>rags edition
shit thread
>>75166015
Jackets will win the Stanley cup
>>75166027
t. raggot
>rags
Americans are the niggers of hockey
>>75166039
So they outnumber Canadians?
Damn
>>75166032
keep dreaming bucko, its just a shit thread.
Ted from Akron is A-OK in my book.
Finland threatened to murder someone if you didn't post the bracket link. And you didn't.
I bet he is already boarding a plane. Hopefully it isn't United airlines though.
>>75166050
say that to my face faggot and see how quickly you catch these hands
>>75166053
Thanks
I'm gonna mail a package of white powder to the NHL
>>75166061
no problem, Ted.
>>75166062
>not mailing heroin
sunbelt
What would happen if the shittest team Coyotes are able to beat the best team the Blackhawks?
>>75166048
I hope you can read English and understand what I'm saying
In quantity but not quality
>>75166039
niggers are the American hockey fans of races
>>75166062
haha just kidding RCMP don't arrest me I have playoff tickets
https://youtu.be/aJPptClJT7M
just a reminder anyone who has the sens advancing past round 1 is pants on head retarded .
>inb4 t. laffs fan
not a laffs fan
>>75166062
Make it baby powder. Since buttman is going to be so butthurt when Vegas is a complete failure.
Get it? hahahhaha
huh, it's this meme again
>>75166099
t. pajeet
Sunbelt teams in the circle
>canashits
>>75166117
>anime
begging you to have sex
>>75166080
But niggers are literally better than crackers at everything
>>75166099
>no krug
>no chara jr
>couldn't win a game in the season series
but how are you so confident
>>75166108
whiter then miley cyrus teeth
>>75166134
the only people that feel the need to talk about how white they are online are shitskins
How mad is Cherry going to be when Patrick Nolan completely busts. Then a swiss player and some nerd from memesota go on the have hall of fame careers. I hope it is what causes him to have a stroke on air.
what's going on here?
>this yuropoor obsessed with reddit
>>75166132
>ottawa struggles down the stretch
>defense is banged up
>negative goal differential
>no offense
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>75166162
Well the jackets already have a Swedish goalie, everyone knows how that turns out also, they have Minnesotan who will tear the anus of cherry
>>75166165
Nothing just people shitposting
>>75166172
America*
FTFY ;)
>>75166121
this. Ive never met a respectable grown man who watches little girl cartoons
>>75166196
Keanu Reeves watches anime
look i fixed the league
>>75166126
Americans btfo
>>75166202
and he is a fucking dweeb
>>75166196
you haven't met any military guys?
>>75166206
>portland
>not seattle
yeah nah you're a cunt
>>75166214
Were you In Speed? I didn't think so
>>75166218
t. xheattle
>>75166196
Sounds like you don't know many people
Not all of them are stupid otaku nerds
>>75166218
what is your preferred gender so I can make fun of you appropriately faget
Fuck off Eric and Mark
>>75166173
What the fuck are you trying to say? Did YOU have a stroke?
>>75166230
well everyone ive met has been a loser except one chad who was blessed with the ultimate facial genetics and was fucking jacked so he could do whatever he wants
>>75166099
They can meme on Bombston with their speed and have more players from Saskatchewan so they're the favorite.
>>75166241
I think
Who's getting swept in the first round and why is it the Laffs?
>>75166251
dont say i didnt warn you
>>75166260
because they suck
Hand over the Hart Ross
>>75166111
when do the >rags get relocated to Canada?
>>75166265
stinky smelly frog
>>75166260
because they are playing the best team in the league, stupid
You may reply to this post only if you live in a 1st or 2nd world country.
NOT SO FAST SLOVAKIA
Nothing like a refreshing bottle of Bonaqua in the morning.
SUCK A GIANT THROBBING PENIS CANADA. FUCK YOU FAGETS. I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE AND IN PAIN FUCKING CANADUMBS. JUST FUCKING FRIG OFF.
>>75166265
>rags
>>75166293
ha 2/10
>>75166206
East
>Great Lakes division
>publix division
>subway division
>capital division
West
>California division
>Pacific Northwest division
>bumfuck nowhere division
>great plains division
https://youtu.be/m9F80O3f2M4
>>75166265
You genuily think the Wild will go all the way to the finals?
Why?
I feel so comfy right now
>>75166284
Get educated
>>75166315
you smell like shit and you're poor
>>75166311
nice patti
>>75166310
Can't they be NOT disappointing for once in their existence?
>>75166315
>using cold war metrics
regardless, your shitty meme """"""""country"""""""" got steamrolled by the commies in 68. You're third world by either metric
Get fucked you irrelevant nigger
>>75166293
PSSSSHHHTTTTTT
Ahhhh
That first sip of the day
>>75166332
it's their year desu
unless they hit the caps who will hard counter everything
>>75166265
>mild
Hahaha thanks for the chuckle leaf
>>75166315
>Americans
>educated
I met a couple from Wisconsin on my travels and i told them i was from Vancouver Island.
>"oh that is on the east coast right?"
Americans cant point out Russia on a map.
Just had a hot pocket for the first time in 10 years or so lads. I had the ham and cheddar kind, but it sucked.
Hot pockets were never great, but I remember the ham being sliced. They were chunks this time. And the crust/bread was glossy or something. Really weird.
2/10, not going to have them again.
>>75166319
>>75166335
Mad as fuck lmao
>>75166339
Delusional pedo
Go eat some pickled fish faggot
>>75166354
>Wisconsin
there's your problem
>>75166162
Dude's 83 with a number of health conditions.
He's gonna be dead in a few years.
>>75166358
It's called grease and oil
>tfw to intelligent to be an irrelevant shitvakian
>>75166050
>m-muh news
Kill yourself
is the bracket site still broken
>>75166365
>he doesn't enjoy pickled herring
wew, spotted the nigger
>>75166376
shit post
>>75166376
is your mother a whore
>>75166206
>keeping teams in the states
the league needs to be reduced to 12 teams, the current Canadian teams, and new ones in Saskatoon, Regina, Quebec city, Halifax, and a second team in toronto.
>>75166354
>using 2 people out of 320 million to draw conclusions
I see they don't teach statistics in our hat
>>75166379
no
>>75166390
yes actually she is, whats it to you?
>>75166402
just reminding you
>>75166365
>not enjoying the wonders of pickled food
I bet you think pickled beets are bad too. What kind of minority manchild are you?
>>75166401
Ive met plenty more. Like you, getting baited in.
Post face face when Jeff Bashill will coach USA at the world championships
>>75166423
You've never left your mom's basement. Get a job you pathetic looser
>it's an "Americans think they are the only country in the world that matters" episode
Very close to going to the store and buying a bottle of Bonaqua to cleanse my thirst.
It's like some strange force is pulling me there.
What the fuck is going on, im somewhat scared.
>>75166435
>>75166441
Don't fight it, just embrace it.
>>75166448
stinky smelly
REEEEEE WHY CANT I SET MY BRACKETS IM FROM THE FUTURE I ALREADY KNOW ILL WIN
GIVE ME MONEY
>>75166439
You are so mad. Americans were never any good at controlling their anger.
>laffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9EC8lUKZuA
>>75166448
>Snes
>BJs
>Cucks
>it's a "slovakia pretends to be relevant despite being so shit that they dont even have a national hockey team anymore" episode
o i am laffing
>>75166460
They've already been eliminated by the Yotes
>>75166481
>its a devils fan exists episode
>tfw to intelligent two shitpost
>>75166487
u bang esse?
>>75166481
>0 wins
>>75166500
A lot of Devils fans in NJ and they are super obnoxious.
t. Rangers from Jersey
>>75166500
>yfw the shitvakian is a devils fan too
what the fuck is up with >my team attracting irrelevant 3rd worlders like grease and shitvakia?
>>75166553
>rags
>bandwagon fagit
>>75166558
cool logo and jersey
>>75166553
>raggot
>calling anyone else obnoxious
Holy shit, my fucking sides!
>>75166553
>bandwagon rags fan
an hero immediately
>>75166558
the slovak faggot is an islels bandwagon
Who here has spilled a glass of water in the last week? When will you faggots ever learn. Haven't spilled a beverage while cheering for my devils in 4 months.
>>75166520
Fixed
>>75166611
>islels bandwagon
are you retarded? nobody bandwagons the islels
>>75166638
>>75166657
Sillfy faggot there's like no niggers in anaheim
>>75166265
literally best scenario and you can't prove me wrong
MUH DYNASTY
>tfw to intelligent tu pick the caps to win the first round
>>75166643
Explain how he isn't a bandwagon. He's some faggot in yurope he's a bandwagon no matter what
>>75166606
>NHL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
bettman keeping talent away
>>75166666
quintz confirming caps cup
>>75166666
Check'd
>>75166664
>>75166680
why the fuck would i explain your claim? its up to you to explain why anyone would bandwagon the isles of all goddamn teams
>>75166675
>frogtreal
>>75166723
because he's retarded. but still a bandwagon
Already planning the parade here in Akron lads.
>>75166713
chicago is reddit and the leafs are just the fucking laffs
it will all end when matthews requests a trade to arizona
>>75166675
>>75166657
>>75166657
Fixed
>>75166704
See
>>75166638
>>75166762
>going to reddit
fuck off back there you reddit cuck
>>75166565
>>75166604
>bandwagon
Do you realize that NJ is right next to NYC
We were a Rangers state first. My grandfather and father are life long Rangers fans. Were they just supposed to abandon ship and root for the Devils when they came here in the 80s? Devil fans in NJ are the bandwagoners
>>75166558
Your mom is irrelevant shitskin
>hawks
pick 2
>>75166787
anaheim is beaner
You autists are going to be so mad when my hawks complete their dynasty this year.
-Greg in Gary, IN
>>75166666
Aho would be a passable trap
>>75166823
Its the white part of beanerville LA
>getting mad at Anime and Europeans
Can this thread be any more reddit
>>75166611
That's another Slovak idiot
>>75166825
>0 repeats
>dynasty
okay jamal
>>75166836
IT'S LITERALLY OVER 50% MEXICANS YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING BEANER
>>75166823
These are good may mays. Anyone have a blank template with the hat?
>>75166856
fuck off cuck
>>75166850
They were 1 meme goal redirect away from going to SCF to beat the rags and 3 peatint.
>>75166680
>>75166750
Holy fuck you are so stupid
>>75166823
>>75166565
>>75166604
>leaf education
NJ is closer to NYC than 95% of New York State
>>75166888
bandwagon
>>75166856
hocmemedatabase.imgur.com
>>75166880
2-3rd loser is still a loser
R E D D I T H A W K S
>>75166675
Wew
>>75166901
Retard
>>75166851
>believeing liberal census data instead of actually going to the cities yourself
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75166930
fuck off
23 years later, it's time to finally hoist the cup again. Feel as confidnet as I did in 2014. Fully healthy too unlike last year.
>>75166908
> this flag talking to me about winning
At least I've seen my team win 3 cups. All you can do is watch old highlights
>>75166916
retarded bandwagoner
>>75166880
>w-we almost one!
WEW
>>75166947
congrats, toews lets me drink out of the cup at canadian tire
How bad would you feel if you lived in a shit country like shitvakia? Keep in mind, you have to live next to a far superior country that actually HAS A HOCKEY TEAM AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
laughing SO HARD at the leastern conference
>>75166930
absolutely SUPERB post
>>75166941
t. ted
>>75166943
Don't jinx us cuck. We've been laying low since 2014. That year was horrible, the shitposting on /sp/ made me leave 4chan for 3 months
Casual here, what first round is the most compelling? caps-leafs right?
Just got accepted lads. Going to get a quality education, can't wait.
>>75166969
slovakia was alright when i accidentally went there desu
>>75166996
caps leafs will be a blowout so if you like getting laffers embarassed then yes.
imo pongs vs columbus or shorks oilers will be most entertaining
>>75166996
No way man, coilers/shorks
>>75166676
OK now show all the screencaps from the time columbus won in Pittsburgh :^)
>>75166996
fuck off we're full
>>75166996
pins jykkets
>>75166996
Pens Jackets
The only compelling things in the caps-leafs is if the caps get cucked
These threads used to be comfy
What happened
>>75167040
too bad fag. my team is a hopeless dredge of misery so i don't relaly watch unless we're playing the leafs.
>>75166676
t-third place in the division is good r-right?
>>75167063
The playoffs
Go Oilers
~~ Ben from Banff
@75167063
You decided to become grease-tier. Now fuck off.
/hoc/ during the playoff is a magical place.
I'm glad salty philty Philly fans won't join us this year.
>>75167063
Get a thicker skin bucko.
>>75166969
>>75166953
You fucking suck
>>75166996
Pongs/jackets is 100% going to 7 games barring an epic shutdown by Pittsburgh
>>75167063
you're a fucking loser that posts on 4chan in public
>>75167090
bandwagon faggot
>>75166996
Oilers vs Sharks and Penguins vs Blue Jackets
>>75167088
fat people are disgusting desu
>>75167091
>this will be good unless it isn't
upvoted
>>75167077
What's wrong with Greece
>>75167092
>>75167100
Come up with new insults wankers
>>75167135
don't judge men
>>75167168
If i was a girl, id love to be the meat in that bear sandwich if you catch my drift
i wish i was a girl
>>75167165
idk, i like Greecy boy.
>>75167165
bandwagon faggot
>>75167151
>this 3rd grade reading comprehension
Kek. Assuming pissburgh doesn't shit the bed one game its going 7, is that clearer for you you mongoloid
>the irrelevant, hockey teamless shantytown of shitvakia
>people actually think the rags will win
>>75167209
>this will be good
>unless it isn't
good post!
can we stop being mean to each other please
>Jackets are barely .500 since December
>have lost 7 of last 8 including a must win in Pittsburgh
>th-they're good I swear
>>75167216
t. irrelevant, hockey teamless wyoming
>>75166675
>montreal
>beating edmonton in a playoff game
>>75167216
Why are you still posting? Shut the fuck off faget
>>75166996
the leafs suck but they play exciting hockey
>>75167249
sure! have a cool doggo
>>75167264
wyoming is max comfy desu
>>75167239
Christ you really are retarded if that's all you're getting out of those two posts
You can go back to plebbit any time now
Meet the 2019 stanley cup champions.
>>75167290
>the mad child screams reddit as soon as he's confused
good post!
>>75167076
Jasper>Banff
>>75167282
looked like montana's retard cousin when i drove through it
literally drove by a down that had a billboard outside of it saying it was more than a one horse town. can't make that shit up.
>>75167313
Kys yourself
>>75167239
>series have to go 7 games to be good!!
Hello ultra casual
>>75167320
anything east of the rockies is dumb fuck hickville but once you hit the foothills it's godtier
>>75167303
>the plebbitor thinks he'll get up votes if he keeps repeating himself
Lelmao
>>75167331
banff is a overcrowded tourist town. Not as many people travel to jasper, its much comfier
>>75167371
>pdate] [Auto] 1 new post
assblasted redditcuck
>>75167371
>he double down like a child and screams reddit at the top of his lungs
good post!
desu jasper and banff is just alberta role playing as BC
So who's the fastest team left in the playoffs? I think Pittsburgh proved last year that speed plays a big part in making a cup run
So much autistic screeching in one thread
>>75167413
pittsburgh
>>75167402
>>75167394
>plebbitors upvote each other
Lelmao
sharks become bracket busters again
>shitvakia
>no hokkei
>>75167413
doesn't matter that much. skill and offense were all that mattered until LA's slow and heavy team won, then that was all that mattered until pittsburgh's fast team won.
>>75167456
>pooSA
>>75167445
>the confused child no longer knows what he's saying other than that he must shout reddit whenever he's upset
>>75167413
The jackets or laffs will have the fastest exit from the playoffs. Hahahaha
>>75167423
if slovakia triggers him that much just wait until he discovers the balkans.
>>75167459
relax
hokkei 2morraaaw
>>75167072
ITs better than 1st wildcard
Rags fan
>>75167496
>this autistic plebbitor is literally waiting for me to reply to him so he can call me a man child cause he got mad at the way I worded a post
Lelmao
>>75167543
>He literally cannot stop talking about reddit
>>75167527
>its better to play in the metro bracket then cakewalk through the atlantic
Is everyone is poohio pants on head retarded?
>>75167456
poo jersey is the hockey equivalent of a 3rd world country
I don't know why you bash the people to whom your team may appeal the most to
>not being from superior czech
why dont shitvakians just kill themselves?
>kippers dead
>rest of the tripfags also dead
>armemia dead
it's been a good /hoc/ season desu
!!!!!!JOIN!!!!
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc
!!!!!!JOIN!!!!
>>75167563
Of course I can't, this whole website is obsessed with plebbit, which isn't surprising really considering its infested with plebbitors like you now
>>75167507
Balkans are good people
They helped removing kebab
Daily reminder that the >rags are going to get swept and anyone who disagrees is a redditor
>the czech nigger is a raggot/islel bandwagon cuck
Oh look, another irrelevant 3rd worlder!
>>75167592
Id rather have all of those instead of this chiraq shitposter
>there's a chance you're talking with pic related itt
disgusting
hockey related: gaybeck will NEVER EVER get a team
>>75167592
Do you think the Armenian poster necked himself when the Kongs were eliminated?
>>75167617
>>75167605
>>75167654
One cam only hope rawn
>>75167648
I for one like frogs more than any other North Americans
>>75167605
>>75167389
Fair enough
>>75167567
>English doesn't matter
Hot damn you need to stop being a retard, anyways id rather face a torn up penguins team over a healthy dangerous Montreal team
why can't we delete brackets?
i have like 15 due to nhl's fucking shoddy servers
>>75167682
>Hating your only friend
Why?
anyone else cant get a bracket to save? What the fuck NHL
Jackets haters are frogs Get the fuck out
HIGHEST CHANCE OF GETTING BROOM'D
>LAFFS
>BLOWJOBS
>FLAMS
>PERDS
>OILELS
>>75167717
>>75167648
O B S É D É
O
B
S
É
D
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>>75167732
>Shorks
>Not getting broomed
>>75167732
>OILGODS
>SWEPT
KEK
>Devils
>Pens
>rags
>Islels
>Cryers
It's funny how all the former Atlantic teams attract the biggest assholes
who here watching tsn playoff preview tonight?
>>75167732
false
>leafs
>sens
>flames
>>75167413
The bluejackets, they absolutely are the fastest, they have saad, Anderson, Atkinson and now the speedy Oliver bjorkstrand
>>75167768
Nigger.
Yo dad is crazy you WTF look at all this nonsense people forgot about the Olympics WTF that is crazy they forgot about the Olympics Gary locked us out of the Olympics again what the heck Gary what are you doing Gary where are you Gary Gary Gary Gary stop this Gary stop this Gary stop stop stop stop stop stop stop Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary locked us out of the Olympics again and he's distracting you with the playoffs if you want the playoffs you are read it so just stop already stopped watching the playoffs don't give them money does not enough money to go around but they won't go to the Olympics just cuz they want it for free no I'm not a god-damn sent to the gay Batman's whom just wanted to take money
>>75167763
>one man team even winning a single game
Not likely
>>75167719
Friendship ended with America, now Quebec is my best friend.
>>75167763
>Only one to reach 100 points this season
It's like the rest of the NHL has stopped trying
Who >former western conference team here
>>75167768
why the fuck are you still here you can't stop crying about everything
>>75167801
>ive never watched edmonton play once this season
>>75167732
I swept my broom up your mother's ass cavern
>>75167824
Because I make you Burgers mad
>>75167779
Too bad Tortellini will be too worried about trying to injure pong players than actually playing a skill game. Shame really.
>>75167841
GO JACKETS MORE LIKE DUHALLOFFAMER
>>75167809
>only one to reach 90 points
they cant compete with mcmeme
>>75167850
kek bandwagoner
>>75167807
Je te <3 mon beau viking!
>>75167807
But we're still friends m8....you gave us teemu
>>75167854
>torts is more interested in injuring players than winning the cup
Why is this meme still alive? It obviously hasn't happened at all this year
>>75167841
Those jerseys are the most generic trash
>>75167818
>leave western conference
>don't make it to the playoffs
Huh, really makes you think
>>75167888
>mad
>at the best jersies in hockey
I can't believe people are THIS mad at the bluejackets
>>75167887
Watch the last BJ's pongs game, my man.
>>75167833
Lmao why the fuck would anyone want to watch a one man team? You dumb kid?
>>75167809
Pic related will """"""""""""attempt"""""""""
How funny would it be for the laffs to win game one in OT. The media shit storm would be glorious. And the shitposting! All I want is this timeline, PLEASE HOCKEY GOD'S.
>>75167923
>last game
The last game was fucking stupid, torts had no control over the players in that game, Jenner and dubi were being absolute idiots those two have been like that all year
>>75167855
Could have had Bulju LOL
>>75167953
Backes should be on the jackets he's the perfect match
>>75167887
Just because the jackets are full of soft manlet twinks doesn't mean the dog fucker doesn't still think about injuring players.
>>75167956
i want the timeline where matthews scores an own goal in OT
Rangers are taking the Cup (dubs confirm)
Stay mad as fuck leafs
>>75167956
How funny would it be for the laffs to be blown out and Matthews gets a career ending injury
>>75167998
And what? Watch him bust right before our eyes pulju never should have made the oilers out of camp, Dubois didn't because they knew he wasn't ready neither was pulju
>>75167956
You deserve nothing but sadness
>>75167970
>torts had no control
>implying he didn't specifically instruct Hartnell and Jenner to take runs all game
Stay delusional. Pongs have always been in torts head.
>>75168030
>no dubs
Rangwrs confirmed for sweep
>>75166996
Ducks-Flames for sure. The curse and the bad blood because of Fowler's injury is going to lead to some brutal physical play and the teams have enough speed and talent to break through it.
>>75168055
Lol, you obviously didn't watch the jackets take control over the penguins all season
>>75168042
Dubois wasn't even ready for Junior
You can prove me wrong with his stats, I'll wait
>>75168072
This, plus god forbid it goes to game 7 in anaheim.
>>75168100
already did :^)
>>75168100
>implying the >raggots have an influence
why do people hate the rags so much? they are literally irrelevant here in canada
>>75168098
Nobody was, Canada got absolutely shit on
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>75168081
>literally split the series
Each team won when they played at home, with each team having a blowout victory, one more recently than the other
So no, they haven't controlled the penguins all season
>>75168164
Even in the Q he's shit lol!!!
>>75168028
>>75168037
>>75168044
t. Deganawida of the Iroquois, Winnipeg.
>>75168178
which irrelevant game are you watching?
>>75167956
Or better yet
Leafs winning in game 7 OT
I wouldn't know how to react
>>75168224
>iroquois
>winnipeg
even your shitposting game is a bust
>"people" ITT unironically have the capitals making it past the second round
For what purpose? This can't be your first year watching hockey
Lads, I kind of feel bad for getting Slovakia banned (I don't). It's a 3 day vaycay too, and I don't think he can just reset his router.
Shame, he had a cute puppy.
>>75168259
Juventus - Barcelona. I just got excited and posted here.
Lmao why is everyone so mad at the jackets. How mad are you going to be when they sweep your precious little team in game 1?
-LaDontarius in Cleveland
>>75168285
I concur the puppy was a keeper.
Why he got banned?
>>75168283
If they don't this year they should relocate and rebrand.
>>75168206
>blow out victory
The jackets won by 7-1 that was the largest victory in the series 4-1 doesn't count as a blow out
>>75167732
>preds
Wrong, reddithawk
i want to get back into fighting games lads. which do i buy?
>>75168314
t. Ted from Akron
The last time Ottawa faced the Bruins in the playoffs, Ottawa won the cup.
There's nothing stopping the Sens this year.
>>75168283
They really committed with the Shattenkirk trade
1st round and a 2 round pick? and some prospect?
At some point they'll have to deliver anyway
>>75168326
easy fix, just have them move down the road to become the baltimore black people
>>75168368
Except Montreal or the >rags
>>75168330
4-1 is absolutely a blowout in hockey. Go back to apehoop.
>>75168266
Can you count to 40 real quick for me? Thanks.
>>75168135
By the end of that series Giordano, Brodie, Tkachuk, Vatanen, Lindholm, and Theodore will all be injured. Its going to be a bloodbath.
>>75168320
Being a retard who got warned for reddit bogeyman posting, and then bitched about the mods right after.
>>75168348
Primal Rage
>>75168404
>4-1 is a blowout
A blow out is when 1 team out scores another by an insurmountable ammount, 7-1 is insurmountable 8-4 isn't, 5 is insurmountable 4 is insurmountable 3 isnt
>>75168154
how new?
>>75168456
4 isn't insurmountable it's happened before
>>75168368
the third round isn't even in the budget lad
>>75168368
Hol up
>>75168456
>4-1 is a blowout
Someone tell the laffs they won
SLOVAKIA
What's the most boring matchup?
Ruins - Snes
Perds - Shitcongo
How do I stop shitposting?
>>75166111
>Idaho still doesn't have a team
What is the NHL waiting for?
>>75168575
>boring
Kill you're self
>>75168575
Preds reddit hawks will be great desu
What's going to be the first """"""controversy"""""" of the playoffs?
>>75168644
you post like a nigger
>>75168644
Crosby and his crying over penalties not being called
>>75168644
Krieder kills price
>>75168644
Brital fuck hit on giordono being a no call """accident":"
>>75168644
mcdavid caught fucking joey moss, the retard mascot of the coilers
>>75168644
Marchand or Chara literally killing Karlsson.
>>75168644
marchard slewfooting karlsson's bad ankle ending his career and yet going completely unpunished for it
>>75168707
>>75168725
how do we stop the rat lads
>>75168644
Laffs advancing after losing 4 games in overtime. Mcdavid getting a career ending injury and blaming some literal who in Philadelphia for it.
>>75168802
honestly my only worry against boston.
>his team isn't 1wpg
>>75168575
blues-wild
they'll just slash eachothers ankles on the faceoff and refuse to actually throw real hits.
>>75168644
I'm going to go with a classic and say some anthem booing in Montreal
>>75168943
It's fine, no one likes america anymore
>>75168861
bergeron and krejci are going to dominate the faceoffs too. still think the snes will win
>>75166015
Rate my bracket bros
>>75168943
they voted a fucking Nazi into their highest office, they deserve it
>>75169107
i don't the brackets of two-team """fans""""
>>75169107
3/10
>>75168575
blues-wild
preds-reddithawks
>>75169107
I like my habs, but you probably nailed the future there.
>>75169024
That is because Bergeron cheats and is allowed to get away with it. Boston probably sucks off buttman regularly. It is pretty sad if you think about it.
>>75166611
Good. We need more fans internationally
>>75169107
Any caps final bracket is frozen white dogshit
>>75168943
>75168933
good
>>75169108
fuck off pierre. frogs ruined canada.
>>75169024
>Muh faceoffs
in that case
>Muh regular season
I'm not worried.
Been seeing a lot more Norwegian posters here lately. Good.
>>75169161
t. cuckbertan
>>75169196
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>he's not going to watch Publix defeat Reddit once and for all
Wow /hoc/ is pathetic
>>75169196
Enjoy it while it lasts. I go home in 3 days.
>>75169141
I picked a 2nd favorite to root for because my friends and I root for the same team, its no fun if we cant make fun of each others teams.
>>75169284
its looks like someone point a gun to their head and said smile for the camera
>>75169198
>>75169161
Peace guys! Can't we live together?
>>75169275
Forgot to change my flag. Fuck.
>>75169275
GOOD post. Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
wild are reddit af
>>75169107
bitch you copied me
>>75169275
>>75169347
lmao embarrassing
>>75169359
t. reddit hawk
>>75169359
t. reddithawk
>>75169406
>>75169415
samefag go back
>>75169294
This is the gayest post I have read all day. Go walk on the nearest freeway faglord.
>>75169415
>>75169406
reddithawk mind
chiraq confirmed reddit
>>75169370
Great minds think alike my friend
>>75169430
kys reddithawk
>>75169502
BTFOOOOOOOO
>>75166666
C U T I E
>>75169528
>>75169502
nice try cuck, its called using a proxy on your comp and then 4g on your phone
return to reddit
Give me one good reason why the Stars aren't going to win the cup. I'll wait.
The jackets deserve some love, they should do well
>>75169294
FAGGOT LOL
>>75169791
They aren't in the playoffs
>>75169791
.......
>>75169832
I said NEXT YEAR you idiot.
>>75169857
LOL no you didn't
>>75169857
N-no you did not
>>75169797
you may be right, I have them losing in 5 games, but I think I'll change it to 6
>>75169857
Laughing SO HARD at you right now.
>>75169879
Nah, not with an injured pongs team they will win in 7, if the craps lose to the laffs they will be in the ecf
>>75169857
Please don't pretend to be me. I'll fuckin hurt you punk
>>75169857
you didn't retard
>>75169873
>>75169865
It was implied you fucking jabronis.
>>75169929
No it wasn't
>>75169791
completely unheard of a team moving up six (6) slots to win the Patrick Nolan cup
>>75169923
Heh... I don't think so, kid. I'll let you off the hook, this time, but don't ever step up to me like that unless you're looking to throw hands.
You've been warned, bucko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYi2sg3qH9I
>>75169370
>craps
>boipussies
Go watch Nigger hoop you fucking yanks
snes will win the stan lee cup
>>75169791
because we got the relevant Benn
>>75169977
WEW thanks mate this might actually be the best Stanley cup in NHL history
>>75169972
beautiful, can't wait for tomorrow
>>75169977
will it be over the line?
Why will they win the Stanley cup?
>>75169791
finnish goaltending
>>75169966
I'll fucking grind you into dust chump. I wouldn't even waste my blade on the likes of you. I just got it sharpened anyways heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uei9vAkgNUk
Repeat of 2007, but with a twist.
Oscar dansk might make his NHL debut in the ploffs
>>75169987
Have you ever thought of why you have this image saved on your computer?
>>75170146
more like oskore dank
>>75170202
True the swede is strong
>turn on nhl tv to get some news about the playoffs
>literally nothing but mcmeme shit
Just rename the channel Connor McDavid, hell, rename the entire league that at this point. Fuck this cancer.
Uh no sorry Patrik I cant play video games with you thursday Ive got a game.
>>75170287
don't worry anon, oilers are getting swept
>>75170309
goddamn the laffs are gonna get destroyed
>>75167748
justine is my olympicfu
>>75170287
He isn't even good. Half of his points were conjured by the NHL to create artifical hype. I would rather have Gordo Tugnutt from some shitty Quebec rec league that mcsecondary. Pathetic.
>yfw they finally put Galchenyuk on the 4th line, where he belongs
>>75170309
>>75170320
How many times is Holtby going to shut the >laffs out? Over under at 2.5
>>75170320
In the season series with the caps
6-5 Caps win in overtime in which holtby got chased
4-2 Leafs Win
4-1 Caps win in the second half of a back to back for the leafs
Leafs are gonna lose but WILL NOT be swept
>>75170409
2, games 2 and 3 desu
reminder that all cananigger teams will be eliminated in the FIRST (1st) round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
>>75170409
Exactly 2.5
I'm sorry what?
>pongs have advantage over jackets in defense
Holy shit, also you can't give them the coach because he's a product of torts, that goes to both
>>75170379
>Galchenyuk on the 4th line
wtf seriously?
>>75170460
will you stream yourself eating a bucket of shit live if they don't?
>>75170409
>>75170435
Leafs are tied for first with winnipeg in lowest amount of times shut out with 2 this season
Last time leafs were shut out was November I believe
>>75170462
I'll put you down for a cheeky Craps own goal on a delayed penalty then.
>>75170504
PArdon my french...
http://www.lapresse.ca/sports/hockey/201704/11/01-5087463-alex-galchenyuk-joueur-de-quatrieme-trio.php?utm_categorieinterne=trafficdrivers&utm_contenuinterne=cyberpresse_vous_suggere_5087390_article_POS2
>>75170497
Nobody actually gives a fuck. Stop posing ted.
>>75170460
Nah m8
>>75170553
>regular season
>>75170497
cry more faget
>>75170615
Its the same sport and teams in the playoffs buddy
>>75170553
>regular season
>>75170628
Oh hello Crosby, do you need a box of tissues, should I ask your daddy Dubinsky to get you some
>>75170665
>Its the same sport
>>75170665
but the regular season doesn't mean shit in the playoffs
>>75170665
>he doesn't know
>>75170685
cringe
jackets fan reporting in.
my mouth is filled to the brim with semen. parts of my brain are no longer fully functional because of the amount of time i have spent deprived of oxygen due to my nasal cavity being flooded with semen and my mouth and throat being blocked up fully with cocks. poutine, you say, canada? that's cool, but me personally? i like to eat kaka from the toilet. i reach my baby sized hands into the toilet and grab a nice helping of the brown stuff from in there. that's good to me, i like to eat it. i put a straw into the toilet and drink up the peepee water and sometimes just the plain toilet water. despite ceaselessly sucking cock and constantly being rammed in my gaping, brown, hairy asshole with cock i am actually somehow a virgin. i wear a fedora and i have aids too. my dense neckbeard is littered with cheeto crumbs and sticky from the constant flow of semen and mountain dew which pours from my limp bottom lip into it; the bugs that live in my neckbeard eat this and get big and strong, and then they kick my ass and they rape me too, which i like.
>>75170497
>pengus with better forwards
The BJs have better depth. Scam Gagner's going to have a big series, expect 10 points out of him in the first round.
>>75170756
great post ted!
>>75170756
You must live in Pittsburgh
>>75170720
>>75170728
>thinks the leafs are shit because of regular season performance
>use regular season as an example
>n-no
If we use playoffs as an example the Craps are choking AGAIN this year
>>75170782
craps will choke, but not the maple pajeets of all fucking teams
Its alright Patrik ill let you hold the Calder for a while Ive got some playoff games to play you can look after it until im done
>>75170782
i think the laffs are shit because this is their first non-shorted season playoffs in thirteen years
say what you will about the craps performance but at least they have won a series this decade
>>75170811
I dont think they will win but they wont be swept
Remember to put the link to hoc bracket league to new OP
Got some Gumbo going on the stove. No shrimp in the freezer like I thought, so I'll just have to settle for chicken and a bit of sausage. Should be ready in ~3 hours.
>>75170782
>>75170782
The >laffs are shit because their best player is a mexican porker who doesn't use his teammates and their team is soft. They're going to get clutch and grabbed to death in the playoffs.
>>75170849
they are probably the worst team in the playoffs but they wont be swept
I'm a frequent poster on r/hockey
AMA
>>75170916
What do dicks taste like?
>>75170930
bacon
fuck off earlyfag, i see your early thread
>>75170958
>>75170958
New not early fagged >>75170958
>>75170958
>>75170958
>>75170909
>doesnt use his team mates
He played on a line with Hyman and Brown for most of the year and STILL scored 40 tying him for second in the league in goals
FACT
the leafs are the only team with 6 players over 50 points and 5 players with over 60 points
>>75171029
early and grease do not use
NEW
ON TIME
>>75170996
>>75170996
>>75170996
>>75171029
fuck off faggot
put the bracket challenge in the op
DO NOT YIELD TO THE AMERICANS FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES
>>75170958
>>75170958
>>75170958
>>75170958
>>75170958
>>75170996
>>75170996
>>75170996
new, non-greek, and on time
>>75171108
>hongcouver cucks
no
>>75171106
>>75171108
faggot grease early thread or non grease on time thread. hmm....
>>75169107
>>75170497
>intangibles
DISCARDED
good job janny you fuck