>Two Czech players on the same team >Headline calls them

>team's point guard is mixed
>local flagship radio calls him a nigger

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>Team signs a Dutch player
>Meet "The Flying Dutchman"

>Team signs a Russian player
>"The player who came from the cold"

>>75282860
Name 1 movie where this happened

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>>75282969
or
>The Russian Rocket

>Team signs Finnish Player
>The Finnish Flash

>Teams signs Australian player
>The thunder from downunder

>>75282997
>New York Rangers ca. 2000

>>75282969
>not "From Russia with love"

>team gets a technically strong 18 years old player
>the new messi

>>75283047
>american team gets a guy from africa
>new pelé
>ends up advertising for cordless vaccum cleaner

>>75282860
>Japanese player does something brave
>Commentators says he did a Kamikaze Attack

>Team gets a Mexican player
>Literally no one notices

>German national player celebrates a goal
>the new Hitler

>>75283047
>technically good player at 18
>the (nationality) messi
>oh wait he is black
>the (nationality) pele

>>75283138
>German player scores a game winning goal
>He cooly, professionally goes back to playing

>Latin/Mediterranean player scores a garbage time goal
>Expects to be feted like Caesar back from a conquest

>team gets a black defender
>blackenbauer

>>75283138
hitler was austrian tho

>>75283085
This would be condemned and the person who said it / wrote it would be fired

>>75283047

>Black defensive midfielder
>New Makelele/Viera

>Euro team gets new African jungle player
>"the blackballer"

>>75282969
>>75283016
>not "The Flying Finn"
Get your acts together

>>75283037
Kek this

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>team gets a polish midfielder
>"what a polished pass"

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>German national team wins
>Germany's blitzkrieg against x

>>75286155
Everyone can see how autistic and efficient you German robots are. You're not even capable of human emotion.

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>english team
>there are no headlines because they fucking suck

>>75282860
Literally when has that ever happened

>argentinian team
>refer to them as people

>team has finnish goaltender(s)
>finnish goaltending

>>75283226
kek

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>England qualifies for the world cup
>"Football is coming home"

>>75286379
JEJERO

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>>75286205
Can't
Comprehend
Banter

DELET
DELET

>>75286285
New York Rangers ca. 2000

>>75283074
Name one time this happened

>>75282860
Straka and Jagr?
They played together in both Pittsburgh and New York

>>75282860
>player cuts inside
>headline is "makelele guitar"

>>75294152
>"Czech-mate line"—New York Rangers—Jan Hlavac (LW), Radek Dvorak (RW), and Petr Nedved; all linemates are from the Czech Republic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_line_nicknames

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>>75283074

>team signs elite croatian midfielder
>wow look at this ugly piece of midget 3rd world shit signing we just made

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>cosmin contra attacks
>"a cosmic contra attack"
>repeat seven times during one game and chuckle every time when saying it

>>75294416
Croatian sensation you dumb pineapple flag

>>75283074
underrated kek

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>England has a pacy black winger

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>>75294967
>black messi

>talentless English player plays just because he's english
>"he has leadership qualities"

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>>75282969
>"The player who came from the cold"
You forgot something..

>player scores half volley from 50 yards
>American commentator says he 'chipped the keeper'

>sweden wins championship
>how swede it is

>national team playing slovakia/venia
>_ hopes to slow them down

>canada wins championship
>yes we can

>Asian player lets the team down
>"he's been the chink in their armour tonight"

>team had a player of Taiwanese heritage and loses a game
>chink in their armor

reeeeeeee

>Team Finland or a Finnish player plays in a game
>couldn't Finnish/opponent Finnished/decided by the good Finnishing

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>team does anything
>team does nothing
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Who am I kidding, I love it.

>young midfielder coming through the liverpool academy
>new gerrard la
>makes one senior appearance
>sold

Is this the "bro culture" thread I heard so much about?

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>Poland play against Germany
>that cover

>france play germany
>germany score
>germany have broken the maginot line

>>75298014
NBA.com did this headline for Jeremy Lin, the shitstorm ensuing was hilarious

makes sense

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>>75300479
It was actually ESPN, my bad

>theo walcott scores a hatrick
>Headline: Three-o Walcott

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>>75282860
>mfw this is real

i really dont see what the problem is ohpi

>>75300548
fuck off jez

>>75294967
id let her munch on my turkish salami pide

>>75283383
Not every country is as racially sensitive as yours, Jake. A commentator here can say that a black player uses Guerrilla Tactics and not be fired for it

>team signs nigger
>"ebony skin"

>>75300583
kek

>>75300463
this fucking this every single time

>>75300548
Nice reference, I enjoyed it.

>Team beats Académica, a club from a city renown for its university
>"They studied their lessons"

>Foreign team fields someone who played in the Portuguese League
>"Friendly reminder someone has played for team"

>Benfica has a decent u-18 player
>"The next Eusébio"

>Calling Spain "nuestros hermanos"
>Calling Brazil "the sister nation"

>>75300583
>what about nigger tactics?