This interview was the last time Jose Mourinho was Jose Mour

>>75207025
It was all downhill from there...

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2017

>that pure love for Chelsea
And those plastic Chelsea players and Chelsea fans just threw him under the bus.

>>75207025
He looks like a 70s pornstar.

Just missing the moustache.

bit weird that he didn't mention porto

>>75207142
A man can't own 3 houses.

>>75207025

He's a handsome man.

Also it's a shame that Fergy was too proud to hand the reigns over to Mourinho immediately. United never would have had such a big dip in form.

>>75207142
It's weird indeed. He rarely mentions his days at Porto. Only when he plays against them.

I see him talk about and do more for his hometown club Vitória de Setúbal than for Porto.

>>75207150
This. It's just not possible.

>>75207025
Jesus Christ, he's just a totally different man now. Totally broken human being.

What was it that killed him, bros? Did he die at Madrid, or was it the Chelsea players turning on him that finally did it?

I unironically can see him killing himself within the next 5 years.

>>75207588
Real broke him.

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>>75207588
I believe Real did some damage, but it was the second stint at Chelsea when he got sacked four points above relegation zone that finished him. You could witness him gradually losing his mind and descending into complete paranoia and despair as the 15/16 season progressed

>>75207621
>Mourinho goes to Madrid
>leaves a broken man and goes back to Chelsea where it eventually catches up with him and he totally loses it
>Benitez goes to Madrid
>leaves after 6 months and is now managing in the Championship

why does that scummy club have to ruin classic managers, lads?

>>75207025
Real Madrid's locker room did a lot of harm to him, didn't it?

After someone leaked his tactics to the media and all the political shit he faced at Madrid, he changed.

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>>75207025
>What broke him?

>>75207641
how was benitez at chelsea and inter again?

>>75207562
Probably embarrassed about his start in such a shit league

>>75207719
stay obsessed, poo peeland

>>75207637
this. time at Real hurt him and he under performed but he got the league title he wanted out of it and took them from perennial R16 chokers to the elites again. also he chased Pep away.

them booting him wasnt a big deal but his return 'home' to chelsea was like getting home from a long exhausting business trip and catching your wife in bed with some guy. it destroyed him. now hes just a robot going through the motions.

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>>75207025
...coming soon to a Channel 5 benefits documentary.

>>75207641
Casillas, Ramos, Pepe, etc

And Real Madrid, at times is a political club.
If you are a manager and Raul is playing poorly and Owen is playing well, if you are at Barcelona/United/Bayern, you play Owen. On Madrid, you play Raul.

So, Benitez had to play without a true DM, to not piss people off.

Zidane can afford doing it because he holds more political power than the players due to his status there.

>>75207746
>also he chased Pep away
as much as vilanova chased mouyes away

>>75207770
but who chased cancer away?

>>75207772
kek

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>>75207758
Slim comfort to a man about to lose his job...

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>>75207819
...especially considering who's replacing him.

>>75207588
Just got a little older.

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>>75207826
>people saying mrbean is a comedy show
>mfw watching this """comedy"""

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>>75207772
eva carneiro

>>75207217
>he actually believes Fergie wanted >moyes to succeed him

Every good manager had already committed to a club. It was a bad summer for him to retire.

>>75207588
Politics at Madrid drove him to paranoia.

>>75207988
the only reason Fergie wanted Moyes was to further boost everyone's opinion of himself.

Fergie has always cared more about his own image than United's.

>>75207988
>It was a bad summer for him to retire

he knew what he was doing.

>>75207770
Don't act like Mou didn't affect Pep hugely. Pep had to take a year out because of how bad it got. In retrospect, Mou's tactics there were quite funny - make the atmosphere so cancerous that the other guy leaves.

>>75208019
>he plannned for his wife's sister to die that year

Yeah m8.

>>75208011
>Conjecture: the post

why did mourinho sabotage his stint at chelsea? what was the motivation?

>>75208088
rentboy debt became too much, he had to escape and pay for it with his severance pay

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>>75208041
>another halalfag fanfiction
the new board (in legal battle with the previous president and pep's friends) were the ones that made pep leave barcelona. Look how most of those club members involved in making pep the manager all left the club one after the other due to board legal infighting while pep kept telling the press they would all end up 'hurting each other' if they continued the same path

and it's not a coincidence he only lasted 3 years at bayern, that seems to be the length of his cycles, though I'm sure there are some deluded dortmundfags that claim klopp chased him away from germany lmao

>>75208191
Nah m8, Pep couldn't handle the Mou bants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIPRIIETpGU

>>75208246
>Pep couldn't handle the Mou bants
>posts most based press conference in football history
are you retarded, ahmed? he literally took a shit on mouyes, halal and spanish press before the game (not after, the easy way), in their home stadium, and then kicked them out of cl. That press conference caused half spain to shit blood for months, literally foaming out of anger and frustration

you should have lived those days in spain, all spanish media, even national tv/radio, spent weeks putting pressure on pep/barcelona only to see them take a shit in their mouths and laugh away into a cl win

halal were so butthurt they even filed a complaint so that busquets wouldn't be able to play in the final against another team lmao

No, this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9U2HH06MQE

>>75208493
when's independence day coming? you faggots have been trying to secede for over 400 years now

>>75207962
would never guess it was a german that wouldnt find the funniest show of all time not funny!

there will never be a time as amazing as moudrid vs pepcelona for another 10 years

>>75208530
What's he saying here?

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>>75215712
Some good shit lol, can't believe he can say that with a straight face
Fucking madman

>>75216747
What's he saying ?

>>75215712
>>75217427
Mou was an assistant coach in Estrela da Amadora (RIP Estrela ;_;) at the time and he says something like this:
>"We played as well as Porto, we even surpassed them in physical terms, given that Porto had a easy walk last wednesday while we had a serious match. Therefore, we congrulate ourselves, we congratulate Porto because they won the match, and we congratulate the referee because he performed really well, shutting some mouths that doubted ref decisions in previous Porto's matches (...)"

I'm not the frogposter above, but I assume Mou was calling refball in a sarcastic way kek
It's just typical Mouyes 2bh

>his father is/was very sick and hospitalized

>his wife was hospitalized awswell

>living away from his family

>the 120m€ dabbing merchant is a disapointment so far

there's only so much a man can handle.

>>75208011
he wanted moyes because they're both labor supporting liverpool hatin scotsmen

>>75208493
I have no horse in this race, but I can tell which side is only telling one side of the story, and it's not helping your cause desu

>>75208530
what a handsome lad
how come his wife is such a hag

>>75218661
His enthusiasm has been gone for years.

>>75207962
>>75210728
Apparently Germany watches mr.Bean more than most other countries