You have to do one of these and if you fail you spend the rest

If you foul Julio on every play he won't get credit for the yards right?

Tyson. I cant hack jail so I'd rather die.

First two are impossible

3rd is hard and would hurt

4 i just need some luck

last two are impossible. first two, especially Iverson I might be able to break his leg or something before getting ejected

>>75330691
this, you can just foul the first two, while tyson will fuck your shit up. Luckswing is the only one that requires a skill (strength) to be able to do it

>>75329791
Yes

>>75329054
Cover Julio would be most possible. Luck swing would be next. Going 1 round with Tyson would be impossible for 99% of people

>>75329054
If I literally hold onto Julio the whole time, no matter how many penalty yards they get, Julio will get no yards.

>>75330922
You'd foul out in the basketball game though

Julio Jones is the answer, just grab his face mask every play

>>75331220
99% of people can't hit a home run either

You have no idea how hard that is

>>75329054
Baseball one I guess

>>75331351
>>75331236
>>75331220

Until he face palms you and brushes you off, or goes in motion and your fatass can't adjust, or they throw a bubble screen and you get laid out by a tight end.

All of these are impossible for amateurs, but >>75329973 has the right idea.

>>75331236
>>75329791
>implying he can't get away from your holds
if he just starts a couple yards back from the yard of scrimmage you wouldn't be able to hold him every time

Tyson would literally murder you

First one is fucking easy.

> Enter the court
> 1 on 1 iso
> Knee stomp his ass
> Done

>>75331977
but then you will go to jail anyways for assaulting another man

>>75332576
not the rest of your life though

>>75332751
you bet your ass it will be once iversons lawyers get a hold of you

1 is impossible over the course of a game but as OP never specified the time it might just be (i.e. you just need one or two stops)
2 is possible on technicalities people have already pointed out
3 is impossible for anyone posting here. Almost nobody is going to last a round.
4 is possible if you're strong and have a decent swing. It depends entirely on the pitches though.

With the technicality then 2, without them then 4

Tyson is a manlet. I could literally just hold my hand out on his head and he would swing wildly at the air missing me.

>>75334039

Tyson has knocked out 6'4 guys out at the age of 19. Stop being a twat

>iverson
go apeshit on him, sucker punch him, kick him when he's down, everything
you only get one chance and everyone will come to stop you, but if you manage to get him out of the game you'll only go to jail for a few months or years for assault

>julio jones
pretty hard, can't even try the hack approach because he's strong as fuck and has body armor everywhere
maybe you can bend the NFL rules somehow to pull it off

>tyson
forget about it, your only chance would be to hit him in the nuts but you would be disqualified before the eight round and i have a feeling that it would only piss him off

>homer
if you can train for some time, and you know what kind of pitch you're going to get, this is probably the safest choice
also make sure to roid hard during that time

>>75329054
>Hold Iverson
>Foul him 6 times in a row
>get sent off
>You are not in charge of him anymore
>He hasn't scored 20 points

>>75331752
Try having your face mask grabbed sometime. It really sucks

>iverson
cheating/hitting him aside id get fucked
>julio jones
ignore jones and hit matt ryan because you arent doing shit to jones
>tyson
if were talking prime tyson, thats a no go
>436 foot dinger
this one I believe lots of people can do, I think I could with a fast enough fastball, I hit 300 + foot hrs in high school and im definitely stronger now

>people think they can hit a 436 foot home run
you can't, I'm telling you now, especially with a wood bat

and if it's against major league pitching, I doubt you'd even put the ball in play in 30 tries

>>75329791
This.

AI would force me to foul him, he'd score on free throws

Mike Tyson would murder me, as in I would probably die

I might be able to hit a big league home run (with a metal bat), but I pull the ball so 30 tries to hit center field only would be difficult

I'd take tyson and take insane amounts of steroids, PCP and cocaine before trying to headbutt the shit out of him like Holyfield or just run around the ring at full clip for 8 rounds.
At least if you lose you might have a bit of street cred in the pen

>>75329054
If I can pick the team against Jones, then that
Plenty of good defenses

>>75329054
I used to box, I was known in my gym for having a strong chin but I don't think I could handle Tyson. I'm bigger than him but so were a lot of the people he knocked the fuck out.

The only other sport there I've played is basketball, used to play for a team but a britbong amateur not even in the same universe as prime Iverson.

I'd try my luck against Tyson. He has me completely outclassed but I can take a punch, maybe the planets would align and I'd stay conscious.

>>75334821
Can you jab?
Can you hug?
Do you have a good reach?
Then you have all the makings of a 10 year undefeated champion heavyweight kiddo

>>75329054
What's the context on the homerun? Who's pitching? If it's a machine I'm going with that.

>>75329054
Rely on Matty Ice being shit, safeties saving me, and other people being more open

>>75334904
I can do all of those but prime Tyson was a different animal. I like the Klitschko brothers but I don't think they could have handled him.

this thread would be interesting if the options were at least slightly realistic ffs

I would tell Iverson it was practice and he wouldn't show up

>>75335018
Prime Tyson with the body and head movement?
Probably not.
Post-Prison tyson I'd say 90% chance they both whoop him

How about last 3 rounds vs pre-diverticulitis Brock Lesnar

Tyson's impossible.

To everyone thinking luckswing is the easiest you're fucking kidding. Look at how many at bats a professional Major league player gets in a year, how many homeruns the average mlb player hits, and etc.

The odds are highly highly against you. Especially depending on the pitcher. Not to mention how many homeruns are to deep center field?

The type of pitches count too.

>>75329054
I would fight a modern day Tyson and he could still knock me out. None of these are possible.

>>75335083
Yeah I'd have to agree there. Lennox Lewis knocked him out and he couldn't really get in due to his size and he's smaller than the Klitcshkos.

Is Jones a cool guy? If I just tell him my situation maybe he would get 140 yards and let himself get fouled the rest of the time or something.

Iverson's basketball team is winning anyway with me on the other side court, convince the coach to let Iverson rest or something, Iverson himself might not even care or show up

>>75329054
Tyson. I'be in a coma for the rest of my life.

>>75335018
Tyson was a product of good match making and hype. Vitali would have beaten him pretty handily and Wlad probably would too. He got outclassed by Holyfield and Lewis .

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>>75334564
>>75334603

>mfw people think they can hit a MLB-tier fastball

it's literally the hardest thing to do in any professional sport

>>75335155
Which version of Tyson are we talking?

Tyson

If I fail I'm dead anyway lmao

>>75335155
Tyson already beat wlad

>>75335241
THERE'S ONLY ONEEEEEE

>>75335241
Kek. Took me a second then

Brah if i can hold a round, let alone fucking EIGHT, against tyson then i wouldn't be a world champion boxer.

Oh wait, yes i can

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>fucking 8 rounds with Tyson

How many punches do you think the average anon can take?

>>75335487
1

Iverson is probably the one I'd try. No way in hell I'd box a prime Mike

>>75335157
Definitely not but OP never mentioned the pitch. It could just be home run derby tier pitches.

>>75335399
That sentence sounds like you just went 8 rounds with Tyson

>>75329054
I would do #4. I know there's no way in hell I'm hitting the ball out of the infield (even if it is home run derby style, where the pitches are grooved), but at least I don't die.

try and get under AI's skin by calling him a hood nigger so he hits me in the first quarter

anyone saying tyson is utterly retarded

>>75335157
No it isnt, not if you know hes going to throw you fastballs down the plate. The difficulty comes from not knowing whether to expect that or a changeup/curve/other offspeed pitch. Without practicing, if carlos martinez pounded 30 96 mph fastballs down the pipe I guarantee anyone with some baseball skill would be making solid contact once they got into a rhythm .

if the challenge is 30 actual assorted mlb pitches trying to get you out, then good luck

Only option is to dive at Iverson's knees and when he chimps out hopefully he gets ejected too

>>75329054
The hardest would be mike
Followed by a homer
Then Allen
Julio is simple because you can just hold until time runs out

Nobody said I had to try to fight Tyson. I think I could run around the ring and escape him for 8 rounds.

Nobody on /sp/ could survive one engangement let alone one round with prime tyson.

>>75338246
only takes 1 good shot for him to ruin you, like this guy said >>75339326

Anyone saying they would hold or otherwise interfere with Julio is deluded if they think they would even be able to touch him without him breaking their ankles with a move or just pushing your ass to the ground off the line every play.

none of these are feasible for anyone on this board who isn't a pro

Iverson because he's a manlet

>>75329973
this. except you would get ko'd anyway in the first round.

>>75329054
hold julio under 150

easy peazy nigga

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>>75329054
It's pretty easy to hold Julio Jones under 150 yards when the field is only 100 yards

Never said I had to play against him the whole game

Julio is the only feasible one, since you could just injure him
Could try the same for AI, but being a white guy I play no defense and only shoot threes, so he could throw up shots from the ground with broken legs and still get 20

Holding A.I to less than 20 seems the most likely.

Pray he has an extremely cold shooting night

>>75342736

if you're tall and athletic enough you can drape him and hope for the best

alternatively if you have a strong swing just put your bat out there 30 times and maybe something will connect

Julio is going to burn you after the first cut every single down

Tyson will have you on the floor in the 1st

Option 1 is the only chance. Would flagrant 2 iverson when he's in the air. Slam him to the ground and hopefully knock him out of the game.

Ill take Julio

If i get penalized to the point that they are right in front of the end zone, then he may get a few yards at best.

>>75329054
Home Run, have done it before.

>>75331610
It doesn't say anything about a major league pitcher. Just hit a homer. You could use a JUGS machine or something. Still, if you can't into the kinetic chain you'll never even make the warning track.

>>75329054
The bottom two would be impossible since it would be one on one, with the top two teammates would have a say in the outcome so there might be a hope in hell.

All of these are impossible.

Prime AI would just shoot over me and score, because he's prime AI.

Julio would blow by me every time.

I wouldn't last 1 round with Tyson. Nobody on /sp/ would.

30 tries to hit a homerun? And, more importantly, aim towards centerfield? That's not gonna happen.

All of these are waaay too strict. AI should be like 60 points, Julio should be 300 yards, Tyson should be 1 round, luckswing should be 1 homerun.

>>75329054
You could shamelessly run like a pussy against Tyson and take point deductions.

>>75343648
If Bartolo Colon can hit a Major League Home Run, I think some /sp/ fags might actually pull it off.

>>75334711
im pretty sure one punch from tyson would kill you

>>75343699
yeah but it wasn't to deep center, wasn't 436 ft

that's why just a home run should be the challenge.

>>75335157
>it's literally the hardest thing to do in any professional sport

Literally false.

I would just murder Jones with a handgun. Game over.

>>75329054
Home run. You didn't specify who was pitching, what bat I could use, if I could juice, what weather condition, etc.

My mom's pitching, I'm using an aluminum bat, I'm juicing, and weather conditions are perfect. I win.

Proabably Iverson, I don't even know the rules of baseball or hanegg and Tyson could easily kill me with 1 punch

>>75329054
>AI
If I swing at him he'll swing at me.. Double technical and ejections
>Julio
You faggots unironically think a 6'2 guy with a 4.39 couldn't escape you even if you just grabbed him
>Tyson
Unironically impossible
>Home run
Off MLB pitching probably impossible too even if it was just fastballs down the middle and the deepest part of the field too

I would take my chances in baiting Iverson

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>>75344953
>contain Iverson in his prime
>containing the one nigga who crossed Jordan up, followed up by dining at the local APPLEBEES with an entourage of strippers, running up 40 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLAR tab

doesn't julio normally get double teamed? with help from a safety it would be possible

Easily done lads.

Conventional methods it's nearly impossible for any of the four, but Julio is by far the safest conventionally. Your teammates ie: safeties, can help you out. If the coach knows you're a dud, he'll have Julio double/triple covered.

Using your brain a little, >>75331736 has it right, eventually you'd get burned/rekt on a screen. Plays don't die when you hold either, so he could throw you off too.

The easiest, fail safe method of completing one task is encroaching the other team all game long. As soon as they break from the huddle, go touch an opposing defender and it's an automatic 5 yards. Do this until they're 1 yard out, then let them score. Assuming your coach can't take you out of the game, it would be impossible for Julio to get even 15 yards, let alone 150.

>>75329054
No way I could do a single one, taking these at face value without cheating. If we got proper training time, say 6 months, then I'd attempt the home run one.

>>75329054

Looks like I'm going to jail for the rest of my life. I'd pick #2, though, because I have absolutely 0 chance of doing the other 3.

>>75329054
There isn't enough info on hit a home run to deep centerfield. It doesn't say what team it's against, whether it's a pee-wee game, a HS game, a beer league, triple A, single A, double A, International or MLB.

Hell, to me it sounds more like it's a home run contest setting with someone throwing you perfect meatballs down the middle.

What the fuck I thought you had to come up with a plan to stop them from a coaching position, the first two, not to actually go on the field and stop them physically.

Fuck this shit, I had thought of calling Belichick to redpill me on elite secondary game plans.

>>75345789
It's you vs Aroldis Chapman's 101 mph fastballs at Petco

>>75329054
>>75329054
I'd do #4, but it depends. Are they MLB-style pitches (where it's at least 90 MPH, and the pitcher's trying to get you out)? Or is it HR Derby style, where the pitches are grooved down the middle of the plate? There's no way I'm doing #1, #2 or #3 (especially not #3).

>>75329054
I'd take AI, just take him out as the game starts.

I can crack a homerun

>>75344920
>>75329054
Exactly. No specifications were listed for #4. Anybody who thinks they can last longer than 3 seconds boxing Iron Mike Tyson in his prime is a complete idiot.

>>75345813
You aren't OP.

>>75345837
I was gonna say "i box" but then i thought about it, and you're right. Tyson is like a fucking myth, I wouldn't fight him for anything

>>75345733
this

>Iverson
This is probably my best hope. Over the course of an NBA game, I'd try to deny him the ball best I could and use my 6 fouls wisely. Force him to take low percentage jumpers. If he gets to driving on you, you're done. Probably impossible if 1v1.

>Jones
Nearly impossible unless penalties negate yardage. I'm not fast enough to keep up on a deep ball.

>Tyson
Maybe a round or two. But eight rounds? I would be running around the ring like a chicken with my head cut off trying to avoid him. But its only a matter of time before he traps you against the ropes. The it's nighty night in a matter of seconds.

>Homerun
You people underestimate how difficult this is. 1.) You have to be strong enough. Even legit powerful men do not have the baseball strength to muscle one out of the park. 2.) You have to have the perfect pitch. This will be damn near impossible in a game situation. And most non-professional baseball players will not be able to crank it 420+ ft to center field. 3.) You need the perfect swing. I've been playing baseball for 24 straight years (HS, college, semipro) and have decent power. I've been able to turn on some pitches and yank one around the foul pole at 340ft. But the stars and planets would have to align for a 400 ft bomb to center field.

>>75329054
Julio Jones might tear his acl again

I've pulled a homerun a few of times in our intramural baseball league.
Probably couldn't hit one deep but that's the one that I have the best possible chance since I am slow and suck at basketball.

>>75344920
>aluminum
It's aluminium

>>75348516
No.

>>75329054
Julio. Pass Interference doesn't count for yards receiving. Just hold him every play, hope the offense can waste time.

>>75329054
It's Tyson. Zero chance on the other 3

Can I slip any of the Athlete's a bribe before hand? Surely if we are talking immediately post prison Tyson he would accept a large sum to just stand there not murdering me for 12 rounds.

>>75329054
BASED AMERICAN /SP/

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>>75329054
i go str8 for julios knees. blow out his acl on the first play and that's a wrap.

Tyson. Can't I just run away the entire time?

>>75329054
first 3 are impossible
baseball is the only chance for anyone

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>>75334821
>I used to box, I was known in my gym for having a strong chin but I don't think I could handle Tyson

will fight Tyson because he can take a punch in the local gym lmao
pic related: it's you

>>75335487
1, or fewer

>>75330691
this, although eventually iverson would start getting free throws and you would foul out.

julio would be the easiest because you could just hold him every play

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>Go 8 rounds with Tyson without being KO'd
I doesn't say 8 rounds of Boxing so I'd pull a Antonio Inoki and lay on the ground and unleash low kicks the whole 8 rounds

>>75343726
The brit's drug suggestion might actually work, provided youre still in great physical shape. Not feeling the pain from the punches would deffinitely be an advantage. Itd still be a very long shot but unless youre a top-tier fighter theres probably no other way.

>>75329054
If I were still young and at my peak /fit/ I would pic trying to hold Julio under 150 because you would have some help

Now I'd go for the homerun

I googled julio's average yards per game and it says 97, so it should probably be doable right? It's a long way from 90 to 150. Even better if you can foul him

>people saying the baseball one is the only one where you might have a chance

I don't think you guys realize how far 436 feet is. It's the only option here that absolutely requires both strength and very high baseball skill, not something an amateur can hope do. The others there's other human elements involved, you can at least pray they get injured or you can try some sort of workaround trick like fouling or convincing them to go easy, there's no help for the home run you have to do it yourself.

First one.

>tell my team the circumstances and tell them to quintuple team Iverson every possession
>he just passes the ball for an easy layup every time
>lose the game by 100 points, Iverson has 80 assists, 0 points
>don't go to jail

>>75352769
The thing that most people dont seem to realize is that the strength needed to perform well in baseball requires a highly synchronized interaction betweenmany different muscle groups. This strength can really only be optimized through years of experience. You can be jacked as fuck by going to the gym 6 days a week every week, but you almost certainly wont be able to hit a 400+ ft homer. Especially not down the center.

TLDR most people dont understand the amount of skill and specialization needed to excell in baseball.

For #4 are they throwing batting practice meatballs? I think that's my only real shot at any of these.

>>75353231
even if you have the coordination and strength to hit one to deep center, you'd need to get lucky. That's so deep, and you're still hitting a round ball with a round stick. You still need a perfect swing and a good amount of luck.

Nobody who posted ITT could hit a 436 ft HR to deep center in 30 attempts, even with meatball pitches. There are tons of pros who couldn't do it if given only 30 attempts.

>>75329054
More than half the worlds population would be locked up

>all these people saying hurr just Foul Julio

Yeah OK my dude your NEET fat ass would get dusted the moment the ball was snapped, and contact is allowed 5 yards from the line and god knows your fat ass isn't keeping step with him. Easiest one is Tyson, just run around the ring with your head covered

>>75352769
>the only option here that requires [...] very high baseball skill
Well no shit, cletus, it's the only baseball option

>>75353788
tyson is risking death though

the most possible one is iverson, just pray his jumper is off and that your bigs help out when he inevitably blows right past you and drives for layups

>>75329791
/thread

And you can't get fouled out or anything unless the coach subs you out. So theoretically, it is the easiest option to take him down every play and have him get 0 yeards.

>>75353946
t. 160 pound manlet

Even if you could get away with holds, eventually the Falcons are lining him up off the line and there's no way you could touch him if they gave him even one yard of separation. You can't hold him if you can't even touch him in the first place.

Also everyone suggesting this is severely overestimating their strength. Julio would just flatback you in less than a second and takeoff for a TD every single time.

>>75333434
>iverson has his own personal prosecution team

Leafs OUT

Mike Tyson would be the easiest. All I would do is run around the ring, so he'd keep missing

> mike tyson would kill you
> iverson would burn you up full court
> jones could just go in motion and leave your ass before you even have a legal shot to grab him

Only chance would be hitting that fucking homer.

>>75354538
> he thinks hes faster than 19 yr old tyson

Would love to see you run from him for 24 mins.

Best to just try that home run, tyson at age 19 would hawk your ass

>>75354216
> this

Hell, if it was just matt ryan and julio only he would still lose

>>75335032
So what...

1. not get your ankles broken in one drive by iverson
2. contest but not swat a pass to Julio
3. survive more than 10 seconds in the ring with tyson
4. make solid contact with an MLB fast ball.

sounds boring desu

I could hit the homerun given two things. It didnt have to be center field. And it was from a pitching machine set to around 75 mph.

>>75354216
Then just go offsides every play until the Falcons are on the 1 yard line and they just punch it in.

>>75354541
iverson i assume we're playing 5 v 5

At least you could hope his jumper isn't going and your bigs help out when he drives. it's the only one that's even remotely possible

>>75329791
> he wont get credit for the yards

What?

If you get called for pass interference but he still catches the ball he can decline the penalty.

>>75354906
you're aware the clock stops running on offsides, right? so julio would get 150 yards and 150 touchdowns on your sorry ass, in the worlds longest game of football

>>75333434
You literally cannot go to jail for life for attacking someone. For fuck's sake you aren't even guaranteed life for killing someone.
However, >>75331977 AI would probably kick my ass.

>>75355036
Our team gets the ball too. Plus, they'll probably just run the ball instead of throwing it to Julio.

>>75354906
> go offsides every play

Just stop

>>75355207
>thinking you'll succeed in any of these without finding some stupid autistic loophole

>>75355276
The refs would eject you for unsportsmanlike conduct for hindering the game purposely, thats not even a loophole.

>>75344382
Maybe being a good golfer or offensive lineman is harder but think about the statistical averages. .300 batting average is good for baseball while .420 shooting percentage is hall of fame for basketball and .667 completion percentage for Football. It is objectively harder to hit than it is to do these things in other sports.

>>75355613
>hall of fame
Sorry I just meant good, Idk why i said HoF

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How can anyone find Mike Tyson scary?
He is a little wimp. He has crooked yellow teeth and a weak stare.

I am 6'5 and a lean 130lbs. I am fairly confident in my ability to fight anyone of Tyson's size, because of a little thing called Newtons second law of motion. As things accelerate, they get pushed away. Mike Tyson would have to punch the full length of his arm to even reach my chin, by which point simple physics dictate he would be making almost no impact whatsoever.

He isn't scary. If Mike Tyson was walking towards me in the street I would intimidate him, I would probably punch the air as I walked past and watch him flinch like a bitch. I could probably kiss him and he wouldn't do anything.

I am tough. Street tough, not rigged sports tough. Mike Tyson wouldn't last a fucking second in a street fight. He needs ropes to lean back on. I need nothing to lean back on other than a brick wall after I've smoked his ass.