>handsome >won the French league with a meme team, right

>>75399855
Hilário. Chelsea fags will know

>>75399855
Pique
>rich family
>tall
>handsome
>played with both messi and ronaldo
>won cls and world cups
>shakira

he's not even a good defender, playing as a defender for barca and spain (at their peak) is playing in easy mode

>>75400048
>marrying a 5'0 woman that is 15 years older than you is considered lucky

>>75400094
>implying you don't want a piece of that colombian ass

>>75400131
To smash..sí

To marry.......no

Pique right now should be marrying a 21 year old model.

>>75400048
>>rich family
y enchufado his grandfather is Amador Bernabeu ex chairman Of Fc Barcelona.

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>>75399855
Paulo Ferreira spent years at Chelsea doing absolutely nothing. He'd sit in his box seat watching games with a cappuccino.

>>75400170
This too. And he won everything he could (except the European Supercup)

>>75399855
he isnt really all that shit, just an antique target man. he worked really well with greasemann at the euro for example. and considering how limited is, getting around 20 goals every season without penulties is good.

>Is there any footballer luckier
Anelka
>be sulky bitch
>never in your life do you give more than 50% effort
>score over 20 goals only twice in 20 seasons
>somehow manage to convince 8 clubs, including City, Real, Arsenal, PSG, Liverpool, Fener, Juve and Chelsea, to pay almost 130 million euros for you
>win seria a, CL, premier league twice, FA cup three times, super lig, PL golden boot and FA cup top scorer in same year
>make millions
>tell NT manager to fuck off
>he fucks off

>>75400143
>marrying a 21 year old model
and lose half of what he has when she shits a baby and divorces him in a year

>>75400284

Anelka was Wenger peak jewing the fuck out of people.

>>75400304
>implying Shakira can't do the same