>a Cucknadianteam hasn't touched this in 30 years >the

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>half of the players in the entire NHL are Canadian
>tfw my team is filled with American and Euro scum that will never amount to anything

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>american hockey

>23 American franchises
>7 Canadian, only 6 up until a few years ago

Americans surprised by simple statistics, kek

>all this damage control

>>75240221
Actually with simple statistics, someone should have won by now

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>>75240258
a canadian wins it for you every year though

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>tfw you don't want to admit we're getting cucked by the NHL

>Teams are sentient beings

American education, everyone

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>>75240161
>>75240161
>tfw all the alphas in the league are american who play for the USA

>>75240173
>dyke stick

>>75240349
>actually coping this hard

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>>75240292
See>>75240405
and pic related for 5 of the last 7 cups

Fans of Canadian teams watch their Canadian players win Stanley Cups for American teams and fans to celebrate.

Definition of a cuck.

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better hold that tongue, yank.

>>75240258
>last stanlee for Canada was 23 cups ago
>someone should have won it by now
>in a league with 30 teams

>>75240438
An American was the first to lift the cup only twice (2) since 2000

Canada - 12 times
Slovakia - 1 time
Sweden - 1 Time

Do Americans still believe that American teams winning the cup makes their country good at hockey? Wew.

>>75245931
Yes because once a canadian signs that contract and moves to america. He becomes american.

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>>75246879
Now we can just sign illegal immigrants to NHL contracts and they'll become Americans

Drumpf BTFO

>>75246956
>implying mexicans can play hokkei
You silly willy

>>75240161
>>75240221
>>75244072
>>75245931
Are you honestly proud of your players winning trophies for American teams? How fucking cucked do you have to be to be proud that all your best guys are abandoning your teams to win trophies every single year for another country. Absolutely pathetic.

If Americans actually cared about hockey as much Canadians,we would destroy them

>>75246879
>>75247036
>>75247060
All of this

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>>75240087

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>State of Hockey™
>no cup

JUST

>>75240173
>Not knowing what drafts are
>not knowing what trades are
>having extra chromosomes

>>75247036
>best guys abandoning
it's called the draft you bong fuck, and they're aren't enough roster spots on Canadian teams so of course they need to go south if they want to play in the league

>>75249948
the good guys go south meanwhile canada gets the shitty guys

>>75249973
Because of the draft

>>75249909
>not quoting the right post....
>>75247036

>posting on mobile
>fucking up this hard

>>75249990
>b...but the draft
you seem buttflustered

>>75249973
>Good guys going south meaning high picks.
>Shitty guys going to canada meaning low picks.

>Meaning Canadian teams are better than Amerifat teams.

What a cuck. KYS??

>>75250060
>Meaning Canadian teams are better than Amerifat teams.

then you should have won the cup.
Canadians playing for American teams don't count as a Canadian teams

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>>75250109
Canadian fans are in denial

True Canadian hockey is what you get at the Olympics

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>>75240087

>still using the term cuck in 2017

hasnt drumpf and his stupidity humiliated your faggots into silence yet?

>>75250236
can only win every 4 years instead of EVERY SINGLE YEAR

>>75250236
>>75250273

>canada has to use american players on it's team.
Pretty sad to be desu

>>75240087

Wait until 2023 to post this shit.