Cleveland Indians (5-7) vs. Minnesota Twins (7-5)
Monday, April 17, 2017, 7:10 CDT
Target Field, Minneapolis, MN
57 degrees, partly cloudy
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Twins
1. Carlos Santana, 1B (.208, 2 HR, 10 RBI)
2. Francisco Lindor, SS (.362, 4 HR, 8 RBI, SB)
3. Michael Brantley, LF (.270, HR, 6 RBI, 2 SB)
4. Edwin Encarnación, DH (.205, HR, RBI, SB)
5. Jose Ramírez, 2B (.349, 3 HR, 13 RBI)
6. Lonnie Chisenhall, CF (5-12, 2 HR, 7 RBI)
7. Yandy Díaz, 3B (.250, RBI)
8. Abraham Almonte, RF (7-25, 3 RBI, SB)
9. Yan Gomes, C (.067, HR, RBI)
SP: Danny Salazar, RHP (0-1, 4.63 ERA, 15.4 K/9, 4.6 BB/9)
>>75310811
There it is.
Please don't get 4 game swept subedition
Go Tribe!
1. Brian Dozier, 2B (.267, 2 HR, 3 RBI, 5 SB)
2. Max Kepler, CF (.302, HR, 6 RBI)
3. Miguel Sano, DH (.250, 3 HR, 12 RBI)
4. Joe Mauer, 1B (.190, 6 RBI)
5. Robbie Grossman, RF (9-29, HR, 4 RBI)
6. Jason Castro, C (.222, HR, 7 RBI)
7. Jorge Polanco, SS (.302, HR, 5 RBI)
8. Eduardo Escobar, 3B (5-17, HR, 4 RBI)
9. Eddie Rosario, LF (.154, 3 RBI, SB)
SP: Kyle Gibson, RHP (0-1, 8.00 ERA, 7.0 K/9, 3.0 BB/9)
>>75310851
>>75310856
You can both kill yourselves
>>75310873
I was trying to confirm the Twins jerseys for tonight, but ended up just guessing.
Also, I'm totally watching the Cavs right now
Those are some nice jackets
Is Santana still leading visiting players with HRs in this park?
>it's an anemic offense episode
Injuns desu
>Shapiro
SJW fag deserves the Jays burning around him for being anti-Wahoo
>stranded runner
>>75311179
Based Huebro
>>75311191
When was Shapiro anti-Wahoo?
>>75311205
Allegedly, always, but he didn't come out with his stance until he was in Toronto
>Kepler at bat
Triggered desu
>>75311227
Is this regarding that hullabaloo during the LCS? I don't remember Shapiro commenting on it, but I'm not surprised. Oh well, the only voice that matters is Manfred and he's going to shut it down in ~5 years.
>>75311205
http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2016/10/why_the_protests_against_chief_wahoo_never_work.html
>The phase-out began, at least in part, in 2009 at the urging of former team president and GM Mark Shapiro, who recently admitted that he was “personally bothered” by the Chief Wahoo logo. In 2011, the team excised the chief from the caps it wore on the road, and the red-faced caricature got nixed from the Indians’ batting helmets in 2013. “We built equity in the ‘Block C,’ “ Shapiro said in a recent interview. “We gave that alternative for people and I think that we established that as an important logo and now the primary logo for the Cleveland Indians.” He added: “I think there will be a day, whenever that is, that the people that are making decisions here decide that Chief Wahoo is no longer fitting.
Faggot is the sole reason for the gay ass block C
>>75311271
I feel like there's already an agreement in place regarding the All-Star Game in 2019
>It begins
Hoping for .500 April.
>>75311289
Wouldn't be surprised.
welp
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SALAMANDER?!?!
Why is >our pitching so bad, Calloway? Not enough ST?
Danny pls
Whew
Obligatory
Why does Frankie have to do everything?
THANK YOU BASED LINDOR
Pls give Lindor the "Stanton" contract
This will be remembered as the moment when Salazar, the rest of the rotation, and the rest of the lineup not named Lindor, Ramirez, Chisenhall, and Brantley returned to form.
That play was all kinds of fugly but I'll take it
I'll take it
Look it's BABYFACE doing it all again
kek babyface looked so small next to Gibson
Incoming GIDP :(
>Yandy is 2 intelligent to GIDP
Love this kid
Come on Abrahammer
This game is moving TOO SLOWLY.
I'm hereby initiating a new rule: the intentional 6 out Inning. If any random slob picks up a phone and calls my office, an entire inning will be intentionally passed over.
Please SDI Danny
>Half of his hits are dingers
apologize
>>75311797
TRULY ELITE SENHOR GOMES
Every fucking time.
GG Twins.
In before autistic detoilet fags
HAHA TIME TO DIE
>it's a twins episode
Why aren't Indians ever getting strike calls?
>>75312012
I believe "circumstances" are working against the injuns
>>75312038
I apologize, bautista
Robot umps when.
Score some fucking runs you bums
If Gomes doesn't get ONE hit in this game we're DFAing him, I have the Dolans' phone numbers right here.
>>75312062
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Indians catching academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous home runs against the Cubs, and I have over 300 confirmed caught stealings. I am trained in pitch framing and I’m the top sniper in the entire Major League Baseball. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the batter's box? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my elite network of fielders across the diamond and your lead at first is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can throw anywhere, anytime, and I can gun you down in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my throwing arm. Not only am I extensively trained in catching defense, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Indians' pitching staff and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the field, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>75312149
>gomes gets to keep his job
Comin' for that silver slugger
APOLOGIZE
>>75312195
Here's the thing. You said "SEALs are Special Forces."
Can they fall under the same command? Yes. No one's arguing that, you little bitch.
As someone who has over 300 confirmed kills, I am telling you, specifically, in the military, no one calls SEALs SF. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "Special Operations" you're referring to the United States Special Operations Command, which includes things from Army Rangers to my secret network of spies across the USA.
So your reasoning for calling a SEAL SF is because random people "call the gorilla ones SF?" Let's get SOW and MRR in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone DEVGRU or SEAL Team Six? It's not one or the other, that's not how Special Operations Command works. They're both. A SEAL is a SEAL and a member of USSOCOM. But that's not what you said. You said a SEAL is SF, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all operators of the USSOCOM family SF, which means you'd call Rangers, Pararescuemen, and other operators SF, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're fucking dead, kiddo.
>one pitch
That's now what >we pay you for Santana take the walk
>>75312224
>>75311460
I really like these
>>75312195
Nice
>>75312242
*Not
BASED FRANKIE ERRY TIME THE GOAT
FUCKING SARBAUGH let Gomes run
Frankie is love. Frankie is life.
check em
Brantley getting that key run, but he'll make up for the GIDP by getting the game winning run
>EE hitting with RISP
IT FUCKING BEGINS
HERE WE GO CIÓN HERE WE GO
*CLAP CLAP*
Edwin's a bust they said. Trade Edwin they said.
Quick SDI Salazar pls
>>75312489
>implying it would be easy
>our away unis aren't Cleveland text
What
>>75312508
Not with Danny, no
>>75312509
Danny likes the navy unis
>absolutely no command
>then pinpoint precision
>>75312541
No argument here, it's super sexy, but feels wrong.
Are we seeing warmed up and good Salamander now?
Also is Twins trip lurking or just not in tonight?
>>75312574
Eh, the navy alts are my least favorite of the uniforms, but they're still good looking. I love the road grays with the block CLEVELAND on the front.
>>75312195
>and that’s just with my throwing arm
Love you guys
>>75312648
>that filename
>this zone
DÍAZ
What the fuck do >we even do with this gem when Kip comes back?
Come on abrahammer hit a dinger
>>75312723
I swear, I think the Chisenhall in center experiment is trying to make room for Kip in RF.
Okay Gomes you're not DFA'd but you're going to Akron if you don't get an RBI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE That's a hit
DESCULPA
We're calling it a hit, Gomey
When is Manning going to finally kill Underwood?
Rolling for a Slamtana dongah
>>75312855
SOON
>>75312855
>all those digits, all for nothing
>>75312891
Wait for it
>>75312855
Jobu has failed 'Los
>>75312855
>>75312877
>>75312922
What is happening??
>>75312855
>>75312877
>>75312922
Oh shit nevermind, checked
>cavs trying to blow a 4th quarter lead again
DANNY
>>75312998
>not already braced for first round exit
Literally what is their problem? I mean, defense obviously.
>>75313009
It's okay Franky you should've have to do everything for these bums
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THE DOCTOR IS IN
SMOOTH
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#BONGRIPSFORSMOOTH
>>75312998
Nevermind Kyrie is an ELITE
>Paceshits
>>75313139
>dinger
>clearly a grounder right in front of the plate
>>75313180
>implying it doesn't sneak through the infield and clear the bases for the world's slowest ever hit triple
>doubting younggod
Lonnie is looking good at the plate
>>75313252
someone post the Chis en Sip pic
>>75313252
Yeah, definitely.
Cavs win b t w
CAVS WIN
>>75313375
>>75313375
Took me a second to figure out what you meant
Normal mode
>>75313534
>>75313538
Spooky
is gomes elite?
Has Gomes has been on base every at bat??
Jobu's paying back Gomes today, he can't not get on base.
>Hitting Gomes when he's showing signs of getting better
Danny better throw one at Kepler's head desu
>>75313622
Would you be a Jays fan if Gomes had stayed in Toronto? Always been curious
>>75313622
Gomes is too muscular and handsome to be frazzled by that desu
You now remember Esmil Rogers
>>75313653
Probably not, I've always enjoyed the injuns, especially because of the unis and the mascot, also the time zone on AL Central games is perfect for me.
>>75313720
I would still root for Gomes though, I like Paulo Orlando even though he plays for the Royals
unbased DP
>>75313720
based huebro
>>75313717
He was solid for a year then we flipped him for Gomes and Aviles right?
>>75313717
>yfw Jeanmar Gomez had 37 saves last year
>>75313838
For the record
http://m.mlb.com/player/469134/esmil-rogers
>>75313909
Liar
>checks
Holy shit
That 2017 ERA tho
This is why Slamtana DH's and Edwin 1B's
Wew, reminded of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNeB6mPKtsM
Too bad slamtana didn't catch it
Are we going down the obscure Tribe bullpen rabbit hole?
>you now remember Roberto Hernandez and Roberto Hernandez were teammates
When the FUCK is Hammy going to simulcast TV and radio broadcasting
>>75314092
Now that is a SMUK Gomes
>>75314110
Every night on MLB.tv™
Whew lad
Danny the puppeteer
>literally no twinkfags in the thread
>>75314106
What a time to be alive
Where is Kip going to be in the lineup when he comes back?
>>75314316
Their trip usually shows up. Good anon. Did see some Twins anon posting in the general.
>That at the ankles ball called a strike
>shaq blows this game
Fuck
Carlos is the best shittiest defensive 1B
I apologize Shaq
>defense actually playing well
I-is it alright to trust them now
>it's a good shaq episode
>hit his toe
Looks like it hit the ground
AS PROMISED
>>75315030
Can you make webms???
>>75315073
ffmpeg is your friend
>>75315073
only if they are on mlb.com, trying to figure out how to record my screen to get more memey webms
The Right Handed Andrew Miller is in the game now
>this fucking zone
Nice
>no slamtana dinger yet
>>75315344
checked
>>75315344
>>75315399
Nice Job, checked
>>75315344
>>75315399
So good at rolling. This means Santana and the Tribe are hitting massive dingers tomorrow
Pls close this, Chicken Al
Got to be a strike senpai
Double play desu Allen
Allen pls
pls Allen
That shit falls off the table whew
Oh boy here we go
Allen pls
You can do it Chicken Al
Pls Allen
ALLEN
PLS
GG twins
Holy shit that's a strike
Allen
pls
Be still my beating heart, and fuck this ump
Don't ever do that again Allen
never a doubt desu
Windians
BALLGAME
>>75315895
>>75316009
>Shelley Duncan
wew lad