>>75481634
Let me tell you something about curses
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>>75501502
Please do
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>>75482979
>he thinks southern countries can into economy
so cute!
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>>75501519
They're real
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>>75480068
sorry alberto barbossa, i'm too busy watching the wors- i mean best league in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShBZdRPVc30
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>>75490959
Oh nice I already did
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>>75501648
Montevideo or Nacional?
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>>75501602
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
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>>75493430
Best regards
600 milhoes
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>>75501701
kek
nacional, whose formerly relevant rival's name you seem to have forgotten
don't worry, it's hardly worth looking up
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>>75501806
o khadafi é dono disto tudo, já nem esconde

filho da puta
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>>75501840
I meant Nacional or Penarol
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>>75480118
Check mate, carlsen
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>>75480118
you can't have more than one you moron
that's not how it works
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>>75483593
This
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>>75504668
You can if your local team hasn't been in the 1st division in your lifetime
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>>75508064
>he supports his local team
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Rate the 17-18 kit.
It's a throwback to the earlier ones
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXepzLSXH1A

This guy watches liga NOS even with a concussion, why dont you /sp/?
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>>75510116
On a scale where pic related is 10, 2
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>>75510229
that one is awful bro
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>>75510040

>he doesnt
Fgt. Keep the centralism running comrade!
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Why is every single portuguese person supporting Benfica?
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>>75510986
because it's the bigger club, from the capital city and has national reach. sporting does too, but isn't really a rival, because it can't perform at the same level and porto who can match benfica, is a literal regional club (doesn't appeal to potential costumers because their rethoric is regionalist)
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>>75510986
tugas are notorious bandwagoners
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>>75510986
You support Benfica as well
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This league has not let me down since I was converted.
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>>75512354
BASED OLDEST ALLY!
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portugal is stupid, they don't even have a hockey team
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>>75512912
The fuck you saying, Leaf!? Even a shit town like Valongo has a hockey team!
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>>75512996
hockey = ice hockey
this = not ice hockey = not hockey
this = floor hockey
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please watch our shit league

...oh who am i kidding, not even we watch it anymore
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>>75513083
If we get pic related back, will you watch it again?
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>>75513030

hockey = hockey
ice hockey = ice hockey

pretty simple breh

>>75513083

whats the deal with steau bucharest?
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>alrite time to watch the portuguese league
>reads this post
>meme magic
>changes chanel

Nah, fuck off, I don't want to watch anything associated with /pol/
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>>75513225
>plays eight years in Sporting
>doesn't win shit
>plays six games in Porto
>wins League and makes an assist that literally gave Porto the League

I FUCKING LOVE HIM!
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>>75513179
that's wrong. hockey isn't like soccer, where it's the same sport whether it's played on a field or a patch of dirt or a gravel parking lot.

simply stating "hockey" means "ice hockey". if no qualifier such as "field" or "floor" is present, then the game is being played on ice.
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>>75513299
no one cares about Portuguese league titles tho.

Kelvin won and not even his mother rates him in brazil.
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Why does Porto sign Mexicans?
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>>75513370
>Kelvin
who?
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>>75513304

simply wrong kiddo, far more of the worlds population knows hockey just means 'field' hockey

you can go out and play normal hockey hockey just about anywhere thats flat, ice is a special circumstance to most people in the world

common usage > a fucking leaf usage
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>>75514429
>you can go out and play normal hockey hockey just about anywhere thats flat
you mean like a field? that's field hockey. inside a gymansium? floor hockey. oh maybe in the street? no wait that's street hockey.

you don't get to dictate the meaning of hockey with your literally third-tier international team. ask a swede or a finn or a ruskie or even a burger how dumb you are.
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>>75483426

It's like how your English sounds fucking strange
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>>75514580

the game of '''field''' hockey can basically be played almost anywhere, its pretty much the same shit

you need specific footwear and a specific and moderately rare surface for your meme sport

we would wreck you at actual hockey anyway, you're cowards for hiding behind your arctic hellhole of an environment desu
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>>75514641
simply wrong kiddo, the majority of english speakers sound like him, not you

common usage > a fucking bong usage
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>>75514691

kek you got so triggered you replied to another guy with this shit

americans dont sound strange that guys wrong, kiddo
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>mfw watching Spurs
>for the first time in a long time >we aren't squashing a tinpot team
>mfw Moorish meme magic is working
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>>75514767
wow you're such an asshat you feel the need to criticize when you're actually agreeing with me

no wonder you bongs are third division
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>>75514861

hmm why isn't the ice hockey world championship just called the hockey world championship?

care to take a guess what sticks and surface is used for the hockey world cup?

or what the international hockey federation is for?
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>>75483593
Why watch gignacfcwinslol
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>>75511051
>Porto can match benfica
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>>75513591

Greatest allies

>>75514978

He's shit now
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>>75514974
the International Ice Hockey Federation is headquartered in Zurich, Switzerland, another country that does not have an international team in the top echelon.

now take a look at leagues in relevant nations: the NHL. the KHL. the CHL. the QMJHL. the ECHL.

not one of those leagues qualifies the sport as Ice Hockey. it's just Hockey.

thank you for proving that you only need to qualify "Hockey" with "Ice" if you're a low-tier irrelevant scrub.
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>>75480068
You know why Benfica never wins? Because they're niggers who believe in stupid curses.
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>>75511101
This. Everyone and their mother is a benficafag in this country. And if they're not benficucks, they're either porto or sporting fags.
Our league is cucked beyond fixable.

>>75515150
They appear to be quite happy with their league wins. Which are really nothing special when most refs, league staff, club presidents, coaches, players, fans, etc are benfica fags as well.
You get to see plenty of away games for benfica where the stadium is all painted red. This also happens with porto and sporting but it's less frequent.

Tell me any other league, relevant or not, where this happens, if you can.
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>>75517149
O MAIOR DE PORTUGAL
LIVING IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE
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>>75517225
build a league just for yourselves if you're that big
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>>75480068
but what if my favourite team is Sporting Clube de Portugal?
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>>75517320
Then you are more despised in Portugal than an untouchable in your Poo-forsaken country
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>>75517513
Based.
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>>75517633
Thanks, Oldest Ally
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Support Sunderland? NO TROPHY FOR YOU.

Celtic? Rangers are getting the Prem.

Real Madrid? >Van Gaal Barca

Man United? JOSE OUT!

Man City? Not even Arabs can get the Sky Blues a trophy.

All because you refused to watch the Liga NOS. Just watch O Classico and you will be set for life.
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>>75517296
>build a league just for yourselves if you're that big
But anon... We already did. It's called Primeira Liga.
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>>75510986
Benfica has "houses" in all this places. You go figure.

Hint: nunca encontrou rival
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>>75522332
*these

>>75517320
Sunil Chhetri was a nice meme. I enjoyed it more than Shikabala. I also enjoyed Imbula and Adrian Lopez
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>>75512825
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>75522966
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I told you to post feet and I would

I even picked out a team to start following
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>>75480068
The Mets haven't won since this thread was made and I haven't watched any Portuguese games yet.
The hex is real guys.
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>>75483434
Drop the proxy Mohammed
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>>75485027
This shouldn't be a hard decision.

Sporting.
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>>75510116
Same as the usual Shit.
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>>75510210
> This guy watches liga NOS even with a concussion
He's a venfiquista. Doctors have no way of telling if he has a concussion or not.
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>>75529001
>venfiquista
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>>75529037
I'm so sorry.
enfique is more correct.
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>>75513274
How was the ride back to Juarez, Carlos?
>>
Fact: Brazilians and Americans are the most powerful race in the world
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A bit late there mate. We were champions last domestic season and runner up in the AFC CUP. We were on a slump since Feb but have picked up in the last few rounds (also including winning AFC Cup fixtures). Last round is on 29th. At least we'll finish top 4.
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>>75530973
Senna lost though
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>>75510986
For the same reason we have a shitty economy.
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>>75517320
Then you seem to have an a nicee taste and a good higiene,
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Our U17 boys just played a 2-2 draw against Benfica. Even though they changed 7 players in half time and put in their main team we only went 2 down. But we came back to level 2-2 and kept pressing till the end. Will it count as watching your football?
>>
If numbers noone will watch your league ever again
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>>75535005
Nah, he is just an untouchable who wants to go even lower on the cast rank
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>>75493446
lel
who was this for?
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>>75511051
>the moor is proud to be a costumer and to have other costumers supporting """"his"""" """""""""""""club"""""""""""""
wew kys lad
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>>75513661
moor detected
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i bandwagon which ever team is top of the league or wins the cup so fuck you op and your empty threat
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>>75482913
What happened to layun
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>>75514580
>>75514690
guys it's like this
field hockey is hockey on a football pitch-like field, where you actually run around (worst type)
ice hockey is hockey on and ice ring, wher you play with ice skates (eskimo type)
street hockey is hockey on a street with roller skates, played by kids mostly acording to tv (poor/kid's type)
hockey on roller skates is hockey in a basketball-like court, where you use roller skates (best type)
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>>Columbians got expensive and thought they could get some hidden gems they found shit
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>>75483593

Tbh this not a wrong answer.
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>>75483593
Your best players can't crack it in our league dude
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Dubs choose my Portuguese team
Fight and win Portugal!
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>>75485164

You might recognize Ruiz and Campbell from my NT
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>>75538624
Porto
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>>75538624
O MAIOR DE PORTUGAL
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>>75538624
Barreirense
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>>75538711
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>>75538624

Deportivo A Coruña
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>>75538711
What fucking division are they from even?
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>>75538748
My heart division.
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>>75480068
wtf i love pootugal league now
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>>75536051
the loos got their own football team now?
>>
Tell me my dear Portuguese friends, who should I put my money on tomorrow (Vitoria Setubal vs Vitoria Guimarares)?
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>>75539241
Vitória Sport Club
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do NOT watch their leagues
they're sinners, the lot of them!
please direct your attention elsewhere!
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>>75539261
did you assume I don't know which one you mean?
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>>75539310
y-yes
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>>75539241
Guimarães. They will 2-0
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>>75539333
nice try though
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>>75539726
The Krauts are already starting to convert!
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>>75539775
Do you make all these images yourself? could you post some more I need to stock up.

t. lifelong porto fan after converting last week.
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>>75539926
You have chosen the right path, child.

Here's another. I will post more tommorow, for I have to sleep.

Keep bumping
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>tfw you remember the Penta
>if benfica win the league they get one year closer to your glory

h-hold me /sp/
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>>75538852
We have since the 19th century nigel
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>>75538602
>Herrera, Tronco Memenez, Layun & 2 meme u-20s
The only good mexican there Is Tecatito
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*blocks your path*
*slices you in half with a sword*
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>>75483627
Pathetic
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>>75545478
Please defeat Benfica in the league. That matters most than in the Cup
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>>75480068
Joke's on you, I'm a >schalke fan already
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>>75548839
Indeed that flag is patty.
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>>75514691
A majority of English speakers sound like pajeet by a long fucking way lad.
>>
Boooooooooom dia
Sure feels good to watch this league every week
>>
Moortuguese are the biggest shitposters on /sp/
>>
I liked Boavista 13 years ago

Also Victoria Setubal sounds like "Victoria I've fucked" in Russian
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>>75555087
>complains about shitposting
>that flag
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>chokeavista

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjRGyXSgzVI
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>>75555146
I'll only watch because of the American Dad meme
>>75554949
Same lad
>SCHALKE
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>>75538760
Já te disse que te vou caçar aos Fidalguinhos, gordo!
>>
Dont forget to watch Setubal x Guimaraes today
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>>75536051
The bottom right guy is mini ronaldo
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>>75485027
Celtic are scottish you disgusting poof
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>>75558163
Estou à espera.
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>>75558244
>x
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>go to sporting to fulfill your dad's wish
>dad dies before he can see sporting win the league

J U S T
U S
S U
T S U J
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>>75510116
It's official now I guess
>>
Can we delete this thread yet? As no one will ever watch such an irrelevant minor league, seems silly that it is still here.
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>>75559113
please watch.
we promise porto will not choke anymore and benfica still has tough matches coming, so the title race is pretty much open
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>>75538711

>MMXVII
>not supporting your local team
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>>75559709
Sai do /sp/ José Augusto.
>>
is this guy any good?
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>>75558277
Didn't really noticed it before. He doesn't normally look like that. Maybe it's the new haircut he got in Lisbon. His name is Sanjeev Stalin.
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>>75559024
Rip Jorge Deus
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Tell me, should i buy it?
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>>75485027
>In Irish soccer I'm a Celtic fan.
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>>75490981
Reddit option. Vitória de Guimarães is the patrician option. Dat logo, dat stadium
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>>75563285
ugly pa caralho
>>
look, pork chops. i'm not opposed to watching your league. i just literally do not know how or where to do it. your league isn't even available on north american cable packages.
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>>75564287
C'mon, would be nice to enter the local kart park wearing one of these
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>>75559024
no chill
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>>75559138
You know we can't make that promise, irmão
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>>75564606
NES Sacking when
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>>75564630
One year from now. After he wins the second league and we get Pedro Martins before Sporting
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>>75564742
he's winning again tonight. he has earned his credentials to jump to a big, methinks
>>
What's your opinion on Nacion al vs Rio Ave tomorrow? Surely Nacional won't win this, right?
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Is it time to post food with eggs again?
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>>75564896
>no rice
>bitoque
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>>75564937
Gimme a break and post more ovos
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>>75564863
Nacional is Best League's Sunderland. No chance of staying.
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Tell me about this team. I want to become a /lifelong/
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>>75564958
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>>75564966
No, Best League's Sunderland has to be a cancerous team, so it's Tondela. Nacional is our Swansea
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>>75564968
is that Chaves, tras-os-montes barcelona?
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>>75564980
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>>75565003
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>>75565014
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>>75565014
Someone post more eggs so I know what to do tomorrow
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>>75565040
Nice, very nice
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>>75565053
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>>75565000
Yes
Have some British cuisine
>>
Marega two assists tonight, truly the GOAT
>>
Based Gimarais just won me 10 bucks!
>>
>tfw craving caldo verde
How do I make it, Portubros?
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>>75565089
vitoria unironically with 8 points cushion over braga
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>>75565089
>tfw he will return (as a benchwarmer for Soares and André Silva) next year with Hernani (who will be a starter) for GOAT Porto
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*blocks your arteries*
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>>75565136
best portopepe
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>>75483263
>lamber o cu de um homem
>2017

Meu país caiu na miséria.
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>>75565146
If you remove the processed meat, that is actually a pretty benign to healthy breakfast
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>>75565120
here you go
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>>75564916
Explain this
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>>75565167
>i don't eat ass
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>>75539630
based af, post more tips
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>>75565215
Is that the authentic way though?
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>>75565252
It´s weird, that's all.
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>>75565277
no it aint, pleb.
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>>75565271
yeah, I think so. only put the green stuff at the end. and beware, sausage is chouriço, not salsicha
>>
Why are portuguese obsessed with eggs? Every portuguese dish I know somehow came with a hard boiled or fried egg on it
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>>75565260
Porto wins 3-2 against Chaves, after a game of immense suffering
Benfica loses 1-0 against Estoril (too much memes in Estoril to prevent it)
Sporting loses against Braga 2-0 (because of memes too)
tondelawinslol
Feirense loses 4-0 against someone
>>
>>75565328
Nacional 0 - 2 Rio ave
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>>75565311
Watch their league to find out!
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>>75565328
put 10 bucks on it
also, does Portimonense in Segunda Liga win tomorrow?
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>>75565308
K. I will get some choriço first.
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>>75565328
>Benfica
>losing at home
>Benfica
>losing at all
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>>75565359
This too

>>75565379
Vitor oliveira is paid to put teams in Primeira Liga. Portimonense already acomplished that. Portimonense will lose 3-1 tommorow
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>>75565413
Too many memes in Estoril, my friend. Kleber, Moreira and Lord Licá...
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>mfw 1 victory in the last 12 matches

things were going so well until january, where did everything go so wrong??
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For me, it's Nelson
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>>75565428
>Kléber
Who?
>Moreira
Why?
>Licá
What?
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>>75565417
>yfw Vitor Oliveira next season promotes a team, resigns, signs for new team, promotes second team
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>>75565479
He will stay with portimonense
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>>75565489
>ending the meme´
weak
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>04/24/17(Mon)10:59:42

Moor magic is real
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>>75565489
I heard Penafiel will be doing a great investment next season to come back to the first league and want you-know-who to lead their team.
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too many eggs
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>>75565042
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Thoughts on this?
>>
no need to worry, my moor friend

I occasionally watch the portuguese league, and I dig benfica.
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>>75565040
best dish itt

>>75567029
pathetic
>>
>>75570663
i think it looks good
>>
>>75571551
You're objectively wrong. I'd recommend you to read the Critique of Judgment by Kant
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>>75571814
Any other books I should read?
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>>75571932
Plenty
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>>75571932
The Sound and The Fury, by Faulkner
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>>75571932
The art of 4-4-2 by Sun Tzu
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>>75579878
It's actualy named The Art of 4-3-1-2, you ignorant. Sun Tzu actually proves that 4-2-2 is a pleb system
>>
>>75579938

>muh possession
Football is about spaces, not about the ball. Tocqueville made this clear in Football in Europe
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>>75531242
>>75536051

>pootball
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>>75571932
Infinite Jest
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>>75580589
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I'll do you a deal and watch your league IF you watch our sport
Our guy Ding is playing in the semi-finals of the biggest tournament in 1 hour
>>
>orangepickers are shitposting about hockey, eggs, and literature in portuguese in a thread about their league
>/sp/
>>
>>75567029
Sporting-tier
>>
Buy more dutchies and teach them How To defend pls

Italy is already helping us and it'd be great if you helped

It's not like well ever beat you in internationals lol
>>
>>75581291
Do you like the work on Zeegalaar?
>>
>>75581341
haha fuck I'm an Ajax fan and he was jupiler league level (segunda liga) at best and he actually turned out p decent in Portugal so I'm impressed
>>
>>75480068
Who are your best pornstars?

This will decide whether I watch your league or not.
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>>75581473
He's not decent at all

>>75581341
>lagartos

>>75581577
Bruna Magalhães
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>>75582169
Does she do porn or is she just a badalhoca?
>>
>>75571814
isn't that book pretty much common sense?
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>>75582169
her thumbs though
>>
>>75480068
Which club is the best for someone who's Catholic and voted for Trump?
>>
>>75582958
Vitória Sport Club >>75545478
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>>75480068
this post is meaningless, you didn't even get digits
>>
>>75582997
Do they win things? Or is it just a right wing circlejerk?
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>>75583118
They do. They are playing in this year's Portuguese Cup final.
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>>75583199
So they occasionally win titles and finish in the top four? Are they the Arsenal of Portugal?
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>not wotching allsvenskan
ses her ur dum
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>>75583241
That's Sporting.
>>
>>75583241
The Arsenal of Portugal is Braga. In almost every way (they are reddit tier, have the same colours, even are called the Arsenalists, they just end sometimes off top four, but they are generally number 4)

By that logic, Guimarães is Tottenham, since those clubs hate each other and their fans would slay each other too (seriously, they hate each other more than Porto and Benfica hate each other)
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>>75583292
So which club would you compare Vitoria to?
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>>75583326
>Guimarães is Tottenham
Guimarães is Vitória
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>>75583118
both
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>>75583361
Gotcha

So Vitoria is the Jewish club? Thanks but no thanks Joao
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>>75583391
No, you idiot! Guimarães is just Tottenham because they are the rivals of Braga, which is our Arsenal. We do not mix politics with football in Portugal, but you could say they are kind of right wing because of muh emblem and muh king
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>>75583414
I'm joking Joao calm down.
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>>75567029
looks like a premier league ad
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>>75583414
Do you get monarchists there or is it just neet LARPers?
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>>75583820
Guimarães ultras and fans are mostly LARPers, but here in Portugal we do get some monarchists, as in people who think nobility is still a relevant thing in this century.
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>>75480068
I'm already a Vitoria Setubal fan, m8
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>>75571932
My diary desu
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>tfw unironoically watching Boavista vs Tondela
nice goal 2bh
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>>75586654
>nice goal in a Boavista match
Not watching but I guess it was Iuri Medeiros scoring
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>>75586719
no idea m8, you don't really recognize much in a bet365 stream
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>>75565359
>Nacional 0 - 2 Rio ave
really makes me think
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If you're not a Porto fan then don't watch the league,we don't need your kind here.
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>18 teams league
>only 2 relegation spots

justify this
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>>75565359
stop doing this. people will realize it's all a scam. we need them to watch our league
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I'M READY
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>>75587839
18:15 right?
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>>75587886
YES IN TETRA MINUTES
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WHO WINNING THE LEAGUE NEXT WEEK HERE?
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expect Benfica to score 3 goals. Estoril to make meme counters, but not a meme display like in the taça
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NO ERA OFFSIDE

REFBALL!
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>salvio
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>>75586719
>not watching your league
And how exactly do you expect me to watch it?
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>>75588576
I'll watch it if you do...
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>>75588576
we beg foreigners to watch it because we don't
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ERA PENAL?
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this league is trash, refball . im done
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>>75588819
ERA
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PEW PEW
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Dont watch this league please
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PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
PISTOLAS
>JONAS
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>>75588854
*dies*
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Based Moreira letting that one in on purpose.
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>>75588878
I'm getting mixed messages
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>that nigga has a Air Jordan logo tattoo
wtf????
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where zivkovic?
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>>75480068
I won't watch your cuçk league
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>cervi
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Someone pls kill Salvio
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>Salvio
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75589272
>>75589302
what's he doin
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>>75589316
Doesn't pass the ball
>>
GOAT EDERSON
>>
wow kleber is fucking shit
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>>75589302
>>75589272
le argentine ballhogging nigger with a maradona complex
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wtf is this fucking witchcraft
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THE STARS ALIGNED AND SHOW US GOOD FORTUNE
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>Ederson slips
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SALVIO OUT

YES
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GOLAÇOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
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Soon™
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is this another 0-0 draw for P0rt0?
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>>75592994
No. They'll lose this one.
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>check Porto result at HT
>0-0
why am I not surprised?
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is Andre Silva even paying attention?
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JUSTares
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Otávio has such a punchable face.
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>>75594524
I really dislike him too. shipping him to nacional would not be enough punishment for having that face
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>>75480068
Hahaha joke's on you. I already support a uruguayan team that doesn't win shit
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Well, Porto survives another week.
>>
fantastic thread
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>>75595347
It is, isn't it?

>survives the whole week, reaching way beyond 300 posts
>the 2 most important games arrive today
>barely 50 or 60 posts the whole day
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>>75595461
I still won't watch your league though
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>>75595461
not even us are watching our league
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>>75595561
then your favourite team will be cursed until you change your mind
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>>75595561
your loss
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So is it primeira liga or liga nos?
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>>75595717
nos is the sponsor
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MAXI SENT OFF

Won't play in Madeira next weekend.
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>sending Maxi out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>75595909
>doing a reckless tackle with 2 goals up and with 5 minutes to play

that was so dumb
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>>75595909
Don't worry, irmão
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>>75480068
Rec a team that tends to be underdog, op
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>>75596110
Benfica
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>>75596290
>>
Next week, we have Marítimo-Porto and Rio Ave-Benfica.
Both matches are very interesting because Marítimo and Rio Ave are fighting for that last europa league spot while Porto and Benfica are fighting for the league title.

PLS WATCH OUR LEAGUE because we don't
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>>75596463
Rio Ave will defeat Benfica, as proven by my digits
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>>75596463
Either Benfica or Porto drop points next week.
I'd Porto.
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>>75515138
holy fuck bong got blown the fuck out
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>>75480068
Fuck off, Alberto Barboavista.
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>>75559709
"É nóis", Alfredo.
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>>75583377
alright vitoria it is for me then
>>
How do I watch these games, my friend?
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>>75602242
like i do. illegal streams
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>>75480068
Do not fuck off, Alberto Barboavista.
>>
Hi is this /primeiraliga/ ?
>>
>>75602477
To be fair, it's not that illegal when the government and the police just don't give a fuck
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>>75607397
it is now
>>75608550
Thank god desu I don't really want to spend money to watch OUR league
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>>75614861
Why won't you go to your nearby café and watch the footy in the middle of old geezers who complain just about anything?
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>>75618239
People still do that?
>>
>sporting
>braga
>>
who is the sword-wielding absolute madman on the vitoria guimaraes crest?
>>
>>75624652
Literally Alberto Barbosa the 1st
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>>75624652
That would be our first King, D. Afonso Henriques, mommy-defeater and professional kebab remover
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give your power to the best sporting

VAMOS MAGICO BRAGA
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hat-trick for Bas Dost
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>>75625289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOX49gq20Ks
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>>75625311
he's a likable guy, hope he wins the boot
>>
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Hi, anon!

So will you take me to Marquês de Pombal on May 21st?
>>
Thinking of finally going to europe for the first time soon just graduated college so im still kinda a poor fag i was leanimg towards budpest and prague
is portugal cheap and better?
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>>75625683
Portugal is incredibely cheap, and, unlike Plague and Buda's Plague, it's full of good weather
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>>75625683

It's better in every way anon. Except if you want whores, then Budapest or Prague is gonna be better.
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>>75625683
Lisbon is cheaper than most european capitals, and also great weather. Lisbon and Porto have GOAT food.
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>>75625311
Thank you for Based Dost, nederchan. Hope you guys can get your shit together in football.
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>>75625778
Will porto qts pay attention to me if im decently attractive tall and white :3
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>>75625987
Just speak Texan to them
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>>75625778
>>75625933
>>75625948
Shut up fgts. The less thing Lisbon (at least) needs is more low-budget tourists
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>>75625987
Do what >>75626022 says. They sure love them Texan fellows.

Say that you will make a Hollywood actress out of them
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>>75626037
>implying anyone wants to visit Lisbelha
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>>75626130

Don't kid yourself :^)
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>>75625008
Chupa piças, Reddit de merda!
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>>75625008
>best sporting

Acho que os lampiões do norte se pudessem até eliminavam a palavra "sporting" do nome do clube e do emblema, tal a simpatia que têm pelo verdadeiro Sporting.
Era para o lado que eu dormia melhor também.

Caralho, nunca mais acaba a época. Que depressão.
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>>75596088
Thanks for using muh Pepes, Finnbro
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>>75630025
>Implying que Sporting não é o nome mais genérico que há no futebol
Literalmente Desportivo Clube de Portugal
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>>75630025
nah i wouldn't change the name, i love it. after all we're the best sporting in our country and that's a fact.
and i didn't even mention moorfica you little twat. your inferiority complex is showing
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>>75633675
We don't really think that much about you.

Keep your delusion, lampião do norte, and worry about your black and white neighbours, who actually have a real fanbase.
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>>75633975
>We don't really think that much about you.
if we're "lampiões do norte" i think you do lmao
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>benficaqt.webm
luv u

>>75625683
Budapest is the second best city in Europe after Rome.
Don't let them meme you.
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>>75634187
That's not a sign of thinking too much about you. It's just a lazy nickname we arranged based on observation.

We only care about our rivals and braga is not one of them. You should really go find some vimaranense or boavisteiro to bother.
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>>75634416
>tfw Budapest literally means Plague of the Buda in Portuguese
>tfw Prague (or Praga) literally means Plague in Portuguese
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>>75480068
My friend, who do you suggest I support my friend
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>>75638248
Braga, the patrician choice
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has been a nice friend, friends
I think this thread was a good way to end a meme
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>>75640076
I'm not your meme, friend
>>
Who /RealMassama/ here?
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>>75640095
yes you are
>>
F
>>
new thread when
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>>75640059

Ok, I have not seen you post though in the thread about the league of Ireland.

Please watch our league too.

I have already made deals with the yanks and pekka leagues to watch there's

Maybe we can make a deal?
>>
>>75584054
>he doesn't understand the inherent advantages of having a monarchy or any other type of totalitarian government structure

muh kings are outdated gibberish right?
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>>75510986
Because it was Salazar's club, and back in his day you'd get shot for supporting anyone else.
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>>75640396
Actually it was simply the popular club when footy became popular as a national sport.
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>bump limit
Does that mean that we need a /primeiraliga/ general?
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>>75640511
Indeed

We shall call it: Eternal Moreirense Thread

>>75640558
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Last post for beautiful thread
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>>75644863
lol no
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>>75645507
It's still one of my creations, so it's ok, Portistarino
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