"I have a plan, a trick up my sleeves if you will", Arjen Robben (33) answered when asked how he was going to take on Real Madrid in the upcoming Champions League match at today's press conference in Munich.
Could it be? Did Robben think of a way to get around Real's defense and score?
LE
The manoeuvre inwards association football player
He's going to cut outside and real won't know what the fuck is happening
>>75172567
He better have a solid plan, against teams like Real regular attacking plays just won't cut it
"I'll try cutting. That's a good trick."
>>75172591
CUT
>>75172619
>He'll not only cut outside, he'll also run backwards instead of forwards
there are gonna be some cutting edge tactics inside the stadium tomorrow
>>75172567
>>75172567
Something about entering to the midline from the sidelines in a straight line.
>advancedfootballtactics.jpg
>>75172567
You tell me.
>>75172567
Cut outside and pass to Lahm
Not so fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7wpzKvNhfA
he's going to cut inside, duh
>>75172567
What if he cuts outside?
>>75173311
impossible
Will he, dare I say it, cut inside?
>>75173311
does not compute
>>75173311
they might be expecting that he will cut outside...
neva catch him slippin
>>75173311
>>75173407
This sliding will end his career one day.
Friendly reminder le cut inside man was created by Reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/64az2o/bayerns_official_instagram_just_posted_this_local/dg0xayh/
HOWEVER
>>75173311
>>75172619
He's going to dive inside and the Allianz Arena mob refereeing the game will call a penal.
>>75173311
DELET
>>75173520
>American watching football and commenting on it
Yeah what a surprise you're visiting Reddit
He's gonna fuck Real so hard he'll be known as le cum inside man afterwards.
>>75175764
Does he circumnavigate the world here?
>>75173520
It's ten years old and everyone joke with that. Robben is the one who invented the meme by doing it. Overused joke. You guys on /sp/ thinking it's some sort of new thing and not something cringy have clearly not been following football since long.
>the real team bus crashes
>conspiracy theories everywhere
>ISIS claim involvement
>police investigate
>after the largest investigation in spanish history, they come to a conclusion
>the brake lines were cut by an expert
>>75182076
No one thinks it's new you contrarian proxy using fuck. Doesn't make it not less hilarious when it keeps happening. Keep trying so hard to be "le cool superior oldfag" though.
>>75182104
I'm talking to the american who think Reddit invented the joke. It has nothing to do with internet or anything. It's a football thing.
This is psycological warfare, he knows that after hearing this, Real defenders will think he might actually non cut inside for once but NOPE! He will still cut inside
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>>75182076
>>75182150
Shut the fuck up you faggot. Using the word "cringey" is a dead giveaway that you frequent reddit by the way.
The meme was created on /sp/, the original meme was the picture of Robben grinning in the background and it was placed over one of those shitty ads "THIS MAN CUTS INSIDE AND BASICALLY you're a fucking idiot" then it was meme'd over etc. etc.
kill yourself
>>75172567
When the bong rings and the rings bong, he will cut left 5 times, and score. The very fabric of football will unravel, and every man and woman on earth will cry from their Robben shaped penis.
>>75182464
>Robben shaped penis
what
>>75173311
You're talking shit
hes going to shock the world and cut OUTSIDE 3 times
>.... but in effect that just cutting inside...
QUIET YOU
he usually doesnt play well vs real madrid. they're good at stopping him, staying close and blocking his flank so he cant cut inside. when this happens he gets triggered and starts lobbing the ball or switch wings. with lewa gone its even worse.
>>75182150
kys yourself my man
>>75172567
He's probably gonna dive, kek
>>75172567
It's a bluff double bluff, cut inside most definitely
>>75182099
>the brake lines were cut
I smell an inside job
>>75173311
Really activates my almonds
Wie sagt Mann "cut inside" auf Deutsch?
>>75187021
Zieht nach Innen
>>75173311
what language is this post?
>>75173311
He doesn't even know what 'outside' means
>>75182072
The earth is flat. That wouldn't work.
He did it the madman he kept going outside. Faggots couldn't finish his perfect cross
So what was the plan?
>>75173311
he will explode
>>75194087
He bombed the wrong bus.
>>75172653
INSIDE
>>75194675
MAN
he didn't cut so good
His trick sucked
Nice disappearing act
>>75187021
*Was sagt Mann