Remember this picture the next time you even dare to name Cristiano

>>75463045
he will get fined over that, isnt he

>>75463045
Now we just need Atletico to btfo Real from Champions and ronaldo will finally sudoku

>>75463045
We need a shot from the front

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>>75463297

>>75463196


you mean TSUUUUUUdoku

>>75463093
>>75463350
What did he mean by this? Serious question.

>>75463350
how the fuck is he holding that shirt with only one hand

>>75463045
MESSI GOAT

>>75463385
>>75463385
>>75463385
>>75463385
WHAT THE FUCK
GOAT

>>75463385

>Doubting Messi

APOLOGIZE

>>75463350
>holds shirt without touching it
>ppl still deny he is the goat

>>75463350
PHYSICS BTFO

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>>75463350
>rakitic
>Is he holding that jersey with telekine...? oh right, its MESSI

>>75463385
LITERALMENTE DIOS

>>75463350
ISAAC NEWTON BTFO

MESSI > LAWS OF PHYSICS

>>75463385
seriously what the literal fuck

>>75463350
>died on the pitch and rose again
>performs miracles with feet and hands
How can you still deny him

>>75463385
Meme magic

>>75463385
MAGIC

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>>75463350
>my tshirts hanging on the coat-hanger arent this tidy and straight

>>75463350
>tfw you accidentally expose your true power level
literal god

>>75463544
>literally the next sunday after Easter

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>>75463350
spooky af

>>75463045
>>75463350
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

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>>75463350

>>75463045
Haha yes, those two players who have only been successful in world class teams (Ronaldo's Portugal title does not count)

>>75463045
>>75463350
LITERAL GOD

>>75463350
>defying the laws of physics

>>75463736
just as cruyff or di stefano

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>>75463350
He's becoming piccolo

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>>75463350

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>>75463350
>>75463385
THE PHANTOM HAND

ITS PUNISHED MESSI

>>75463350
>>75463350
can someone actually explain this to me please it hurts my head

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>>75463736
>the 'yeah but can they do it on a rainy Tuesday night in stoke lol' crowd

FUCK OFF

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>>75463350
jesus

>>75463350
he still had his hanger on. classic messi. antonella didnt make it on time.

>>75463869
>Holding shirt with both hands
>Let's go with one hand to gesture to crowd
>Photographer snaps photo at that exact moment before shirt has a chance to drop

Jesus, how wet is your brain?

>>75463886
>rainy night in Stoke
You're the only one using that cliche. I'm not denying Messi is GOAT tier but his "individual genius" seems to magically fail him when it matters for Argentina. Ronaldo meanwhile lucked his way to an international title.

>>75463869
I assume the picture was taken just as messi took his hand of the shirt as it was about to drop

Either that or it was windy or something

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>>75463350

>>75463350

>Telekimessis

>>75463350
Hand of God all over again

>>75463350
GOD

>>75463350
THE HAND OF GOD

>>75463981
Kek

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>>75463981

>>75463350
>"One Sprite please."

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>only bedding one woman your whole life
topcuck messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.

>>75463981
>/sp/ doubted him 3 times
>messi forgives us all, for we are only human

Truly our savior

>>75464293
I'm really going to be enjoying /sp/ when ronaldo wins champions league,la liga and ballon d'or.

>>75464276
kek

>>75463961
Ronaldo was average all Euro long and played like 20 minutes in the final

>>75464335
>madrid past atletico
heh

>madrid past monaco
kek

>>75464352
I agree. That's what I was saying.

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>>75464276

>sanchez

every time

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>>75463045
Two words for you faggot. Juventus, Bayern. Don't worry. On June 3 after we win for first time the second CL in row and having already won the La Liga no one will remeber this match and all of you you would cry seeing the only true god lift the cup of Cl. Remeber this.

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>>75464388
Cheeky dubs

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>>75463350

HOW THE FUCK?!

>barca's winning goal was a result of a counter-attack
Can the tiki-taka meme stop now?

>>75464480
No one cares about Fraudiola anymore so yes, we can

>>75464335
So do I.

>>75464363
Yeah. Isn't like Real won they last two UCLs against Patético.

>>75464276
I keep trying to imagine what type of sad person watches football and keeps worrying about the players sex life

>>75464402
seriously? after today with Marcelo and Casemiro given a free pass you still have the balls to bring up Bayern?

talk about butthurt

>>75464557
final=/= semifinals

totally different games you mong

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>>75463350
Incredible

>>75463350
BLOODIED BRUISED AND BATTERED
BORN IN THE CROSSFIRE HURRICANE

PUNISHED TARANTULA MESSI HAS CATAPULT ARRIVED

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>>75463350
>>75463544
I repent. I take it all back. He truly is the Christ.

>>75463045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>>75464335
this desu

>>75463350
>does a cross gesture immediately afterwards

Jesus has returned to Earth to play the beautiful game.

>>75463939
kek'd

>>75463544
Sounds like my gf (I don't have a gf)

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>>75463939

>>75463350

>approaching 30
>beard is starting to thicken
>soon the long hair will be back

FUCK

THESE ARE TRULY THE END TIMES

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>>75463350
>literal physic glitch
how the fuck?

>>75463350

Honestly that beard suits him very well.

>>75463350
That's it /sp/, meme magic has come to the physical plane

PHYSICS BTFO
REAL BTFO
TSSUUUUUU BTFO

MESSI GOAT

>>75464480
not really, they beat madrid's first line of pressure passing it on the back
if you mean tiki taka as in useless.possesion then it was never alive to begin with

>>75463383
The association might consider this disrespectful or some other bullshit. He did get a yellow directly after so I hope he gets away with just that.

>>75463350
Holy shit

>>75463350
me in the back (#4)

>>75463350
a good moment
i enjoyed it

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>>75463350
Is there nothing he can't do?

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>>75465751

win the world cup

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>>75465887

>>75465887
he has 2018 and 2022 still

>>75465950
Argentina won't even qualify for 2018 and he'll retire before 2022

>>75466023
In your dreams

Ray Hudson's reaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oR-6jLpXsc

Cant wait for Messi to carry Argentina to the WC final then have Penal Penala tap his goal in and everyone complains about how he's finished

>>75463350
HOW CAN NEWTON EVER RECOVER?

>>75463350
I just trashed my ronaldo shrine and replaced it with this

>>75463385
magnets, obviously

>>75466103
No thanks, the man is a cringe-inducing embarrassment

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>>75466103

>the medicine man arrives

>invisible for months
>one goal
>OMG BEST PLAYER EVER LE MESSI MESSI MESSI

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>>75466103

>you can drop a tarantula into his shorts and he'll still be cool

what the fuck is this man smoking?

>>75466210
>Europes top goal scorer
>Invisible

>>75466229
>smashing goals against a league full of complete shitters
BRAVO MESSI

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>>75463350

>>75466273
>CL and EL winners 3 years in a row
>Shit

I respect CR7, he's probably all-time top 15

But Messi is easily top 3

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>>75466273
>Real
>Atletico
>Sevilla
>shitters

>>75466103
Thank you
Love this guy

>>75466295
BRAVO MESSI HAVE 6 GOALS AGAINST SOME SHIT TEAM TO PAD YOUR STATS LAD

>>75463383
what, the hand gesture?
He's telling them to shut up. Prior to the match, he was taking the brunt of criticism over Barcelona's CL exit.

>>75466340
he´s also the UEFA top scorer dumbass

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>>75466103
What the fuck?

>>75463385
He was holding it with both hands, went to raise his finger or do the sign of the cross, and photo was taken in the split second before that side fell. Or he is a literal autistic jedi

>>75466340
>6 GOALS AGAINST SOME SHIT TEAM
he only scored 2 today

>>75466403
>>75466340

kek

FUCKING
REKT
E
K
T

>>75466221
>>75466373
He commentates every game like this
It's amazing.

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>>75466103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It1N3rjoQAI
>he's the best there is
>he's the best there ever has been
>possibly the best there ever will be

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>>75463350
That's some damn good photograph job right here.
A picture for the age.

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>>75466103
>that squeal

and the title? oh wait, is just a match...

>>75466403
Based Jordi, Halal BTFO

>>75466462
t. ha-maize roe-tree-gays

>>75463045
Does this picture exist facing bernabeu stands ?

>>75466576
Man I hopse so.

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>>75466103
WHAT THE FUCK

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>INDECENTLY MAJESTIC FOOTBALL

>>75463959
Although this is the obvious explanation, it's still curious because his hands are sufficiently far from the shirt for it don't start to drop

>>75464276
lol make a sitcom, 'messi'n around'

>>75466103
>that defending

fucking atrocious

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How long before people stop comparing him to Pele/Maradona & start comparing him to Jesus?

>>75466297
Perfect post

>>75466418
The guy fucking loves Messi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRBUO4cU5MM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwJ8kvM9TKA

>>75466221
idk but i would like some i love his commentary its always hilarious

>>75467360
It's fantastic though. He appreciates the GOAT we get to witness

He does get excited for other games too, but when Messi is doing his thing you can't not turn it up a notch

>>75467425
Yeah yeah I agree, he's really authentic and doesn't really give a fuck about what he says just says what he feels at the moment, everytime Messi does something amazing I go search for his commentary.

>>75467468
I wished I watch Clasico with his commentary.
Recent streams have been spotty though so couldn't risk it

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>>75466103
>that squeal in the beginning
>born in the crossfire hurricane and he is jumping jack flash
motherfucking kek

>>75466103
> "Ray Hudson something like his best again. Jamie Carragher, Gary Neville they're all being out commentated by this wonderful little old man"

This guy takes the sport from a 10/10 to an eleven just with his ridiculous analogies.

And just like this, he made a more iconic celebration that Ronaldo's previous 100 cringy TSUUUUUUUUUU's.


This will be remembered for decades

>>75467360
>Defenders try to follow him on facebook, and he comes out on Twitter. That's how evasive he is

kek

>>75466576
>>75466601

Not a picture but I think this is as close as it gets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke-MHJyKvvM

>>75463350
I think le old testament prophet performing miracles in the lions den man is his final form. I like this messi.

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His new movie

>>75463385

Because he is literally God descended from Heaven

>>75463350
Iconic picture already

>>75467836
>Lions den
>Lionel

>>75463350
>literal magic
I'm SHOOK af

>>75463350
Looking at that pic, it feels like I am looking God himself.

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>>75464276
Top fucking kek

>>75464276
>filling the fridge with sprite..

SHIETTTTTTTTTTTTTT lmao

>>75463350
Is he putting up his index finger to say he's number one?

>>75466103
Please go back to r*ddit

>>75463350
Wew

>>75465092
my god...we did not listen

>had a good game in a trophy less season

Okay bud

>>75467758
Truth.

>>75474007
>dumb smelly chicano thinks halal will win the cl or la liga
>Barca guaranteed at least 1 trophy this season
kek
KEK

>>75466103
GOAT

>>75463045
He didn't play so good in CL

>>75475591
why would americans supporting real be chicanos when Barca has more latin american players than Real?

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>>75463544
I love 4chin

>>75478196
I live in Southern California (Chicano central) and all the Mexicans here are Real Madrid supporters. I don't know why, but they are.

>>75463350

>April 23 was the feast day of Sant Jordi, patron saint of Catalonia
>Also one week after Easter
>Messi takes his hand off the shirt to make the sign of the cross as a celebration in front of the Halal crowd
>shirt miraculously floats

Atheists and Muslims BTFO

>>75478177
Current top scorer and best Barca player by far! :-)

>>75464570
a /sp/artan, basically