Putting aside your thoughts on the sports themselves, what sport

World Cup

The one you can drink beer out of.

>World cup
>Not even a cup

Nice fucking sport ya got there

1. World Cup
2. NFL
3. NHL
4. MLB
5. NBA

Obviously Stanley cup

t.nfl and MLB fan

World Cup, the rest look like toys

World Cup

>>75423089
Stanley Cup is the undisputed GOAT. Furpuck still sucks though.

Stanley. The rest look like toys.

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Can other sports even compete

1) Stanley Cup (giant, heavy, aesthetic, can drink champagne out of it)

2) NFL Lombardi (nice finish on the silver, simple but still aesthetic)

3) MLB World Series (get points for creativity, although its a bit like a birthday cake and not in a good way)

4) World Cup (looks like an anal plug carved out of wood and covered with $5 gold paint)

5) NBA trophy (why is the hoop so narrow? Why is the ball completely smooth? Looks really shitty)

the stanley cup is the only one really worth mentioning
The NFLl one looks like the offbrand trophy invented in a football video game that couldn't get the rights to the NFL, and I have no clue what any other sports looks like. And that's taking into account the fact that you posted a picture of a bunch

That isn't a photo of an authentic Commissioner's Trophy.

1. Stanley Cup
2. FA Cup
3. World Cup

1. Stanley Cup
2. Lombardi
3. World Cup
4. Commissioner's Trophy(looks like it's a pain in the ass to hold)
5. What the fuck is that thing, look at how big they had to make the base in order to get it to stand

Stanley Cup >> World Series >>>>>>>>> the other three

>>75423123

>Super Bowl
>Not even a bowl

Nice Commercials ya got there

>>75423089
The World Cup and World Series trophies both look cool.

Stanley Cup
World Series
World Cup
NBA Finals
Superbowl

>>75423204
>Play 100 straight days of retard baseball
>Win a keychain

OK.

World Cup then Stanley Cup. NFL is just awful and nba is generic af while mlb looks like something you stick your dick into

For me, it's Stan Lee.

The World Cup looks like an old relic Indiana Jones stole from some crypt. That's why I like it.

The Stanley Cup is the only one that isn't dependant on its league for its prestige. The other 4 are only valuable because they mean that a team is NBA/NFL/MLB/FIFA champions. The Stanley Cup is a national treasure that will be sought after long after the NHL folds.

Copa libertadores

Stanley cup
At least it has history
Players peed in it or get their sons baptized in that

>>75423439
POO

Stanley Cup, hands down

>>75423089
Stanley cup
World series
Lombardi
That thing of a trophy NBA

World cup looks like a man got squashed by a ball and spiders wrapped it up

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>>75423217
>4) World Cup (looks like an anal plug carved out of wood and covered with $5 gold paint)

On purpose of course, since an anal plug perfectly captures the essence of soccer.

>>75423089
mlb

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Lore fags, where is pic related?

Trofeo Helenio Herrera

for me, it's the Frederick Arthur Stanley, 16th Earl of Derby Cup

>>75423089
Stanley Cup > FIFA World Cup > Vince Lombardi Trophy > Commissioner's Trophy > NBA Trophy

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>>75423111
trips of truth

nfl, nba, mlb, fifa all btfo

>>75423089
1. Stanley Cup

POWER GAP

2. the rest

the world cup is the most beautiful trophy ever made

the nba trophy couldve been as cool as the stanley cup but they decided to turn it into a gold plated clipart trophy

>nba trophy
>not a golden chicken wing

>>75423089

What will the NHL do when the Cup becomes too big to lift?

>>75423830
this

all these amerilards can fuck off with their 5$ discount store ""cups""

>>75423959
They remove the oldest band and send it to the HoF.

>>75423959
They constantly retire rings, it never grows

Stanley cup > World cup > Lombardi > MLB trophy > Shitty-looking wal-mart trophy sprayed gold

I'm just now realizing the pillar part is supposed to represent a basketball hoop and net

>>75423089
NFL

>>75423830
made every four years

FTFY

>>75423470
this, the WC is great cause it doesn't look like a generic trophy

>>75424070
Identify what a generic trophy looks like.

>>75423089
Stanley cup is the objectively worst trophy. Stupidly big, bland, dull.

>b-but it has names n shieeet
Wow it's fucking nothing

1.Stan Lee's Cup
2. World Cup
The rest are shit

>>75423572
me on the right

1. Stanley Cup
2. World Cup
3. World Series
4. NFL
5. NBA

>>75424106
a pile of nothing and on top the most representative element of the sport, like a ball.

Champions League trophy shits all over OP's except the world cup.

World Cup and Stanley Cup

All others are shit and need a redo

>>75423332
DUDE

>there are people who rate the Stanley Cup
The World Cup is like 10 times denser than the Stanley Cup, which means that it will actually feel like a trophy and not some toy. Also if a significant part of the trophy is detachable then it's a meme trophy.

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>American franchise wins the playoff mega bowl series of 7
>First guy to touch the trophy is some random old guy, who gets to stand on a tiny podium that barely any of the actual players do
>they fucking interview him at the same time
>Finally interview one of the players
>Cut away to show the brand new car™ he's just won and he mentions several brand names in his interview

Wew

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for me, it's Copa del rey

>>75423089

For me, it's the Jules Rimet trophy.

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The most aesthetic trophy ever.

World Cup, the rest look like they are made out of plastic, which makes sense since they are from american sports

>>75423089

Stanley Cup is the most comfy trophy

1. la coupe stanley
2. la coupe du monde

the rest are cheap looking shite.

World cup and Stanley cup. Others are shit.

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The Lombardi, don't like the WC trophy all that much

>>75423123
It used to be a cup but it was stolen. Pic related, god tier.

>>75424141
Bait or shit taste, doesn't matter which

stanley cup
world cup

rest are boring, but i especially hate the super bowl trophy
its just a football lol, they didnt even try

at least with the basketball one, the basketball is kind of hanging off the edge there. but the football one is just sitting there

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*coughs*

>>75423089
Stanley Cup is the most bloody & exciting cup. Nothing tops NHL Playoffs

handegg and nba look like shit, the one with the flags also looks hideous

would cup and hockey are nice, I prefer the Champions League or FA Cup ones

>>75423089
1. World series- the design looks interesting, not like any ordinary trophy, aesthetically pleasing.
2. World cup- Looks like some sort of alien artifact that powers some super weapon. Unique aesthetics, but not as good as #1.
3. Stanley Cup- simple design, but the ridiculous proportions make it unique in its own way. A worthy piece of hardware to merit punching out opponents teeth and breaking bones for.
4-5- generic, simple designs. High school tier. Only thing separating the two is personal preference for silver or gold. I prefer gold myself.

>>75423089
1. Stan Lee
Who cares about those other shitty trophies.

>>75425305

>It will never come back

1. World Cup: high quality materials, beautiful design by Silvio Gazzaniga, small but heavy. Got a symbolic significancy lacking in the other four. Distinctive and original. Celebration-friendly.

2. NFL: simple and clean, the motif communicates well, although it looks a bit unbalanced with that base.

3. NBA: Good idea, bad execution. + for minimalist design and materials. - for the big base, makes it unpractical for celebration (which is, after all, the most important function of a trophy)

4. World series: Looks likes the cheap crap in my grandmother bookshelf. Can't even celebrate with it.

5. Stanley Cup: Vulgar, tacky, tasteless. worst kind of american bigger is better aesthetics. Liking this is an obvious sign of low cultural capital. But good for celebration.

>>75425918
Lmao

>>75426996
>american bigger is better aesthetics
>LORD Stanley's Cup

Thing's Canadian

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The Stanley cup at this point is Amazing and would be the best but the big fuck off one they use now is awful, truly awful.

WC>mlb > nfl>nba >nhl

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Bundesliga plate

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How does the Gold Cup trophy rank?

Stanley Cup
World Series
World Cup
Super Bowl
NBA Title

>>75424141
>actually looks aesthitic, instead of some bullshit stylized twisty nonsene.
>only one (techincally two for security reasons, but they are identical)
>orginal bowl part was purchased in the 1800's

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>>75426996
>5. Stanley Cup: Vulgar, tacky, tasteless. worst kind of american bigger is better aesthetics. Liking this is an obvious sign of low cultural capital. But good for celebration.
You don't have a clue what you are talking about.

>>75424706

Is that a Swedish soccer league?

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How can they even compete?

>>75423089
1. Stanley Cup
2. World Cup
3. Commissioner's Trophy (MLB)
4. Lombardi
5. whatever the fuck that NBA shit is

I am primarily a baseball fan, I hate soccer

Hands down it's Lord Stanley's Cup.

It's steeped in tradition.

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>>75423089
Belts are the best trophies desu

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prime minister's trophy coming through!

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Emperor's cup is not quite as huge but has more aesthetic beauty.

>>75423089
NFL looks like a decepticon from the thumbnail

>>75424570
top fucking kek

Champions League and World Cup.

>>75432523
World Cup looks like a turd

Also is not a cup

>>75423089
Stanley without the base>World Cup>Commisioner's>Stanley with base>Lombardi>Stupid shit they give in NBA

How can people even like the Stanley cup? It's fuckhueg and stupid.

>>75423089
Stanley

I like the concept of every player and every team listed. And that the trophy isn't kept by the team. And that the trophy gets to be kept by a player to show off to his hometown etc for a weekend etc..

I mean having a trophy room ala Pittsburgh Steelers is cool but it isn't as idk the word for it as the Stanley Cup.

Love that there is only one.

I've always loved the World Cup. What the hell is the baseball one supposed to be?

>>75428529
Canada is in America

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What a beauty

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This one.

1. Stanley Cup
2. Commissioner's Trophy
3. World Cup
4. Lombardi

9001. >Larry O'Brien

>>75423089
i never liked how the nfl and mlb present the trophy to the owner before the players. the players were the ones who won it.

>>75432552
Fuck you retard, it symbolizes victory with two athletes holding the world in an art frco fashion, it's amazing.

All the rest is generic trash.

>>75432926
Lmfao, what is that made from, fucking tin?

>>75425651
So is the fucking World Cup, Stanley cup is he only cup to literally keep history on it >>75426996
>Stanley cup
>American
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuckin kill your self

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I'm partial to the Supercoppa Italia trophy myself......

The Serie A trophy is also very nice, as is the Premier League Trophy

>>75423089
stanley cup by far. not only can you drink beer and cereal out of it but you're name gets fucking engraved on it. and when there isnt room they retire the bottom rings and it gets put into a museum for the rest of time.
how do you fuckin top that?
not to mention the thing is HUGE.

>>75423089
NFL: Decent but nothing special, the ball from the sport and that's it.
NBA: the """"net"""" looks fucking awful
MEME: Fucking meme
World series: at least its something different but its just boring and not appealing at all
World cup: Small but fucking beautiful, my favourite.

>>75433106
Actually I believe they are going to add one more ring to it

>>75433052
It's two angels holding up the world

>>75433139
>meme
God /hoc/ has ruined the perception of hockey here

The MLB and the NBA have the worst among these, easily. NFL is kinda cool, World Cup is better because of being all gold, but Stanley Cup is huge and looks fun to hold

THE commissioners trophy is pure bliss, it's has all thirty teams represented in each flag and the history of is it amazing

>>75423111
>>75423135
thank you

>>75423089
world cup by far

>>75433205
You are so fucking gay

>>75433106
>>75433202
>but Stanley Cup is huge
>not to mention the thing is HUGE.
>americans
How's that positive?
>>75433148
They're two players.

>>75433106
>all these Americans circlejerking how great the Stanley cup is because of muh names on the trophy

Congratulations retards, you're missing the entire concept of playing a team sport. it's not about individual glory or recognition, it's about a group of men coming together and doing something that's greater than just themselves, but for each other, their team, their fans, their people. When you play in a team you're supposed to adopt an identity greater than just yourself. Muh name on the trophy, Muh personal identity shows that you don't even get the point of sport.

Americans and their "sports" are the worst

the only good trophies are the heads of your enemies

>>75432933
>tfw cfb went from the GOAT trophy to the WOAT trophy
I want muh crystal coconut back

>>75433499
huh? they put each and everyones name on the Cup, including coaches. That means TEAM, unlike in fucking NBA where it's a 1 man team

>>75431258
not a real trophy/10

>>75433273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwA9s-hjMs

All of these men are lifting the same trophy. The Stanley Cup is not some focus group designed piece of advertising trash, it was a gift borne out of an honest passion for the game.

>>75433499
>it's about a group of men coming together and doing something that's greater than just themselves

And that's why every player, no matter how shitty or irrelevant his contributions gets his name on it. A player have his name engraved for playing even just 1 game.

World Cup looks like some gay Egyptian statue

>>75433688
>>75433714
>still not getting it

Guess you have to be of a lesser mind to appreciate American sports

If it's about the team then it would only list the teams name you dumb fucks, because that's all that matters

>>75434204
The team is the group of players, the group of players are the team. If you list them all it is the same as if you just wrote the team name.

>>75433499
>americans and their sports
its literally a canadian sport that americans happen to also be good at as well.
>>75434204
it does list the team's name retard. everyone gets recognition. you have no argument here.

>>75423089
world series

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>>75433499
>>75434204

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>>75433499
Vladimir Konstantinov had special permissions to have his name on the 1998 cup victory as well as when he won in 1997. He was paralyzed from the waist down in a Limo accident just days after the 1997 victory. Literally get fucked., there is more heart, tradition, and teamwork in hockey than any other sport in existence.

>pic related

>>75434204
Literally blind rage because of "Americanism".

You cannot be more stupid, and pointlessly ignorant.

>>75433052
Looks like aluminum foil crushed around a tube by someone's hand.

lombardi trophy is awful. nba is okay, stanley is GOAT tier, mlb is okay, world cup is nice but not amazing

>>75423830
>
y'all didn't even touch the current one

>>75423111
>The one you can drink beer out of.

This.

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>tfw you will never become a legend and dominate your peers to win 7 championship trophies

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NHL trophies are classy af

>>75423089
Stan Lee Cup > World Cup > World Series > Lombardi > NBA
I only ever watch playoff hockeys and barely even that

>>75423204
came to post this
>perfume bottle with a newspaper clipping on it
#elite

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GOAT

>>75434414
>>75434435
>>75436315
>>75437346
>>75437430
you're still not getting it

world series has a nice trophy but nothing compares to lord stanley

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>the only great thing about the Coupe de la Ligue

>>75440550
No shit, because you don't actually have an argument.

>>75432933
This.

Bring it the fuck back.

STAN LEE CUP

>>75440142
Looks like something you'd buy as a souvenir at a tourist or second hand shop.

World Cup > """World""" Series > rest

>>75423089

1. World Cup
2. UEFA Champions League.
3. Stan Lee Cup.
4. UEFA Championship.

>>75441499

That is actually pretty neat.

>>75423089
The Stanley has the history.

It's a glorious trophy that has seen some shit.

Not even a question really.

Only Americans reply anything other than World Cup

makes u think how brainwashed they are with america #1 propoganda

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Stanley Cup
Grey Cup

All the rest are one and done those 2 are the same trophy awarded year after year

>>75441536
>American Education

The team and the players/staff who make up the team are not the same thing you dumbcunt

A team/club is its own entity, you're just too dumb to understand the difference

>world cup
>can't drink out of it

Obvious last place if obvious.

>>75442998
I dont think a trophy that's been pissed in countless times can be named "best tophy". World cup is the best historically, NBA is the best aesthetically.

>>75443121
You have no soul & I don't care for you on a personal level.

>>75443137
Sorry golden shower trophies arent my thing m8, its ok some people like cum stained trophies like you do.

>>75443070

Pretty impressive that the laffs are 2nd in trophy count despite not winning in 50 years.

>>75443178
>Soccer
Fag.

Who else thinks Stan Lee's cup would look better if you turned it upside down?

>>75443203
It'd look like some big stupid silver club from Monster Hunter that would require a lot of grinding for very specific materials.

>>75443226

But it would hold enough beers for a whole team to enjoy several a piece that way. And isn't that the important part? At least it's an actual cup unlike the world what the fuck is that even supposed to be soccer trophy.

>>75443070
>last won 1967

what the hell happened to that team?

Obviously the Stanley Cup.

1. It's the oldest
2. It's the only one that there is only one of and that travels from team to team
3. All the teams and players engraved on it
4. It's literal growth and expansion over the years to accommodate more winners
5. All the traditions and wacky stories that come with it.

It's really not even close.

Even aesthetically it's the GOAT.

>>75443287
Got absolutely raped by the league expanding. The league went from 6 teams in 1967 to 21 teams in 1980

>>75443287
Canada use to get their pick of Canadian players.

Montreal getting all the best French Canadian prospects & Toronto got the rest.

That ended around that time.

There's a huge section of a Wiki about goofy shit that has happened to the Stanley Cup:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traditions_and_anecdotes_associated_with_the_Stanley_Cup#Misadventures

Truly the best.

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>>75443056
Absolutely right, my fellow white Argentinian friend!

>>75423488
>The Stanley Cup is the only one that isn't dependant on its league for its prestige. The other 4 are only valuable because they mean that a team is NBA/NFL/MLB/FIFA champions. The Stanley Cup is a national treasure that will be sought after long after the NHL folds.
>flag
Only Leafs think this.

>>75443304
>2. It's the only one that there is only one of and that travels from team to team
wrong, World Cup is the same

the rest is bullshit that doesn't matter, aesthetically it looks like crap

World Cup stories are infinitely better

>>75443447
>World Cup

Yea, but soccer is for faggots.

>>75443412
>The Cup has also been mistreated, misplaced, or otherwise misused on numerous occasions
>The Cup has also been mistreated, misplaced, or otherwise misused on numerous occasions
>The Cup has also been mistreated, misplaced, or otherwise misused on numerous occasions

>this is a plus

LMAO

Meanwhile the World Cup can only be touched with your bare hands if you won it

Otherwise you have to wear gloves

>>75443056
You do realize that this thread is full of non-americans who literally have shown they don'y have a clue of what they are talking about. Soccer fans are the most deluded pieces of shit on the internet. Shit, 80% of people here claim that the Stanley cup is an American invention.

>>75443458
>World Cup

Faggots playing a faggot game.

>>75443462
Canada is an American province

>>75443465
says the sport with the trophy that's used to puke, piss and cum on it

the stanley cup is literally a cumrag of a trophy

>>75443472

says the faggot the inserts their bitch ass trophy in their ass.

Fuck off, nigger.

>>75443412
kek my favorites:

>In the Chicago Stadium, in the spring of 1961, the Montreal Canadiens were losing the final game of a Playoff series to the Chicago Blackhawks. A Montreal fan (Ken Kilander) in the stands was upset, so he left his seat, ran down to the front lobby and broke into the glass showcase where the Stanley Cup was on display. He grabbed the Cup, hoisted it over his shoulders and made for the exit before he was arrested. In court, he explained his behaviour to the judge: "Your Honor, I was simply bringing the Cup back to Montreal where it belongs."

>In 1964, Red Kelly of the Toronto Maple Leafs posed for a photo with his infant son sitting in the Cup, only to find the child had urinated in it. Kelly was quoted years later as saying it has always since made him laugh to see players drinking out of the Cup.

>several New York Rangers took the Cup to Belmont Park, filled it with oats, and let Kentucky Derby winner Go for Gin eat out of it.

> In 2003, Martin Brodeur ate popcorn out of the Cup. It had butter stains and salt damage for the next eight days before Jamie Langenbrunner cleaned it. In 2003, the Cup was slated to make its first-ever visit to Slovakia with New Jersey Devils' Jiri Bicek, but was left behind in Canada; it was on the next flight out of Toronto.

>In 2008 Kris Draper's newborn daughter defecated in the Cup as she sat in it. The Cup was thoroughly cleaned and Draper reportedly drank from it that same day.

>On June 17, 2010 the Chicago Tribune swabbed the Cup for germs. A lab tech for EMSL Analytical stated no staph, salmonella or E. coli were found and the general bacteria count was 4% of what is typically found on an office desk.

>On April 21, 2011, it was traveling in Quebec City when its vehicle broke down forcing keeper of the Cup Mike Bolt to hitchhike with the Cup.

>>75443483
The World Cup is treated with utmost respect, unlike the Cumragstley Cup

>>75443472
>On June 17, 2010 the Chicago Tribune swabbed the Cup for germs. A lab tech for EMSL Analytical stated no staph, salmonella or E. coli were found and the general bacteria count was 4% of what is typically found on an office desk.

>>75443493
Sure it is, as they shove it up the ass of every faggot that kicks a ball around for "sport".

Piss off with your bullshit, nigger.

>>75443499
So the Stanley Cup is probably 96% less germ infested than my desk?

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The MLS Cup Trophy

>>75443485

>In 1987, the Edmonton Oilers' Mark Messier took it to his favourite club in his hometown of St. Albert, Alberta, and let fans drink out of it. It wound up slightly bent in various places for unknown reasons. It was repaired at a local automotive shop, and shipped back to the Hockey Hall of Fame.

Kinda boss that the cup was once repaired at an auto shop.

>>75443499
That's because they clean it,

but according to your article, it has been burned, defaced with a nail, puked, pissed on it multiple times and there's rumors that players have masturbated and ejaculated on it

>>75443502
Nobody has even done that, unlike the Cumstanley Cup that has been defaced in every way because nobody has respect for it

>>75443535
>soccer faggots
>not fucking themselves in the ass with their faggot game trophy

Sure, Arggie.

Sure.

>>75443535
>nobody has respect for it

>All 3 incidents of it being pissed/shit in were from children

>It's over 100 years old and there's maybe 6-7 stories of it being "disrespected", most of them in the early 1900's despite every player from every team that has ever won it, having it for 24 hours to do whatever they please with. It getting damaged/dropped is bound to happen when it goes everywhere. If you actually read the article you will see it mentioned in a few of those instances where fans and players were upset as they felt the cup was disrespected. For example when a British musician placed it upside down at a concert where it was on stage (because he thought that's how it went). Pissed off everyone.

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>>75443082
This... This doesn't make a single iota of sense. Are you telling me, if every single New Zealander was wiped off the face of the Earth New Zealand would still be a country? Are you telling me that if owners, officers, presidents, general managers, players, coaches, staff, et al never existed there would still be a team? Is there something so natural and fundamental as a sports team that it exists in its own shimmering higher plane of consciousness? Are you also claiming that the Stanley Cup does NOT engrave team/club names?

Ah yes, "ur stewpid". That is what you are saying. I understand now. "American Education", you say. I literally go to an Ivy league school you fuckwit.

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bwahahahaha

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>mfw the Brown Trophy which was before the O' Brien Trophy looked better and it looks like something out of your grandma's living room

I think the O'Brien Trophy look like shit because it was created in the late 70s and we all know that was a perilous time for any design in that era.

>>75443520
This may be a meme league for /sp/, but that Anschutz Trophy is a beauty.

>>75443581
>from children
>Wiki: "They also urinated in the Cup with teammates"

>>75423089
Stanley Cup hands down. Get your name on it. Get a day with it. Your team only gets to keep it for the season. You have to keep winning it to keep it in your possession. It has a "cup" so you can eat shit out of it, drink out of it, etc.

It has weight so you gotta lift it like drawing excalibur from a stone.

>>75443618
Hopefully someday my MLS team (Major League soccer) Orlando City SC


Wins The MLS cup

>>75443615
I am so superior. We are the eternal master race, only true cultural noblemen would understand the religious sanctity of such an idol. I turn my nose up at fun, I need to wear widdle gloves so I don't get smudgy on it. Oh, at least with my wimpy soccer arms I can lift it. I am so glad it isn't too heavy for me.

>>75424169
Right here boys, we can go home now

>>75443615
>changes all the time, it's literally over 100 years old
>forgets to mention that they make new world cup trophies every time they are awarded.

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>>75443615
is there chocolate under that foil?

>>75423898
Holy fucking kek

>>75423089

I don't even care about hockey, but the Stanley Cup is everything a apex team should earn. Any world/national team should get a fuck huge trophy, tbqh

>>75423898
>not 10 chickenwings and a bottle of dom

https://youtu.be/T1rSbk0MoAg

>>75443869
>foil
fucking retarded leaf
it's 18 karat gold

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For me, it's the Rugby World Cup

>>75444431
>it's 18 karat gold
Still a worthless and tacky trinket of trophy. Also they make 18 karat gold leaf, you fucking retarded sand nigger

>>75444492
>foil
This is a prestigious trophy my asian friend

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>>75444502
>soccer
>prestigious

>leaves
why do I waste my time

Stanley Cup sucks, it's so ugly. World Cup is best out of that pic. CL is current best, Jules Rimet is eternal GOAT.

>>75444477
The Webb Ellis is nice as fuck as well

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>>75444532
Is it lunch time yet Mohammed

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For me, it's the Ranfurly Shield

1. Stanley Cup
2. World Cup
3. Vince Lombardi Trophy
4. Commissioner's Trophy

90000000000000000000001. Larry O'Brien Trophy

>>75443590
>comparing sports teams to countries

You're so retarded it hurts

When a group of men form a team you get something greater than just the sum of its parts, and if you're lucky and work hard it will take you to greatness and become its own entity

>I-I go to Harvard, I swear guise!!

Sure you do Pablo

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>>75423089
NHl has the best personal trophies.

who wouldn't want to show off this in their cabinet?

>>75444596
A FUCKING POLICE BADGE

>>75423111
CHECKED AND CONFIRMED

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>>75423089
ITT : soccerfags who call their sport "futbol" and can't even spell "foot" or "ball" correctly

>>75433688
>>75433714
>>75434414
>>75434435
>>75437346
Players are nobodies compared to the team, especially the national one.
Typical american individualism.
>>75437480
It's called art.
>>75433714
Why are you replying to me with that? What's got to do with what I said?


Champions League has much more history, prestige and is aesthetically more pleasing.

>>75423089
The Stanley cup is such an ugly, oversized piece of crap.

>>75443304
>aesthetically it's the GOAT.
it's just a normal cup, the tye that you can find in any neighborhood tournament,, sitting on a pile of metal.it's the most generic and banal cup possible.

>>75445812
This.

The only trophy with artistic value is the world cup.

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>>75423089
NFL fan here, probably the Stanley Cup. Its fucking impressive.

Lombardi is nice, Commissioner's is okay but looks fragile as fuck, I never liked the Larry O'Brien trophy much but I'm not an NBA fan, and >World Cup, >isn't even a cup

CFL's Grey Cup is good too. A trophy should be a cup desu.

>>75445908
>impressive
How?
Do you get impressed by big things simply becasue they're big? Are you that simpleminded?

>>75445978
Are you implying that bigger objects aren't more physically impressive? Why is it that people have competed to build bigger and bigger things? Why is it that bigger is often interpreted as more imposing?

Could you perhaps design a small car and have it be "impressive"? Maybe a tiny little trophy. Would that be "impressive" too? How about a little Pomeranian dog, is it impressive too?

>>75446050
any dipshit can make a big simple trophy

only an artist can make a trophy aesthetic and iconic

>>75446050
>Are you implying that bigger objects aren't more physically impressive?
Yes, because I'm not simpleminded. It's not a mountain, it's a stupid trophy. Other things are impressive in trophies. Like the design.
>Could you perhaps design a small car and have it be "impressive"?
Yes.

Are Michelangelo statues impressive because they're big? No.

I guess americans really are stereotypical, in the end.

>>75444555
Who's that semen demon?

>>75431514
It's not black, it's gold.

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Canada Cup Trophy was pretty neat

>>75446307
half
a
fucking
leaf

>>75446050
so if I tuook a norma drinking cup, put it on the table and covered it all in foil you'd be imoressed by how big it is?
Any of the other trophies in the OP pic can be placed ona a pedestal to make them bigger. But only retarded americans and trolling leafs would be impressed by it

>>75443070
Montréal sould use two stars in your uniform and Toronto and Detroit one star each.

One star = 10 titles

Lombardi trophy is really forgettable. It's well executed, clean, and has grown iconic, but God damn is the design shit. They put a football on a stick. 4/10

The O'Brien trophy looks like some new age basketball art. At least the others are recognizable, this trophy is shit.
2/10 black and gold is alright

Stanley Cup is trying to be a trophy and a factbook at the same time. It's huge and overdoing it.
5/10 at least I won't break it

Commissioners Trophy has a great design for being placed in an awards hall or something like that. It's very pretty, recognizable, unique without being gaudy. Still, I'd like to be able to hoist the trophy after winning and I'd be scared to death of breaking this.
6/10 best looking

World Cup Trophy isn't as good as the original. Even in high resolution images I can only tell that it's a globe being held up by... Something? The base is too intricate for the material and it really brings the trophy down.
5/10 at least you can recognize it, despite not having a fucking clue what it is

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>>75445386
>Players are nobodies compared to the team, especially the national one.
>Typical american individualism.

Not exactly unheard of in hockey cups all around the world.

Finnish cup is shit tier and as original cup have been abused to hell back over the years, they haven't given players access to the real cup without supervision since 90's. Pic related roughly current status of copy bucket.

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In 1998 drunken players tried to use, thank god it was the copy bucket, to boil some sausages in sauna. Since they weren't exactly brightest people, wood parts got kinda charred, to cover up their shit they used most of wooden parts as firewood.

Both actual cup and copy.

>>75447432
Where is the diversity?

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>>75448163

In all the different ways drunken players manage do damage it.

stanley cup? Seriously? that thing looks disgusting af. World cup is is obviously better.

Even though the trophy is a monstrocity, its pretty neat that hockey players spend 24 hours with the trophy. i know some guy baptised his baby in it. some guy ate ice cream with his family. literally everyone has dranken beer from it.

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>all these butthurt non-North Americans in this thread

The Stanley Cup is GOAT their is literally no debate

>>75443689
But those are copies, my burger friend. The original cup is keeped by the champions for 4 years, then it is returned at the time of the next cup.