The weird game. First pitch at 11:05 RED SOX (7-5) Dustin Pedroia,

Anyone up? Happy egg salad day.

Knuckler Steven Wright, having a tough recovery from his idiotic stint as a pinch runner (thanks, Skip) is looking for his first win of the season

>knuckleball day

Don't think it'll be a good day for the knuckle ball, the air is too thin today.

Put him at long relief until june farrel, it's not a good pitch early in the spring.

Go Yankees

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I have a lump in my throat that's been there for a few days and now I'm starting to feel it when I swallow.

I might legitimately have throat cancer and my only insurance is medicaid...

Pray for me buds

>>75301882
He's got a little breeze first to to third, which should help, no thanks to the Panda.

>>75301927
Probably the flu. I got it a month ago and am still deaf in my left ear.

>>75301969
Hope so but I don't have any other flu symptoms.

Ok, DFA Wright when??

>>75301950
It's completely flat today, there is no humidity and it's basically just a slow fastball today.

>>75301982
All I got was a sore throat and sniffles. Are you on Mass Health?

>>75302000
>slow fastball

So a ball?

>>75302002
No, I'm your neighbor to the north

>>75302006
yeah pretty much

>>75302017
NH is good for some shit, social programs not included.

>Red Sox have a 9.75 ERA this season

holy shit lol

>>75302067
Rotation outside of sale is very overrated

>it's a Steven Wright sucks episode
Knuckleball pitchers shouldn't be allowed to pitch beyond triple A

>>75302067
We need more aces desu

>>75302067
That's first inning ERA btw

>>75302076
kys

>>75302067
it was 9.07

31 pitches in the first. Wright looks like shit again. Not that pitch count matters to a knuckler. It's like tossing a beach ball around in the stands.

>>75302085
no fuck u

Are there any Rays fans on /sp/?

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>tfw bats are awake now

feels like I'm watching the sox again

Snell's got some hairy cheese.

what's with this guys dumb accent he sounds like he's drunk

>>75302134
*shoots you*

>>75302121
Are there any Rays fans irl?

>>75302134
If you're referring to Jerry kys

>>75302140
*takes another drink*

What if Nintendo never gets a hit against a lefty again?

>>75302134
no fan of either team but watching nesn is gross because of the dude's fucked up accent.

What if Mookie never hits another home run?

It's over for Mookie
He will never be good again

>>75302161
Watching NESN, listening to WEEI (93.7). I fucking hate Remy.

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BUNNY HANLEY IS BACK

>>75302225
dude even looks drunk wtf

What % of Red Sux fans are pedophiles?

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Wow!

>>75302225
He was kind of funny with Don, but he is just a bitter old dick now.

>>75302225
Who's guy on left

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based hanhan

who is gonna win this?

>>75302106
no, fuck YOU, faggit

>>75302240
That's how Frenchmen smile

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Can they stop taking time off for dumb reasons wtf the season just started literally fucking ebaby

>>75302243
Is this the new epic Red Sox meme now that laughing Papi can no longer be used

>>75302252
Dave O'Brien pre-Hair Club treatment

>>75302241
Who could forget Julio Valdez? Plus every Catholic priest listening today.

Rays grabbing two more runs this inning btw

>>75302291
Yankees fan here, massive respect for big papi

He was a yankee slayer, so glad he's gone

>>75302291
Yes nesn club house voted it best meme

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>>75302321
>Yankees fan here

>>75302272
You. I like you.

Weight is officially not an ace

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>>75302348
I'm also a yankee fan. I have nothing better to do but watch baseball

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>>75302369

who won the Marathon?

>>75302408
Me, a Yankees fan

>>75302408
New world record for women's wheelchair. Excited?

Fuck it, I'm day drinking.

How's Gary Sanchez doing this year? Is he still hitting dingers?

>>75302446
You have a drinking problem.

>>75302458
he sucks

>>75302458
Glassquez and Sandy are much better

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Yankees fan here btw

>>75302467
Fuck you, it's a holiday.

Why are the Rays allowed to have a 16 year old pitch for them?

I wish these announcers would keep >my yankees out of their fucking mouth

>>75302507
Why should children not be allowed to work? Please take your dates ageism to another thread, bigot

E-4

Nice defense nerds haha

Pedey needs some home cooking (I mean a blow job)

come the fuck on blake

Based Tendo

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Wow!

>>75302672
Based Mookie

Snell's rattled

God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where fritz peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking

>>75302734
Go back to da Bronx, cunt.

>strikeout
>no strikes were thrown

Ump felt bad, this is why 16 year olds shouldn't be allowed to pitch in the MLB

>>75302734
Thank you for this post

>>75302507
weak child labor laws in florida

Wright is looking like Wakefield now, which is a good thing.

>>75302825
delet this

>>75302825
They both look similar (as you said), they both throw knuckle balls, and their last names both start with W. have you ever seen the two of them in the same room together? Very interesting...

>>75302854
I know he's getting beat up, but those pitches are gorgeous.

Is Wright an ace again?

>>75302904
was he ever?

>>75302878
The almonds are agitated.

>>75302904
If Tanaka's an ace then Wright is an ace

>>75302925
CC's our ace, actually

>>75302937
Who started your first game?

I like listening to WEEI and watching NESN. WEEI is about 5 seconds ahead of the TV, so if there's an interesting play, I have plenty of time to look up and see what happened. But mostly, I can ignore it all.

>>75302974
I don't wanna talk about it

>>75302984
>But mostly, I can ignore it all.
funny i feel the same way about your posts

>>75303003
Fair

>>75302984
Pause the tv for 5 seconds

>>75302925
Tanaka had a better era than the cy young winner last year

>>75303019
Then the radio will be 10 seconds ahead.

>>75303049
Pause the radio for 10 seconds

>>75302912
in my opinion we have five number ones

>>75303068
That's what I can't do. The radio arrives at the speed of light on every receiver in the house. I love being able to walk around (even outside) and listen to the same signal. Very retro.

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>>75303029
What's his ERA look like this year?

That braces girl should blow Pedey.

Why does nesn keep bringing up my Yankees

Obsessed much?

>>75303181
She's like 13 years old you pedo

Fucking defense.

>>75303189
they're talking about them as a favor just for you since they know you are watching

>>75303137
Better than wrights

>>75303189
this is what I wrote earlier
>>75302528
it's creepy desu

>>75303202
I don't care. Pedey needs a little somethin somethin.

>>75303227
>comparing your ""ace" to the sox #5 pitcher

heh

>arguing with the ump

EJECT HIM

I'm loving Snell. But pull him/

wright pitched a QS wow

he said a bad word

eject him

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>bases loaded
>who do you want us to put in Farrell?
>put in the minor leaguer we just called up

fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

>>75303823
To be fair he was our ace before being sent down a few days ago and Price has been used a ton lately

Taylor asking for one of those pitches to be launched into the monster

>>75303823
New frog poster please leave

>>75303896
>new
I've been in every redsox game thread for 2 years fgt kys

>>75303920
Then why didn't you know Taylor was already up this season and pitching well and that Barnes has already been used up over the weekend?

>>75303940
kys loser

>>75303968
Dumb frog pink hat

>>75303975
write about it on your tumblr pussy

fuk a red sox

>>75304067
this

>>75304010
It's not my fault you're dumb

>>75304135
>waaaah leave my thread it's not fair i like this team more than you so get out!!!!

>>75304158
LOL you are a mad frog poster

Why does he stand like that before pitching?

>>75304338
because he's the finisher

Longo is better than.any player the sox have had since Boggs

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see you buds tomorrow

>>75304338
likes showing his boipussy. signaling that he's ready for a pounding

>>75304395
Not seen any other people do that, so it's like his distinctive thing or something? It looked like he was getting in the zone before each pitch, but such a weird pose.

>>75304454
He started doing it in the minors and felt like it made him look intimidating before a pitch so he stuck with it and now it's his thing.

>>75304454
he has trouble reading the catcher's signals so he leans forward and squints at the catcher's crotch but tries to play it off as if he is an intimidating monster crane thing

>>75304519
kek

>>75302121
>>75302143
Yes, and go Bolts!

>>75302925
we have five aces in my opinion