/turnleft/ - Official NASCAR Xfinity Series at Bristol Pre Race/Race

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>>75419241
Break out those Air Titans and jet dryers boys

>>75419374
I blame that gook larson

Green flag at 1:03 PM ET rather than 1:44 PM ET due to weather

youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTcdD0kHw_w

I wanna put my dick in a NASCAR

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Preview for tomorrows concessionpost

>>75419374

Looking like the back end of the north system is dying and the southern one is staying away

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/855826998974976003

They are starting the race earlier so we might get Stage 1 in before a red flag.

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The fuck's up with that faggy jacket, Harvick?

At least Indycar and motoGP will be on tomorrow so I don't have to watch 6 hours of rain delay coverage and to-due for interviews with Corey Lajoie and Gray Gaulding

>>75420417
Harvshit is from commiefornia. Dude is a certified fag

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>It's a "Cup Driver leads most of the race but because it's Larson he'll probably choke at the end" episode

>12 cars on the lead lap
Jesus

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Anyone?

>beetus

>Reed

What just happened lol

came back to rolling tire

no way he'll be back out, at least not without wrecking again

Alternative Youtube stream (leaf approved)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at9o8mSVDBw

My favorite part of Bristol these days is seeing the leader pick his way through massive piles of lapped traffic. It's nuts.

>>75421133
8 at the end of the segment

>>75421252
Reed had a right front go down in the middle of the corner, hit the wall, tire came off the rim and that's what you saw.

>>75421372
back up to 13

I will be happy when they get rid of counting laps between segments. It's fucking asinine that it takes 20 laps for them to start the next segment.

Inb4 suarez crashes trying to catch larson

CAWSHUN

>Last Name is Black
>Isn't Black

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Cawshun for basically nothing

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>wasted 25 laps under caution between segments
>could have posibly ran to the end of the segment if it was lifted early
>rain incoming

>>75421813

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDE3L_vWS4Q

Why are all Indy/f1 drivers tall and handsome while NASCAR drivers are all ugly autistic manlets?

>>75421953
r-rude

>>75421953
1/10

>need to get this in before rain!
>have cautions take a half hour

Rain in 5 minutes

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>Annett this year

>>75421953
>drivers
>tall

Aint even trying mate

Bubba just used him the fuck up

Bubba gettin his game on

Bubba literally knocked off Pooles bumper. lel

>the city of michael waltrip

>>75422249

It was actually Byron but Bubba is agressive as fuck

>Rain

PUT IT OUT
U
T

I
T

O
U
T

Put it out
precipitation

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>>75422177
Fuck you and your digits

kek

What a shit show they are going to call it now

>run the remaining 9 laps of the segment under yellow
>put the red out
>call the race
This is what's going to happen

>>75422317
I'm actually surprised they didn't

>>75422317
300 people in the stands
why waste the time, money and effort breaking out the Air Titans

7 laps. All you had to do was circle the track under yellow for 7 laps.

>>75422317
Welp, I was wrong, they actually did the right thing and red flagged it before the segment ended.

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Red flag already? Come on, they can do 5 laps under caution

>>75422340

TV broadcast and sponsor obligations. As always.

It's just light-moderate rain from a decaying system that's passing over quick, no lightning. Probably only need to take the air titans out for a few minutes.

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>indycar run 2 laps under caution in a swiming pool

Hey, as long as we're showing old Harvick clips, how about showing the time he got BTFO by Ricky Rudd?

"butthurt"

>he gets a little butthurt

>>75423241
>>75423244
Who said this?

>>75423327
Bubba talking about Ryan Blaney

>>75423360
Hahahahahahahahahah

Damn, apparently Chastain and Clements came to blows

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>>75423446

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>>75423506

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Still seeking updates

Track is pretty much dry. Will be racing soon.

MotoGP qualifying now

Clements may have a black eye. Going to track medical center.

Both called to the hauler after the race anyway.

>>75423446
did fox not get this on camera? Will based gluck have to bail them out again?

>>75423581
Holy shit, I actually want to take a Larry Mac math course

>>75423644
Nah, everyone was probably too busy slobbering over Larson or eating in the media center

Titans and downdrafts parked
Drivers in their cars
ready to resume

>>75423690

I'm going to be working in the Media Center during the All-Star Race weekend. Are the rumors true that they eat like animals in there?

I wanna fug Shannon lads

>>75423808
I'm just going off of assumption, knowing some of those people and considering that half of them just sit on their ass in there all weekend

>>75423808
Most nascar "journalists" spend all their time eating in the media center instead of doing their jobs.

Be sure to tell us how many times you see Chris Knight and Jim Utter in there.

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>this "race"

>>75423838
>>75423855

I'll be sure to tell you guys about my experiences. I'll probably try to hang around with the PR people more than the journalists since I know those people/want to do what they do.

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>>75423581
Eddie Gossage - something to do with monopolies/anti-trust law

Montoya - Combustion chemistry

raining again
fuck

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>ASR so awful that they let /sp/ cover it

>>75423948
Montoya -road safety engineer

I had to go get prescribed my meds, last I saw there was a wreck at the end of stage 1. What did I miss?

Stage 2 a shit
Caution/red flag a few laps before the race is official
Chastain punched out Clements off camera

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>>75423808
>Are the rumors true that they eat like animals in there?

If true, please make sure to take photos of some of the fine trackfood.

pic unrelated bologna sandwich from Charlotte

>>75423973

I'm not covering the race so much as I'm working for the track's communications department - This means working with press conferences, distributing press materials from IMC, escorting media from the Media Center to the Press Box via golf cart, etc.

I was hoping to do the 600 too but since I'm doing this >for free it became a little cost prohibitive. I'm going to get in touch with Pocono this week about a similar role since it's closer to home and my best friend lives in the area.

>>75424134
>first concessionpost of the weekend
>FOX immediately segways from commercial with people grilling and eating
>cooking segment with Michael Mcdowell

coincidence?

>>75424134

Goddamn, it's been too long since I last had a bologna burger. Those things are great.

>>75424100
rain

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REAL PEOPLE
NOT ACTORS

>>75424360
>"initial quality" awards

>Racetrack is all good
just touching up some hot spots

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>>75424230
The Michael McDowell pancakes recipe exists, from his facebook.

pancakes:
1 Cup Milk
1 Cup Flour
2 Tablespoons of a sugar
2 Tablespoons of oil
1 egg
1 teaspoon of baking powder

syrup:
Half peanut butter
Half sryup
Microwave for 30 seconds

>>75424453
diabeetus

>no more free beer for Blaney

cars are rolling
TV broadcast has resumed

Larson Larsoning this restart

Annett fucking sucks

>cupdriverwinslol

>this gimmick is just an excuse to get mikey out of the broadcast booth for 5 minutes

>>75425019
exactly

Commercial cawshun

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>Crash just as fox goes to commercial

Typical

Will Bubba Wallace get on the lead after this caution?

Cawshun for what?

>BLACKED

Starrca brakes

>>75425143

Doesn't look like it.

99 with ARCA brakes and steering

...why is he strapped in? There's a railing...

>>75425247
mikey just enjoys bondage

>>75425247
it's to prevent him from getting too close to the spotters

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>>75425393

>>75425393
So it's more like a leash?

>>75425461
basically yes
You know how touchy feely Mikey gets, spotters don't want none of that gay shit

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>Josh Williams 25th
nice

>brendan gaughn to the garage

post gaughan middle finger

What did he mean by that?

This is why I watch turnleft

>Fox having 10 seconds worth of Gaughn middle finger on TV

kek

>>75425630
hes just tellin him hes number 1

>Mikey's leash
hahahahahahaha

>Michael, you done talking?
kek'd

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>Showing Gaughan's finger for 10 second
Based cameraman an director

>Watching NASCAR after it left the South
Pathetic

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>Bubbles

>Bubbles

KEK

>Bubbles
>Smithley with the ARCA brakes

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BIG JUAN

Wow, no caution for that- never mind

CAWSHUNS

BREED

CAWSHUNS

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>that restart

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rollin for wiener

>spinning the tires in frustration
>getting rammed because of smokescreen

JUST

Awww... No sixth for Bubba...

>>75423044
>I couldn't hear what he was saying, he's got that little yap yap mouth.
Based Rudd

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>>75426151

Larson has a flat tyre

Larson is kill

>lelson

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Stop crashing

these last 50 last are a clusterfuck

CAWSHUN

de brees

>>75426316
*laps

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>ARCA wreck happened there

>ARCA wreck happened there

CAWSHUNS BREED CAWSHUNS

>arca wreck happened there
Is Bubbles /ourguy/?

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>ARCA Wreck
>Didn't get a 6th place we were hoping for

Big Bants Bubbles

>>75425019
>shitting on Mikey

It's his closeted enthusiasm that makes him one of the more entertaining commentators.

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Absolute madman

CupWinsLOL
CupWinsLOL
CupWinsLOL

Cawshun

RONBY WILLIAMS

Manlets, when will they learn?

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>blaney restarts 4th
>suarez chokes at the restart
>blaney moves jones out of the way
>penskewinslol

Is Erik Jones a failure in Cup or is the 77 team just shit?

>>75426660
he's in JGR xfinity cars

>>75426660
brand new team
They'll show speed later this year

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>>75426647
Füg:D

>>75426660
He's not doing too bad, actually.

>>75426660

He's running better than any other rookie this season so I'd say neither

>JGRWinsLOL

>cup
>cup
>cup

>>75426660
It's a team that just added 2nd car that's "supported" by Gibbs, I imagine that his crew, etc. isn't the best it could be. Once they start going back to tracks and build up their notebooks he'll start getting consistent top 15s.