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Chicago Cubs (2-1) @ Milwaukee Brewers (1-3) Game starts: 7

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Chicago Cubs (2-1) @ Milwaukee Brewers (1-3)

Game starts: 7:10 PM Central

Stream: https://www.vipbox.bz/

Torrents of past games: http://www.sport-video.org.ua/index.html

Cubs lineup:

P: Brett Anderson (L)
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) RF
5. Addison Russell (R) SS
6. Jason Heyward (L) CF
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Brett Anderson (L) P
9. Javier Baez (R) 2B

Brewers lineup:

P: Jimmy Nelson (R)
1. Jonathan Villar (S) 2B
2. Domingo Santana (R) RF
3. Ryan Braun (R) LF
4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
5. Jesus Aguilar (R) 1B
6. Hernan Perez (R) CF
7. Manny Pina (R) C
8. Orlando Arcia (R) SS
9. Jimmy Nelson (R) P
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Friendly reminder to get extra flags, simple browser extension that lets you see in which state/city people who use it reside in

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first for brewers
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not enough pine tar on the chest protector senpai
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>>75086419
First for Cubs.
I'm going to fuck your waifu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bZqu4xjx8
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Go Cusb
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Go Cusb
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Is Sweden...

Is Sweden ever coming back..?
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>>75086561
beer truck enrichment?
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>>75086561
I seriously think he got struck by the truck m8
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trade rizzo why the fuck is he trying to bunt with 2 out....Theo, please trade rizzo now
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hi
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>>75086643
time stamp or gtfo attention whore
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>>75086638
kys
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>>75086638

stop trying to force this
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>>75086643
Would you fuck her, bros?
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cube need pitching, could probably get a stud and 2 dubs for rizzo
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>>75086643
F E E T
E
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T
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someone gimme the lowdown on anderson

cause uh those stats for the dodgers sure don't look good
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>>75086737
he had a decent season in 2015

he's the 5th starter, not an ace
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>>75086737
weak slider, no curve, and fast ball low 90's he's a fukken bum
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>>75086765
He has potential to be a pretty decent rotation guy.
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why the fuck hasn't hendricks started yet?
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>>75086792
set up man at best...god for about 2 innings
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>>75086811
Matchups

>>75086814
Alright my man, whatever you say.
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>>75086811
joe memes wants to keep his innings down as much as possible
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Zobrist getting Jesus power
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D I N G E R
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DING DING DING
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>>75086643
Did you remember to lock the gate?
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>>75086929
She was too busy getting throat fucked by Jamal
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Is jason heyward finaly useful now?

Holy fug
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Zobased
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>>75086941

>americans
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>>75086958
he's a cutie desu
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is 2017 Heyward, dare I say it, /our guy/?
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>>75086425
When you just see Schawrber standing there after the hit, you just know he sent another one into low orbit.

Nothing's going to be as prolific as his optical illusion moonshot, but it's still magical to watch his dingers.
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>>75086997
For me it's Jake Arrieta's velocity
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>>75086643
>Push up bra
Roll those tits back up Ms saggy. I bet you could hide a dollar bill under those tits.
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>>75087034
>push up bra
That is a bikini top, are you blind?
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>>75087071
Easy, he's only 12.
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>>75087071
Stop trying to deflect from the fact she's a B cup with major sag.

A girl with small, saggy tits is proof God is not all loving.
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Fucking finally I'm able to watch a game this week.

Go Cubes!

>>75086624
>>75086596
Was way closer than I'd prefered, but I'm alive and safe.
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>Zobshit
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>>75086306
first for my fellow bandwagonin cubbies fans
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>>75086958
>Implying he wasn't useful last year.
Fucker just took all his stats in hitting and put them into ever thing else. The man was faster than Fowler at base running
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>>75087134
Oh my god you're alive
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>>75087134
Glad you aren't ded
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>they are showing this game on twitter

neat.jpg
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>>75087134
Swedbro is here and he wasn't raped to death by Immigrants. All is right with the world.
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>>75087134

here's a (you)
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>>75087134
Smorgasbord!
How'r you doing Swedenbro?
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>>75087167
>ywn rape swedebro to death
Fuck my life up family
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>And you're too... blonde!
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>>75087176
All good. Excited that we finally have baseball again! Hope it goes well for you too.

>>75087180
If you can hook me up with a green card we can set up some sorts of deal senpai.
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>>75087134
Nice to see you Sven.
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>>75087222
We shall see. This could be THE year, after all.


Why could you see the season opener? How do you watch games in Dot SE?
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>big bully Nelson trying to scare MY Kris Bryant
He needs to be stopped
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questions:
are the cubs really this bad?
&
are cubs fans really this pathetic?
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>>75087258
I usually buy MLB.tv international around the allstar break/fathers day promotions. Until then I just watch random streams since the quality is usually good enough to identify pitches.

>>75087294
More than likely.
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>>75087294
Yes
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>>75087294
What are you trying to say, faggot?
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>>75087317
I think you already know, friendo
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>>75087342
...fug
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>>75087294

is this american 'banter'?
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based Jimster
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>>75087367
banter is for sawker lads

for example, the english are so bad at sawker they get cucked by their own goal stopper
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>3-0 to the fucking pitcher
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>>75087409
listing useless pitching stats..
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>indoor bullpens
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>80 foot tall picture of Russell and his disgusting frog face stating at you from the scoreboard while he bats

Creepy desu.
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>Heyward hitting to left
He's still groundballin' tho but it's one step at a time I guess
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Which is the most economical, but really stupid way to celebrate a home run?

>A giant, mechanized Apple.
>Turning your fountain on full blast.
>Having your mascot go down a slide.
Did I miss anything?

Also has the Brewer's mascot flung himself out of the slide and plummeted to the ground?
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Why are there so many Cubs fans in Milwaukee?
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>>75087634
whatever the fuck you wanna call it when the marlins homer
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>>75087662
>why are there so many Cubs fans at Wrigley Field North?
ftfy
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>>75087662
We are legion. And we can't afford tickets to Wrigley.
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>>75087662
Weekend games at Wrigley run $100+ a seat. It's a lot cheaper for people living in Chicago to drive up to Milwaukee and see a game or two.
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On today's episode of "umpires who make up their own strike zone"...
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jew ump
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Is it just me or is this game exceedingly comfy?

I was in edge during that whole goddamn series against the cards.
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Jesus Aguilar will be the first MLB player to ever finish a season with a batting average over .500. And we got him for nothing....
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>>75087796
It's because the Cubs aren't making uncharacteristically bad plays
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>>75087796
It helps that was arent playing the cards and instead the broors.
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fucking jimmy nelson every time we go against this nobody
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>>75087884
jimmy nelson is bretty gud
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Serious question for my fellow midwesterners; How has Illinois not annexed Wisconsin by now? The lower half of the state pretty much belongs to us. Look at this "Milwaukee" crowd. It's made of all cubs fans.
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>>75087134

good to see you again swede bro
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And to any bulls fans here tonight; Hawks just won against the Cavs, making our playoff chances seem that much harder
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>>75087986
We have like 3 other teams we can cuck. Even the Bucks could still miss the playoffs.

Doesn't help that we're playing vs tanking teams which are the teams we really suck against.
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>>75087986
is it too late for the bulce to miss the playoffs?
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What a silly way to end the inning.
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>>75088033
>>75088028
Well the good news is if the Heat loose 2 of their next 4 games (they're currently tied with Toronto with 2 minutes left), the Bulls only gotta win one game out of our 4 for us to get into the 8th seed.

http://eplstreams.club/na.php?id=0021601180&feed=1
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really hoping the bulls lose out now that Wade might be back in the lineup
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>>75088098
agreed - I love jimmeh, but this team is a garbage fire


>balk
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>>75087691
Heh.

>>75087986
>Getting into the playoffs with a losing record.
This is why the NBA is a joke right now. At least in the NFL it takes an entire division to be a dumpster fire in order to have a losing record and make the playoffs. The fact that multiple teams can get in with a losing record is a fucking joke.
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>>75088098
Not like the 9th spot will get us anything good. We won't luck out that hard again.

At this point all there is to believe in is that like 20% chance of fucking over LeBron's legacy by killing the cavs in the first round.
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>>75088161

I will take a lottery ticket over getting t-bagged by Lebron or the Celtics
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>>75087950
This is a bait, but I like to have autistic conversations about state cultures.

2bh Wisconsin has a pretty strong cultural identity.

Granted, urban areas like Milwaukee do tend to live in the shadow of Chicago. But people in Illinois don't really have a cultural concept of Illinois identity. People in the Chicago area of course identify best with Chicago, but downstate there isn't really a concept of Illinois culture as a whole.

I grew up downstate and couldn't tell you much about our state culture (do we have a local cuisine? Corn on the cob maybe?). Wisconsin on the other hand seems to at least have local foods and beers that sets it apart. Small towns will have old breweries and restaurants established by German immigrants. Any link to the old country has more or less vanished in IL.

During trips up to wisco I always got the impression people were genuinely proud of their state. It might've just been my experience, but it seemed like people from IL don't give a shit about state pride.

I don't know, I'm drunk and rambling, this is a bad post.
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>>75088257
Idk what to tell u bro it was a joke. Of all the reasons a civil war breaks out upon the united states again, Illinois residents looking for more leg room in Wisconsin is probably the worst.

But thank you for proving my point about Wisconsin dick-riding the Chicagoland area to death. Much appreciated.
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>cubes now shilling mcmeme
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based Jesus
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>>75088257
>culture
>wisconsin
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>>75088257
>During trips up to wisco I always got the impression people were genuinely proud of their state
this is true
t. wisconsinite
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>cusb
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Oh god I had flashback to last year and Kyle
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wew
what are they doing out there
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>>75088474
it's worked out okay without kyle
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that blond stripe looks retarded
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>Japan's only Brewers fan
It is time for sudoku.
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>>75088257
I live in Central Illinois and you're pretty much spot on. Outside of cities that have transplants there's nothing here but flat land and corn. I just don't think anyone gives a fuck about anything because there's nothing to give a fuck about.
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>>75088507
why do you cracka hate anything thats coolness
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>>75088493
>worked out ok
>out for the entire normal season

Cubs would have been a 120+ win team last year if KS was here during the regular season
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Hope Javy is alright. So much more fun with him on the field even if that blond stripe of his is just stupid as fuck.
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>>75088528
I think except Chicago Wisconsin is better than Illinois. It's the reason people from Illinois come Wisconsin for vacation.
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>>75088534
looks stupid on bryant too, but his fauxhawk isnt blonde
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>>75088557
I go to colorado for vacation, not wisconsin
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>>75088557
Oh absolutely. South of Chicago Illinois it's one of the most depressing places on Earth. I'd rather live in Russia.
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Is it just me or did Kelly Crull get way less attractive since last season?
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>>75088583
nice blog post
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>>75088639
I was thinking the same thing. What on earth is with that god awful tan, it really ruins her imo.
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>>75088599
When I lived in Wisconsin I went to the waterpark town and there were many Illinois people there. Wisconsin people always complain about Illinois people's fast driving lol.
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>>75088687
Yeah I dunno if it's the tan or what, but her skin looks like leather. Looks like she's aged 10-15 years
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>>75088703
everyone here hates the FIBS
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>schwarbust
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>>75088760
Lol yeah my friend told me about FIB.
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>>75087134
Welcome back Swedenbro
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>Signed up for MLB.tv
>Wanted to watch on the ol' TV so I turned on the Xbox
>Xbox has to download another goddamn update

This thing has more updates than my computer
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>>75088835
why would you do any of those things
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I want a good Brewers season!
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I had to go for like 40 minutes or so. What the fuck happened to Baez? Schwarber 2.0?
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>>75088931
2019.
>>75088941
Collision, but didnt seem nearly as awful as Schwarb desu. Hopefully he's fine.
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trade rizzo now
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>>75088941
Yeah he collided with Heyward but he walked off on his own power and looked okay. Haven't heard an official status report on him yet.
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>swinging at a pitch that hits you
kek
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what a fukken bum trade rizzo now theo
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pull the string, make em dance
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brewer looking like the world champs
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>torres is actually good
apologize right now fangraphs
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>>75088958
I don't think... Unless they get pitchers somehow... But the Brewers never have pitchers.
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>>75089003
>>75088969
You have to be a Tardinals fan
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>>75089078
I mean, it depends on the qualification of "good". You could def make the wild card with the cards/pierats regressing further.
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>>75089084
i been a cube fan since 1943
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>booing braun
it's almost as if they don't realize he feeds on them
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Left eye contusion for Baez.

RIP in pastrami we hardly knew ye
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>>75089186
>day to day
>RIP
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>>75088900
Why wouldn't you?
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when does folwer bat
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>>75089245
He's the DH
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>>75089247
ok thanks
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>>75089211
Thanks for the (You) and the (Dubs).
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>>75089245
>>75089247
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Miller looks surprisingly empty

What's going on?
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I-is Heyward not totally useless at the plate this season lads?
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>>75089279
low fan confidence, probably. But yeah it should be full by cubs fans alone.
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a feel a storm coming
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Dinger when
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Cubs winning the WS has brought a huge boost to the Brewers' attendance numbers
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I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
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>>75089279
actually, i have another theory, i've been there for past cubs-brewers games, they're a circus. Fights breaking out and shit. I wouldn't be there for that, even on a weekday
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>>75089323
curling is a great sport
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>there have only been 3 pitches in this AB
manfred btfo
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>beer park
>more cusb fans than broors fans
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Thank god we can all move on
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>booed out of your own ball park

The actual failed state of Wisconsin, how will they EVER recover??

Pic related, only thing good to ever come out of wisconsin
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>JUSTali Feliz
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>WILD THING
>
>
>YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
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Holy fuck this game I'm dying Jesus Christ boors just accept fate and lose already.
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why are our giant black guys always injuring our other players? fucking hell, go play football you massive negroids
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>>75089372
hey, friend. Just because your team came off of a world series win and are literally 30 minutes away from miller park doesn't mean shit
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>>75089387
are dominicans black?
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>player named Happy
>frowns
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>>75089387
Niggers are the superior race desu
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>>75089407
do they have african blood in them?
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>>75089326
>Cubs fan
>Wore a Cubs hat to a Brewers Pirates game years ago when visiting a friend in Milwaukee
>Brewers fans started pounding on our car after the game

I've been to Miller 4 or 5 times, that's the only time I've had a bad experience at a game there though, and I think I wore a Cubs hat the other times.
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>Culver's
*vomits internally
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>>75089415
Really activates your almonds doesn't it
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>>75089401
And here it is. This is why i'm in this thread; to bask in the jealousy that residents of Wisconsin feel towards their superior neighbors in every single way. Don't even get me wrong; it's purely sexual; God damn it gets my dick hard
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>>75089422
too bad they didn't hit you in the face bitch
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>>75089419
idk desu
facial features seem to be pretty different
idk when they would have came there from africa
I guess they're probably not black
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>mike montgomery won't even be on this team come post season

cap this post
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HAHA TIME FOR WALKOFF
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>>75089387
>harboring a hateful grudge
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>>75089437
whoa dude you seem to have things wrong here, there's nothing about Illinois to be even remotely proud of
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>>75089457
you do know that most of the slave trade was to south america and the carribean yes?
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>>75089448
>Being mad
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>>75089494
hmmm but then shouldn't there be black people and native dominicans and then some mixed?
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>milwaukee stadium
>filled with chicago fans
I bet a lot of them were casual broors fans previously too and then all of a sudden "I've been a Cubs fan my whole life!" Been seeing the same thing in cardinals territory.
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>>75089510
look up Afro-dominicans. there are many mixed or pure blood Africans in that country
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>>75089510
You're thinking of Haiti. Understandable, as both countries are on the same island.
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>>75089544
B L A C K E D
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>>75089526
>chicago cubs stadium
>filled with chicago fans
I bet a lot of them were casual baseball fans previously too and then all of a sudden "I've been a Cubs fan my whole life!"
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>>75089526
Milwaukee has always been Wrigley North.
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Pina just hit a dinger please
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>>75089526
its been like this my whole life
same for bucks-bulls games

packers are far too loved for it to even come close to happening though
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>>75089561
>Broors have always been NL
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i didn't even watch this game I just came here to post

>Kris Bryant
>MVP

pick one
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>>75089526
Pete Rose was the best commentator along with Bo Jackson.
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>>75089561
>>75089558
The only reason Wisconsin's football team is still in green bay is because they want at least one sport that will have a majority of their fans.

http://www.nba.com/2015/news/features/steve_ashburner/04/23/milwaukee-bucks-face-throng-of-chicago-bulls-fans-in-game-3/
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>>75089587
Obviously not then but Miller flooding with Cubs fans is hardly a recent phenomenon
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losing to brewer pitching..cube fans on suicide watch
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>>75089561
t. never went to a game at Miller Park in the early 2010's
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Okay lads it's time for extra inning Maddon Memery
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>Still have the same Cubs hat I got almost 20 years ago at my first Cubs game
>Want a new Cubs hat because it's falling apart and it's stained and faded
>Worried people will think I'm a bandwaggoner if they see me wearing a new Cubs hat

What do I do /sp/?
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This is the most boring baseball game I've ever been too. Its not good pitching it's absolutely pathetic hitting. Everyone from both lineups should be shot and killed.
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>extra innings

I just wanna go sleep desu this game has left comfy zone and gone full on boring.
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>>75089598
do you know how long the waiting list is to buy packer tickets senpai
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>>75089603
Was the current park built after the Broors came to the Light Side?
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>>75089598
Green Bay is in Wisconsin?
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>>75089607
Most of the Cubs games I've been to since the turn of the century have been in Milwaukee. I'm not going to pretend I didn't see a bunch of Cubs fans.
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>>75089629
>that hat looks pretty new anon
>ah thanks I take pretty good care of...wait fuck you

every goddamn motherfucking time
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>>75089646
american geography pick one
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Free baseball bros
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>>75089665
To be fair he's from columbia with a tramp stamp.
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>>75089665
America is so uneducated that its geography changes drastically every 5-10 years and nobody ever notices or changes the map.

True story
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>>75089674
It's a Turk.
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Here are the rules you need to know for a job interview in Japan
1. be Japanese
2. be Japanese
3. be a male jap
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>>75089707
I was just going to list my top 10 anime protagonists desu senpai
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Boors collapse imminent thank god.
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>>75089707
thanks
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>>75089696
What does this even mean?
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>>75089707
What if I'm half Japanese and a male?
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>>75089733
Male(female) or...
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dat comeback
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>>75089722
dont jinx it m7
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SCHWARBER, NOOOOOOOO!
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>>75089733
You punch your interviewer with your ghost guardian.
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>when your relief pitcher is on the spectrum
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>>75089757
that sprint in
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>>75089757
Why the fuck was he running like that. He looked totally retarded; hands flailing and gasping. Looked like he was fucking swimming
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>JD and Len bullying the Boor's reliever

'Alright, time for some POWER SQUATS, ONE! TWO! THREE!'

"Run Forest! Run!'
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>>75089792
>that maxwell polish

I need it
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>>75089792
>tfw i used to run like that and roar like a dinosaur at girls

and this was my senior year in high school lads
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>>75089807
now thats some aspie behavior
>>
>>75089807
thank you for new pepe
>>
Baez had to have his left eye amputated lads
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>>75089807
At least you didn't run with your arms behind you like Sonic
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>>75089792
dat beef sandwich is mostly bread...where the beef
>>
>>75089807
something very wrong with you lad
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>>75089823
Delete your entire folder if you don't want to be an eternal newfag.
>>
>>75089831
he would have gone too fast then
>>
Draw a line down from Rockford and connect it to a line coming west from South Chicago. Not counting this area, list one thing that has ever happened in the entire giant state of Illinois that ever affected the lives of anyone ever. Really makes you go hmmm.
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>>75089829
>amputated
>not enucleated

absolute pleb
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>brewers pitchers have thrown to first about 100 times this game
manfred is literally shaking rn
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>>75089838
Former Portillos and Buona Beef employee during high school here; I know the inns and outs of the Italian beef game if anyone is curious.

Most beefs in both establishments are weighed and measured on a scale before they're sold. Each sandwich is remarkably uniform. Only the professional mexicans with years of service can make them quickly without weighing them.

I'm not sure if Al's weighs their beefs; probably why their sandwichs are very inconsistent in my opinion. The Bucktown location got my order wrong like 3 times in a row; while i've had nothing but good things to say about the one in Niles.
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>>75089864
Abraham Washington was born in a tin box in the woods
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>this at bat
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>>75089792
You know we have Portillos here too now right? It's 2 minutes from my house in Brookfield and we're getting another in west Milwaukee soon.
>>
10 pitch walk, nice!
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>10 pitch walk that took 10 minutes happen
>MFW Rizzo grounds out into a double play on the first pitch
>>
>>75089864
Richard Pryor was born in a Peoria brothel
>>
Rizzo double incoming
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>Cubs "hitting"
>>
>>75089894
Did you ever sponsor Hope Solo?
>>
>>75089957
hahaha oh fuck
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>>75089957
>>
What happened to /bet/? I wanted to discuss baseball betting :-(
>>
>>75089957
Great post familia
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>>75089957
>>
>>75089894
>I'm not sure if Al's weighs their beefs; probably why their sandwichs are very inconsistent in my opinion
that's why you buy the beef package aka the NEET special and build the sandwich at home.
>>
>>75089977
They moved to discord only IIRC.
>>
Bases are more juiced than Braun
>>
>>75089988
Man, why would they do that?
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Kill me satan
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
APOLOGIZE TO HUGHES RIGHT NOW
>>
brewers find a way
>>
The fuck.
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>Zobrist
>>
CRAP CITY
>>
why tho

>>75090013
because for most part a specific small group of people that hung there and sp under japmoot were starting to crack down on them.
>>
based Brian Anderson calling that Zobrist DP
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>brewers survive 20 minute long nail-biter top half of the inning
>brewers hitters will go down 1-2-3 in 1 minute
>>
>>75090081
this wasn't really a prediction seeing as you posted it after it happened
>>
>>75090081
>Using a pepe
>2017
Get something new faggot.
>>
>but this goes to the 11th
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>>75090100
I pressed submit just as the second out happened tbhfam
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>>75090104
>>
>If you missed it Heyward almost killed Baez to steal his power.
>>
>le GIDP man
>>
why can't I hold all these double plays
>>
WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME
>>
soon they are gonna call em Cubble plays hehe
>>
I think Cubs will lose this one.
>>
how many innings will this go /sp/?
>>
>>75090230
11
>>
>>75090177
>That's Cub
>>
braun is better lookin than bryant

serious
>>
>>75090267
maybe if you dig the fat Italian lesbian look
>>
>>75090267
nah
braun is kinda cute tho even if his eyes are a bit weird
>>
>>75090284
nah braun just has that swag

its like cocky but extremely confident

bryant ego trips

im a cubs fan btw so no bias towards bryant
>>
>>75090267
The fuck are you drinking?
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>Find out a girl I want to sleep with has posted nudes of herself the internet
>Wrestling with the idea of fapping to them to help out the Cubs.
Wait, does fap magic even work for the Cubs?
>>
>>75090314
i guarantee pseudo cucking yourself will not help the cubs

get it together mate jesus
>>
>>75090314
Share them brother and I'll find out for you
>>
>>75090314
wife her and make sure she only gets naked online for money on a camsite, ez life
>>
>Game is still on at 11:00 PM

Goddamn Cubs, win this already so I can catch some mega-snooze
>>
>those spic white sux fans

The hell are they doing there
>>
>>75090359
wtf dude
>>
o shit guys
>>
>>75090359
Can't, she's a lesbian. But she also has a boyfriend.
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>memegomery
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>>75090384
you've been tricked
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>>75090384
...
>>
Oh no :(
>>
What is going on here
>>
Wew lad.
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nice "sport"
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fuck me
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>>75090314
>>75090359
>>75090384
She's just some dumb slut who cares. Tell her that you'll send the pictures to her boss, parents, church, everyone she knows unless she fucks you. If she refuses just block her number and never talk to her again.

I mean your refusal to do the right thing lost the cubs the game
>>
noooooo >:[
;_;
>>
Idiot moving so far outside was obviously fucking with Montgomery's head. Stupid shit.
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this is my only brewers meme
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That was some stellar pitching Monty. Way to come through.
>>
damn, well see you tomorrow brewfriends
>>
>>75090328
I bet if I fapped, the Cubs would have gotten out o that jam. This is all your fault.
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Well, at least this feels nostalgic.

gg broors, see y'all tomorrow.
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Bravo Monty.

Well, at least the Spurs won.
>>
based brewers own the cubs
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sophia gonna get brauned tonite

holy fuck
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AHAHAHAHAHAAH get fucked CUBES FAGS
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>make relief pitcher pitch 3 innings until he loses his stuff and is clearly fucked
>he loses
>"HURRRR NICE JOB MONTY U SUXXX"
Cusb fans in a nutshell. You lost due to bad coaching.
>>
SWEEP INCOMING
>>
things were a lot more fun (and affordable) when the cubs were losers. just an observation.
>>
>>75089864
George Lincoln Rockwell is from Bloomington get fucked fagggot
>>
>>75090604
This but it's nice to see the cubbies win
>>
>>75090658
Literally who? Norman Rockwell's dad?
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