>this "man" is considered the best soccer player

>>75424050
thicc

Thicc

>>75424050

thanks, I will.

>>75424050
t-thicc

T H I C C

goddamn he had an ass like THAT

>>75424050
Damn, Maradona looks like *that*?

>>75424050
He knocked up a 27 year old woman in his mid 50's. What are you doing with your life?

Non memeing why do European and South American men always wear speedos and short shorts

>>75424442
Lack of Puritan influence

>>75424394
Nigga lives the life

Spent his youth partying and doing coke and didn't lose his money in the process. Now lives with the Dubai Prince

>>75424442
To get a better tan

>>75424442
They're faggots

>>75424442

to ventilate our shaft according to Allah's will

>>75424442
they're more comfortable than the loose mesh shit swim trunks desu

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>>75424050

>>75424050

Would you believe, normal and shorter sized people are superior warriors in the heat of battle.

>>75424272
cocaine is one helluva drug

>>75424508
Kek

>>75424521
>ireland shilling for manlets
:^)

>is banned from entering the US
If only they did the same to all divegrass players.

>>75424521

Because no one can see them

>>75424569
>>75424563

Agility is King. Anything over 6 foot lives at the expense of normal people.

>>75424590
t. manlet

>>75424629
This is my world, I have never bent down walking through a doorway, never bumped my head off of a light fixture, this world was made for me, not some overgrown freak of nature.

>>75424716
you can't ride roller coasters or see over the steering wheel. Your littel feetsies can't touch the floor in a restaurant since you need a booster seat and you don't show up in pictures without standing on you tippie toes. You have to shop in child clothing sections and hide your face like a pervert in shame.

>>75424786
Lets just say I can grab a football with one hand, will we? You can extrapolate the type of person I am from that, using deduction, yes?

>>75424716
Is this pasta?

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>>75424786
>>75424716

>>75424840
>Lets just say I can grab a football with one hand, will we?
so you're on the same level as a child, in more ways than one, I am proud of you as is your papa.

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what is wrong with argentinians?

>>75424909
>wrong

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Are ass threads back?

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>>75424050
>Nobody mentions Pelé

>>75425077
Who?

>>75425029
what the fuck is that? why is his ass metallic

>>75425077
>Klose beat Pele's world cup goals record
>in the same game where Brazil lost 7-1 at home in the world cup semis
Poor Pele

>>75424442
Because we are not insecure about our sexuality

>>75427051
it was ronaldo's record you retard, Pelé played much less games and scored thrice in finals.

>>75426954
zinc for anti-chafing
if your ass is that big it'll chafe against the shorts as you run

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>>75427150

>>75427051
That was fat ronaldos record bud

>>75424050
>the best soccer player in history
No

>>75424442
Because we're free to do so.

>>75424442
>European

Nah it's just south Americans and the French. They're all closet gay round there.

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>>75427150
>mfw it's real

>>75424442
only russians and south americans do

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>>75424050
Qt butt