/cric/ /ipl/ Royal Challengers Bangalore v Mumbai Indians at

>Malinga in charge of not pussying out

ipl statistics and graphics are looking more and more like my vidyas now.

>>75224318
Vidya is degenerate

>>75224372
Come on, man, surely you want to play as some GOATs such as;
>C. Goyler
>E Gilchurst
>S Tenhurkkar
>S Witsen
>G MacGrith
>J Guiseppi
>M Triscathack
>A Flantiff
>M Appepetto

>9997 runs

What a shit player Gayle has become same like Dhoni.

8th for less than 50 posts

>>75224573
He's just collecting his pension now.

how do i watch gaem?

>>75224585
/cric/ threads are like a good test match.
slow and steady
top quality drama, banter, stats and memes
autists following them all day religiously waiting for happenings

>>75224625
crichd
hotstar (might need indian proxy)

>>75224625
Stream it lad

>>75224639
Test matches are actually good though

That is some choice fielding.

>>75224707
glovebabby

Wtf i hate de villiers now

mitchell johnson hating it

tfw unbanned

>>75224372
>le degenerates xd xd xd

>there are """people""" here watching the IPL instead of listening to BBC radio's county cricket coverage

>>75225245
international test cricket is a waste of time
this is just ridiculous lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csMbqrFT1dM

gwan jos lad

hatrick

>>75225374
>7/4

>don't pull a hammy running the drinks out

county is back on lads

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gayle loving it

>>75224205
>Watson out
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Wagner getting walloped

Pollard smashing it.

HARD-DICK for the win.

>>75225887
thats what she said

SHOT

if sri lanka were playing in a test match the west indies right there'd be literally no posters here but ipl is on and here you all are fucking plebs

>>75226524
U mad?

>>75226528
kek lmoa

>>75226524
I'm listening to county mate

>>75226524
>no cheerleaders
>no LED stumps
>no shiny silver shoulders
>no tournament sixes
*yawn*

>two hattricks in one day
wew lads

>jadeja drops a catch so Tye couldn't get 6 fer
haha pretty good jaddu

>>75227225
tye is a joke why is he in the ipl and why is he taking wickets

>>75226862
love chanderpaul, keeping based surrey out right now

>>75226524
you sound perturbed m8

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>>75225081

indians should make their own ipl thread, this is a cricket thread

>>75227832
literally says ipl match thread in the OP

I liked pavement at first but then like a few years later i stopped liking them. Their music sounds warm and flat and tan like a candy stick that has been out in the sun for a few hours or something, also kind of sweaty balls, like a hot summer day without a gentle breeze and your refrigerator isn't working so you don't have anything to drink except warm water. and you are in a room where most of the furniture and decor use the colors brown, red, yellow and orange. it's quite nauseating, really.

/cric/ is a cricket thread

/ipl/ is an IPLel thread

>still furious that his pavement-cucket thread got deleted the other day
lol nerd

>>75228019
>Implying i made that

>>75228019
I made that thread, not even the right flag

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>Cyclone Cook sweeps across the North Island of New Zealand.
And I was wondering where the NZ posters at, guess they got washed away. RIP

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>>75228239
remember no means no.

>>75224205
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD4cBReV10Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITOAhbdH7yY

JUST

morning lads

Looking forward to celebrating the resurrection of Jesus tomorrow lads

>>75234506
>believing jewish lies

Dumb question. For English county cricket, what is the actual format? Are the matches one day in length, like ODIs except between two county teams? T20?

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>>75234506
Just got back from Good Friday service.

Currently awaiting the blessed hope
and the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ.

>>75237039
it's first class you mong

>>75237039
They have all formats just like in internationals you mong

>>75237039
County cricket is any competition between different counties you mong

/bundes/ rules /rug/ drools

>>75236573
the jews would have you believe that jesus was a "scholar"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBcMYyW9ujc

bassed BSAs

Are Royal Challengers Bangalore related to Rajasthan Royals?

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Sup guys!
Chilling with Viru at the moment, gr8 bloke!

>>75238637
>Big Dogg

>>75238657
am I /fa/?

Why don't they sell Milo in India anymore? I used to like that as a kid.

>>75237039
You fucking mong

>>75239600
Now Milo likes kids.

>>75239600
Got a world atlas, mini encyclopedia and a cricket bat with Milo.

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Criket

Oi daniel, you here m8?

Which of the county games has the comfiest commentary? There are 9 of them on how do I pick

>>75239600
You'd think it'd be an easy sell. Wouldn't have to change the ads at all since they're filled with cricketers anyway.

>>75240697
Danny is currently jerking off to Alastair Cook play on a minefield in the Somerset v Essex game

the MOAB was a bit underwhelming for "the strongest non-nuclear bomb"

every australian poster outside of au/sp/ needs to be lobotomised

>>75240588
>mini encyclopedia
I think I still have that pocket sized bad boi somewhere in the house.

>>75240862
There's nothing quite like dropping a big bomb to distract from your abject failures at home.

It's not going to work for very long though.

really want to be a retiree in england that spends all summer at county games and manually filling in a scorebook

>>75241771
runs/wickets of course

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i went to school with her

>>75240697
t. dannishit

>>75241798
post fb pics

>>75241771
Based danny, did your uncle score you a job in sydney?

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/apr/15/man-sues-museum-after-hitting-a-wall-in-race-to-beat-virtual-cathy-freeman?CMP=soc_567

>>75241910
>fat middle aged man
>"yeah I reckon I can beat Australia's greatest ever sprinter on a 10 m track"

>>75239653
lel

>>75241893
she's not good looking at all, its just makeup. Nobody gave a shit about her in school. And she's pretty dumb.

>>75241984
>she's not good looking at all, its just makeup
literally every air hostess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X17v5ltnE8s

kino

is Xi Jinping an Artificial Intelligence?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-xi-jingping-north-korea-history-lesson-10-minute-china-us-talks-mar-a-lago-florida-a7681611.html

>>75241991
I mean some of them are good looking. She's not though.
>mfw she tried to flirt with me before she became air hostess
didn't even give her a sniff kek

>>75242033
she's been Meme Shitted now though mate, surely that increases her value

>>75241984
Just do what your asked to do.

Stove will literally go down as one of the all time greats
#bookit

>>75242041
yep boys are crazy about her now
>>75242060
'no'

>>75242112
It's 2017 when a woman makes her intention known you have to satisfy it

Stellaris is quite good now lads

Why are the cheerleadwrs almost always white? Are there no thicc thighed pajeetas?

>>75242933
indian girls are not good enough

Did KKR not learn from red Melbourne's failed experiment with Narine at the top?

>>75243225
You can't just give up on meme tactics

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>18 years old

>>75242933
Indian girls are not degenerate Senpai

Brett Lee looking fine as hell desu

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>A rubbish dump landslide in the Sri Lankan capital Colombo has killed at least 16 and injured more than a dozen, military spokesman and hospital officials said, as emergency workers dug into the mountain of trash in search of survivors.

>The estimated 91-metre dump collapsed after flames engulfed it late on Friday, the country's traditional new year's day, and witnesses said around 100 houses could have been buried.

>The death toll rose to 16 as more bodies were discovered, army spokesman Roshan Senivirathna said.

>At least four teenagers were among the dead, a nurse at the main Colombo hospital said.

>"We heard a massive sound. It was like thunder. Tiles in our house got cracked. Black water started coming in," said Kularathna, who lives near the dump.

LGTSS

>Shit Lanka

Based fucking somerset lads

>implying it isn't /ouryear/

>>75243701
>our

>>75243717
>implying somerset aren't /ourguys/

>>75243735
This is a sad attempt to appropriate a daniel gimmick.

big crowd in today

>>75242502
yeah heard that

might pick it up when it's on sale

>>75243750
somerset is my gimmick

>>75243758
Yeah it was 50% off last weekend

Pretty much with Paradox games now I just buy the basegame and then pirate the DLC. These days the continuous $20 addons just makes it too expensive. I know it is original content they're producing but hey I'm saving up for a house so every dollar counts.

why dont the brits ever talk about country cricket
>because its shit

>>75243795
fuck I missed that sale

I pirate DLCs that I think aren't worth it like Monks and Mystics and content packs in CK2 but I'll buy the actual stuff

>>75243808
where are all the ranji posts mate?

at least county gets mentioned

hello cancerlad

>>75243821
hey how's it going

>>75243808
Brits don't even care about actual cricket

>>75243808
Because it happens during the daytime for them while they're at their jobs maybe??????????

>>75243845
>work

do aussies not like the IPL because they are pro Big Bash

>>75243857
>not enjoying money

lmao

>>75243872
freshcunt

>>75243812
Ive bought every single Ck2 expansion at release so I rekon I've spent upward of $300 over 5 years on it.

I've definitely got value for money with the hours I put into that game but I'm not a student/neet anymore I can't really justify that sort of outlay for Hoi4/eu4/stellaris because I'm just never going to sink 1000 hours into a video game for the foreseeable future.

>>75243845
>>75243872
>working weekends

Pleb tier lifestyle desu

>>75243867

don't watch any dee dwendy

>>75243867
More like because it's LCD shit for women, children and other undesirables

Also more than half of the players are b-tier indian shitters like fuck that. If they dropped the 3 foreign players rule and just had whole teams of saffers and afghani memecunts I'd totally watch it.

>>75243867
I don't like the IPL because I don't give a shit about any of the teams or the format

I'll watch the Big Bash because it's a state-based competition that draws on state rivalries and involves players I from a first class competition I care about.

>>75243892
>working

>>75243867
I don't watch much IPL because I'm asleep when most games are on

I like the Big Cash League because it fills the sports hole between tests

>>75243906
>3 foreign players
it's 4 you casual get out the cricket thread reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>75243906
hi daniel

have you graduated yet?

>>75243927
>ywn be an english teacher in a favela
why live

i like watching sport in full stadiums

Why are all the cheerleaders white?

>>75244022
daniel prefers watching it in front of empty hills in remote rural locations

>>75244044
Indian girls are not degenerate Senpai

>>75244044
it doesnt make sense it is literally anti indian

>>75244044
Dont steal my post you cunt

>>75244019
(PLEASE) come to brazil

>>75244065
Sorry m8 I didn't read the thread

>>75244121
I bet you did but you're just trying to be divisive

>>75244151
based

>>75244151
Nah I usually dont even read posts that other people make, only replies to me.

>>75244056
Dont steal my post you cunt

>>75244439
Sorry m8 I didn't read the thread

>>75244443
I bet you did but you're just trying to be divisive

Should I watch Warner or anime?

Absolute kino music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCzxQIE9HiY

Shitcunt dhawan

>the highest tier of artistry in motion pictures. Kino is above all the other categories
https://youtu.be/4-DRyntwBz0

>>75244769
definitely should have chosen anime

Well, Fizz gave too many runs in one match that's why he is in side bench, on the other hand, Boult and Woakes gave too many runs in 3 matches that's why Sakib is in side bench... What a strange way IPL judge players. You don't have to be acumen to understand that they are in side bench because they are Bangladeshi.

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If Sam Billings was supporting the jewish agenda he would be Sam Shillings.

>>75246753
>jewish agenda

wew lad

>>75246753
thanks for the curry

>it faf du plessis was a Gujarati he would be fafda du plessis

>>75247533
kek'd 2bh
8/10

>>75226524
cheer up, mate

>>75241065
americans are easily distracted.

>>75243883
>>75243812
>>75243795

>buying paradox games
good goys.

>>75248127
>>75224372

>>75248321
>major /cric/ sports
what did he mean by this?

Everyone who considers their shitty indie bands /cric/core should take note: name-dropping Pavement isn't going to win you any merit badges in /cric/. You'd be a fool not to see that even the bands that everyone loves here are just as terrible as the bands that everyone makes fun of. The only difference between Nickelback and The Smiths is that Smiths fans dress slightly better and don't beat their girlfriends as hard. When it comes to these bands, these sacred cows, there are no particularly compelling reasons why anyone should worship them, but years of shilling have practically canonized them as /cric/core.

They couldn’t write a decent tune to save their life, their drummer was a burned out old punk nobody who couldn’t keep time, and their production values were bottom-of-the-barrel. Once they had some money and some practice and a new drummer, their songs actually started to take some shape. As you can imagine, their fans and the music press were overjoyed. No, wait, they weren’t! They were angry! Pavement had turned their back on their fans by actually getting pretty decent at playing music! Their songs were no longer two-minute scream-fests with banging guitars and poorly recorded feedback. They recorded with more than four tracks. Of course, indie musicians could never hope to imitate that in their mom’s basements, considering their lack of funds and talent.

Pavement’s lyrics rarely, if ever, make any sort of sense at all. Some people would like to think that they are bizarre, post-modern, and brilliant. I think a more reasonable answer is that Pavement never had anything interesting or important to say, so they decided to hide behind wacky, nonsensical lyrics. Pavement’s main accomplishment was revolutionizing a thoroughly detestable music scene and making it even more terrible, only to be eventually rejected by those who they inspired. Good work, Gayement!

>GJ Maxwell c Billings b Mishra 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00
JUST

>>75250474
what am i supposed to look at?
the ayy lmao face?

>both new teams at the bottom even though they spent gorillion rupees on players

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

>>75250198
still not quite sure what you mean by that 2nd paragraph if you're describing S & E as ' two-minute scream-fests with banging guitars and poorly recorded feedback' or if there is an amount of people people who only like there pre-s&e LPs that is mention worthy, either way you are mistaken

and i like their lyrics

i don't like stephen malkmus as a person very much tho btw

*number of people
*their pre-s&e

>>75251665
that's like 50 USD tbph.

>jannies deleted the cricket thread

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op7kq-7U0Wc

mood

>>75259363
[2]

>>75245234
>>75244769
Kyselves

>>75258312
kind of curious as to why these posts have such exotic nationalities behind them each time

Based fucking shiv

>>75260267
Proxy

>>75260290
he's literally in my all time xi now

>>75260346
I'm not that dumb

>>75260638
yeah but literally who would you want lower middle order than chanderpaul, after a few early wickets from james goaterson with that new cherry other than shiv. literally nobody

prove me wrong: you can't

>>75260757
Michael Hussey
Rahul Dravid
Steve Waugh
Allan Border
Clive Lloyd
Ricky Ponting
Garfield Sobers

>>75261010
my argument shiv is the perfect lower order bat

hussey couldnt play swing to save his life and all the rest are either middle order or number 3s

>>75261136
They all batted down the order

>>75261216
literally none of those could rescue an innings like chanderpaul could

if chanderpaul was australian he would literally average over 60 and would probs be undisputed goat after bradman, jesus christ give me shiv over hussey any day

>>75261010
Oh and Bradam GODges

chanderpaul was literally impossible to dislodge anywhere in the world, that guy game out to bat and you knew you were in it for the long haul, literally pick a better number 5 or 6 than that, all the batsmen around him were total clowns and that forced him to play outside his natural game at times and put his wicket at risk, but in terms of talent he was literally the GOAT

and his innings the oval this week just epitomized everything we admire about chandepraul, he came out to bat at 4-63 and his team racked up over 400, i swear to god if you wanted to pick the most effective elite world gun team of all time you would be playing yourself short by not sticking shiv in at 5 or 6

and he's nearly 43 now

very few good live videos of pavement on youtube if im honest, its almost like stephen wanker malkmus thinks hes too cool to put a good show in

>>75263975
saw him in 2013, it was alright

>>75262598
>in terms of talent he was literally the GOAT
He is basically a slightly less talented version of Spud Smith with more concentration and similar autism

>>75261266
If Shiv was australian he would have got Brad Hodge'd because he scored too slowly (in b4 muh 69-ball ton) and even after 2008 he would have got the David Hussey treatment and not been picked because Hilbitch hated anyone aged >30.

>>75264273
yeah but im literally talking number 5s or 6 in the order, shiv could rescue an innings better than smoth if hypothetically smoth batted at that number, which he would not because he is a natural stroke maker unlike shiv. i dunno i just have a reall stiffy for dour lower middle order bats

>>75264341
but brad hodge batted higher up the order, and was literally 1/8 the player shiv is regardless. any team including aus would love shiv at 5 or 6

>>75264067
where? is the show on youtube?

>>75264341
he wouldn't have scored nearly as slowly in the australian batting lineup

the slow meme only really kicked in once the west indies batting got really really shit.

brad hodge is a poor comparison, he was a great player who was unfortunate enough to be great during an era when there was 6 guys all better than him. He also was a fucking spastic in the last game he played before getting dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePAhvy3_xv8

>>75264530
the Corner Hotel
turns out it was 2012

don't think it's on youtube

>>75264533
yeah shiv could literally pull the trigger when he wanted, but the pressure on that guy was immense, like for like you literally cannot choose many batsmen over him, especially not in our era

>>75264697
I literally can

Hayden
Sehwag
Lara
Tendulkar
Ponting
Kallis
Flower
+ bowlers

literally no need for shiv since there is no way he's ever going to walk in with the score below 200

reminder he scored literally 30 test hundreds, i reckon no lara and shiv at 4 and 5 in your team would be a disservice

>>75264766
tendulkar is fucking shit

there's room for kallis and chanders with them at 5 or 6

>>75264827
>>75264884
tendulkar is better by every metric

I may slot in Meme Shit over Tendulkar though

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/1092502.html
what a cunt

>>75264921
no chanderpaul is literally better than tendulkar bY every metric. tendulkar was a no trigger movement flat track bully manlet who just happened to have a longer career than samaweera, otherwise even samaweera would be better than him

hes literally the wg grace of our era, i wouldnt be surprised if the BCCI conspired to get warne to serve him up pies

>>75264984
>b-b-b-but muh sixes
what a dumbass

>>75265173
unironically forgot Samaraweera existed

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why do other teams bother?

>>75265323
yh just made the comparison because theyre both shit technique flat track asian bullies

langer
smith
ponting
lara
shiv
kallis
de kock
warne
asif
akhtar
steyn

>>75265593
>de kock
>shiv
>smith

otherwise good

lol i meant hayden not langer, not sure what happened there

>>75265627
smith was a match winner though, and de kock is obviously so elite i cant really leave him out

I got a lot of things to do
A lot of places to go
I've got a lot of good things coming my way
And I'm afraid to say that you're not one of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVQ5lvuthqs

drunk stephen malkmus is ok i guess

>>75265721
de kock may well be elite, but his record isn't nearly good enough to challenge Flower, Sangakarra, Gilchrist or de Villiers at this point.

ama

>>75266195
i literally forgot about sangagoat, but he isnt worth a place in that middle order where is best t b h. i'd really like to put pietersen in there to almost but lara is just the best bat i have seen omg

and devilliers cant keep for shit. de kock is just a better batsman than gilchrist simple as. and i just havnt seen enough of flower t b h

>>75266462
Lara was a #flattrackbully

Feel like the internet as a whole has gone downhill in the 10s

Every website I use has gotten objectively worse

>>75266546
'no'

Well, you greet the tokens and stamps
Underneath the fake-oil burnin' lamps

Steve Smith is such a gun

Literally cannot be compared to anyone of this era

Literally will go down as one of Australia's best ever

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Fuck me lads this is literally the best flavour I've ever had

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Besides Robelinda's band The Nightfillers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE_ksEYFXeU), What else can we add to this?

>>75267102
fuck off daniel

looking forward to the final season of the leftovers this week lads, defo the only show on tv worth watching

>>75267102
just add s and e , brighten the corners and watery domestic ep to it ands it perf

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>>75264884
>>75264938
>I don't r8 Tendulkar
getting tired of this meme
if you seriously think Tendulkar won't walk into any all time great side you're an idiot.

>>75267239
tendulkar is shit, add home and away stats to that and then we'll begin to talk, bearing in mind odis isnt cricket

ah right you did already quite drunk sorry, but anyway i have seen him play a lot and i just know he isnt very good sorry, no way is he better than lara by any stretch

>british edumacation
those are his away stats for tests, learn2read

he literally never made an impact on any game, his technique was fucking shit and was just plain terrible. i could get him out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jz3FRyyO6M

this video pretty much sums up his career, wg grace of our times as i said

>>75265173
>stealing my Samaraweera gimmick
kys

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truly an underrated gimmick

>>75267606
>four posts

nice gimmick

>>75267615
>>75267615
thanks

>>75267543
Tendulkar is perhaps the batsman who got out the maximum number of times to poor/wrong decision by umpires. And these decisions will never be specified in the records, critics just go "it's a part of the game." So you get the same answer; it's a part of the game.

tendulkar was just a completely pathetic cricketer, babysitted by umpires for ad revenue, literally nothing to admire about that manlet's game whatsoever

>>75267665
t. someone who started watching cricket after the 2005 Ashes

theres literally this video of sachin i am scouring youtube for right now, two plumb lbs not given in a row to a fast bowler but i dont remember much more than that. absolutely scandalous though trust me

>>75267783
probably this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTUnk2ec1_8

or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ9HeK-BWgQ

http://www.cricketcountry.com/articles/10-sachin-tendulkar-innings-that-ended-in-shocking-umpiring-decisions-breaking-33299

>>75267739
no actually i started watching during west indies tour to england in 2004

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>he didn't watch cricket in the 90's
I can't take you seriously any more.

>>75267990
how fucking old are you

/cric/ is a young man's board grandpa, guess you are the poo who keeps shilling dadcore

>>75268011
>growing up in the 90's
>grandpa
4chan is an adult website

M O D S
O
D
S

>>75268053
>4chan is an adult website
lmoa I wish

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>he hasn't seen Tendulkar at his best
>he hasn't seen Warne at his best
>he hasn't seen Zimzam at their best
>he hasn't seen saffas choke
why live

>>75268130
I also saw Kenya at their best

>>75268144
And England were always losing.
GOAT decade 2bh

>>75268176
yeah feel like cricket was definitely better then

>>75268130
swear to god if i was as old you grandpa i still would not rate tendulkar, in fact i would rate him even less because i would have seen for himself what a pressure wuss he was, a bit like ian bell except ian bell actually had a good technique

literally stick ian bell, samaraweera, flat pitches and some paid umpires in a blender and you get tendulkar. absolutely shite player, goodnight

>>75268294
Pressure situation arose when he got out. He had to single handedly handle the pressure because everyone around him was shit during the first 10 years of his career.

>>75268390
>paid umpires
>literally got most wrong decisions than any player

>>75268793
why the fuck are your replying to a troll?

tendulkar was shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3hHYUlu9DY

you now remember threadcunt spamming gore during the cwc final

you now remember /sp/ dying during the indo-pak match in cwc

business idea- any team that wins the toss and bats 1st also has to bat 4th

you now remember daniel making a thread that lasted for a week and a half

you now remember it was because the australians were ruining his enlightened cricket discussion
you now also remember him sperging about about the big mean australians not rating wagner's "chin music"

giant fucking shit in the oven lads

You now remember when people weren't obsessed with a 21 year old virgin for no good reason.

Oh wait, no you don't.

really missing goosey

I'm tipping the colonisation/exploitation of Mars in 25 years

When do you think daniel's spiritual successor is going to come? Just like he was goosey's spiritual successor? Will /cric/ wander aimlessly in the limbo without a leader in the meantime?

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>>75267295
???

>>75269942
cancerlad has potential
he only needs to dox himself now.

>>75269997
He already has like a dozen times

>>75269997
he has
he's not smug like daniel was, pitiful would be the best word i guess

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What is his endgame?

Deakin University's students from Australia are visiting my college and we're scheduled to play a mixed cricket match against them (6 boys + 5 girls I reckon). Good chance I might get a place in the team because there are only a handful of people who play cricket in the college and everyone else is a faggot playing football or hockey.

>>75270122
so cricket is getting less popular with the upper class then?
bit ironic given how it was royalty that pushed it

>>75270142
Yeah, the current crop of players are from a middle class background or the ones who grew up in villages. All the Yadavs, Kumars Patels etc in the team are the result of that penetration of cricket in every social class.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/india-in-australia/top-stories/Small-town-boys-make-it-big-in-India-cricket/articleshow/9338527.cms

>>75270238
can you give examples of Indian cricketers from high/middle/low socio-economic backgrounds?

Was Kohli a street rat?

>>75270363
he posted a link about the poor ones

>>75270363
>Regarding his early life, Kohli has said in an interview, "I've seen a lot in life. Losing my father at a young age, the family business not doing too well, staying in a rented place. There were tough times for the family... It's all embedded in my memory."

Dravid spoke about it in his speech at the 2011 Bradman Oration too.

>Let me tell you what the television – around those much sought-after rights – has done to our game. A sport that was largely played and patronised by princes and businessmen in traditional urban centres, cities like Bombay, Bangalore, Chennai, Baroda, Hyderabad, Delhi – has begun to pull in cricketers from everywhere.

>Last season Rajasthan, a state best known for its palaces, fortresses and tourism won the Ranji Trophy title for the first time in its history. The national one-day championship also had a first-time winner in the newly formed state of Jharkand, where our captain MS Dhoni comes from.

>The growth and scale of cricket on our television was the engine of this population shift. Like Bradman was the boy from Bowral, a stream of Indian cricketers now come from what you could call India’s outback. Zaheer Khan belongs to the Maharashtra heartland, from a town that didn’t have even one proper turf wicket. He could have been an instrumentation engineer but was drawn to cricket through TV and modelled his bowling by practising in front of the mirror on his cupboard at home, and first bowled with a proper cricket ball at the age of 17.

>One day out of nowhere, a boy from a village in Gujarat turned up as India’s fastest bowler. After Munaf Patel made his debut for India, the road from the nearest railway station to his village had to be improved because journalists and TV crews from the cities kept landing up there.

>>75270492
>Munaf Patel was India's fastest bowler
kek

KEK

K E K

been a few quality australians from rural areas too

bradman and mcgrath are the obvious ones. Thomson was rural too

>>75270556
>been a few quality new south welshmen from rural areas too

ftfy

*dabs*

>Watching the Poo in Loo series

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>>75270622
>he hates memes

>>75269997
"""""""cancer"""""lad is nothing compared to daniel

>>75270707
t. daniel

>>75270715
didn't see that coming

statscunt needs a new gimmick

i cant tell which posts are his anymore

>>75267878
>he did not witness the 2002 ashes frenzy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/2062244.stm this was the first england game i went too

>>75270747
he makes gayposts and copies posts that matt made in 2014

I unironically started watching cricket when Zimbabwe toured Australia

WICBXI put up 300+ against the Pakis. I think it's safe to say the Pakis are done

>>75270998
Prove Rajas wrong

I was eating alone at a table outside the store when someone comes up and asks "Do you mind if I sit here" since all the tables were occupied. I said "I don't own the table" he asked again and I said "no opinion." Then some people stared at me and someone else offered him a table they had just finished eating and left.

So what do you think. I would feel uncomfortable with someone right in front of me eating while I'm trying to eat, but I can't stop or even discourage someone who wants to sit there if nowhere else is available. Similar situations on a bus or train sometimes. So I wanted to express complete indifference, yet somehow this is interpreted as me being an asshole or at the very least a sarcastic douche. What would you have done?

Other times people just go eat at my table and I just face away and avoid eye contact and maybe even move if I see another place. Yes, eating alone outside is more common than you think, I see normies do it all the time.

>>75271238
you can't
based Rajas

Where are the Amirfags?

http://www.espncricinfo.com/travel/content/story/1089349.html

>high school
>cute girl with an unbelievable ass is into me, friend tries to set her up with me, wingmanning me in class all the time
>she sits next to me, always flirting
>asks for my number
>texts me, actually dont sperg out and maintain a decent conversation
>one night shes drunk, asks to come over and hang out(with a winky face)
>say sure, pick her up, shes hammered giggling and touching all over me
>live with my mom only, shes out of town on business so perfect
>get home, go to the basement and turn the TV on, pop in the first movie I find on the shelf, star wars episode 3
>actually havent seen it yet and was looking forward to it, but whatever, its just background noise
>shes cuddling up to me, has a few beers she brought in her backpack so shes staying drunk
>too scared to do anything but shes still touching all over me the whole time
>part comes where anakin is near the lava and obi kenobi has the high ground
>she puts her hand in my underwear giggling
>yell "STOP IM WATCHING", so engaged in the scene
>she pulls back and pouts, gives me a mad look
>grabs her backpack and storms up the stairs out of the house, don't know how she got home
>probably lost my only chance to get laid ever because i didnt see star wars in theatres when it came out

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>>75271353
I once watched two shit movies back to back in a theater alone because I was feeling bored and hadn't discovered 4chan.
(not even kidding)
F*ck! I'm as lonely right now as I was 8 years ago.

>grow up in rural South Australia in high school
>coincidentally also grow up where a community of south sudanese refugees lived
>be small skeletal
>apparently nigresses were into that kinda shit
>constantly get teased by black chicks
>succumb to jungle fever and have occasional erections
>have mild peyronie's from chronic masturbation since i was little and discovered porn
>imprint shows curved dick
>one day a girl spots the imprint
>all the black girls and eventually the school call me "Curvy Claus" until graduation

>walks into the NSW side as their first ever overseas player in 60 years
>can't even crack Hampshire's 1st XI

Kek, the sheffield shield is literally minor counties-tier

>>75271353
I think you handled it very well

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Just landed in Delhi.
Ready for IPL, wish me luck.

Just realised that even Daniel is normie enough to go on tinder dates and have girls interested in him

keking at my life lads

>>75271608
>Sudanese in Australia while growing up
>Sudanese in South Australia

>>75271609
He """walked""" in because they needed a second bowling option on a turning pitch Daniel

>>75271642
t. daniel

>>75271650
Nah

>no significant South Sudanese population in South Australia according to the census

Hmm. It's almost like the story was fabricated.

>>75271658
The only person who would say anything positive about daniel with relation to getting women is his mum or him talking about himself in third person

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Finch isn't playing today because he left his kit in Rajkot.
kek

>>75271660
There's probably about 5, which in Saxon's mind counts as a full blown invasion orchestrated by the Jews to out breed the proud people of south Australia

>>75271644
>>75271660
>be small skeletal
>apparently nigresses were into that kinda shit
are you so autistic you can't tell an obvious joke when you see one?

>>75271669
Pay attention lad danny's a normie now with a successful progressive rock band with lots of female fans and facebook friends

>>75271676
t. autist

>>75271735
that was implied

*dabs to the left and to the right for cricket*

>>75271676
I don't see a joke but a pathetic /r9k/ poster trying to turn a moment of embarrassment into a story where he's a sexual prospect for a fictional group of girls of a meme ethnicity