>messi - 1 goal in last 5 champions league knockout games

Friendly reminder ronaldo has 4 goals In The CL this season

>>75192848
friendly reminder Messi hasn't scored in a champions league QF, SF or final in 2 years

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>75192821
this guy is a complete hag in knockout games look at the WC2014, he completly disappeared after the group stage

Why has /sp/ turned away from Messi and towards Ronaldo?

>>75192848
And every single one has been important.
>Opens the scoring against Dortmund
>Equalizer against Sporting
>Equalizer and winner against Bayern
You are SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW

>>75192821
hey now dont be mean

he created TWO whole chances last night. its higuains fault

>>75192848
kys retard

>>75193107
Because childhood is rooting for Messi. Adulthood is realizing Ronaldo makes more sense

>>75193032
Don't tell that to messi shitters, they'll tell you how it was all Higuain's fault, and how Messi vomiting in the goalkeeper's direction was what allowed them to get to the final.

>ronaldo can only say muh goals
>messi is la liga and CL top scorer
>while being the best playmaker in the history of the sport as well
>while also being the best forward and winger at the peak of his career
>meanwhile ronaldo can only tap the ball in

>>75193158
More like as you slowly come to terms with the fact that you're gay.

>>75193185
This is just memes. Nobody here actually thinks Ronaldo is better

what is the point of this?

if anything we should compare Acenso to Messi, because Messi is the one kicking that ball to his forward (neymar or iniesta) who ended up missing the goals yesterday

>>75193158
i have bad news for you anon

>>75193107
Memes are our fuel, see Trump. Messi is just bland.

>>75193252
>our
cringe

>>75193185
And 7 assists faggot

>Implying anyone rates this fraud anymore

Dybala is the future la

>>75193107
Cause Messi has been fucking shit and Ronaldo is goating it up

Ronaldo carried Real Madrid by himself in the last UCL and Portugal to win the last Euro Cup for Portugal.

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>>75192821

>>75192821
CL goals
>Messi: 11
>Ronaldo: 4

>>75193749
Leave Celtic, 10-man City, and BMG TO ME

>>75193107
Both their fans are cancer. It's just that cancer is intensifying today since it's CL week.

We need some more International Breaks to fight it.

>>75193158
Actually adulthood is not having a favorite player

>>75194267
>stats matter only when I say they do

>>75194267
I know, right? Legia would totally show that manlet

>>75194320
>statpadding against dogshit teams is only a thing when Ronaldo does it!!!

>>75194267
I guess we dont have to count Ronalds goals against a 10 man Buyern then. Thanks for the info, Amerisubhuman

>>75194329
??
They play completely different positions. Messi has been a attacking mid type player for some seasons now and Ronaldo a 9. Even yesterday Messi gave Iniesta a 1v1 against Buffon, he showed up, the defense was shit.

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>>75194437
>b-b-b-but this!!!!

Doesn't matter.

>>75194348
He scored the first one against the full side, not his fault he baited Javi Martinez into a shit challenge

>>75192848
It's the importance of the goals that matter, not quantity. Where was Messi when Barca needed him vs Juventus last night?

>>75194516
Playing midfielder because Barca has no midfield anymore. Why do you idiots evem compare the two when Messi has been an attacking mid for some time now while Ronaldo waits for service in the final third?

>been trash all season
>scores against 10man bayern

g..GOAT!

>>75194325
Except all of Cristiano's goals have been important
See
>>75193114

>>75194320
Ronaldo also has 7 assists,but I thought Ronaldo was a fraud last season for being the top scorer, but with most of his goals coming against Malmo and Shakthar. So statpadding is only okay when Messi does it?

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>>75194546
If this is what you call a midfielder, sure.

>>75194565
>he's shit and does nothing, big game choke, Bayern will massacre him!!!!

>n-n-next time he'll fuck up!!!

>Asenso assist to Ronaldo who scores: Ronaldo is GOAT
>Messi assist to Neymar who misses: Messi is shit

So what? Anyone that knows anything about football knows that Messi is better. There's nothing to argue.

>>75194659
>GOATnaldo TSUUUUUS it up again against arguably the next best team in the world: H-He sucks! He got l-lucky!!!!

>Messhit chokes AGAIN: I-I-It's everyone elses fault!!!!!!!!

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>>75194516
He had a decent game,pulled the strings and created chances. Did you watch the game?

>>75194737
He created one chance where Iniesta should've sank it. One. Juventus scored three goals. Three.

>>75194773
He didn't have chances served up to him on a plate like ronaldo did tonight

>>75194800
Convenient excuse. If having Messi service or be serviced is the difference between losing 3-0 and winning 2-1, what the hell is he doing servicing?

enrique with his retarded rotations are limiting messiah's potential... since midfields and defenders have literally been non-existant this season messiah has to fill in those gaps .
meanwhile penaldo only has to wait in front and tap in the goals because RM has OP midfield and defenders.
messiah can only carry so much while penaldo literally only has to stretch his leg out.

>>75194773
Gave Suarez a clear chance as well. And Juventus scoring 3 has nothing to do with him, that's on the defensive side. He didn't have some brilliant career-defining game but he was one of the few to show up. The PSG away game was an example of him really not showing up.

>>75194800
except for where he missed goal with an 18m shot and skyed 2 free kicks

>>75194911
He's the one creating the plays you retard. Do you not realize the double standards you're making for him?

>>75194994
Are you really saying THE Barcelona isn't fit for servicing Messi? Did everyone suddenly forget how to pass in le sideways pass team?

>>75193212
Nice meme there m8

>>75194659
Ronaldo has 7 CL assists

>>75195039
and he'd have plenty more if benzecuck wasn't such a mess in front of the net
i don't know how the starting striker for a team like real madrid drops his spaghetti nearly every fucking time hes in the opposition's box

>>75193107
Can only speak for myself.
I only do it because I know how mad Ronaldo makes people.
You can almost taste the butthurt when you say CR7 is a much better player than mallet missi.
And I even get more joy out of it everytime someone calls him gay, tapnaldo etc, because you know Ronaldo memetic powers can not be contained.
He consistently delivers something new to his fans to laugh about AND his haters to make them even more mad about the fact that his fans like him even more.
I mean, you can just make every fucking missi fan shit his pants and turned off the computer by simply writing TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75195102
This. His hat trick against Atletico was made specifically to enrage ABCristianos. Messhitters persecution complex and blame shifting makes it even sweeter.

>>75193212
Wrong

>>75195039
>>75195101
My bad lads. He has 5 while Messi has 2.

>>75195018
No shit, retard

Look at the midfield now without looking at video game ratings. It's shit.

>blaming Messi for the current state of Barcelona
>blaming Ronaldo for the current state of Real Madrid

Stick to darts, OP. You don't understand how team sports work

>>75193183
CR dick riders say also stupid shit like "CR from the bench did as a coach in the portugal final" or like to pretend RM was a bad team with shit players that was somewhat carried by him before 2014.

>>75194516
Givin three clear assistances that nobody could capitalize on. Did you watched the fucking game???

Didn't messi also score against shit teams last world cup and none in the knockout stages just saying

>>75203795
B-but he carried Argentina against the mighty Nigeria, Iran, and Bosnia

>>75198050
The CR coaching thing is obviously a joke you mong

>>75196366
>b-but messhit is the GOAT
>but he can't make the difference when his team is shit

lel

>>75193107
Because Ronaldo is actually the real deal, while messhit is literally a product of HGH, marketing and refball mostly

>>75194546
>Messi attacking mid
Messi don't track

Why is Messi so shit now?

>>75206756
He's always been shit, he's just getting exposed now

>>75193107
Ronaldo gives us memes, he is an interesting lad too
Messi is a robot with no personality

>>75193185
>while being the best playmaker in the history of the sport as well
What? Do you honestly believe this?

Reminder that Ronaldo pays shills to post here

He's not fit to lace Messi's boots

>>75206875
messhit cumslurping is a mental illness

>>75193107
It goes in cycles. When Messi scored against Bayern in the 2015 Semi-final everyone here was sucking his dick.

>>75192821
>Atletico
among the teams he scored most goals in his career
>Real Madrid
all-time top scorer in Clasico history
>PSG
4 goals 1 assist in last 6 encounters
>CL
2nd all-time top scorer, best goals-per-game ratio
>Chelsea
assisted last 2/3 goals Barcelona scored against them

meh

>>75206943

>Implying messi has any cum left after all the "vitamins" he has taken over the years.

>>75206875
I do it >for free, my friend.

>>75207054
Based Bosnian bro

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>>75194312
>International Breaks

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>>75207054
>CL
>2nd all-time top scorer,
Guess who is the 1st?

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>>75207054
>athletico
Literally dogshit except for the past 5 years. Notsure what you're getting at since Ronaldo scored a hat trick the second last time they faced
>el classico
messi has 21 goals to rons 16 despite playing in 7 more games. Ronaldo also holds scoring in the most consecutive el clasicos (7)
>PSG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Chelsea
Still not sure what you're getting at since Ronaldo has scored against them multiple times while Messi MAYBE once

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>only bedding one woman your whole life
topkek messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.

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>>75207545
Also
>manlet

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>>75207054
>2nd all-time top scorer

>>75206028
>b-b-but Robben is good
>can't make the difference against Bulgaria, must be shit

This is your childish logic at work, my man

>>75207545
>putting pussy on a pedestal

as expected from the romanian virgin

>>75207520
>moving the goalposts this hard when the based bosnian destroyed OP's retarded image

kek

>>75207909
>bosnian BTFO
>counter it with a strawman

you're the one moving goalposts my black friend

Last season
El Classico without Messi
Barca 4-0 Real Madrid
El Clasico with Messi
Barcelona 1-2 Real Madrid
Wanna guess who scored the winner?

>>75207520
>Literally dogshit except for the past 5 years. Notsure what you're getting at since Ronaldo scored a hat trick the second last time they faced
I'm getting at OPs pic, obviously.

>messi has 21 goals to rons 16 despite playing in 7 more games. Ronaldo also holds scoring in the most consecutive el clasicos (7)
Same as above, I'm replying to OPs pic.

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Laugh at OPs pic then.

>Still not sure what you're getting at since Ronaldo has scored against them multiple times while Messi MAYBE once
Again, OPs pic.

To cut it short: Messi delivers rather frequently well against teams he supposedly "chokes" against.

CL goals in 1/4, 1/2 and finals
Ronaldo - 29
Messi - 16
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Last time Messi has scored against Real Madrid
>7-1 didn't exist yet
>le slip wasnt a thing
>Tito Villanova and Robin Williams had a pulse
>John Paul II wasnt canonized
>Real were still chasing the decima
>moyes was still memeing at Old Trafford
>ISIL wasnt a caliphate
>he still had only 1(one) world cup goal
>he didn't have a beard
>Puyol was still active
>Torres was at Chelsea
>Ferguson was a chill community
>the current defending PL champions and CL quarter finalists Leicester City were 10 rounds away from promotion
>you were on this site for way too long but you're still here wasting your prime

Imagine being so anally devastated that you have to defend an autist that eats pizza and sprite before games, pukes them up at halftime, and just stands around for the rest of the game

>>75207506
Guess who's played 2 seasons worth more games, gypsy

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>>75193725
>carried Portugal
lel

how much money do you think Ronaldo pays for people to post online about him? I'm guessing it's at least a couple hundred thousand euros per year. This is the man that hadn't scored in over a month and only had 2 goals in the tournament in 10 months and now he's the second coming of christ again.

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>>75209118
>how much money do you think Ronaldo pays for people to post online about him? I'm guessing it's at least a couple hundred thousand euros per year. This is the man that hadn't scored in over a month and only had 2 goals in the tournament in 10 months and now he's the second coming of christ again.

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>>75209107
>>carried Portugal
>lel

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>>75193107
>he doesn't TSUUUU

>>75207611
anymore philoTSUpher quotes?

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>>75209701
Sorry la that's my only one, here's a Messi one though

>>75193725
I think I'm the only person that believes Ronaldo was shit last year and is a much better player nowadays

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>tfw you realize that the messi golden years were also the /sp/ golden years

ronaldo supporters are equivalent to leftist militants