le quick """"""""""english""""""""""

>>75399329
Never rated him. Poor mans Walcott

I went to school with him lol tackled him at break time

>>75399339
I thought Walcott was a poor man's Walcott

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>>75399362
>I went to school with him lol tackled him at break time

england has a prodigy lad every season

>>75399370
Also played with Micah Richards, he used to play as a pacy striker kek.

#Leeds

>>75399380
That's such a Walcott moment.
>achieve nothing relevant to the size of the club he's at
>smug cunt anyway

good thread

we've already had this meme: it's called "le pacy black winger". sad!

>>75399329
>Poor mans Walcott

is that even scientifically possible?

>>75399687
He managed it

>>75399682
We have those all around the world but inbread island seems to have a thing for producing and hyping "le pacy black winger"

>>75399719

soccer is your only sport and you've never produced a world class player. why is that?

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>>75399730
>unironically better than any english player ever

>>75399763
how many CLs did he win?

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Failure 1

Delle Alli seems like an actual good player and not just a pace baby at least.

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>>75399763
lmao

>>75399763
This is true.

Maybe Bobby Charlton, but that's it.

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>>75399828
no, just overrated by spics. even lineker is better. never achieved anything of note and wasted his prime in a weak league while english clubs were tearing up europe.

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Overweight mega failure here

>>75399370
Technically, Oxlade Chamberlain is poor man's Walcott.

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>From Barca to LA Galaxy

KEK

English 11 year olds play on full size muddy pitches and the scouts always choose the biggest kid who can run the fastest and kick the ball the furthest, is it any wonder they're garbage

>>75399899
this

>>75399899
>who can run the fastest and kick the ball the furthest

literally all that is needed to be good at football to be honest with you

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>>75399851
>inbred britbong on football knowledge outside his little island

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Literally the only thing Mexico are famous for at the WC is this retarded "Skill"

>>75399548
never 5get

>>75399943
Lineker had two great Barca seasons before Cruyff decided he wasn't fancy enough.

>>75399943
>muh wikipedia screencraps

lol this autist is SEETHING. sanchez never did anything outside of la liga, which was weak at the time. meanwhile, tell me which country was winning european cups every year for 6 years straight before scousers decided to chimp out? sad that your only knowledge of football is numbers on wikipedia . as expected of a third world, buck-toothed monkey.

>>75399800
Named the best player in the Eredivisie...and while that shouldn't be anything to brag about, it's still more than any english player has done abroad

>>75400065
Kek he's probably on same level as Yanick Bolasie

>>75400065
lmao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_Cup_and_UEFA_Champions_League_winning_players

England: 79
Mexico: 2 (1 of them being a benchwarmer)

kek. KEK

>>75399655
Unironically the best English striker.

>>75400107
>not a single english player has ever won a CL with a team outside of England

If mexican teams could compete in the Champions League we would probably have as many winners as England

>>75399763
Come on lad I'm the first to say the English team is shit but this isn't even true, out of all English and Mexican players I don't think a spic gets in the Top 20

>>75400161
>If mexican teams could compete in the Champions League we would probably have as many winners as England

ah yes, with all those top mexican players that all the top european teams are queuing up to sign... oh wait.

face it, your country is even shittier at football than we are by a country mile and it's your only sport.

>>75400039
Stop talking about the past m8.

2014 WC positions:

Inbred Island
>24

Based Mexico
>10

>>75400161
>not a single english player has ever won a CL with a team outside of England

Steve McManaman you fucking cholo

>>75400218
Owen Hargreaves too, but the Tacoman has a point, the English NT is a joke.

>>75400245
Everyone knows the NT is a joke. That doesn't change the fact that mexico has always been shit at football despite it being their one sport.

>>75400180
>it's your only sport.

They are great at boxing, better than us

>>75400263
Don't forget we also have 120 million people in our country

>>75400263
>It's normal to compare Englel with Mexico nowadays

JUST

>>75400290
We're not quite on canada's level yet

>>75400290
Lol this

The fact that it's even a discussion is embarrassing. Man Utd could buy Mexico

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>england

most promising english 21 y/o or younger players:

1. dele alli
2. ?????????????

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>mexico

>tfw Mexico has unironically won more than England at the new Wembley Stadium

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All England needs to be a mid-level team again is a good coach who will go back to >4-4-2 and stop playing hoofball.

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You have to go back

>>75400430
>only seven niggers

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>>75400430
I think we should stick with the 3-4-3

>>75400430
baffling post
>442 and STOP playing hoofball
>defoe and rashford
>lingard and townsend

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>>75400940
>the chokemaster Kane
>retired Milner
>no Hart
>Walker instead of Townsend
>Alli as a striker
>3-4-3

wew lad

>>75399655
I too thought he was a meme but he's actually been quite consistent

>>75399730
truthbomb

they're still calling up a 40 year old marquez lol

>>75401450
England is still calling up a 36 year old Defoe

>>75399899
This. There was a kid I knew who was so much better than everyone, to an insanely ridiculous extent, but he was told he was too small to be a pro by numerous clubs because he was short. I really wonder how good he could have been if he was nurtured right.

>>75401754
Same story with a kid in my year at school

There are probably 1000s of undiscovered Messis and Cazorlas working in JD Sports outlets around the UK

>>75401754
Griezmann was also turned down by French teams for being small and had to play in Spain instead

>>75401902

thank us for saving football from becoming like basketball

Xavi and Iniesta look like they should be accountants

I always thought some of these guys were the same person

>>75401982
Kek. Pretty much this

>>75401365
Half-black young brits for Arsenal now is what black Frenchmen used to be.

>>75401982
All true, I don't mind more running and tackling in eplel though.