Does Rob Gronkowski have the perfect life?
>physical freak who's the best at what he does
>has his own "brand" or "shtick"
>dumb, so he doesn't give a shit about politics, current events, etc nor does anyone expect him to
>rich as fuck, extremely famous in America
>outgoing and a party animal, everybody likes him
>women throw themselves at him
>probably has an 8 inch cock
Not as Rich as you'd think and his body is so beat up his quality of life is going to be shitty by 45
>>75383634
>6 years, 54 million
>8 million signing bonus
>12 guaranteed
and that's before endorsements or any of that shit
i think he'll be ok
>>75383634
He gets sponsorships, features on different commercials, WWE, etc. He's loaded.
>>75383634
He's going to be a literal Forrest gump tier retard by then so he'll be to stupid to care
would you physically wreck yourself knowing you would be a clinical retard in about a decade /sp/?
>>75383858
He's not a lineman so I doubt most of his injuries are concussions
>>75383686
>>75383694
for a player like him football is only going to last about until his mid thirties at best and most football players spend outrageous amounts of money during their career.
I don't know Gronk's spending habits but if he's really le epin party animal he could be blowing through a lot.
a million isnt as much as it used to be,
>>75383858
i'd pay money to be slightly dumber than i am. so yeah, i'd accept tens of millions to be slightly dumber than i am with sore knees and back. only a fucking retard would decline.
>>75383634
>>75383949
I read somewhere that he hasn't spent a cent of his nfl contract money, only spent endorsement money. He's not financially retarded like ape ballers
>>75385324
This is known
>>75383602
imagine being a girl and finding out you could fuck a football player and not have to smell a black guy while you're doing it
Because his dad was pumping him with roids when he was still in his teens.
>be gronk
>be horribly injury prone
>think he has a great life
>40s come
>his constant injuries leave him a crippled mess
>get painkiller opioid addiction to deal with the pain
>turns to heroin
>eventually gets shot and killed stealing from someone to fund drug habit
All of these beta faggots trying to tear down based gronk absolutely pathetic
>>75387878